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CHAOTICCan't Highly Accurately Observe These Iterative Creations. Angela Brett, after reading about the mathematical phenomenon chaos... it's all about sequences which seem totally random but are generated by a simple mathematical rule - however, slight changes in the starting values can drastically change the whole thing, so chaotic motion is still very difficult to predict.
Science:Mathematics
CHAPCould Have Adorable Penis Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
CHARCan Hold Alphabetic Representation Angela Brett, when she had half an hour to spare in a C programming test. In C, a char is a type of variable often used to store characters.
Computers:Programming:C variable types
CHARISMACharlatan Has A Roguish Innocence, Seducing Moronic Audience Tony McCoy O'Grady - TV preachers are often described as 'Charismatic'.
Religion
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
CHARIZARDCan Heat A Rock Into Zabaglione, And Roast Duelist Angela Brett (Charizard is Pokemon #6)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
CHARLIECan Help Acronyms.co.nz Reach Largest Inventory Ever! Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
CHARMAINECarefully Handles Abilities, Responsible Musical Adult In Nurturing Environment Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
CHARMANDERCraves Heat -- Any Rain Makes A Near-Derriere Extremity Respire. Angela Brett (Charmander, Pokemon #4, prefers hot places. When it rains, steam is said to spout from the tip of its tail.)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
CHARMEDCan Have Anything Remotely Magical Enter Drama Angela Brett (The TV Show 'Charmed' is about three witches, but can involve things as diverse as leprechauns, mermaids, demons, gnomes, fairies, angels, nymphs, gods, unicorns, and the seven dwarves.)
Entertainment:TV shows
CHARMIANCharming, Happy And Respectful Monument Is A Necropolis Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar and Antony and Cleopatra
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Antony and Cleopatra
CHASEDChooses Her Amours So Each Discovers Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
CHASMCrevasses Have Always Slain Mountaineers Angela Brett
Places
Sports & Recreation
CHASMSCan't Hop Across So Much Space TMcCO'G
Places
CHASTEChooses Her Amours So They'll Engage Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
CHATCome, Have A Talk Angela Brett
Communication:Talking
CHATTERConversation Having A Tendency Toward Empty Rattling Angela Brett
Communication:Talking
CHEATER'Champion' Has Evidently Altered The Examination Results Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
CHEATSCraves Having Easy Answers To Succeed Scott Higton... my kids buy PC games and after 10 minutes of play want me to download whatever cheats there are for it. Thought this an appropriate acronym for what they are doing... or anyone that butts up against a situation that requires some effort.
Computers:Games
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
CHEDSCrackers Having Extremely Delicious Seasoning. Steve Keate
Food & Drink
CHEERIOSCold Hearted Enemy Enters Residences, Inhibiting Occupants' Slumber Patricia Rix
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:Cereal Killers
CHEERSConvivial Host Enjoys Everybodyís Rousing Salutation Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
CHEFCreates Heavenly Exciting Feasts Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Chefs
CHEMISTRYConderning How Every Molecure Is Structured, Tailored & Relates. Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry
CHENEYCrafty Halliburton Executive Neatly Enriches Yanks Chris Kjelgaard, referring to Dick Cheney.
Names:Famous people:Politicians
CHERChest, Hips, & Eyebrows Remodelled! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Artists
CHERUBSChubby Harpist Ecstatically Rapturous, Usually Boys Seemingly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
CHERYLChanteuse, Her Eurovision Revealed Youthful Legs. TMcCO'G - referring to Cheryl Baker, one fourth of "Bucks Fizz" who won the Eurovision Song Contest in 1981. As part of the show the two males pulled the long skirts off the two females midway through the song, revealing beautiful legs clad in shorts.
Entertainment:Music:Artists
CHESTNUT"Conkers" Has Every Schoolboy Taking Nuts Up Trees Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
Entertainment:Toys
CHEVYCar Has Enviable Velocity - Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
CHIFFONConfection Has Interesting Frills Full Of Nutrients Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric:Edible(?)
CHILDCooks Herself Interesting Little Delicacies Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to Julia Child.
Food & Drink:Chefs
CHILDCARECare Handler, Infants, Little "Dumplings", Capable Adults' Responsibility, Employment Jan Morgan - Little Dumplings can be considered an endearment used for toddlers
People & Relationships:Family
CHILDRENCurious Homonym In Language... Dearness Refunds Expenses Ninefold. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Family
CHILECompletely Hilly, Intensely Lengthy Entity. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
CHIMERICALCan't Handle Installing Mozilla? Easily Remedied: Install Chimera And Laugh. Steve Keate, referring to the web browser for Mac OS X
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
CHIMNEYCeiling Hole Issues Muck - Nimbus Envelopes You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings
CHINClip Hair If Necessary Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
CHINACountless Hordes Intimidate Neighbouring Autonomies Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
CHINESIFIEDCookery Has Interesting Neologism. Eldest Son Invents Foodstuff''s Ingeniously Elegant Description Tony McCoy O'Grady, explaining: When the Tonylet was younger he wanted to indicate how some food had been turned into a Chinese meal by the addition of Soy Sauce... and thus the word 'Chinesified' was born
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Food & Drink
CHIPCan Hurt Intestines, Parts Jeff Anonymous
Computers:Do Not Eat
CHIPMUNKCute Hijinks Invite Presents: Muncies Unnumbered. No Kidding! Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
CHIPSCan't Have Intel Processors Salted Angela Brett and Tony
Computers:Do Not Eat
CHIROPRACTORCracking Has Its Reasons Of Practicality, Really Adjusts, Correcting Tailbones Of Regulars. Jan Morgan -- a chiropractor corrects any mis-alignment in our backs by several different methods called adjustments
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Healthcare Occupations
CHIVALRYChaps Honourable In Valour Amid Lasting Romantic Yarns. Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
CHLORINECommon Halogen. Liquifies Often. Respiration Is Not Easy. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
CHOCOLATECan Help One Cope Over Lover's Absence - Tasty Experience. Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
Food & Drink:Confectionery
CHOICECareful Habits Occur In Choosing Endlessly Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Thoughts
CHOICESConsidering Handy Options Ideally Creates Educated Selection Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Thoughts
CHOIRChanting Hymns Organised In Reverence Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music
CHOPINCherish How One Plays Immortal Nocturnes! Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Music:Artists
CHOPSTICKSCan't Hold Onto Pasta Sauce, These Inadequate Chinese Kitchen Sticks! Angela Brett
Food & Drink
CHOWDERCreamy Heavy Option, Will Determine Eating Range Jan Morgan - a More Caloric Soup
Food & Drink
CHRISChap Has Requested Individual 'Spansion Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
Education:University of Nottingham School of Community Health Sciences IT Subgroup
CHRISTCertainly His Resurrection Is Supreme Truth Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
CHRISTICaring Heart Realist Is Secure Tactful Individual Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
CHRISTINECinematic Horror Revealing Intelligent Suspense. Terror In Night Excursions Eric Bridgstock... I spotted CHRISTINE in the unsuccessful searches and immediately thought of the film directed by John Carpenter, based on the Stephen King novel
Entertainment:Movies
Art & Literature:Book Titles
CHRISTMASCharacteristic Huge Rise In Shopping - The Merriest Are Salesmen! Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
CHRISTMASTIMECelebrating Hanukkah? Religion's Immaterial - Start The Merrymaking And Singing, There Is Much Enjoyment! Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
CHRISTOPHERChurch Has Rescinded Individual's Sainthood - They Openly Probed His Essential Reality Tony McCoy O'Grady - Some years ago the Catholic Church reviewed the evidence for the existence of St. Christopher (the patron saint of travellers) and he was (along with others) removed from the calendar of the saints.
Religion:Saints
CHRONICLESCarefully Hewn Recounting Of Northern Israel, Concludes Largely Encouraging Some Eric Bridgstock
Religion:Bible books
CHRYSLERCars Have Reached Your Souls - Let's Enjoy Racing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
CHUNDERCould Have Used Normal Digestive Enzymes, Really. Steve Keate
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
CIACriminals In Authority Tony McCoy O'Grady
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
People & Relationships:Law & Order
CIDERCan Incessant Drinking End Relationships? Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
CIGARCan I Generate A Reaction? Tony McCoy O'Grady, regarding the Clinton/Lewinsky sex scandal
Drugs
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
CIGARETTESCancer: Idiots Greatly Augment Risk Every Time They 'Enjoy' Smoking Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs:Tobacco
CINDYCaring Individual, Nice Dependable Yin Jan Morgan -- a person I know
Names:First names:Female
CIPACan't I Play Anywhere? Thinking about what the CIPA (Childrens' Internet Protection Act) really means for American libraries and schools
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
People & Relationships:Law & Order
CIRCLECalculation Into Route Consistently Locus-Equidistant Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
CIVICCommunitarianism Is Vital In Cities Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
CLARUSComputer Launched Animal Rendering Useful Service Tony McCoy O'Grady, when I suggested that KEYBOARD could fly to earth on CLARUS the DogCow, and he wondered how CLARUS could fly.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Other Characters
Science:Biology:Animals
CLASHCollege Lectures Are Scheduled Horribly Angela Brett, after having her timetable rearranged for about the fifth time this week due to other students' timetable clashes. (I mean college in the American sense here... not a high school)
Education
CLASSICALCultured Listeners Appreciate Sonorous Sonatas In Concerthalls (And Lifts) Tony McCoy O'Grady (for 'lifts' our American readers should read 'elevators'.
Entertainment:Music
CLASSYChic Lady; Adroitly She Stretches You Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
CLATHYClutching Lightbulb Anxiously, Thinking, "Here? Yonder?" Angela Brett (Clathy is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'Nervously indecisive about how to dispose of a dead lightbulb.'
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
CLAUDECultured, Learned Artist Understated Details Extensively Sean Lamb (Claude Monet's impressionist works were more noted for their lack of precise detail, presenting just the impression of an image rather than a photorealistic reproduction; Monet studied in Europe with many other well known artists including Eugéne Boudin, Pablo Picasso and Pierre-Auguste Renoir)
Names:Famous people
Art & Literature
CLAUDIACardinale (Latin Actress) Undressed Decorously In Acting TMcCO'G
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
CLAUDIOCallow Lad, After Unforeseen Disasters, Is Overjoyed Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Much Ado About Nothing
CLAUDIUSCunningly Launches An Untimely Death - Is Usurping Scoundrel Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Hamlet, Prince Of Denmark
CLAVERINGCountry Living At Very Easy Rates In Nearby Graveyard George Rix
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
CLEANConceal Litter Effectively And Neatly Edwin Hermann
Science:Environment
CLEANERSCriminal Leaders Extracting Assets Never Expecting Redemption Settlements Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Law & Order
CLEOPATRACunning Lovely Egyptian Obviously Preferred Asp To Roman Attentions. Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Antony and Cleopatra
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Antony and Cleopatra
CLEVERCerebral Lobes Especially Vibrant, Ever Reasoning Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Thoughts
CLICHECreatively Lacking Imitation Commonly Heard Elsewhere Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay
CLIENTCustomer List - Industrial Enterprises Need Them Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
CLIFF-HANGERClimax Left In For Further Handling. A New Gasp-Enducer Required Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment
CLITORISCute Lump Is Tickled Often - Result: Intense Sensations TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Body Parts
CLOCKCircular Locomotion Offers Calendrical Key Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time
CLOTENClottish Lout Of Truly Evil Nature Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Cymbeline
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Cymbeline
CLOTHCostume Looks Only Terrific, Honey! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric
CLOTHINGCotton, Linen Or Tweed - Happiness Is Natural Garments Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
CLOTHOCan Love Orchestrate Threads Hiding Omega? Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
CLOUDComes Low Over Us, Downpour Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Meteorology
CLOUDYCauses Low Overcast, Using Dusty Yuckiness Jan Morgan
Science:Meteorology
CLOWNSChild Like Optional World Needs Students Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
Entertainment
CLUCKChicken-Like Utterence Causes Kerfuffle TMcCO'G - The sight or sound or anyone imitating a chicken always seems to cause others to laugh.
Laughter
Assorted Nouns:Noises
CLUEClose Look Uncovers Evidence Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order
CLUTCHControl Lever Under The Car's Heater Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Parts
CMOSComputer Must Operate Somehow Tony McCoy O'Grady (CMOS usually stands for Complementary Metal-Oxide Semiconductor)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Generic Hardware
CMSComplicated Magnetic System Angela Brett, referring to the COMPACT MUON SOLENOID. See http://cmsinfo.cern.ch for more information.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science:Physics
CNECan't Network Everything CNE's real definition is Certified Netware Engineer
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
Education:Qualifications
COCremates Ozone Jeff Anonymous, referring to carbon monoxide.
Science:Chemistry
COALESCECome On And Let's Embrace Some Coupling Exercises Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
COBChestnut Or Bay? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
COBALTColourful Original Blue, Artists Layer Thickly. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
COBOLComputer Operators' Bewilderingly Obfuscatory Lingo Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Programming
COBRACrusher Or Biter? Reptilian Ambiguity! Tony McCoy O'Grady, who mentions that he likes this one as it implies the dilemma faced by someone not used to snakes worrying over what is approaching is a constrictor or poisonous.
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
COCKATIELCaptured Ones Can Keenly Attempt To Imitate English Language Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
COCKROACHCook On Cluttered Kitchen Range Order After Cook Heaves Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
COCOAComplements Objective-C On Apples Angela Brett (Cocoa is a set of frameworks for making software in Objective-C for Mac OS X)
Computers:Programming:Cocoa
CODCon Or Deception Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
CODECentre Of Developer's Existence Angela Brett
Computers:Programming
CODER(Condenser Of Data) = (Expert - Recorder) Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Communication
CODYCattle's Officially Dead, Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady, Cody was the surname of Buffalo Bill, who wiped out thousands of wild American beasts in a very short time, and not all of them for food.
Names:Famous people
COFFEECup Of Fluid For Enhancing Edginess Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks
COFFINContains Obsolete Fellow's Finite Ingredients Now Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Death
COGNATESCommon Origin Gives Noise-Aligned Terms Equivalent Semantics Angela Brett (A cognate is a word in one language which is similar in form and meaning to a word in another language because both languages are related.)
Science:Linguistics
COHERENTConsistent, Or Having Exact Relationships Evident - Nothing Tearaway. Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
COINSCombined Often Into Notes, Symbolically. Angela Brett
Commerce:Money
COLDColour Of Legs Darkens Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
COLESLAWCabbage Only Looks Edible: Shredded Leaves Are Worthless. Roger Williams
Food & Drink
COLETTECan One Learn Education To Teach Everyone Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
COLLECTIONSCommon Objects, Layout Lovingly Established, Changing Them Into Objects Now Significant. Roger Williams
Household Objects
COLLECTORCreating One Large Lot, Each Collector Thinks Of Resale Sean Lamb
People & Relationships
COLLEGECenter Of Learning Less Educated Gurus Evolved Rico Leffanta
Education
COLLEGESClasses Of Lovely Lasses & Excellent Guys Enjoying Schooling Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
COLLIDERComplaining Of Lover Locked Into Discovering/Dissecting Energetic Reactions Angela Brett, on the song by Les Horribles Cernettes (you can download it or read the lyrics at http://musiclub.web.cern.ch/MusiClub/bands/cernettes/songs/collider.html)
Entertainment:Music:Songs
Science:Physics
COLLINGWOODCan Outsiders Live Luxuriously In Nearby Georgian Wonderland, Or Only Die? George Rix
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
COLOMBIACocaine Obliterated Lives Of Many Boys In America. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
COLONELCompetent Once... Lively Once.... Now Elderly & Lethargic Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Ranks
COLONOSCOPYCome On, Let Our New Omni-Seeing Contraption (Oiled) Probe You Robert Anonymous
Science:Biology:Healthcare
COLONYCollection Of Life, Organised, Nurturing Yield Gavin Lambert - "Nurturing Yield" meaning increasing productivity :)
Science:Biology
COLORCollection Of Light Originates Rainbow. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
COLORADOCentennial Ordination, Land Of Rockies A Dimmers Observance Jan Morgan - became state 100 years after signing of declaration Mile High City - dims the lights
Places:States & Regions
COLOSSIANSCult Offered Life Of Sure Salvation. Itinerant Apostle Nailed Slander. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
COLUMBIUMChemical Of Lustre. Usually Mined By Industrious Underground Miners. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements

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