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APRONYMS BY GAVIN LAMBERT
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ANTONYMAnother Name, Totally Opposite, Negative Yielding Moniker Gavin Lambert
Words & Wordplay
APARTMENTAbode Placed Adjacently; Rather Tiny, Microscopic Even -- New Territory. Gavin Lambert - I recently bought an apartment, which I'm now living in. It seems quite small now (though nice) -- but that is almost certainly just a side-effect of my PACKRATITIS; I've just got too much Stuff :)
Places:Buildings
COLONYCollection Of Life, Organised, Nurturing Yield Gavin Lambert - "Nurturing Yield" meaning increasing productivity :)
Science:Biology
ELEVATOREntire Levitation Etymology Varies According To Origin's Requirements Gavin Lambert (referring to how a different name is used for the same thing in other parts of the world)
Science:Linguistics
Places:Buildings
EMAILEmbarassingly, My Account Is Lacking Gavin Lambert, when his email address changed
Computers:Internet
EUDORAEmail Utility Demonstrates Over Reaching Achievement Gavin Lambert, who really likes it - most of the time!
Computers:Internet
GAMEGenerally About Mass Entertainment Gavin Lambert, thinking mainly about sports games and the like rather than board games, but you could extend the parallel...
Sports & Recreation
Entertainment:Games
GLASSGlossy 'Lucent Article, Secures Sustenance. Gavin Lambert ('lucent as in 'translucent')
Household Objects:Eating Utensils
JUDGEMENTJava Users/ Developers Group, Extended: Macintosh Enthusiasts Now Taken! Gavin Lambert, thinking up a new name for a group Angela told him about which is ostensibly a Java users group but is actually a group of Mac developers, one of which develops using Java. Its previous working title was JUGWOXACI so this is a big improvement! JUDGEMENT day is the second Tuesday of each month.
Computers:Programming
LINKLocates Internet Networked Knowledge Gavin Lambert
Computers:Internet
MATRIXMental Agility Transfigures Reality; Insane Xperience! Gavin Lambert, after seeing The Matrix: Reloaded
Entertainment:Movies
MUNTEDMalfunctioning; Used Normally To Express Disgust Gavin Lambert
Assorted Adjectives
ONOMATOPOEIAOriginal Noise Obviously Mandates Alphabetical Text Ordered Phonetically; Openly Encapsulating Intended Allusion Gavin Lambert
Science:Linguistics
Assorted Nouns:Noises
OWLOverhead When Lightless Gavin Lambert and Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
PACKRATITISPerson Accumulating Crap; Keeps Really Ancient Things Indefinitely, Taking Infinite Storage. Gavin Lambert, explaining why he has so many old computers.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
PARSERProgrammed Algorithm Reading Sentences, Expressions, Runes Gavin Lambert
Computers
PROTONPositive, Resists Orbiting To Occupy Nucleus Gavin Lambert
Science:Chemistry
Science:Physics:Particles
PUNCTUATIONPerhaps Underutilised, Need Commas To Understand Acronyms! Trivial Indeed, One Nods Gavin Lambert
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Science:Linguistics
ROMULANReally Overly Militaristic; Uses Light Attracting Node Gavin Lambert (Romulans use an artificial black hole as a power source)
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Star Trek
TAFFYThat's Another Freaky Foodstuff, Y'know/Yes? Gavin Lambert
Food & Drink:Confectionery
THINKTo Have Idea, Needing Knowledge Gavin Lambert [Prerequisites of thinking are something to think about and some related knowledge to connect it to]
People & Relationships:Thoughts
WICKWith Illumination Comes Knowledge Gavin Lambert (thinking lantern wick in an old library or something)
Art & Literature
Household Objects