A Page-header Renders Our Novelties, Yet Makes Sense
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| ADOLF HITLER | Austria's Demented Ogre Looked For Heaven, Instead Totally Lost Euthenical Reich. |
Rico Leffanta |
| AL GORE | Always Let Government Organise Religious Events |
Rico Leffanta |
| ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER | Austrian Republican Newcomer Offers Leadership Drama - Supremely Confident His Will And Rightist Zeal Enough, Now Envisages Governorship Goal Eminently Reachable |
Chris Kjelgaard Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses |
| ASHCROFT | Arrogant Supporter Hates Criticisms Raised Over Firearms Threat |
Chris Kjelgaard People & Relationships:Law & Order Military:Weapons |
| ASHCROFT (2) | Anti-Semite Helps Christian Right's Openly Fundamentalist Teachings |
Chris Kjelgaard. The term "Anti-Semite" here is used in its true dictionary meaning, which refers to any person of several races and persuasions, including Arabs, Phoenicians and others - not just the Jewish people. People & Relationships:Law & Order |
| ASHCROFT (3) | Attorney's Stance Harms Constitutional Rights, Only Furthering Terrorism |
Chris Kjelgaard. "Only Favoring Theology" could be an alternative ending People & Relationships:Law & Order |
| BILL CLINTON | Bill Is Lusty Leader: Constantly Lets Interns' Nether Territories Overshadow Nation |
Chris Kjelgaard People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| BUSH | Bombs Upon Saddam Hussein |
Elf Qrin |
| BUSH (2) | Big United States Honcho |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| BUSH (3) | Bloodthirsty United States Head |
Angela Brett (substitute whichever B-adjective or Bad-ejective you like in there.) |
| BUSH (4) | Best Underdog Succeeds Honors |
Jan Morgan |
| BUSH (5) | Boy Unmasking Stark Hubris |
Kenneth T. Davis |
| CATHERINE | Cunning And Thoroughly Horrid & Evil - Russia's Infamous Nightmare Empress |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Names:First names:Female History |
| CHARLIE (2) | Chancer Has A Remotely Located Island, Exclusively |
Tony McCoy O'Grady (An Irish politician - Charles Haughey - owns an entire island off the coast of Ireland, how he financed the purchase has never been satisfactorily Explained) |
| CHENEY | Crafty Halliburton Executive Neatly Enriches Yanks |
Chris Kjelgaard, referring to Dick Cheney. |
| CHENEY (2) | Corporately Halliburton Enriched, National Economies Yell |
Chris Kjelgaard, referring to Dick Cheney (see HALLIBURTON) |
| CHENEY (3) | Clearly Halliburton Expects Near East Yippee |
Chris Kjelgaard, referring to Dick Cheney (see HALLIBURTON) |
| GEORGE BUSH | Getting Elected On Recount, George's Eldest Boy Ultimately Succeeded Him |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| GEORGE WASHINGTON (2) | George Eventually Overthrew "Royal George". Everyone Wanted A Similar Hierarchy In National Government. "That's Over! Nevermore!" |
Roger Williams -- George Washington was highly instrumental in the success of the American Revolution. After victory, he was hailed as 'King George' and refused the title. History |
| GEORGE W BUSH | Got Every Opportunity Republican Governor Ever Wanted - But United States Harmed |
Chris Kjelgaard |
| GEORGE W. BUSH | Get Elected Or Remain Governor Even When Beaten Under Some Hedges |
Rico Leffanta |
| GEORGE W BUSH (2) | Got Every Opportunity Republican Gilt Ever Worked - But Unusually Stupid Human |
Chris Kjelgaard |
| GEORGE W. BUSH (2) | Gets Evil Offensive Ruler, Genuine Empathy, Warmth, Best Underdog Succeeds Honors |
Jan Morgan |
| GEORGE W BUSH (3) | Gives Every Opportunity Republican Grafters Ever Want By Utilizing State Hubris |
Chris Kjelgaard |
| GEORGE W BUSH (4) | "Good Egg", Or Really Gifted, Excellent World-Beater? Unimpressive, Say Hecklers |
Chris Kjelgaard. Alternative endings could be "Usually Seems Harmless", "Unusually Strong Head", or "Unfathomable, Says Humanity", etc. |
| HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON | Hellacious Individual Lavishly Lingers Around Rotunda. Yells Resonate Of Diva Having A Massive Clinton Lingo In Nauseating Tones Of Nepotism |
Jan Morgan |
| HUSSEIN | Hyprocritical United States Supremo Excuses Invasion Nightly |
Chris Kjelgaard |
| HUSSEIN (2) | Holes Used Secretly; Still, Eventually, It's Noticed. |
Roger Williams |
| IDI AMIN | If Destiny Impels, Are Men Intrinsically Nefarious? |
Rico Leffanta |
| JOHN KERRY | Just One Hellacious Nobody, Kudos Evades Rebellious Reprehensible Yahoo |
Jan Morgan -- Man who didn't want his medals of war. Was a sell out to those who fought honorably |
| KENNEDY | Killing Ended Nation's Notions, Estranging Developing Youths. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, who feels that the death of JFK was the beginning of America's youth becoming disenchanted with politics, paving the way for Nixon and Agnew et al. |
| MICHAEL HOWARD | Migrants In Comfortable Homes And Easy Living Helping Only Worthless And Ruthless Dropouts |
John Richard Jones |
| PRIME MINISTER | Please Remember I'm Merely Empowered Mortal, I'm Not Infallible - So Try Empathetic Reactions. |
Angela Brett People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations |
| RICHARD PERLE | Reaganite's Influence Conquers - Has Administration Reject Diplomacy, Preferring Extremely Right-Leaning Enforcement |
Chris Kjelgaard. "Extremely Rigorous Law Enforcement" could be an alternative ending People & Relationships:Law & Order Military:War & Terrorism |
| RONALD REAGAN | Ruler Of North America, Looked Dopey - Regular 'Extra' Actor, Got Average Notices |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses |
| RONALD REAGAN (2) | Respectable Orator Navigates A Large Democracy, Reached Eternity, Alzheimers Gained Against Notable |
Jan Morgan Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses |
| RUMSFELD | Remarkably Unpleasant Man, Supercilious For Every Live Debate |
Chris Kjelgaard Military |
| RUMSFELD (2) | Recklessly Unrepentant Minister Shows Foreigners Extremely Lethal Displeasure |
Chris Kjelgaard Military |
| RUMSFELD (3) | Reactionary Upstart Makes Sure Forces Engage Less-Developed |
Chris Kjelgaard Military |
| SADDAM | Savage Arab Dictator, Dangerous And Murderous |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| SADDAM HUSSEIN | Supremely Arrogant Despot Desperately Attempts Moving, Hiding - Unlike Sons, Swiftly Exterminated In North |
Chris Kjelgaard |
| SADDAM HUSSEIN (2) | Scared Arab Dictator Disappeared As Man Hunt Unseated Supporters - Surely Escaped Incognito Now? |
Chris Kjelgaard |
| SADDAM HUSSEIN (3) | Should A Dictator Die At My Hands? United States Soldiers Entertain Idea Now. |
Angela Brett |
| TONY BLAIR (16) | Thoughtless Overconfident Narcissistic Yuppie Behaving Like An Idiot Reformed |
John Richard Jones |
| TONY BLAIR (15) | Tough On Nasty Yobs But Lacking Assurance In Responsibility |
John Richard Jones |
| TONY BLAIR (14) | Turn-Over Next Year? Britain Leans Appreciably, Implacably Right |
Chris Kjelgaard |
| TONY BLAIR (13) | Turn-Over Next Year? Blair Left Assessing Iraq Regrets |
Chris Kjelgaard |
| TONY BLAIR (12) | Tony's Out, Now Yeomanry Believes Lied About Iraq's Rockets |
Chris Kjelgaard |
| TONY BLAIR (11) | Tony's Office Now Yokes Broadcaster, Lambasts All Its Reporters |
Chris Kjelgaard |
| TONY BLAIR (10) | Tony's Office Now Yearns Broadcaster's Libels Aren't Indeed Right |
Chris Kjelgaard |
| TONY BLAIR (9) | Theatre Operations Now Yore, Britain's Large Army Is Relieved |
Chris Kjelgaard |
| TONY BLAIR (8) | Threat Over? No. Young Blair Left Afearing Iraq's Revenge |
Chris Kjelgaard |
| TONY BLAIR (7) | Tony's Office Not Yielding - Britain Leery About Iraqi Rockets |
Chris Kjelgaard |
| TONY BLAIR (6) | Tony's Opponents Nod Yes, Britain Lacked Accurate Intelligence Reports |
Chris Kjelgaard |
| TONY BLAIR (5) | Tony's On Next - Yet Blair Lies At Inquiry's Review? |
Chris Kjelgaard |
| TONY BLAIR (4) | Tony's Office Nervous, Yellow - Blair's Louts Accuse Irresponsible Reporters |
Chris Kjelgaard |
| TONY BLAIR (3) | Tony Out? Not Yet - Bush Lackey Acts Innocent, Regretful |
Chris Kjelgaard |
| TONY BLAIR (2) | Thinking Of New York, Bush Lapdog Accepts Inferior's Role |
Chris Kjelgaard |
| TONY BLAIR | Tired Of Nation's Yelling, British Leader Attacks Iraq Regardless |
Chris Kjelgaard |
| TESSA JOWELL | Telling Everyone's Sob Story And Just Off With External Leader's Lolly |
John Richard Jones |
| WINSTON (2) | Wartime Inspiration - Nation Showed They Opposed Nazis |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |