APRONYMS BY CHRIS KJELGAARD
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AFGHANISTAN (2)Already-Forgotten Guerrillas Happy As New Invasion Supersedes Taliban As News Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Countries
AFGHANISTAN (3)Armed Fundamentalists Generate Havoc As Naive Infidels See Taliban Again Nascent Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Countries
AFGHANISTAN (4)American Forces Get Hurt As, Newly, Insurgents Start Terrorism Against Nation Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Countries
AFGHANISTAN (5)Armed Fundamentalist Groups Harassed After Noisily Insisting Supremacy, Terrorizing American Nation Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Countries
AFGHANISTAN (6)After Fighting, Grievously Harmed Asian Nation Impotently Struggles, Torn Apart Nightly Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Countries
ALITALIAAircraft Leave Italian Territory And Land In Adriatic Chris Kjelgaard
Transport
AL QAEDAAmerican Leaders Quieten Arab Enemies' Destruction Attempts Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
APRONYM (5)Acceptable Pursuit Requiring Only Nimble Youthful Minds? Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYM (6)Attention! Please Remit Only Non-Yukky Meanings Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYM (7)After Play, Remain Online, Note Your Mail Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYM (8)Abbreviating Phrases Relaxes - Outdoes Natural Yogic Meditation! Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYM (9)After Perusing Rules Online, Now You're Miserable Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYM (10)Affable People Refuse - Only Non-Yielders Manage! Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (30)Attract Player Response - Or Next Year Misses Site! Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (31)Abbreviating Provides Relaxing Opportunities - Nirvana, You Might Say Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (32)Awfully Peculiar Racket - Ordinary Names Yield Meanings, Surprisingly! Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (33)Average Player? Refreshingly Ornery, Not Yet Mean Sod Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (34)Applaud Particularly Relevant Or Neatly Yoked Message Strings Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (35)Appalling Potential Revealed - Online Nightly, You're Meanings' Slave! Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (36)Appeal: Please Resist, Or Naive Young Minds Subverted! Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGERAustrian Republican Newcomer Offers Leadership Drama - Supremely Confident His Will And Rightist Zeal Enough, Now Envisages Governorship Goal Eminently Reachable Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
ASHCROFTArrogant Supporter Hates Criticisms Raised Over Firearms Threat Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Military:Weapons
ASHCROFT (2)Anti-Semite Helps Christian Right's Openly Fundamentalist Teachings Chris Kjelgaard. The term "Anti-Semite" here is used in its true dictionary meaning, which refers to any person of several races and persuasions, including Arabs, Phoenicians and others - not just the Jewish people.
Names:Famous people:Politicians
People & Relationships:Law & Order
ASHCROFT (3)Attorney's Stance Harms Constitutional Rights, Only Furthering Terrorism Chris Kjelgaard. "Only Favoring Theology" could be an alternative ending
Names:Famous people:Politicians
People & Relationships:Law & Order
BAGHDAD (2)Bewildered American Grunts Hurt, Dying And Desperate Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Towns & Cities
BAGHDAD (3)Bested Arabs Grimly Hatch Death And Destruction Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Towns & Cities
BAGHDAD (4)Bush's Arabian Gamble Harms Delicate Alliance Diplomacy Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Towns & Cities
BAGHDAD (5)Bush's Awesome Gift: Humans Dead, Alliances Destroyed Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Towns & Cities
BAGHDAD (6)Blair And George Happy Diplomatic Approach Discarded Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Towns & Cities
BATTLE TANKBush Artfully Targets Threat-Lapsed Enemy, Totally Avoiding North Korea Chris Kjelgaard
Transport
Military:Weapons
BILL CLINTONBill Is Lusty Leader: Constantly Lets Interns' Nether Territories Overshadow Nation Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Names:Famous people:Politicians
CHENEYCrafty Halliburton Executive Neatly Enriches Yanks Chris Kjelgaard, referring to Dick Cheney.
Names:Famous people:Politicians
CHENEY (2)Corporately Halliburton Enriched, National Economies Yell Chris Kjelgaard, referring to Dick Cheney (see HALLIBURTON)
Names:Famous people:Politicians
CHENEY (3)Clearly Halliburton Expects Near East Yippee Chris Kjelgaard, referring to Dick Cheney (see HALLIBURTON)
Names:Famous people:Politicians
EVERY GIRL IN JERSEYEven Virgins Envisage Raw Young Girls In Routine Life In New Jersey Enjoying Rough Sex Every Year Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
FLORIDA (2)Famous Location Of Republicans' Illegal Democracy-Avoidance Chris Kjelgaard
Politics
Places:States & Regions
GEORGE W BUSHGot Every Opportunity Republican Governor Ever Wanted - But United States Harmed Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
GEORGE W BUSH (2)Got Every Opportunity Republican Gilt Ever Worked - But Unusually Stupid Human Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
GEORGE W BUSH (3)Gives Every Opportunity Republican Grafters Ever Want By Utilizing State Hubris Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
GEORGE W BUSH (4)"Good Egg", Or Really Gifted, Excellent World-Beater? Unimpressive, Say Hecklers Chris Kjelgaard. Alternative endings could be "Usually Seems Harmless", "Unusually Strong Head", or "Unfathomable, Says Humanity", etc.
Names:Famous people:Politicians
HALLIBURTONHalliburton's American Leader Lifts Income By Usurping Regime-Terrorized Oil Nation Chris Kjelgaard. Knew what I wanted to get across and just tried a variety of word combinations until I found one that seemed to fit. "Halliburton's American leader" is, of course, former CEO Dick Cheney, the Vice President of the USA and the man who many people in the USA believe really makes the Presidential decisions.
Commerce:Companies
Politics
HOT AND SEXYHumans Openly Titillated, Aroused, Naughty During Sex - Even Xenophobic Yanks Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
HUSSEINHyprocritical United States Supremo Excuses Invasion Nightly Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
INVASION OF IRAQInvasion Now Viewed American Solution - Importantly, Only Nations Of Fundamentalist Islamic Religious Arabs Qualify Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
INVASION OF IRAQ (2)Iraq's Never-Valorous Army Soon Imploded - Only, Now, Occupying Forces Infer Reactionaries Aren't Quelled! Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
IRAQIInvaders' Reasoning: Al Qaeda Implicit Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
Military:War & Terrorism
LIBERATION OF IRAQLooking Innocent, Bush Employs Rhetoric, Attempting To Imply Outrage - Nevertheless, Oil Field Income Really American Quest! Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
MENSA (7)Members Exhibit Nearly Supreme Arrogance Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Thoughts
MENSA (8)Members Embarrassed: No Superiority Accrues Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Thoughts
MENSA (9)Maybe Employment Now Seems Assured Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Thoughts
People & Relationships:The Workforce
MENSA (10)Members Ecstatic: Natural Superiority Assumed Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Thoughts
MENSA (11)Millions Exclaim, No Such Association! Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Thoughts
MENSA (12)My Experience, No Sense Applying! Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Thoughts
MENSA (13)Massive Elitism: No Stupid Allowed Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Thoughts
MENSA (14)Members Exhibit No Social Acumen Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Thoughts
PENTAGONPoor Economic Numbers? Target Arabian Gulf Oil Nation! Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
PENTAGON (2)President Employs "Nucular" Threat Argument, Guaranteeing Overthrows, Naturally Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
PENTAGON (3)Politicians Envisage New Targets As Greed Opportunities Narrow Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
PENTAGON (4)Purchases Endlesss New Tanks, Aircraft, Guns, Ordnance, Napalm Chris Kjelgaard
Military:Weapons
PENTAGON (5)President's Edict: No Terrorists Active, Grab Oil Now! Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
PENTAGON (6)Practises Every Night To Attack Governments, Overthrow Nations Chris Kjelgaard
Military
PENTAGON (7)Potentially Every New Terrorism Alert Generates Offensive Now Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
PENTAGON (8)Posits Enemies, Nuclear Threats And Gets Official Nod Chris Kjelgaard
Military
PENTAGON (9)Patriotism Excuse Now To Attack Gulf Oil Nations Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
PENTAGON (10)Practically Every Newly Trained Army Grunt Overseas Now Chris Kjelgaard
Military
POLITICS (2)Promptly One Learns Important Tactic Is Cheating Serially Chris Kjelgaard
Politics
POLITICS (3)Profession Of Liars, Incompetents, Thieves, Idiots, Cheats, Scrapings Chris Kjelgaard
Politics
RICHARD PERLEReaganite's Influence Conquers - Has Administration Reject Diplomacy, Preferring Extremely Right-Leaning Enforcement Chris Kjelgaard. "Extremely Rigorous Law Enforcement" could be an alternative ending
Names:Famous people:Politicians
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Military:War & Terrorism
RUMSFELDRemarkably Unpleasant Man, Supercilious For Every Live Debate Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
Military
RUMSFELD (2)Recklessly Unrepentant Minister Shows Foreigners Extremely Lethal Displeasure Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
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RUMSFELD (3)Reactionary Upstart Makes Sure Forces Engage Less-Developed Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
Military
SADDAM HUSSEINSupremely Arrogant Despot Desperately Attempts Moving, Hiding - Unlike Sons, Swiftly Exterminated In North Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
SADDAM HUSSEIN (2)Scared Arab Dictator Disappeared As Man Hunt Unseated Supporters - Surely Escaped Incognito Now? Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
TERMINATORThinks Every Republican Mind: If Now Austrian Takes Office - Rapture! Chris Kjelgaard
Entertainment:Movies
Politics
TERMINATOR (2)True Election Reporting Media Ignores - Naturally, Actor's Talks Overly Recorded! Chris Kjelgaard
Entertainment:Movies
Politics
TONY BLAIRTired Of Nation's Yelling, British Leader Attacks Iraq Regardless Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
TONY BLAIR (2)Thinking Of New York, Bush Lapdog Accepts Inferior's Role Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
TONY BLAIR (3)Tony Out? Not Yet - Bush Lackey Acts Innocent, Regretful Chris Kjelgaard
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TONY BLAIR (4)Tony's Office Nervous, Yellow - Blair's Louts Accuse Irresponsible Reporters Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
TONY BLAIR (5)Tony's On Next - Yet Blair Lies At Inquiry's Review? Chris Kjelgaard
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TONY BLAIR (6)Tony's Opponents Nod Yes, Britain Lacked Accurate Intelligence Reports Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
TONY BLAIR (7)Tony's Office Not Yielding - Britain Leery About Iraqi Rockets Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
TONY BLAIR (8)Threat Over? No. Young Blair Left Afearing Iraq's Revenge Chris Kjelgaard
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TONY BLAIR (9)Theatre Operations Now Yore, Britain's Large Army Is Relieved Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
TONY BLAIR (10)Tony's Office Now Yearns Broadcaster's Libels Aren't Indeed Right Chris Kjelgaard
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TONY BLAIR (11)Tony's Office Now Yokes Broadcaster, Lambasts All Its Reporters Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
TONY BLAIR (12)Tony's Out, Now Yeomanry Believes Lied About Iraq's Rockets Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
TONY BLAIR (13)Turn-Over Next Year? Blair Left Assessing Iraq Regrets Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
TONY BLAIR (14)Turn-Over Next Year? Britain Leans Appreciably, Implacably Right Chris Kjelgaard
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VARIGVintage Aircraft Rotting In Graveyards Chris Kjelgaard
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