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APRONYMS BY CHRIS KJELGAARD
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ALITALIAAircraft Leave Italian Territory And Land In Adriatic Chris Kjelgaard
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ASHCROFTArrogant Supporter Hates Criticisms Raised Over Firearms Threat Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Military:Weapons
CHENEYCrafty Halliburton Executive Neatly Enriches Yanks Chris Kjelgaard, referring to Dick Cheney.
Names:Famous people:Politicians
HALLIBURTONHalliburton's American Leader Lifts Income By Usurping Regime-Terrorized Oil Nation Chris Kjelgaard. Knew what I wanted to get across and just tried a variety of word combinations until I found one that seemed to fit. "Halliburton's American leader" is, of course, former CEO Dick Cheney, the Vice President of the USA and the man who many people in the USA believe really makes the Presidential decisions.
Commerce:Companies
Politics
HUSSEINHyprocritical United States Supremo Excuses Invasion Nightly Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
IRAQIInvaders' Reasoning: Al Qaeda Implicit Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
Military:War & Terrorism
PENTAGONPoor Economic Numbers? Target Arabian Gulf Oil Nation! Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
RUMSFELDRemarkably Unpleasant Man, Supercilious For Every Live Debate Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
Military
TERMINATORThinks Every Republican Mind: If Now Austrian Takes Office - Rapture! Chris Kjelgaard
Entertainment:Movies
Politics
VARIGVintage Aircraft Rotting In Graveyards Chris Kjelgaard
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