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Loose apronyms:
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ACCOUNTANTAll Cash Counted Out Using Numeracy Techniques - And No Theft! Tony McCoy O'Grady
ADMINA Desk Man Is Needed Tony McCoy O'Grady
ADMINISTRATORA Dreadful Master Is Needed In Setting The Rules And Then Organising Routines Tony McCoy O'Grady
AMBASSADORSA Mission Based Abroad Serving State's Ambitions Doth Often Require Statemanship Tony McCoy O'Grady
ARTISTAfter Rendering The Image, Sculpture's Touted Sean Lamb
Art & Literature
AVIATORA Vital Individual, Aviation Tactics Operator, Responsible Jan Morgan
BLACKSMITHBig Lumbering Artisan Crafting Knives & Swords - Metal Is Terribly Hot TMcCO'G
BOSSBags Over-Sized Salary Angela Brett
BOSS (2)Big Overseer, Sometimes Surly Mick Bridgstock
BUTLER'Bottler' Used To Logically Entitle Retainer Tony McCoy O'Grady - The word "Butler" is a corruption of "bottler" - the member of staff who looked after his employer's wine-cellar.
CASE WORKERCast Away Should Easily Waste Other Ratepayers' Kind Equity Really wishes
CEOConfusion Exceeding Omniscience Susan S. In my line of work, I've gotten a lot of comments from my employees alluding to my phenomenal knowledge base -- "You know-it-all!" -- This to let them know that I'm just as confused as they, but as the head of the company I want to put my best foot forward. (CEO usually stands for Chief Executive Officer)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
CIVIL ENGINEERConstruction Is Vital In Life, Erecting New Gizmos Ingeniously Necessitates Engendering Elegant Results Isambard Kingdom McCoy O'Grady
CLOWNSChild Like Optional World Needs Students Jan Morgan
CONSULTANTCompanies Often Need Someone Using Logic To Analyze New Theories Tony McCoy O'Grady
COORDINATORControlling Overseer Of Research & Development Is Necessary Administrator To Obtain "Results" Tony McCoy O'Grady
CREATIVE DIRECTORChap Reviews Each Advertisement That Is Viewed, Ensuring Design Is Researched & Engineered Correctly To Optimise Response Tony McCoy O'Grady
DOMESTICDesignated Ordinary Maid Except Sometimes Transparently In Charge Rico Leffanta
EMPLOYEEExpecting Much Pay Leaves One Youth Especially Energized! Angela Brett, soon after finding out she'd got a job with SOEIDENTAL
EMPLOYEE (2)Everyone Marked "Personnel" Listed On Your "Employer's Expenses" Patricia Rix
FARMERFriendly, Agricultural 'Real Man...' Endearingly Rugged. Mary Carr
FIREFIGHTERFellow In Red Engine, Frequenly Involved Getting Hoses To Extinguish Roasters Tony McCoy O'Grady
FIREMENFlame Is Rising - Emergency Manpower Evidently Needed Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Disaster
GARAGE (2)Greasy And Rude Adolescents Guaranteed Employment! Tony McCoy O'Grady
HANDYMANHusband's Apparently Now Doing Yearly Maintenance Around Nest. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
HELP DESKHasn't Even Learnt Primary Data Everyone Should Know Angela Brett (see also HELPDESK)
HOOKERHarlot Often Offers Kerbside Erotic Rendezvous Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
HUNTERHaving Unusual Natural Talent, Engages Rifle Jan Morgan
Sports & Recreation
JANITORJust A Nice Individual To Oversee Repairs Tony McCoy O'Grady
JANITOR (3)Jacuzzis Are Not Issued To Ordinary Residents Tony McCoy O'Grady
JANITORIALJust A Nitwit In Tattered Overalls, Responsibility Is Airport Lavatory Angela Brett, who doesn't really think that lowly of janitors, and hopes somebody doing janitorial work will respond with a more positive expansion.
JANITORIAL (2)Just A Nobody In Tracksuit, Overseeing Repairs & Inspecting All Lavatories Tony McCoy O'Grady
JOURNALISTJust One Unusual Reporter, News Announces Latest Incidents, Sharing Tales Jan Morgan
LIBRARIANSLove Interesting Books, Read Any Recently? I Admire Novels Sometimes Tony McCoy O'Grady
LIBRARIANS (2)Live In Book Rooms And Respond (If Any Noise) "Shhh!" Angela Brett, who's never met a librarian who just walks around saying 'Shhh!' but apparently that's the stereotype.
MANAGEMENTMaking A Nuisance And Getting Everybody Muddled Eventually Nauseates Them Tony McCoy O'Grady
MANAGERMake A Name At Getting Everyone Roused Tony McCoy O'Grady
MARINEMuscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential The US Navy and the US Marines have a log tradition of dumping on each other. Here's one example from a US Navy Vet.
MASONMakes A Stone Object Neater Tony McCoy O'Grady
MASON (2)Master At Stone Object Nascency Gavin Lambert
MECHANICMale Endangered Class, He's Always Nestled Inside Cars Mary Carr
MESSENGERMy Errand's Successful Since Employee Never Goes Erring Route TMcCO'G
MODEL (2)Men Only Date Easy Lays Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
MODEL (3)Mad Obsessive Dieting, Eating Laxatives. Steve Keate and Angela Brett
MODEL (4)Materialism Over-Done, Expensive Looking. Steve Keate
NETWORK GEEKNeed Equipment To Work Out Route Kilobytes Go? Employ Exchange Kid/Kit Angela Brett
NEW SCIENTISTNot Even With Single Citation; I'm Employed Now Though, I'm So Talented! Angela Brett, who will have to settle for reading the magazine and hiring her soul to MICROSOFT for now.
PEDANT (2)Person, Educator, Does Algebra 'N' Trigonometry Jeff Anonymous, explaining that a pedant is a male schoolteacher.
PEDANT (6)Pedagogue Expects Discipline And No Truancy Angela Brett
PHILOSOPHERSPeople Here, In Life, On Some Opportune Planet... How Extremely Remarkable Sounding! Angela Brett
PIMPProfits In Manipulating Prostitutes Angela Brett
POLITICIANPrejudiced Orotund Layabout Intending To Improve Career, In A Nutshell Leo Boyes
POSTMAN (2)Parcel Operative - Scrunches The Mail Ad Nauseam Tony McCoy O'Grady, describing his POSTMAN as being somewhat different from Angela's.
PROSTITUTEPeople Requesting Oral Sex Think It's Too Uneconomical To Enjoy? Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
QUIZMASTERQuestions Usually Instigate Zero Marks As Silly Twits Essay Reponses Tony McCoy O'Grady
RATERRemember, A Ten's Extremely Rare. Angela Brett
RATER (2)Reasonable Assessment's This Employee's Responsibility Tony McCoy O'Grady
RECEPTIONISTRegularly Every Company Employs Person To Implement Office Network If Someone Telephones Tony McCoy O'Grady
SAILORSeasickness Affects Inlanders... Lean Overboard Retching Angela Brett
SCIENTISTSSome Canny Inventors Experiment - Nothing That's Interesting 'Scapes Their Scrutiny Tony McCoy O'Grady
SKIPPERSomeone Keeping International Port Populations Expecting Returns Rico Leffanta
SKIPPERSSkilful Keen Individuals Perpetually Prefer Embarking Reachable Sights Jan Morgan
Sports & Recreation
SLEUTHSome Loser Eejit Unlikely To Help Tony McCoy O'Grady
SPYSecrets Passed Yonder Sean Lamb (spies transmit secrets to faraway places, so...)
STEVEDOREStows Tributes Everywhere Vegetates Eventually Diverts Official Records Elsewhere Rico Leffanta
STRIPPERSSlowly To Reveal Individual Private Parts Erotically's Reputedly Sensous Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
TINKERTrusting In Nice King's Effective Rulings Mary Carr
THE GAMETeenage Hookers Erotically Garbed Await Mens' Enquiries Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
TELECASTERTelevision's Earliest Linkmen Established "Celebrity" Announcing Sports' Teams Endeavours & Results TMcCO'G
Sports & Recreation
TASTERTakes A Sip Then Ejects Residue Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink
WAITERWalks Around Indoors, Tending Eaters' Requirements Tony McCoy O'TableSix
Food & Drink
WARDENWe All Require Dramatic Exit Now Angela Brett, after being eveacuated from a building due to a fire alarm.
WARDEN (2)We Anxiously Request Direction - Exit Nearest. Angela Brett
WHOREWoman Hiring Out Reproductive Entrance Angela Brett
WINDOWS DEVELOPERWell, It's Not DOS; One Windowing System Demands Engineers, Very Easily Learnable, Only Problem: En Redmond! Gavin Lambert