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ADDICT (3)Another Dopehead Does It Cold Turkey Angela Brett
ADDICTIONAlcohol & Drugs Dangerously Injure Cerebellum. Throw It Out, Now! Angela Brett
ALCOHOLA Little Consumption Often Helps Open Legs Rico Leffanta
ALCOHOLICAbsolutely Legless, Cannot - Obviously - Handle One's Liquor In Comfort. Tony McCoy O'Grady... describing KEYBOARD.
ALCOHOLIC (2)Apple Lovers Can Only Have One Liquor... It's Cider! Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
BONGSBigwigs Ordered No Gear Sales Angela Brett, after a law was passed prohibiting the sale of cannabis-smoking apparatus.
BOTOXBrought On To Ongoing Xaminations Dennis Carr
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
BOTTLEBlacked Out, Turned Turtle, Lying Expressionless Tony McCoy O'Grady
CALUMETCan Anyone Lend Us More Egalitarian Tobacco? Rico Leffanta
CIGARCan I Generate A Reaction? Tony McCoy O'Grady, regarding the Clinton/Lewinsky sex scandal
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
CUREChemicals Used? Remedy's Expected Tony McCoy O'Grady
DEALERSHIPDruggies Earn A Living Encouraging Regularly Smoking Hashish In Pipes Tony McCoy O'Grady
DOPEDulls One's Personal Experience Angela Brett
DOPE (2)Doesn't Offer People Everything Angela Brett
DOPE (3)Does Offer Pseudo-Enlightenment Angela Brett and Steve Keate
DOPE (4)Diacetylmorphine, Opium, Pot... Everything! Angela Brett
DRUGDummy Route Under Ground Rico Leffanta
DRUG ADDICTDangerous Reactions, Undergoing Gruesome Agonising Delirium - Doing It 'Cold Turkey' Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to NO STRINGS ATTACHED (Strung Out)
DRUG LORDDemented Rotten Urban Gangster - Low On Reasoned Debate Tony McCoy O'Grady, creating yet another supervillain.
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains
DRUNKDisgustingly, Rottenly Unconscious - Non Kinetic Tony McCoy O'Grady
ENABLEREver Noticed Addiction, But Let Everything Remain? Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
EPSOM SALT (2)Extremities Painful? Soaking Of Members Slowly Allays Lingering Tension Tony McCoy O'Grady
EPSOM SALT (3)Everyone Please Stay Off My Salted, Aching, Little Toe Charlie
GET DRUNKGulp Ethanol To Dull Responses, Uncountable Neurons Killed. Angela Brett
HIC!Hangover Is Coming Tony McCoy O'Grady
HIGH (2)Here Is Good Hashish! Angela Brett
HOW MANYHave Office Wench Make Amends Next Year Rico Leffanta, after someone telling him they had "too many" and made a fool out of themselves at the office Christmas party (in Britain, since office parties in America are tabu), but decided there was nothing they could do except make amends next year.
Time:Special Occasions
IMMACIncredible Moustache Moving Applicator & Creme Tony McCoy O'Grady, inspired while watching a TV advert for Immac hair remover.
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
INHIBITIONI Never Have Imbibed Beverages Intended To Inebriate Ostentatious Nymphomaniacs Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
JUNKIEJust Using Narcotics Keeps Individual Enslaved Jan Morgan
LAXATIVELately A Xerantic Ass Tamed, I'll Vouchsafe Epsom! Tony McCoy O'Grady
MEDICINEMight Eradicate Disease, If Contagion Is Nullified Everywhere. Angela Brett
NYSTATINNew York Streptomyces Treats A Thrush Infection Now. Angela Brett
ORLISTATObesity Reduction Lies In Swallowing Tablets And Training. Angela Brett (Orlistat being a weight-loss drug.)
PEPCIDPill Eliminates Perilous Common Indigestion Daily Jeff Anonymous (see TACO BELL)
POISONPotion Once Ingested Surely Occasions Necrosis Roger Williams
PURE METHAMPHETAMINEPopularly Used Rage Excuse, Maybe Everyone That Has Any May Plead Helplessness Even Though A Murder Is Never Excusable. Angela Brett, after 'P' was blamed for a murder (it seems to be blamed for everything these days.)
QUAFFQuickly Upraise Alcohol, Finish Fast! Tony McCoy O'Grady
RECOVERYRejecting Every Craving, One's Very Existence Reforms Yearly My name is Tony and I'm an ....
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
REHABReformative Ethos Has Amended Behaviour Tony McCoy O'GrAAdy
ROHYPNOLRapists Often Have Your Phone Number - Over Later! Steve Keate and Angela Brett. (Rohypnol is a tranquiliser which has been linked with date rapes.)
ROHYPNOL (2)Randy Old Hack Yields Pharmaceuticals Numbing Obstinate Ladies Steve Keate and Angela Brett
SOBERSpirits Or Beer Essentially Rejected Angela Brett
STONEDSmoke/Sniff/Shoot This, Or Never Experience Delirium Angela Brett
STONED (2)Supposedly Typical Of Non-Educated Dopes Angela Brett
SWILLSomeone's Whispered Intimate Love Lies Rico Leffanta
VIAGRAVaginal Interface Aid, Genitalia Rapidly Ascends. Steve Keate and Angela Brett
VIAGRA (2)Virility Is A Gift Readily Available Angela Brett
VIAGRA (3)Vitality Imbued Again... Get Ready, Agnes! Steve Keate
VIAGRA (4)Vital In Arousing Geriatric's Responses Again Tony McCoy O'Grady