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Loose apronyms:
Perfect Apronyms OnlyAll Apronyms
ANUSArsehole's Not Unusually Smelly Angela Brett
ANUS (2)A Not Uncommon Sphincter Tony McCoy O'Grady
AORTAAimed Outward, Replenishing The Ateries Angela Brett
ARMA Reaching Mechanism Angela Brett and Peter Coxhead
ASSAmple Sized Situpon Tony McCoy O'Grady
BABY'S BRAINBegining At Birth You Saw, Behaved, Reasoned, Adapted, Interpreted Naturally! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Your site has engaged my mind far above all the others combined! I suppose that being a MATH WIZ (I need to APRONYMIZE that!), with a strange sense-of-humor makes your site so appealing to what has been a longing in me since I started with a BABY'S BRAIN!
BALCONYBreasts Arranged Lovingly Concealing Only Nipples Yearning Rico Leffanta
BALD SPOTBegan Aging, Lost Dulled Strands - Particularly On Top. Angela Brett
BEARDBushy Entanglement After Razor's Ditched Tony McCoy O'Grady
BLADDERBilious Liquids Are Deposited Daily, Easily Released Tony McCoy O'Grady
BLOODBleeding Leaks Of Ordinary Droplets Jan Morgan
BONE CARVINGBrush On Nature's Every Canvas, And Recycle Vertebrae Into Neverending Gift Angela Brett
Art & Literature
BONESBroken Ones Need Elevation & Support Angela Brett
BOOBBounces Out Of Bra Angela Brett
BOTTOMBig Orifices Treat Tons Of Merde! Mary Carr/Tony McCoy O'Grady
BOWELBack Off... Wind Emission Likely. Angela Brett
BOWELSBottom Often Will Evacuate Liquids & Solids Tony McCoy O'Grady
BRAIN (2)Biologic Reasoning Apparatus; Intelligence's Nest Gavin Lambert
BREASTBeautiful, Round, Entertaining, Appetising, Supple, Tittilating. Matthew Oram and Steve Keate
BREAST (2)Becomes Really Erect After Some Tweaking Matthew Oram and Steve Keate
BREASTSBabies Rarely Ever Attempt Suckling Two Simultaneously! Angela Brett
BREASTS (2)Blondes Request Expensive And Sometimes Troublesome Sugery. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
BREASTS (3)Beautifully Rounded, Extremely Arousing, Sometimes Terribly Sensitive Tony McCoy O'Grady
BUDDINGBreasts Usually Do Develop In Nubile Girls Steve Keate
BUMBelow Underwear, Marginally Matthew Oram
CHAP (2)*Cough* Huh? Adorable Penis?! Angela Brett, in response to CHAP, since penises aren't adorable. (CHAP sure gives a different slant on Chap Stick though.)
CHINClip Hair If Necessary Angela Brett
CLITORISCute Lump Is Tickled Often - Result: Intense Sensations TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
CORPUS CALLOSUMCerebral Overpass Recommended Partitions Useful Sphere. Congenital Absence Loses Link Of Sections Using Malformation Jan Morgan -- it's the bridge that links the left side to the right side of the brain - its rare but some people are born with out one.
CRANIAL NERVESComplex Reticule (A Network), It All Links Neural Elements Rapidly - Vigorously Establishing Sensations TMcCO'G
CURLSCoiled, Untamed Ringlets Look Swell! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
DIMPLEDepression In Mid-Phizog Looks Endearing Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
DOG BONEDug Out & Gnawed By Our Neighbour's Elkhound TMcCO'G
DOG BONE (2)Did Os Get Buried On Neighbour's Estate? Angela Brett
EAR (2)Enables Aural Reception Eric Bridgstock
EAR (3)Equilibrator / Aural Receptor Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
EARLOBEEmbellishments And Rings Lend One Beauty, Essentially. Angela Brett
EARSExternal Audio Receiver System Mick Bridgstock
EROGENOUS ZONESEasement Recognition Of Generic Erections Navigating Obstacles Usually Surrounding Zucchini Outlets Needing Extra Stuffing Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
ESOPHAGUSExhaust So Offal Passes Heart And Goes Under Scrotum Rico Leffanta
EYEEspy Your Enemies Angela Brett
FACEFocus Additional Cosmetic Enhancement Angela Brett
FINGERNAILSFlexibility Is No Good - Enamelled (Red?) Nails Assist If Loosening Screws Tony McCoy O'Grady
FINGERSFidgeting Indexes Negotiating Gently Enter Responses Slowly Tony McCoy O'Grady
FURFuzzy Unique Remnant Jan Morgan
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric
GLANSGenital Lingo Associated Naughty Sexuality Kenny Roy
GONADGenerates Ova Night And Day Angela Brett
HAIRHeat, And Its Retention Tony McCoy O'Grady
HANDHard Acronym Not Done Angela Brett, when Steve was trying to think of a HAND acronym and then asked her for an expansion when he couldn't think of one.
HAND (3)Human Appendage Noticed Daily Kenny Roy
HANDSHave Above Nine Digits, Sometimes. Steve Keate
HEADHat/Hair Envelops Axons & Dendrites Angela Brett and Peter Coxhead
HEARTHopefully Evident Arrhythmias Repair Themselves. Angela Brett
HEART (2)Healthily, Each Atrium Rhythmically Twitches. Angela Brett
HEART (3)Holds Emotion And Romantic Thoughts? Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
HEART (5)He's Expired... Atria Rhythm Terminated Angela Brett
HEART (6)Hydraulic Engine Absolutely Rooted Today! Bern Dell
HEELHolds Extremity, Ends Leg. Angela Brett
HYMENHello Young Men - Especially Newcomers! Rico Leffanta
HYMEN (2)Hasn't Young Maiden Experienced Nymphomania? Angela Brett
IWIIncreased Whanau, Ivory Angela Brett (Iwi means either 'tribe' or 'bone' in Maori, Whanau means 'family')
People & Relationships:Family
Science:Linguistics:Maori Words
KNEECAPKicks Need Energy Enhancement Created At Patella. Angela Brett
KNUCKLEKnobble Near Uncial Can Keep Limbends Exercised TMcCO'G
LEATHER (2)Let's Eschew Animals That Have Epidermis Removed Tony McCoy O'Grady, saying: this doesn't really reflect my opinion as I love my leather jacket! :-)
Household Objects:Clothing
LEFT HANDLittle Enterprising Feline Taken Hold; Abandoning Normal Digits Gavin Lambert (I'm having to type this one-handed because my cat is sleeping on my right hand. And I'm right-handed!)
LEGSLong Elevatory Gear Sticks Niki Widdowson
LENSLight Experiences New Shaping Angela Brett
LENS (2)Lets Eyes Now See Roger Williams
LIPLick If Parched Angela Brett
LIPSLively If Person's Speaking Angela Brett
LIPS (2)Lovely If Pursed Sweetly Patricia Rix
LIPS (3)Luscious In Pearly Sheens Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
LIPS (4)Licking Indicates Passionate Sexuality Tony McCoy O'Grady
LIPS (5)Luscious, Irresistable, Person-Smoochers Kenny Roy & Tamaryn Roy
MAMMARIESMost All Manly Men Are Rapt If Eying Some. Angela Brett
MOUTHMuch Open, Uttering Total Honesty? Eric Bridgstock
MOUTH (2)Mine's Only Used To Hassle John Block. I was looking for the acronym for KLR which is the letters in the model number of my motorbike. I never really thought of conceiving acronyms from everyday words, but after reading a few I had to try.
MUSCLEMy Unique Skeleton Clearly Lacks Enhancement Tony McCoy O'Grady
NADSNeed Autoerotic Dirtiness Sometimes Jeff Anonymous
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
NASALNostrils And Sinuses Are Leaking Angela Brett
NATESNatural Asset That Excites Sadists Rico Leffanta
NAVELNowadays A Very Exposed Location Tony McCoy O'Grady
NIPPLESNaked Independent Pandering Protuberances Launching Enthusiastic Suckling Rico Leffanta
NOSENot Only Supporting Eyewear Steve Keate and Angela Brett
NOSE (2)Number One Sinus Exhaust Steve Keate and Angela Brett
NOSE (3)Neat Orifice, Sniffing Everywhere Eric Bridgstock
NOSTRILNeed Olfactory Sense To Revel In Lilies Angela Brett
NUTS (3)Nestled Underneath Trouser Snake Angela Brett
PENISPinkish, Erectile Needle Injects Semen. Angela Brett
PENIS (2)Particularly Enlarged, Now Incredibly Stiff Matthew Oram
PENIS (3)Prominent Erection Needs Immediate Satisfying Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
PHALLUSPretense Holding Any Long Length Ushers Satisfaction Rico Leffanta
PRICK (2)Penis Reacts If Continuously Kissed Tony McCoy O'Grady
PRIVATE PARTSPeople Rarely Inspect Venal Areas That Everyone Possesses, And Restricted To Spouses Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
PUBIC HAIRSPrickles Upsurge By Intimate Crevices, Heralding Adulthood & Insulating Reproduction Sites. Angela Brett
RECTUMRegular Egestion Causing Trouble? Use Metamucil! Angela Brett
SCHNOZSleeping, Causes Horrible Noise - Onomatopoeically 'Zizz' Angela Brett ('schnoz' being slang for nose)
SCROTUMSac Containing Reproductive Orbs, Tucked Underneath Manhood. Angela Brett
SEMENSpermfilled Emission Men Ejaculate Naughtily Angela Brett
SKULLSkeleton's Knowledge User, Living Life Jan Morgan
SPERMSmall Paternal Effort Riles Mother Angela Brett
SPERM (2)Sexual Performer Ejaculates Rich Mucous Tony McCoy O'Grady
SPLEENStrange, Perplexing Little Entity... Explanation Needed Steve Keate and Angela Brett
STOMACHSomewhere To 'Organicise' Meals Amid Concentrated HCl. Angela Brett
TONSILTissue Or New Son-In-Law Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Family
TOESTen Occupy Everyday Shoes. Angela Brett
TITS (4)They Invite Tender Sucking Tony McCoy O'Grady
TITS (3)They're Intended To Seduce Patricia Rix
TITS (2)They 'Inflate' Tight Sweaters Tony McCoy O'Grady
TITSThe Infant Thirstily Suckles Angela Brett
TESTISThis Emits Sperm To Inseminate Someone Tony McCoy O'Grady
TESTESTickle 'Em Sexily & They'll Eject Sperm Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
TEETHTerrible Event Engages Traumatic Hesitation Jan Morgan
UDDERSUsually Droopy Danglers Energising Ravenous Suckers Rico Leffanta
UDDERS (2)Uberous Dangling Drink-Excreters Replenish Sucklers. Angela Brett
UDDERS (3)Ungulate's Drink Dispensers Easily Replenish Sucklers. Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady
UTERUSUmbilical Tract Ensures Related Unborn Survives. Angela Brett
VAGINAVenereal Area. Girl's. I No 'Ave Jeff Anonymous, in response to PENIS and PHALLUS
VAGINA (2)Very Accomodating, Good In Numerous Applications Matthew Oram and Steve Keate
VAGINA (3)Vigorous Agitation Gets Its Nubbin Aroused Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
VULVAVery Useful Lips Venus Arouses Rico Leffanta
WRISTWriting Requires Incredibly Supple Tendons. Angela Brett
TUSHTwin Undulations, Sit Here. Tony McCoy O'Grady