APRONYMS BY ROBERT ANONYMOUS
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ALBUS PERCIVAL WULFRIC BRIAN DUMBLEDOREA Learned Brit, Uses Sorcery Prodigiously. Evil Rebels Create Insurgencies, Valiantly Albus Leads Wizards, Undermining Lord's Forces. Recently Incriminated, Came Back Righteous. Ingeniously Annihilated Nemesis' Defenses (Uncompletely). Made, By Loathsome Educator, Deceased. Oh Rowling’s Enormity! Robert Anonymous - Of the fifty or so apronyms I've done, this one is my favorite.
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Harry Potter
AMERICAN IDOLA Melodious Enterprise, Rising Idols Chant Assorted Notes (I Don't Overtly Like) Robert Anonymous
Entertainment:Music
Entertainment:TV shows
ANASTASIA BEAVERHOUSENA Nifty Alias, Spares This Affluent Socialite Insufferable Attention. Boozing Everyday, A Very Entrancing Recreational Hobby, Often (Unintentionally) Secures Exasperating Notice Robert Anonymous
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
ANGELS IN AMERICAA[IDS] Nixes Gays, Effects Lascerate Survivors In N'york. Angel Makes Edict, "Regress! Isolate Change! Annihilate!" Robert Anonymous
Art & Literature:Book Titles
APRONYMS (42)A Perfect Rendition Of Names, You Must See! Robert Anonymous
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ARCADEAfternoons Relinquished Cashing Away Dollars Extravagantly Robert Anonymous
Entertainment
BEANIE BABIESBuy Each Article Now! If Exploited, Babies Are Bountiful In Economic Scenarios Robert Anonymous
Entertainment:Toys
BORDERSBooks (Obviously), Records, DVDs, Even Refreshments Sold Robert Anonymous
Commerce:Companies
Art & Literature
CALIGULACrazy! A Leader Italian, Gave Up Lingering Astuteness Robert Anonymous -- Caligula was one of the early emperors of the Roman Empire whose reign was short (sometime around 37-41 CE) due to his insanity.
Politics:Royalty:Royals
CARBONATIONCarbonic Acid Rests. Bottle Opened. New Atmosphere Taints. Intense Oxidation Now. Robert Anonymous
Science:Chemistry
Food & Drink:Drinks
CARD GAMESCheating, A Risky Deal, Gamblers Are Master Evasion Sleuths Robert Anonymous
Entertainment:Games
COLONOSCOPYCome On, Let Our New Omni-Seeing Contraption (Oiled) Probe You Robert Anonymous
Science:Biology:Healthcare
DIATOMIC ATOMSDiatomic Is A Term Outlining Matches In Covalent Attraction (Tiny Objects, Mainly Seven) Robert Anonymous- Diatomic atoms are two atoms of the same element covalently bonded together. Only seven atoms exhibit this behavior, Hydrogen, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Fluorine, Chlorine, Bromine, and Iodine.
Science:Chemistry
DR. SEUSSDemiurgic, Rythmical Scribe, Expertly Unfolded Silly Stories Robert Anonymous
Art & Literature:Writers
FIREDFree! I Renounced Employer's Direction Robert Anonymous
People & Relationships:The Workforce
GAY MENGot Anagram? Yes, Mangey (Erroneous Naming)! Robert Anonymous
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
GOOD NIGHTGrowing Obscure (Oncoming Darkness) Now I Goodbye Him, "Tootles!" Robert Anonymous
Communication:Hello & Goodbye
HARVARDHaughty Alumni Resounding, "Veritas!", A Relic Declaration Robert Anonymous (Veritas is Harvard's motto, latin for truth)
Education:Schools
HI SPEED INTERNETHooray! I Surf Porn Exceedingly Efficiently! Do I Need To Eat? Rest? Nope, Ebay Time! Robert Anonymous
Computers:Internet
I HAVE NOTHING TO DO!I Have A Vapid Existance, Never One To Hear Interesting News. Great Things Oncoming? Dream On! Robert Anonymous
Assorted Phrases
JOHN JAYJustice Of Historic Notoriety, Just Another Yankee Robert Anonymous
Names:Famous people
People & Relationships:Law & Order
LATIN SCHOLARLatina Antiqua, Tempore Interfectam, Nunc Supervivet Capitibis Hominum. Olim Lingua Amata Romanorum Robert Anonymous - Translation: Ancient latin, killed by time, now survives with the heads of men. Once the beloved language of the Romans.
Science:Linguistics
Education
MENS GYMNASTICSMy Eyes, Not Seeing! Guys (Young, Manly) Now Acrobatically Shift Themselves In Crazy Stunts Robert Anonymous
Sports & Recreation
MONEY (5)Make Oodles, Now Everything's Yours! Robert Anonymous
Commerce:Money
MUSIC (2)Makes Us Sing Its Chorus! Robert Anonymous
Entertainment:Music
MY GRANDMOTHERMine, Yours, Grand-Relatives All Nag Descendents. Money, Otherwise, To Heirs Eventually Relinquishing. Robert Anonymous
People & Relationships:Family
ONLINE SUPPORTOh No! Latest Instrument Not Effectively Serving Us? Please, People Online, Resolve This! Robert Anonymous
Computers
PAUL AND MORGAN HAMMPhysically Amazing (Unfortunately, Larynges Are Not Desireable) Men, Obviously Rule Gymnastics. Among Nellies, Have A Massive Market Robert Anonymous - Paul and Morgan Hamm are two beautiful gymnasts with voices that rather resemble those of the munchkins in The Wizard of Oz.
Names:Famous people
Sports & Recreation
QUEER (2)Quite Under-Estimated, Efficacious Race Robert Anonymous
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
ROBERT (5)Regularly Ogles Boys (Evaluating Repressed Thoughts!) Robert Anonymous, (you can imagine what might have inspired this apronym)
Names:Acronymists
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
ROMULUSRome's Original Monarch, Usurped Leadership Using Slyness Robert Anonymous, inspired by four years of study of the latin language. Romulus was Rome's first king who killed his twin brother Remus in order to gain power (hence the usurped leadership using slyness...)
History
Politics:Royalty:Royals
ROUNDHEADRebels (Oliver's) Under New Direction, Heartily Eviscerated Aristocratic Domination Robert Anonymous -- The Roundheads were the name given to the side of the English Civil war that opposed the king, lead by Oliver Cromwell
History
Military:War & Terrorism
SCHEDULESome Classes Hard, Each Day Undertaking Lessons Earnestly Robert Anonymous
Time
Education
SCIONSomeone Classic In Origin, Now Robert Anonymous
People & Relationships:Family
SEANSoy Enamorado A Novio Robert Anonymous. Written in Spanish. Translation: I'm enamored by (my) boyfriend. (Its hard to express what i wanted to express with SEAN in English. The expansion is almost grammatically correct, there should be a posessive adjective before Novio.)
Names:First names:Male
SHAVED HEADSome Have Attractive (Virile Even) Domes, Heed Excessive Abnormalities (Disgusting!) Robert Anonymous
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
SHOPPINGShe Has One Philia, Purchasing Inexpensive (Not!) Gifts Robert Anonymous
Commerce
SILLY QUEENStereotypes, I Loathe. Love Your Queers, (Understand?) Exterminate Evil Names. Robert Anonymous, written on Day of Silence, 2005
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
SNAPPLESugar Needs? A Perky Potable Lessens Exigency Robert Anonymous
Food & Drink:Drinks
STUPID (3)Stating Texans (Unintelligent) President Is Dumb Robert Anonymous
People & Relationships:Insults
SUBSCRIPTIONSend Us (Bimonthly?) Submissions Created Recently. I Prefer Them In One Newsletter. Robert Anonymous - An apronym written about the apronym times.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
TARQUINIUS SUPERBUSTiber's Aftermost Rex, Quit Under Impugnment (Nefarious, Inappropriately Used Sexuality) Sculpted Unprincipled Plans, Expertly Raped Beautiful Unwed Skirt Robert Anonymous -- Tarquinius Superbus (otherwise known as sextus tarquinius) was rome's last king (the tiber being the river rome was founded upon) who was deposed because he raped Lucretia, a noble girl. Rex is latin for king, but dictionary.com says it is commonly used in English.
Politics:Royalty:Royals
THAT IS SO GAY!Two Homos, Attracted, They Instantly Smooch, Share Other Great Abilities. Yummy! Robert Anonymous
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
THE LORAXTawny Hermit Educates (Lectures?) Onceler, Rancorously Advocating Xylem Robert Anonymous
Art & Literature:Book Titles
THESAURUS (4)Tome Helps Everyone Synthesize Apronyms Using Rife, Unlimited Synonyms Robert Anonymous
Words & Wordplay
VOULEZ-VOUS?Voicing Our (Using Language Exotic) Zeal, Veritably, Our Urges Satisfied! Robert Anonymous
Assorted Phrases
Science:Linguistics:French Words
WATERLOOWhen A Tyrant's Ended Revolution, Loses Over Onslaught Robert Anonymous Waterloo was the name of the battle in which Napoleon was defeated. Napoleon was a self declared emperor who had restored stability to France after the French revolution.
History
Military:War & Terrorism
WEDDING (3)Witness Eternal Dreamlike Devotion. Important: No Gays! Robert Anonymous
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
WILL AND GRACEWorking In Law Ladyman And Nutty Designer Give Romance A Chance. Entertaining! Robert Anonymous
Entertainment:TV shows