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APRONYMS BY ROBERT TUNNEY
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ALBUS PERCIVAL WULFRIC BRIAN DUMBLEDOREA Learned Brit, Uses Sorcery Prodigiously. Evil Rebels Create Insurgencies, Valiantly Albus Leads Wizards, Undermining Lord's Forces. Recently Incriminated, Came Back Righteous. Ingeniously Annihilated Nemesis' Defenses (Uncompletely). Made, By Loathsome Educator, Deceased. Oh Rowling’s Enormity! Robert Tunney - Of the fifty or so apronyms I've done, this one is my favorite.
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Harry Potter
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Harry Potter
AMERICAN IDOLA Melodious Enterprise, Rising Idols Chant Assorted Notes (I Don't Overtly Like) Robert Tunney
Entertainment:Music
Entertainment:Music
Entertainment:TV shows
Entertainment:TV shows
ANASTASIA BEAVERHOUSENA Nifty Alias, Spares This Affluent Socialite Insufferable Attention. Boozing Everyday, A Very Entrancing Recreational Hobby, Often (Unintentionally) Secures Exasperating Notice Robert Tunney
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
ANGELS IN AMERICAA[IDS] Nixes Gays, Effects Lascerate Survivors In N'york. Angel Makes Edict, "Regress! Isolate Change! Annihilate!" Robert Tunney
Art & Literature:Book Titles
Art & Literature:Book Titles
APRONYMS (42)A Perfect Rendition Of Names, You Must See! Robert Tunney
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ARCADEAfternoons Relinquished Cashing Away Dollars Extravagantly Robert Tunney
Entertainment
Entertainment
BEANIE BABIESBuy Each Article Now! If Exploited, Babies Are Bountiful In Economic Scenarios Robert Tunney
Entertainment:Toys
Entertainment:Toys
BORDERSBooks (Obviously), Records, DVDs, Even Refreshments Sold Robert Tunney
Commerce:Companies
Commerce:Companies
Art & Literature
Art & Literature
CALIGULACrazy! A Leader Italian, Gave Up Lingering Astuteness Robert Tunney -- Caligula was one of the early emperors of the Roman Empire whose reign was short (sometime around 37-41 CE) due to his insanity.
Politics:Royalty:Royals
Politics:Royalty:Royals
CARBONATIONCarbonic Acid Rests. Bottle Opened. New Atmosphere Taints. Intense Oxidation Now. Robert Tunney
Science:Chemistry
Science:Chemistry
Food & Drink:Drinks
Food & Drink:Drinks
CARD GAMESCheating, A Risky Deal, Gamblers Are Master Evasion Sleuths Robert Tunney
Entertainment:Games
Entertainment:Games
COLONOSCOPYCome On, Let Our New Omni-Seeing Contraption (Oiled) Probe You Robert Tunney
Science:Biology:Healthcare
Science:Biology:Healthcare
DIATOMIC ATOMSDiatomic Is A Term Outlining Matches In Covalent Attraction (Tiny Objects, Mainly Seven) Robert Tunney- Diatomic atoms are two atoms of the same element covalently bonded together. Only seven atoms exhibit this behavior, Hydrogen, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Fluorine, Chlorine, Bromine, and Iodine.
Science:Chemistry
Science:Chemistry
DR. SEUSSDemiurgic, Rythmical Scribe, Expertly Unfolded Silly Stories Robert Tunney
Art & Literature:Writers
Art & Literature:Writers
FIREDFree! I Renounced Employer's Direction Robert Tunney
People & Relationships:The Workforce
People & Relationships:The Workforce
GAY MENGot Anagram? Yes, Mangey (Erroneous Naming)! Robert Tunney
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Homosexuality
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Homosexuality
GOOD NIGHTGrowing Obscure (Oncoming Darkness) Now I Goodbye Him, "Tootles!" Robert Tunney
Communication:Hello & Goodbye
Communication:Hello & Goodbye
HARVARDHaughty Alumni Resounding, "Veritas!", A Relic Declaration Robert Tunney (Veritas is Harvard's motto, latin for truth)
Education:Schools
Education:Schools
HI SPEED INTERNETHooray! I Surf Porn Exceedingly Efficiently! Do I Need To Eat? Rest? Nope, Ebay Time! Robert Tunney
Computers:Internet
Computers:Internet
I HAVE NOTHING TO DO!I Have A Vapid Existance, Never One To Hear Interesting News. Great Things Oncoming? Dream On! Robert Tunney
Assorted Phrases
Assorted Phrases
JOHN JAYJustice Of Historic Notoriety, Just Another Yankee Robert Tunney
Names:Famous people
Names:Famous people
People & Relationships:Law & Order
People & Relationships:Law & Order
LATIN SCHOLARLatina Antiqua, Tempore Interfectam, Nunc Supervivet Capitibis Hominum. Olim Lingua Amata Romanorum Robert Tunney - Translation: Ancient latin, killed by time, now survives with the heads of men. Once the beloved language of the Romans.
Science:Linguistics
Science:Linguistics
Education
Education
MENS GYMNASTICSMy Eyes, Not Seeing! Guys (Young, Manly) Now Acrobatically Shift Themselves In Crazy Stunts Robert Tunney
Sports & Recreation
Sports & Recreation
MONEY (5)Make Oodles, Now Everything's Yours! Robert Tunney
Commerce:Money
Commerce:Money
MUSIC (2)Makes Us Sing Its Chorus! Robert Tunney
Entertainment:Music
Entertainment:Music
MY GRANDMOTHERMine, Yours, Grand-Relatives All Nag Descendents. Money, Otherwise, To Heirs Eventually Relinquishing. Robert Tunney
People & Relationships:Family
People & Relationships:Family
ONLINE SUPPORTOh No! Latest Instrument Not Effectively Serving Us? Please, People Online, Resolve This! Robert Tunney
Computers
Computers
PAUL AND MORGAN HAMMPhysically Amazing (Unfortunately, Larynges Are Not Desireable) Men, Obviously Rule Gymnastics. Among Nellies, Have A Massive Market Robert Tunney - Paul and Morgan Hamm are two beautiful gymnasts with voices that rather resemble those of the munchkins in The Wizard of Oz.
Names:Famous people
Names:Famous people
Sports & Recreation
Sports & Recreation
QUEER (2)Quite Under-Estimated, Efficacious Race Robert Tunney
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Homosexuality
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Homosexuality
ROBERT (4)Robbie: 'Only-Boy Epidemic' Repeated Triply Tony McCoy O'Grady - Robert (a.k.a Rob) Rix is the only son of an only son of an only son - three generations of Rix males have produced one son - females are not taken into consideration for the purposes of the acronym
Names:Acronymists
Names:Acronymists
ROBERT (5)Regularly Ogles Boys (Evaluating Repressed Thoughts!) Robert Tunney, (you can imagine what might have inspired this apronym)
Names:Acronymists
Names:Acronymists
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Homosexuality
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Homosexuality
ROMULUSRome's Original Monarch, Usurped Leadership Using Slyness Robert Tunney, inspired by four years of study of the latin language. Romulus was Rome's first king who killed his twin brother Remus in order to gain power (hence the usurped leadership using slyness...)
History
History
Politics:Royalty:Royals
Politics:Royalty:Royals
ROUNDHEADRebels (Oliver's) Under New Direction, Heartily Eviscerated Aristocratic Domination Robert Tunney -- The Roundheads were the name given to the side of the English Civil war that opposed the king, lead by Oliver Cromwell
History
History
Military:War & Terrorism
Military:War & Terrorism
SCHEDULESome Classes Hard, Each Day Undertaking Lessons Earnestly Robert Tunney
Time
Time
Education
Education
SCIONSomeone Classic In Origin, Now Robert Tunney
People & Relationships:Family
People & Relationships:Family
SEANSoy Enamorado A Novio Robert Tunney. Written in Spanish. Translation: I'm enamored by (my) boyfriend. (Its hard to express what i wanted to express with SEAN in English. The expansion is almost grammatically correct, there should be a posessive adjective before Novio.)
Names:First names:Male
Names:First names:Male
SHAVED HEADSome Have Attractive (Virile Even) Domes, Heed Excessive Abnormalities (Disgusting!) Robert Tunney
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
SHOPPINGShe Has One Philia, Purchasing Inexpensive (Not!) Gifts Robert Tunney
Commerce
Commerce
SILLY QUEENStereotypes, I Loathe. Love Your Queers, (Understand?) Exterminate Evil Names. Robert Tunney, written on Day of Silence, 2005
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Homosexuality
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Homosexuality
SILVERBERGSome Intriguing Literary Volumes, Except Readers Begin Espying Repetition, Gradually. Angela Brett, whose favourite author about four years ago was Robert Silverberg, and who has recently found some previously unread books of his to read. His books have some very interesting ideas in them and he likes (or liked... I have no idea if he's even still alive!) to introduce obscure words to his readers' vocabularies, but some themes tend to recur in many of his stories.
Art & Literature:Writers
Art & Literature:Writers
SNAPPLESugar Needs? A Perky Potable Lessens Exigency Robert Tunney
Food & Drink:Drinks
Food & Drink:Drinks
STUPID (3)Stating Texans (Unintelligent) President Is Dumb Robert Tunney
People & Relationships:Insults
People & Relationships:Insults
SUBSCRIPTIONSend Us (Bimonthly?) Submissions Created Recently. I Prefer Them In One Newsletter. Robert Tunney - An apronym written about the apronym times.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
VOULEZ-VOUS?Voicing Our (Using Language Exotic) Zeal, Veritably, Our Urges Satisfied! Robert Tunney
Assorted Phrases
Assorted Phrases
Science:Linguistics:French Words
Science:Linguistics:French Words
WATERLOOWhen A Tyrant's Ended Revolution, Loses Over Onslaught Robert Tunney Waterloo was the name of the battle in which Napoleon was defeated. Napoleon was a self declared emperor who had restored stability to France after the French revolution.
History
History
Military:War & Terrorism
Military:War & Terrorism
WEDDING (3)Witness Eternal Dreamlike Devotion. Important: No Gays! Robert Tunney
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Homosexuality
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Homosexuality
WILL AND GRACEWorking In Law Ladyman And Nutty Designer Give Romance A Chance. Entertaining! Robert Tunney
Entertainment:TV shows
Entertainment:TV shows