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Loose apronyms:
Perfect Apronyms OnlyAll Apronyms
ABETAid By Encouraging Transgression Angela Brett
ALARMA Loud Appliance Ringing Madly Edwin Hermann
Assorted Nouns:Noises
ASHCROFTArrogant Supporter Hates Criticisms Raised Over Firearms Threat Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
ASHCROFT (2)Anti-Semite Helps Christian Right's Openly Fundamentalist Teachings Chris Kjelgaard. The term "Anti-Semite" here is used in its true dictionary meaning, which refers to any person of several races and persuasions, including Arabs, Phoenicians and others - not just the Jewish people.
Names:Famous people:Politicians
ASHCROFT (3)Attorney's Stance Harms Constitutional Rights, Only Furthering Terrorism Chris Kjelgaard. "Only Favoring Theology" could be an alternative ending
Names:Famous people:Politicians
AVOIDANCEA Villainy Of Investing Dollars And Not Contributing Excise Angela Brett
BLACKSTONEBritish Lawyer Authored "Commentaries", Keenly Saving Tomes Of Notable Expoundings. Roger Williams
Names:Famous people
BROKENBy Rebelling, Outlaws Keep Everyone Noticing Angela Brett, because laws are made to be broken. The theory is that criminals are really just doing what they do because they want attention. Sentence potential criminals to preventative attention and everything will be fine.
BUSINESS OF POLICE PROTECTIONBecause Unpaid Security Is Not Effective, Somebody Should Offer (For Pay) Officer Left In Charge, Exclusively Premises Requested Of The Employer's Client. This Is Ordinary Nowadays. Angela Brett
CALL A COPCancel All Laws Limiting Any Christmas Office Party Rico Leffanta
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
CIACriminals In Authority Tony McCoy O'Grady
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
CIPACan't I Play Anywhere? Thinking about what the CIPA (Childrens' Internet Protection Act) really means for American libraries and schools
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CIPA (2)Censoring Internet Pages Always Thinking about what the CIPA (Childrens' Internet Protection Act) really means for American libraries and schools
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CIPA (3)Congress Institutes Protections Awkwardly Thinking about what the CIPA (Childrens' Internet Protection Act) really means for American libraries and schools
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CLEANERSCriminal Leaders Extracting Assets Never Expecting Redemption Settlements Rico Leffanta
CLUEClose Look Uncovers Evidence Tony McCoy O'Grady
CLUE (2)Criminal Left Us Evidence Angela Brett
CONSTITUTIONContract Offering Numerous Sequential Tenets Intended To Unitedly Temper Its Own Nation Patricia Rix
COPOUTCunning Operation Planning On Upbraiding Target Katherine
COPULATEConstables Outnumber People Usually Late At Tort Events Rico Leffanta (Cop! You Late!)
COUNTERFEITCreating Own Undetectable Notes To Earn Revenue Freely Evidently Is Tricky Tony McCoy O'Grady
COUNTERFEIT (2)Coiner Operates Under Noticeable Threat; Every Risky Forgery Extends Illegal Trafficking Patricia Rix
COURTSChurn Out Unacceptable Rejects To Society Rico Leffanta
CRIMECommitting Robbery Is Manifestly Erroneous Patricia Rix
CRIMINALS: GET WEALTH, POWER, FAME!Criminals Repent: Invest Mind/Money In Nurturing Altruism/Achievements, Living Sacrificially. Get Eternal Treasure. Wealth Earned Assures Life's/Lasting/Luxe: True Happiness. Power: Omnipotent's Wonderful Encouragement Receive. Fame: Almighty's Measureless Empathy! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. The Organising Principles of Expansion: 1. Each Word of Apronym Expands to one sentence. 2. Each Word of Apronym is the Expansion of its Initial in the APRONYM. These contraints strengthen the APRONYM, because the expansion is more predictable. I like that.
People & Relationships:Advice
DEEDDue Extreme End: Divorce Angela Brett, referring to the title of a property which has to be split in a divorce.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
DEFENSEDetective's Evidence-Finding Etiquette Not Strictly Endorsed Angela Brett (If TV shows are to be believed, people often get off because the evidence which proves their guilt was not obtained in the right way.)
DETECTEDDetailed Examination That Eventually Caught The Evil Doer(s) Tony McCoy O'Grady
DMCADon't Make Cables Abroad It's not just DeCSS that US Customs doesn't want coming into the country. Check out for another viewpoint. (DMCA usually stands for Digital Millennium Copyright Act)
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ERICExact Retribution In Coinage Tony McCoy O'Grady (Crossworders will know that an 'eric' was a fine payable by a murderer to the family of the victim)
EVIDENCEEvidence Vindicates Indictment. Defenders Explain Nothing 'Cept Embarrassment. Sean Lamb
FAKEForgeries Are Kinda Expensive Tony McCoy O'Grady
FAKE (2)Fraud Artists Kid Everyone Angela Brett
FAKE (3)Fools Are Knowingly Ensnared Angela Brett
FAKE (4)Forged A Karat, Expertly Patricia Rix
FAKESFool And Kwanza Easily Separated Angela Brett
FINEDFor Infraction, Ninety-Eight Dollars Angela Brett
FINGERPRINTSForensic Investigators Now Get Enhanced Results, Putting Rogue Individuals Near 'The Scene' Tony McCoy O'Grady
FOREMAN OF THE JURYFinished Off Reviewing Evidence, My Announcement Notes Our Findings. Trial Has Ended, Judge Usually Rules Years. Angela Brett
GAOLGirls Are Only Lads Rico Leffanta
HOLDUPHoodlums Often Loud Demands Upset Personnel Tony McCoy O'Grady
HOMICIDEHorror Of Murder Is Captured In Deceased's Expression Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
INFANTICIDEIt's Not Fair, And Not Tolerated - Innocent Child Isn't Deserving Evisceration Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
INSIt's Now Security Sean Lamb (INS was the Immigration and Naturalization Service in the US until it merged into the DHS [Department of Homeland Security])
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
JAILJust Another Inmate Lodging. Roger Williams
JOHN JAYJustice Of Historic Notoriety, Just Another Yankee Robert Anonymous
Names:Famous people
JURYJudge: Unanimous? Representative: Yes. Angela Brett
JUSTICE (2)Jury's Undecided? Seems That I'm Convicted Erroneously. Tony McCoy O'Grady (see GUILTY)
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
JUSTICE FOR ALL!Just Us! Selfish Temporisers! Individuals Completely Egotistical! For Ourselves! Ruin Antagonists! Low Lifes! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
LAWLevelled Against Wrongdoing Angela Brett
LAWFUL CONDUCTLove And War: Fair Until Lawyers Come, Openly Nicking Dollars Using Clever Tricks Angela Brett
LAWSUITLegal Actions Will Sometimes Use Intricate Terminology Tony McCoy O'Grady
LEGALLoopholes Exploited, Getting Around Laws Angela Brett and Steve Keate
LOOPHOLELawyers Out Of Principles Halting Other Legal Effects Rico Leffanta
MISTRIALMaybe It's Supposed To Result In A Liquidation Sean Lamb
MURDERMotive Usually Revenge, Dealt Excessively Ruthlessly. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
NABNet A Baddie Tony McCoy O'Grady
NAB (2)Now Apprehended Burglar Jan Morgan
NETNow Everyone's Thieves Sean Lamb (NET, in this reference, is the acronym given by the US Congress to the No Electronic Theft Act, which is supposed to simplify criminal prosecution for distributing proprietary files online)
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ON THE LAWOne Night They Had Extra Labor And Wages Sean Lamb (A train crew is "on the law" when they have exceeded their allowed work time between rest periods)
OUTLAWSOld Uncles Talking Laughingly About Wayward Sisters Rico Leffanta
OUT OF HEREOnce Under That Old Fence, He'll Evasively Run East Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
PATENTPrior Art Treated Egregiously, Not Trusted Sean Lamb (the patent office is called to terms by the W3C with prior art on Eolas's web embedding patent)
PATENT (2)Patent Application Truthful? Eolas Needs Tutoring Sean Lamb (the patent office is called to terms by the W3C with prior art on Eolas's web embedding patent)
PIRACYPernicious Individuals Rob And Cheat You Tony McCoy O'Grady
PLEA BARGAINS Protagonist's Lawyer Expects A Bad Answer, Reasons Guilty Announcement Induces Nicer Sentence Angela Brett
POLICE PROTECTIONProbity Of Lieutenants Is Central, Ensuring Public Resources Operate To End Criminal Threats .... Intimidation's Outlawed Now Tony McCoy O'Grady
POLICE STATIONPlace Of Lies, Injuries Coerce Explanation. Suddenly They Are Terminating Investigation - Oh No! Steve Keate and Angela Brett
PURSUITPolice Under Requirements So Ultimately I Tergiversate Taylor Rundell's the name. I thought of the acronym in my brain, but I also used the thesaurus @
RACKETSRunning A Criminal Kingdom - Evil Thugs Succeed Tony McCoy O'Grady
RANSOMRecovery Attempt Needs Shooters Or Money Eric Bridgstock, after Angela's laptop was held to ransom.
RANSOM NOTEReally Awful Notice. Statement Of Malice. Not Often Tackled Easily. Eric Bridgstock
RAPERascal Assaults, Penetrates Eagerly. Steve Keate
RAPE (2)Readily Aborted Pregnancy Eventuates. Angela Brett
RETRIEVERecover Everything They Robbed In Evening's Violent Episode Tony McCoy O'Grady, whose mother once retrieved some of what had stolen in a burglary
RICHARD PERLEReaganite's Influence Conquers - Has Administration Reject Diplomacy, Preferring Extremely Right-Leaning Enforcement Chris Kjelgaard. "Extremely Rigorous Law Enforcement" could be an alternative ending
Names:Famous people:Politicians
Military:War & Terrorism
SAFE (2)Systems Adapted! Fully Electronic! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
SAFE (3)System Adapted! Fully Executed! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Capital Punishment.
SEARCH WARRANTSince Everyone Assumes Real Criminal's Here, We Are Raiding Rooms And Not Tidying. Angela Brett
SECURITYSafe Existence Creates Uniquely Relaxed, Incredibly Tractable You Patricia Rix
SECURITY (2)Safe Evolvement Causes Us, Relaxed In Trusting Yield Jan Morgan
SHARON TATESkelter, Helter Atrocity, Repulsive. On News Telling August's Terrible Event Jan Morgan - the Tate-La Bianca murders that Charles Manson orchestrated (the song 'Helter Skelter' by The Beatles was written in blood on the walls)
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
SIGNATURE (2)Smallprint Is Giving Nobody A Total Understanding... Refrain/Retract Endorsement. Angela Brett
SLANDERSpoken Libel And Now Defamation Endanger Rights Sean Lamb
SOSUMISound. Overtly Shagging Up Music Industry Tony McCoy O'Grady. The makers of the early Mac computers stated that they would never be used to make music. The name of the sound called "sosumi' translates as "so sue me". (see for more information)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
SPECIAL WEAPONS AND TACTICSSome Police Experts Can Incapacitate A Larrikin With Exceptional Armaments. Positions Often Need Surrounding All Night / Day... The (Armed?) Criminal Then Is Captured / Shot Tony McCoy O'Grady
STICK 'EM UPSee This? It Could Kill Everybody. Make Unarms Prominent! Angela Brett ('unarms' are arms without arms, that is, unarmed arms. An alternative ending is 'Money Upfront, Please!')
STICK 'EM UP (2)See These? I Collect Kingly-Embossed Monies, Undo Purses! Tony McCoy O'Grady
STICKY ENDSaying That I Could Kill You Evoked Nasty Death Angela Brett -- don't threaten people, they might be armed with glue guns or worse.
People & Relationships:Death
STIPULATESet Terms In Place Under Legal Agreement That's Enforceable TMcCO'G
SUSPECTSSoaking Up Sunbeams, Probably Exceeding Contractor's Time Schedule Rico Leffanta
TORTTwist Out Revenue Tidily Jeff Anonymous, since 'tort' comes from the Latin 'torquere' 'to twist'
TERMS AND CONDITIONSThey Explicitly Restrict Mature Signers' Actions. Never Disobey Commands, Or No Deal! In Truth, Individuals Often Nonchalantly Skim. Angela Brett
UIFSAUltimatum Insures Families Secure Alimony Sean Lamb - UIFSA really stands for the Uniform Interstate Family Support Act, an act that will enable the state that issues the first support order to have jusrisdiction over the payor (sic) regardless of which state the payor resides in. I used 'Families' instead of 'Fathers' because there are quite a few deadbeat moms out there with the deadbeat dads (growing up with a father prosecuting child support cases taught me that lawbreaking is an 'equal opportunity employer').
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
People & Relationships:Family
VICTIMVillain Is Cruelly Torturing & Injuring Me. Angela Brett
ZERO TOLERANCEZap Experimental Rounds Of Thievery, Offender's Liberty Encourages Repeated And Nastier Criminal Exploits. Angela Brett
TRIALTricky Reasoning Is Almost Laughable Angela Brett
TRIAL (2)Two Rival Ideas About Law Angela Brett
TRIAL (3)To Rally/Reconcile Interpretations And Loopholes Angela Brett