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Loose apronyms:
Perfect Apronyms OnlyAll Apronyms
ALFA ROMEOA Lavish & Flashy Automobile - Result Of Much Engineering Originality Tony McCoy O'Grady
ALFA ROMEO (2)Artistic Lines. Fangio Approved - Raced Often. Models Endearingly Ogled. Eric Bridgstock
AUDIAn Unsafe Driver Inside John Richard Jones
BMWBreak My Wallet Rob s
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
BMW (2)Bigoted Multifaced Wanker John Richard Jones. This is what I think of some BMW drivers who treat other drivers as second-class.
BUICKBig Unstoppable Indestructible Car Killer Dennis Carr
CHEVYCar Has Enviable Velocity - Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
CHRYSLERCars Have Reached Your Souls - Let's Enjoy Racing Tony McCoy O'Grady
COROLLACheap Oriental Runabout, Often Lacks Lasting Accelleration Tony McCoy O'Grady
CORVETTEClassic Oldtime Road Vehicle, Elevated Teenager's Testosterone, Evidently Tony McCoy O'Grady
DAEWOODrive An Engine, Without Overdrive, Ordinarily Tony McCoy O'Grady
DAIHATSUDrivers Are In Heaven Aboard This Stylish Unit Tony McCoy O'Grady
DATSUNDrive At Top Speed Until Nackered Had a Datsun 15 years ago. Painted this on its hood in big letters. Got heaps of laughs and no body said they had heard it before, but has bound to have been thought of. I can't guarantee I was the first. Later Bro
FALCONFords Are Like Cars, Only Nicer Angela Brett, who actually has no opinion on which car makes are better.
FERRARIFast Exotic Red Roadcar. All Round Italian Eric Bridgstock
FERRARI (2)Fabulously Engineered Racer. Red And Rather Innovative Eric Bridgstock
FIAT (2)Fiat Is Always Trouble. Tiny Lee
FORDFor Ordinary Road Drivers Eric Bridgstock
FORD (2)Fixed Often, Regularly Dead Susan S. I owned a Ford. It never gave me any grief, and it only cost me $1. I sold it for $10 after 5 years use. Not at all like this Apronym!
FORDS (2)Full Of Rude Drivers Sometimes Tony McCoy O'Grady
FORDS (3)Fellows Ought Resist Driving Speedily Tony McCoy O'Grady
GMGarbage Motors Rob s
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
HARLEY DAVIDSONHells Angels Ride. Lovingly Engineered. Yo Dude, Along Ventura 'Ighway. Desirable Secondhand Or New. Eric Bridgstock
HILUX SURFHeight In Luxury Utilitarian Xpress Superb Ute Really Flash! Carl Brett
HONDAHop On, Now Drive Away Tony McCoy O'Grady
HYUNDAIHave You (Until Now) Driven An Ideal? Tony McCoy O'Grady
INDICAIndians Never Deny It Causes Accidents M.S.Prabhakar (Indica is a small car locally manufactured in India.)
JALOPYJapanese American Lemon Often Pedalled Yearly Rico Leffanta
JEEPJaunts Exclude Enlisted Personnel Tony McCoy O'Grady (Jeeps were usually only provided for officers, I think)
JEEP (2)Just Enough Equipment Present Mick Bridgstock
KAKinky Automobile Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the Ford 'Ka'
KA (2)Kurvaceous Automobile Angela Brett
KAWASAKIKickstart And Wheelie Away, Speeding Along's Keenly Invigorating Tony McCoy O'Grady, who never owned a 'cow', but had a Honda for several years
LAMBORGHINILovely Automobile May Bring Owner Racing Glory / Honours - It's Natively Italian Tony McCoy O'Grady
LOTUSLots Of Traction; Unbelievable Speed Eric Bridgstock
LOTUS (2)Loads Of Trouble, Usually Serious Helen Livesey
MASERATIMaster Automotive Sportster, Erstwhile Racer, Archetypal Total Italian Eric Bridgstock
MAZDAMany Automobiles Zippily Drive Along Tony McCoy O'Grady
MERCEDESMany European Racing Cars, Elegantly Designed, Exceptionally Speedy Tony McCoy O'Grady
MERCEDES BENZMarvellously Engineered Robust Cars. Every Diplomat Enjoys Solid Build. Engine Noises? Zero! Eric Bridgstock
MITSUBISHIMan In Transport Speeds Up Beautifully, In Spyder He's Inherited TMcCO'G
MUSTANGMine Usually Seems To Accelerate Nice & Gently Tony McCoy O'Grady
NISSANNippy, If Somewhat Small And Noisy Tony McCoy O'Grady
PONTIACPeople Of Note Travel In A Car Tony McCoy O'Grady
PORSCHEPhallic (Often Red) Symbol Creates Huge Envy Tony McCoy O'Grady
PORSCHE (2)Pity Only Rich Snobs Can Have Everything! Stuart Taylor. I recieved an email with several automotive apronyms in it and was challenged to come up with an original one. I have never seen this one in print anywhere.
RENAULTRemarkable European (Notably Aerodynamic) Ultimate-Luxury Transport Tony McCoy O'Grady
ROLLS ROYCERather Ostentatious Luxury Limousine; Suits Rich, Often Yields Car Envy. Eric Bridgstock
SUBARUSports Utility - Big And Rather Ugly Tony McCoy O'Grady
SUZUKIStupid User Zips Unnecessarily, Killing Indiscriminately Acronymous Anonymous
TOYOTAThrown Out - You're On The Asphalt Angela Brett
VOLVOVulgar Old Ladies' Vehicle, Obviously Steve Keate (see STEVE)
VOLVO (2)Veers Obstructively, Lobbing Vehicle Over Steve Keate, referring to the unusually high number of Volvae involved in motorcycle accidents.
VOLVO (3)Vehicle Out-Lasts Vintage Owners Tony McCoy O'Grady (Volvos are notably sturdy and reliable)
VOLVO (4)Vehicle's Owners Look Very Overbearing Tony McCoy O'Grady
VOLVO (5)Vehicle Out Lives Vehicle's Owner My friend and I used to amuse ourselves on car trips by doing these for whatever cars we would see - this is my favorite.
YAMAHAYou're A Motorcyclist? Aren't Hondas Awful? Tony McCoy O'VroomVroom