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Loose apronyms:
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ANDREA BOCELLIArias Never Die Recent Etudes Arose Bringing On Crowds Exclaiming 'Lord Loves Italians' Rico Leffanta
BEATLESBrian Epstein's Awesomely Talented Liverpudlians. Epitomised Sixties. Eric Bridgstock
BEATLES (3)Began Everything About The Liverpudlian Electronic Sound Tony McCoy O'Grady
BEYONCEBring Every Young One Not Coming Everyday Tavia Bryant
BING CROSBYBing Is Noted, Great Crooner Relies On Singing. Bababoo? Yes! Sean Lamb (Bing Crosby was known for his crooning singing style that included refrains of "ba-ba-ba-boo" skat lyrics)
BLURBritpop Leaders, Unrivalled Rockers. Eric Bridgstock
BOB GELDOFBop On, Boys & Girls! (Expletive) Let's Defeat Obscene Famine Tony McCoy O'Grady
BOYZONEBand Of Youths, Zero (Or Nil) Expertise Tony McCoy O'Grady
BUDDY HOLLYBrilliant, Unfulfilled. Dead. Died Young. Had Outstanding Lyrics. Legendary Youthfulness Eric Bridgstock
CHERChest, Hips, & Eyebrows Remodelled! Tony McCoy O'Grady
CHER (2)Clothes Hardly Ever Replete Tony McCoy O'Grady
CHERYLChanteuse, Her Eurovision Revealed Youthful Legs. TMcCO'G - referring to Cheryl Baker, one fourth of "Bucks Fizz" who won the Eurovision Song Contest in 1981. As part of the show the two males pulled the long skirts off the two females midway through the song, revealing beautiful legs clad in shorts.
CHOPINCherish How One Plays Immortal Nocturnes! Rico Leffanta
CHOPIN (2)Concerto Heard On Piano Is Nice Angela Brett
CRANBERRIESChanteuse Regularly Acts Nutty. Being Especially Renowned Results In Eccentric Spells Tony McCoy O'Grady, presumably referring to Angela's favourite band. (See
CZERNYCultural Zenith; Entertainment Really, Not Yodelling Sean Lamb (Karl Czerny was an Austiran composer who studied with Beethoven)
ELVIS PRESLEYEternally "Las Vegas" In Showmanship, Performed/ Recorded Enduring Songs - Lives Eternally, Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
ELVIS PRESLEY (2)Entertainer's Lovely Voice Is Stilled, Perhaps Recalling Extra Sexy Legmovements Entertains You Tony McCoy O'Grady
EMINEMEmulates Macho Insubordination, Nearly Eradicating Music Kenny Roy
HILARY DUFFHappy Individual Loves Adventures Really Yields Doing Unforgettable Fun Features Jan Morgan
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
JACKSONJamming Adult, Can Keep Success Of Name Jan Morgan
JOHNNY CASHJail's Often Happy & Nice Now Yankee Convicts All Singing Heartily Tony McCoy O'Grady
JULESJules Uses Long Entertaining Stories David Brydon, referring to singer Jules Riding
JULES (2)Jules Utilises Lynne's Efficient Sensibility. David Brydon
JULES (3)Jesus Uses Lively Evangelical Singer Angela Brett
LED ZEPPELINLoudness = Extreme. Drug, Zoloft, Extremely Proficient Problem Eliminator. Laud Is Needed. Jeff Anonymous (see LZ)
LINKIN PARKLyrical Individuals Negotiate Kismet In Notes, Pleasing Adolescents, Reaching Kids Jan Morgan - musical group
LZLoudmouths... Zoloft? Jeff Anonymous, explaining that LED ZEPPELIN might lead someone to need an antidepressant.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
MADONNAMusically Adept Dancer. Often Nurtures Naughty Antics. Eric Bridgstock
MICHAEL JACKSONMan Is Careless, Haing An Eccentric Lifestyle. Jamming Adult Can Keep Success Of Name Jan Morgan
MOZARTMusic Often Zesty, Aurally Rich Treats Angela Brett
OASISOutstanding Albums. Sixties Inspired Singles. Eric Bridgstock
OSMONDSObtained Success Musically Of Novel Demand, Seventies Jan Morgan -- unusual musical talent enjoyed by those who loved them in the seventies and beyond
REMResoundingly Evocative Musicians Eric Bridgstock
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
SCHUBERTSusan's Classical Hero Uniquely Begot Elegant & Remarkable Trios TMcCO'G - Professor Susan Tomes has recorded many (if not all) of Schubert's Piano Trios
SCHUMANNShall Choral Harmonies Unite Man And Nature? Never! Rico Leffanta
SIMON (3)Songwriter Is Magnificent, Often Nonpareil Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to Paul Simon
TINA TURNERTrusted Ike, Now Alone. Totally Uninhibited, Rather Naughty, Emotional Rocker Eric Bridgstock
THE CORRS (2)The Have Excellently Crooned Outside Regular Recording Studios Angela Brett, who has a recording of The Corrs singing live and thinks it sounds just as good as their studio recordings.
THE CORRSThose Heavenly Earthlings - Champions Of Rock & Roll Siblings Tony McCoy O'Grady
TENORSThey Emit Notes Of Rare Sweetness Tony McCoy O'Grady
TCHAIKOVSKYThis Composer Has Achieved Intense Kudos, Overtures' (& Variations') Subtleties Kindle Yearnings TMcCO'G
TAMMYTrilled About Marital Mishaps, Yodelling TMcCO'G (referring to Tammy Wynette) who thinks almost all 'country' songs seem to be about unhappy marriages
VERDIVirgins Embrace Romantic Divine Intervention Rico Leffanta
VIVALDIVain Italian Violinists Always Like Dulcet Inventions Sean Lamb
ZZ TOPSZippy Zithers Tangle Opus Players Singing Rico Leffanta