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APRONYMS BY ERIC BRIDGSTOCK
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ALLITERATIONAlike Letters Lead Individual Terms. Excess Rather Annoyingly Turns Into Overt Nausea. Eric Bridgstock
Words & Wordplay
AUTUMNArboreal Undergrowth Turns Unpleasantly Muddy Now Eric Bridgstock
Time:Seasons
BEATLESBrian Epstein's Awesomely Talented Liverpudlians. Epitomised Sixties. Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:Music:Artists
BEEBuzzes Everyone Everywhere Eric Bridgstock
Science:Biology:Insects
BLURBritpop Leaders, Unrivalled Rockers. Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:Music:Artists
CHRISTINECinematic Horror Revealing Intelligent Suspense. Terror In Night Excursions Eric Bridgstock... I spotted CHRISTINE in the unsuccessful searches and immediately thought of the film directed by John Carpenter, based on the Stephen King novel
Entertainment:Movies
Art & Literature:Book Titles
CHRONICLESCarefully Hewn Recounting Of Northern Israel, Concludes Largely Encouraging Some Eric Bridgstock
Religion:Bible books
CLUTCHControl Lever Under The Car's Heater Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Parts
DEUTERONOMYDelightfully Erudite Undertaking, Ten Edicts Read Out, Nous Of Moses. Yes! Eric Bridgstock
Religion:Bible books
DROUGHTDry Riverbed Or Unwatered Ground; Hard Terrain. Eric Bridgstock, after it was asked if anyone would like to acronymise DROUGHT during an acronym shortage.
Science:Meteorology
ENGINEEmits Noxious Gases Into Noisy Environment Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Parts
EZRAExiled Zion Returns Again Eric Bridgstock
Religion:Bible books
FERRARIFast Exotic Red Roadcar. All Round Italian Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Makes & Models
FORDFor Ordinary Road Drivers Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Makes & Models
GRASSGet Real - A Super Smoke Eric Bridgstock
Drugs:Cannabis
HOSEAHarsh Overtones, Split Ended Acceptably Eric Bridgstock
Religion:Bible books
JEREMIAHJudged Events, Rarely Enjoyed Mirth, Imprisoned And Hated Eric Bridgstock
Religion:Bible books
JOELJudgement Of Endless Locusts Eric Bridgstock
Religion:Bible books
JOSHUAJordan's Old Soldier Heroic Under Attack Eric Bridgstock
Religion:Bible books
JUDGESJustices, Utterly Depressing, Grim Events Spiral Eric Bridgstock
Religion:Bible books
LOTUSLots Of Traction; Unbelievable Speed Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Makes & Models
MADONNAMusically Adept Dancer. Often Nurtures Naughty Antics. Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:Music:Artists
MASERATIMaster Automotive Sportster, Erstwhile Racer, Archetypal Total Italian Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Makes & Models
MOSCOWMafia Overrun Soviet Capital. Often Wintry Eric Bridgstock
Places:Countries
MOUTHMuch Open, Uttering Total Honesty? Eric Bridgstock
Science:Biology:Body Parts
MUSTMinimum Usable Subset, Technically. Eric Bridgstock, explaining that he and his colleagues define technical requirements in terms of "musts", "shoulds" and "coulds".
Words & Wordplay
OASISOutstanding Albums. Sixties Inspired Singles. Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:Music:Artists
OPRAHOvertly Personable Rich American Host Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:TV shows:Talk Shows
ORGANOutputs Really Grand Acoustic Noise Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
PARISPeople Always Remember Iron Structure Eric Bridgstock
Places:Towns & Cities
PISAPrecariously Inclined Structure, Alarmingly Eric Bridgstock
Places:Towns & Cities
RANSOMRecovery Attempt Needs Shooters Or Money Eric Bridgstock, after Angela's laptop was held to ransom.
People & Relationships:Law & Order
REMResoundingly Evocative Musicians Eric Bridgstock
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Entertainment:Music:Artists
SAMUELSafely Advised Men Under Effective Leadership Eric Bridgstock
Religion:Bible books
SEASONSummer Example: Ante September October November Eric Bridgstock
Time:Seasons
SHAMPOOStops Hair Acquiring Mange. Pour Over Oneself. Eric Bridgstock
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
SIRENStartlingly Immediate Rousing Emergency Noise Eric Bridgstock
Assorted Nouns:Noises
People & Relationships:Disaster
SPITFIRESpecial Plane In The Forties. It Really Excelled. Eric Bridgstock
Transport
SUMMERSun Usually Makes More Epidermal Redness Eric Bridgstock
Time:Seasons
TAXITravel Avoiding Xenophobic Interaction Eric Bridgstock
Transport
TUBETrains Underground Beneath England Eric Bridgstock
Transport
TYRETube, Yet Rotates Evenly Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Parts
VENICEVisually Exquisite. Needed Impressive Civil Engineering. Eric Bridgstock
Places:Towns & Cities
VIENNAViolin Inspired Events; Nasty Nazi Associations. Eric Bridgstock
Places:Towns & Cities
WASHWater And Soap Hygiene. Eric Bridgstock
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
WINDSCREENWhere Insects Normally Die. Stops Crud Reaching Eyes, Ears & Nose Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Parts
WINTERWeather Inclement, Night Time Extends Rather Eric Bridgstock
Time:Seasons