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SHADOWSSilhouettes Haunting Anything Detailed Outdoors When Sunny Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns
SHALESlipping Has A Lovely Ending Rico Leffanta
Household Objects
SHALLOWStudent Had A Lusty Life Of Wonder Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry IV
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry IV
SHAMELESSShe Has All Men Expecting Love Everytime She Smiles Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
SHAMPOOStops Hair Acquiring Mange. Pour Over Oneself. Eric Bridgstock
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
SHANEStrange Hero Attempts New Existence TMcCO'G referring to a classic Western, called "Shane"
Names:First names:Male
Entertainment:Movies
SHAPESolidity Has A Physical Embodiment Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
SHARKSwimming Hazard - A Real Killer TMcCO'G
Science:Biology:Animals
SHARONShe Has A Reputation Of Naughtiness! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
SHARPSomething Honed And/or Remarkably Pointed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
SHAUNSomebody Has An Unremarkable Name Angela Brett
Names:First names:Male
SHAVEScrape Hairs Away, Very Excruciating Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
SHEBASmall Hills Enlarge Barren Areas Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
SHEEPSexually Harassed - Evidently Entertaining People. Angela Brett, who saw lots and lots of sheep on her bus trips from Auckland to Palmerston North and back.
Science:Biology:Animals
SHELBYShe Has Every Lyric By You Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
SHELLEYShe Has Evoked Lusty Life, Entreats Yobs Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
SHERIDANSchoolfriend Had Eminently Respected Irish Dramatist's Acclaimed Name Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
SHERRISingle, Has Every Resolve Reasonably Implanted Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
SHERRYSip Happily (Enjoying Richness) Refreshes You TMcCO'G
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
SHIFTKEYWOMANSuper Hero In Former Times Killed Enemies, Yes.... Wilfully Offed Many A Nasty. Tony McCoy O'Grady, thinking up another villain for MACGIRL and KEYBOARD to fight.
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains
SHIMMERSunny Haze Implies Motion - Mirage Effect Really Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Physics
SHIPSSome Have Immense, Proud Sails Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
SHIRTSome 'Horse Investors' Risk This Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
SHITShipping Handling Insurance & Tax Apronymous Anonymous
Commerce
SHIVERSurrender Heat In Vibrating Extremities Rapidly Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
SHOEStops Hurting One's Extremeties Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
SHOESSocks Have Often Emitted Stink. Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing
SHOGUNSupreme Hereditary Overlord Governed Uncountable Nipponese. Tony McCoy O'Grady
History
SHOOKSpatial Harmonies Out Of Kilter Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
SHOPLIFTERSome Hold Off Paying, Looking Instead For The Exits & Running. Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
SHOPPINGShe Has One Philia, Purchasing Inexpensive (Not!) Gifts Robert Anonymous
Commerce
SHORTSSummer's Half-Outfit... Remember T-Shirt! Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing
SHOTPUTShe Hops On Toes Pushing Ultimate Throes Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
SHOUTINGScreaming Horrible Obscenity's Usually Threatening - It's Not Good! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Talking
SHOWERSinging Horribly Over Water's Everpresent Roar. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
SHREKShe Had Rather Expected "Knight" TMcCO'G
Entertainment:Movies
SHREWShe Hurls Retribution Entirely Willingly Word Nerd
Science:Biology:Animals
People & Relationships:Insults
SHRIEKSupremely Hilarious Reaction Indicating Elated Kindheartedness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
SHRIKEStopping Handholding, Redhat Is Killing Enterprises Sean Lamb (Shrike was the code name for RedHat 9.0 for which RedHat ended technical and upgrade support mere months after its release)
Computers:Linux
Names:Code Names:Linux
SHRIVELShowing How Really Icy Virgins Eschew Love Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
SHUTTLESpacemen Have Used This To Leave Earth Angela Brett
Science:Astronomy
Transport
SHYLOCKSad, Hoarding Yiddisher - Lack Of Christian Kindness Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Merchant of Venice
SICINIUSSupremely Insincere, Citizens Interests Never In Uppermost Situation Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Coriolanus
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Coriolanus
SICKStomach Is Curdled & Kaput Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
SICNONSimplified Inquiry-Created Necessity, Once Nameless Jeff Anonymous, when Angela wondered what to call the category at http://apronyms.com/category.php?ID=1985058, explaining: "Yesno" doesn't sound spiffy, so let's try some foreign variants...."JANEIN"? "Sicnon"? "Daniet"?
Communication:Yesses And Noes
SIDSilly, It's Debian! Sean Lamb (Sid is the code name for Debian's unstable development tree of it's fabled Linux distribution)
Computers:Linux
Names:Code Names:Linux
SIDEREALStarlight Inspires Desires Enchanting Romantics, Especially After Libations Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Astronomy
SIDNEYSeeks Invitations, Dancing Nightly, Experiencing Youth Jan Morgan (looks for nightly dances to attend)
Names:First names
SIGHSlow, Inverted Gasp - Haaaaa... Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
SIGHINGSignifies Infuriated Grief, Hope It's Nearly Gone Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
SILENCESomehow It's Like Expensive, Nicely-Coloured Element. Angela Brett
Communication
SILICONSometimes In Ladies Increases Cleavage, Or Neckline Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
SILKStability In Loving Kisses Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the silk (12th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
SILLYSomehow I Love Loving You Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
SILVERBERGSome Intriguing Literary Volumes, Except Readers Begin Espying Repetition, Gradually. Angela Brett, whose favourite author about four years ago was Robert Silverberg, and who has recently found some previously unread books of his to read. His books have some very interesting ideas in them and he likes (or liked... I have no idea if he's even still alive!) to introduce obscure words to his readers' vocabularies, but some themes tend to recur in many of his stories.
Art & Literature:Writers
SILVIASuccessful In Love's Very Intricate Affairs Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Two Gentlemen of Verona
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Two Gentlemen of Verona
SIMONSole Instructor - Mustn't Obey Nameless Angela Brett
Entertainment:Games
SIMONESignoret Is Magnificent Onscreen - Naturally Expressive Tony McCoy O'Grady (French actress Simone Signoret sprang to mind immediately when Angela posted SIMONE on the forums as an unsuccessful search term)
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
SIMPLETEXTSophistication Is Minimal, Pleasing Little Editor That Employs Xero's Talking. Angela Brett (Xero is one of the many Mac voices which SimpleText can use to talk.)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software:Applications
SIMPRIMSkirt Is Modestly Pulling Reveals (Immodestly) Mammaries Tony McCoy O'Grady (Simprim is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'The little movement of false modesty by which a girl with a cavernous visible cleavage pulls her skirt down over her knees.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
SINSo, It's Naughty! Roger Williams
People & Relationships
SINCERESolid Integrity. Novel. Character: Enthusiastic! Real Empathetic! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
SINESide Is Numerically Expressed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics
SINGAPOREService Industry Nation, Generating A Profit On Rampant Economy. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
SINGERSewing Invention - Needles Get Electric Revolution Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Electronics
SIRESperm Indeed Reached Egg! Angela Brett
Science:Biology
SIRENStartlingly Immediate Rousing Emergency Noise Eric Bridgstock
Assorted Nouns:Noises
People & Relationships:Disaster
SISADMINServer Installer Shares Author's DNA, Mitochondrially Identical Network Angela Brett -- A sisadmin is a sister who is also a sysadmin (which is a common abbreviation for system administrator.)
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Computers
SISTERSSiblings Intentionally Showing To Everyone Reality's Secrets Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Family
SKATEBOARDSome Kids Adopt Technological Enhancements, But Older Adults Remember Disasters Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
SKIPPERSomeone Keeping International Port Populations Expecting Returns Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
Transport:Drivers
SKIPPERSSkilful Keen Individuals Perpetually Prefer Embarking Reachable Sights Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
Sports & Recreation
Transport:Drivers
SKIRTShe Knows Inches Raise Temperatures Rico Leffanta
Household Objects:Clothing
SKITESteve Keate Is Totally Egotistical Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
SKULLSkeleton's Knowledge User, Living Life Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Body Parts
SLACKERSomeone Lolling About Claiming Knicker Elastic Ruptured Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
SLANDERSpoken Libel And Now Defamation Endanger Rights Sean Lamb
People & Relationships:Law & Order
SLAPSlight Lick As Punishment Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
SLAYERSomebody Lunging At You Exacting Revenge Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
SLEEPSlumbering Lends Exhausted Entity Peace. Angela Brett
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
SLEETSheet Lightning Expected... Even Thunder! Angela Brett, when someone on IRC called Sleet wanted to be acronymised after seeing the PIMASTER acronym.
Science:Meteorology
SLEUTHSome Loser Eejit Unlikely To Help Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
SLICESharp Lines Indicate Cutlery's 'Edge' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Eating Utensils
SLIMSomatic Love Is Mindless Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
SLIPSending Little Internet Packets Sean Lamb (SLIP = Serial Line Internet Protocol)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
SLIPKNOTSwinging Lariat, If Pendulous, Kills Nasty Old Tyrant Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
SLIPPINGStraight Laughter Is Pleasureless/Punless... Please Investigate New Guffaws Angela Brett, when Tony responded to something with an ordinary old LOL.
Words & Wordplay
SLOPESlanted Lines Offer Plainest Equations Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics
SLOTHSlow, Lumbering, Otiose Tree Hanger Sean Lamb
Science:Biology:Animals
SLOWERSome Lumber Onwards Without Evident Rapidity Tony McTrack&Field O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
SLOWPOKESexually Lazy, One Willpower's Positively On Keeping Erection Tony McCoy O'WashYourMouthOutWithSoapyWater!
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
SLUGSure Livens Up Garnishes! Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
SLUSHSnow's Largely Unpopular Sideeffect's Horrid TMcCO'G
Assorted Nouns
Science:Meteorology
SLUTSexually Loose Undiscriminating Tramp Tony McCoy O'Grady, after watching an 'expose' TV programme on teenage sex in England.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
SMARTStupid, Maybe, At Real Tasks. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
SMARTASSStupid Mutt's Always Ranting, Talking Awfully Silly Stuff Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Insults
SMARTIPANTS'Submit Multiple Acronyms Readiy Thanks' I Posted ..... And Now Turned Silent Tony McCoy O'Grady, when someone called SmartiPants asked on the ACRONYMS FORUMS for expansions of DSL, but never posted again.
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
SMELLYSomething Malodorous Exudes.... Lice'll Love You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
SMILESimply Magic, It's Laughter Eliciting. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
SMILESSmiles: Muscles Involved < Living Eternally Scowling! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Emotions
SMINTStrong Mints Indeed, Neverthess Tiny. Edwin Hermann
Food & Drink
SMIRKSuch Mirth Is Really Killing! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
SMITEStriking Makes It Terrifying, Enmity Jan Morgan
Military:War & Terrorism
SMOKERSSo Many On Knife-Edge, Risking Sickness Angela Brett
Drugs:Tobacco
SMOKESCREENSoot Makes Others Keep Eyes Shut - Confused Reaction Ensues. Escape Now! Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
SMTPShove Mail Through Postbox Tony McCoy O'Grady (SMTP usually stands for Simple Mail Transfer Protocol)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
SMURFSqueaky Mouthed Ultramarinecoloured Runtish Fairies TMcCO'G
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
SNAILSalads Need Ambrosia Interspersing Lettuce Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
SNAKESlimy Nipper Abolishing Kissing Everywhere Rico Leffanta
Religion
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
SNAKESSlither Noislessly And Kill, Envenoming Subjects Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
SNAPPLESugar Needs? A Perky Potable Lessens Exigency Robert Anonymous
Food & Drink:Drinks
SNEEZESnotty Nose Effortlessly Energising, Zinging Everywhere. Mary Carr
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
SNELLSports Notably Effective Long Legs Angela Brett, referring to runner Peter Snell (who is supposedly a distant relative of mine)
Names:Famous people
SNICKERSSome Nuts In Chocolate Keep Energy Reserves Stocked TMcCO'G
Food & Drink:Confectionery
SNIFFLESStuffy Nose Initiates Feeling Fatigued, Leaking Excess Snot. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
SNIPERSecreted Neatly In Place, Expert Rifleman Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
Military:War & Terrorism
SNITSans Niceness, Inexplicable Tantrum Angela Brett, when her sister asked if their mother was still 'in a snit' with her.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
People & Relationships
SNITTERSmall Newspaper Item Twit Thought Exceptionally Ribald Tony McCoy O'Grady (Snitter is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'One of the rather unfunny newspaper clippings pinned to an office wall, the humour of which is supposed to derive from the fact that the headline
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
SNOGSquash Noses Or Glasses Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
SNORTINGSudden Nasal Outburst Reacting To Incoming Naughtiness, Generally. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter

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