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Loose apronyms:
Perfect Apronyms OnlyAll Apronyms
ATTORNEYA Trick To Own Resources Never Entitled Yours Rico Leffanta
CHIEF INFORMATION OFFICERCorrupt Hog Is Editing Facts; If Nobody Finds Our Robber, Make Anyone Take It On Nose. Occasional False Findings Increases Constabulary's Evident Resourcefulness. Angela Brett, who tends to immediately think of corrupt police officers when seeing the word 'officer' on unsuccessful searches. (See also WARRANT OFFICER)
COPCorrect Operational Procedure Angela Brett, after hearing a character on a police drama use that phrase.
COPPERCommonly Our Police, Properly Earthly Resource Tony McCoy O'Grady
COPSCrime's Opposers Protect & Serve Tony McCoy O'Grady
COUNSELORCourtroom Officer Usually Negates Someone Else's Legal Opinion Resolutely Sean Lamb
GESTAPOGhastly Excess Shown To A People Overrun. Tony McCoy O'Grady
GESTAPO (2)Germans Employed Sadistic Thugs As Police Officers Tony McCoy O'Grady
GESTAPO (3)Gave Everyone Shivers, Taking Away People Obdurately Patricia Rix
JUDGEJustice Usually Done, Given Equity. Angela Brett
JUDGES (2)Jury Unanimously Decided Guilt; Enter Sentence. Angela Brett
LAWYERLoopholes And Wrangles - You Escape Retribution Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Eric's colleagues looked for a LAWYER to go with DOCTOR.
LAWYER (2)Lopes Away With Your Expensive Retainer Angela Brett
LAWYER (3)Lying Attorneys Win You Extra Rewards. Angela Brett
LAWYER (4)Legal Assistants Waste Your Earned Remuneration Eric Bridgstock
LAWYERSLies And Wanky Yarns Essential. Requires Slyness Edwin Hermann
LAWYERS (2)Litigation About Winning You Election... Recounts Significant. Angela Brett, after the USA elections in 2000.
MAGISTRATESMust Always Give Incarcerative Sentences To Repeatedly Arrested Thieves, Extortionists & Swindlers TMcCO'G
NOTARYNot One To Assign Rights Yet. Sean Lamb
OFFICEROne Fine Fellow Is Courtroom Employed Representative Sean Lamb (I haven't met a member of law enforcement that I didn't get along with yet)
POLICEPatrolling Our Lives In Circus Environment Rico Leffanta
POLICE (2)Persecution Officers Like Intimidating Citizens Excessively Steve Keate
POLICE (3)Pursuit Of Lowlifes Into Criminal Endeavours Angela Brett
POLICE (4)Pigs On Lookout In Cars Everywhere Steve Keate
POLICE (5)Protectors Of Law In Continuous Endeavour Angela Brett
POLICE (6)Patrol Old Ladies Inspecting Casual Escorts Rico Leffanta
POLICE (7)People Organising Litigation Incarcerating Criminals Everywhere Mary Carr
PRIME MINISTERPlease Remember I'm Merely Empowered Mortal, I'm Not Infallible - So Try Empathetic Reactions. Angela Brett
Names:Famous people:Politicians
PRIVATE EYEPerson Researches / Investigates Various Activities That Employer Expects You'll Expose Tony McCoy O'Grady
RCMPRixes Care; McCop Provokes. Rob Rix - Responding to Tony "McCop" O'Grady's explanation for ROYAL CANADIAN MOUNTED POLICE
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
SECURITY MANAGERSeeking Errant Criminals Usually Risks Injury To Yourself - Make A New Assistant Get Endangered Recklessly Tony McCoy O'Grady
SNIPERSecreted Neatly In Place, Expert Rifleman Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:War & Terrorism
SOLICITORSeriously Overpaid Lawyer In Conveyancing Industry - Too Often Roguish Tony McCoy O'Grady
SOLICITOR (2)Sole Objective: List Itemized Charges Including Time On Retainer Rico Leffanta
WARRANT OFFICERWe Are Raiding Rooms And Not Tidying! Oh F*** Fawning If Criminal's Eventually Reprieved. Angela Brett, thinking about an officer with a SEARCH WARRANT rather than an actual warrant officer - but at least this gets it off the unsuccessful searches list, so the search was warranted.