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APRONYMS BY ANGELA BRETT

About Angela Brett

Angela has not had time to update this website recently, because she is also a mathematician by training, programmer by trade, physicist by association and writer by Sunday midnight. She would like to remind people that anyone who submits an acronym to this website may send a short blurb like this one to go on their page of acronyms.


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TELEVISIONSThey Essentially Leave Each Viewer In Stupor... Intelligence Often Not Stimulated. Angela Brett
Entertainment:TV shows
TENThis Exceeds Nine. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
TENTTrampers Erect Neat Tarpaulin Angela Brett
Places
Sports & Recreation
TESTTopical Examination - Scoring Time! Angela Brett, inspired by one of her lecturers calling tests 'opportunities to score.'
Education
THANKSThey Have Announced Nice Kind Sentiments. Angela Brett
People & Relationships
THANKS!This Has Angela Nearly Kissing Steve! Angela Brett, when Steve Wozniak bought her an iBook to replace her lost PowerBook 1400cs (see RANSOM)
Computers
THEThat Hitherto Explained... Angela Brett
Main
THEORYTony's Heir Emulates Oldman's Rowdy Yappings Jeff Anonymous and Angela Brett, theorising on TRICKERTREAT's identity.
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
THERAPYThe 'Healing' Equals Reliving A Painful Youth Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare
THOSEThis Has One Silly Expansion. Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
THREADBARETeddy's Hair's Ragged, Effete And Depleted... Balding After Repeated Embraces. Angela Brett
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric
TICINOThe Italian Canton... If Not Orally Angela Brett (while Italian is the official language of Ticino and is used for written communication, a lot of people there speak Ticinese)
Places:States & Regions
TIPThis Information's Pertinent Angela Brett
Communication
TIPSThey Indicate Potential Savings Angela Brett
Communication
TIPTOPThere Is Pizazz To Our Paraoa Angela Brett (Tiptop is a company which makes bread, and other foods. Paraoa is Maori for bread.)
Commerce:Companies
Food & Drink
TIREThis Is Really Exhausting! Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
TIREDThe Instinct's Rest... Eyelids Droop. Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
TITSThe Infant Thirstily Suckles Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
TOASTTwo On A Standard Toaster Angela Brett
Food & Drink
TOESTen Occupy Everyday Shoes. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
TOMTwin, Often Male Angela Brett (Thomas means 'twin')
Names:First names:Male
TONYNESSThis Once! (Noting Your Nous Earned Several Similarly.) Angela Brett, in response to ANGELANESS.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
TOOTHBRUSHTo Osculate Odourlessly, This Has Been Religiously Used. Scrub Hard! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
TORNTwo Offer; Ruin Night Angela Brett (being torn between two offers can ruin an indecisive person's night)
People & Relationships
TOTODILETrainer Of This Ought Dodge Its Labial Embrace Angela Brett (Totodile is Pokemon #158)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
TOYThis Occupies Youngsters Angela Brett
Entertainment:Toys
TOYOTAThrown Out - You're On The Asphalt Angela Brett
Transport:Car Makes & Models
TRAFFICThe Roads Are Full - Frustration Is Common. Angela Brett
Transport
TRANSITIONTeach Recruits About New Software Incrementally, Try It Out Naturally. Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
TRASHTemporarily Records Are Stored Here Angela Brett, referring to the Trash on the Macintosh
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
TRAVELTourists Roam Around Viewing Exotic Locations. Angela Brett
Sports & Recreation:Travel
TREATYThe Rights Exchanged Are Tested Yearly Angela Brett
Politics
TREEThis Recycles Essential Elements Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
TRENCHERThe Recently Educated (Now Certificated) Hurl 'Eadgear, Rejoicing. Angela Brett, a few weeks before graduating.
Household Objects:Clothing:Academic Regalia
TRIALTricky Reasoning Is Almost Laughable Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
TRIANGULARThis Really Is A Nice Geometric Unit... Lines Are Reduced. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
TRICKERTREATThat's Real Intrigue... Camouflaged Known Expander Rattled The Regulars. Eventually: AHA! Tony! Angela Brett (see AHA and GUILTY)
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
TRIOThree Rolled Into One Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
TROCHOIDTracing Rolling Of Circle Has One Immediately Dizzy! Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
TROGLODYTEThe Result Of Generations Living Or Dying, Yearning To Evolve Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
T-SHIRTThe Slave Had Infusions Ready - Teatime! Angela Brett (T-shirt was T-BAG's T-Caddy, whose duty was to keep her magical powers strong by making endless cups of tea from the leaves of her evil T-Plant.)
Entertainment:TV shows
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
TUAThe Under-Achiever Angela Brett, when boxer David Tua failed to win the title of world heavyweight champion.
Names:Famous people
TUBERCULOSISThe Uneasy Breathing Erodes Resilience, Causing Unhurried Loss Of Strength In Sufferer. Angela Brett, when it was thought that Steve might have tuberculosis.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
TUNATheir Unknown Numbers Abate Angela Brett
Food & Drink
Science:Biology:Animals
TUNASThey're Usually Nice Accompanying Salad Angela Brett
Food & Drink
Science:Biology:Animals
TURDThe Usual Rectal Dirt Angela Brett
Science:Biology
TURNIPThis Unremarkable Root Never Inspires Passion Angela Brett
Food & Drink
TVTime's Valuable! Angela Brett, since TV tends to waste a lot of time.
Entertainment:TV shows
TWENTYThey Won't Even Notice The Year Angela Brett, on her 20th birthday.
Time:Age
TWINETwisted Wiry Inventions Not Everlasting Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric
TWISTThis Will Involve Some Turning. Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
TWITCHThere's Windoze In This Computer... Help! Angela Brett
Computers:Windows
ULMERUnfortunately Lost Medal Ending Race Angela Brett, when Sarah Ulmer just missed out on a bronze medal in an Olympic cycling race, despite being ahead for most of it.
Names:Famous people
Sports & Recreation
UMBRAUsually Makes Blacker Region Appear. Angela Brett
Science:Astronomy
UMPTEENUnspecified Many... Perplexing To Evaluate Exaggerated Number. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
UNIFORMITYUnlikely - Nature Is Full Of Renegade Minds, I Tell You! Angela Brett
People & Relationships
UNINTERESTINGUnderused Neurons Immediately Notice That External Repertoire Excludes Stimulation - This Is Not Good! Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
UNITEUndivided Nation = Individuals Treated Equally Angela Brett
People & Relationships
UNITYUnlovable Neighbour Is Tolerating You! Angela Brett
People & Relationships
UNUSONUnite Nations Using Singing Over Network Angela Brett
Entertainment:Music
URBANUndisputedly, Rural Bumpkins Are Not! Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
Places:Towns & Cities
URINATIONUrgent Relief Is Needed - All Toilets Inhabited... Oh No! Angela Brett
Science:Biology
UROLOGYUncontrolled Release Of Liquid, Often Goes Yellow Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing, 'cause we needed more U's
Science:Biology
UTAHUnlikely To Absorb Hawaii Angela Brett
Places:States & Regions
UTERUSUmbilical Tract Ensures Related Unborn Survives. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
UZIUsually Zapping Israelis Angela Brett
Military:Weapons
VACANCYVisitors Aren't Coming... Ain't No Customers Yet! Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
VACATIONVisit Another Country And Tour Its Oldest Neighbourhoods Angela Brett
Sports & Recreation:Travel
VALENTINEVery Amorous Lovers Enjoy Naughty Things, Including Negligees Etc. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Time:Special Occasions
VALENTINESValue Any Lasting Entwinement, Never Thwart It 'Needing' Extra Sex. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Time:Special Occasions
VANVehicle Accomodates Nine Angela Brett
Transport
VEGANVegetarian Extreme... Greens And Nuts. Angela Brett
Food & Drink
VEGETABLESVitamin-Enriched Greens - Eat Them And Begin Losing Excess Stones. Angela Brett
Food & Drink
VERONICAVicarious Expanders: Remember, Our Niche Is Creative Acronyms. Angela Brett, after somebody who apparently hadn't read the submission guidelines at http://acronyms.co.nz/guidelines.html submitted a common jargon-variety expansion for VERONICA.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
VIAGRAVaginal Interface Aid, Genitalia Rapidly Ascends. Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Drugs
VICTIMVillain Is Cruelly Torturing & Injuring Me. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
VIEWVista In Every Window Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
VINDALOOVolcanic Indian Norm Daunts A Lot Of Others Angela Brett
Food & Drink
VIRGINVagina Is Ready, Girl Is Not. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
VIRUSViolates Information, Ruthlessly Uses Space Angela Brett
Computers
VOCODERVictoria, Or Cellos, Or Deranged? Extensive Range. Angela Brett (they are all Macintalk voices)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
VOCODERSVoice Of Computer's Often Deliberately Extra Robotic Sounding Angela Brett (thinking of the Macintalk voices Votron, Trinoids and Zarvox in particular)
Computers
VODAFONEVoice Or Data Apparently Fry Owners' Neurons Eventually. Angela Brett (Vodafone is a cellphone network)
Commerce:Companies
Communication
VODKAVial Of Dendrite-Killing Alcohol Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
VROOMV8's Roar - Obvious Onomatopoeic Meaning. Angela Brett
Transport
Assorted Nouns:Noises
VROOMSTICKVacuum Roaring Overhead... Occult Magic Starts To Incorporate Contemporary Knowledge. Angela Brett, considering what modern witches might fly around on.
Transport
VULCANODONVery Unsophisticated Lizard, Certainly Ate No Other Dinosaurs. Outstretched Neck. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
VULPIXVery Uncooperative Letter Prevents Impeccable Xpansion Angela Brett (Vulpix is Pokemon #37)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
WAAAAH!Wail Annoyingly And Acquire A Hug Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns:Noises
WAAAH!Wouldn't Allow Angela Any Honours Angela Brett, after Tony took a lot of the honours for first and last acronyms under each letter.
Assorted Nouns:Noises
WAGEWon't Acknowledge Greater Effort Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce
WAGONWe Are Getting On Now. Angela Brett
Transport:Trains
WAIFWhat An Insignificant Figure! Angela Brett
People & Relationships
WAIFSWe Are In Financial Strife Angela Brett
People & Relationships
Commerce:Money
WARWhen America Retaliates Angela Brett, after terrorists crashed commercial jets into the Pentagon and the WORLD TRADE CENTER.
Military:War & Terrorism
WARDENWe All Require Dramatic Exit Now Angela Brett, after being eveacuated from a building due to a fire alarm.
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
WARFAREWe Are Ready For A Rapid Exit Angela Brett
Military:War & Terrorism
WARSWeb Application Retrieving Studies Angela Brett (see DETECTIVE) - If the veterans have been in the wars, why shouldn't the clinical trials be in the WARS too?
Computers:Internet:VA Data Acquisition
WASPWill Anaphylactic Shock Prevail? Angela Brett, thinking again of people who are allergic to wasp stings.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
Science:Biology:Insects
WASPSWith A Sting, Pierce Skin Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Insects
WATCHWrist-Attached Timer Counting Hours Angela Brett and Peter Coxhead
Time
Science:Electronics
Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories
WATERCOLOURWhen A Toxin's Eaten, Rashes Can Occur. Loads Of Unhealthy Radicals. Angela Brett (see GLOSS)
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
WEATHERWet Expectations - A Thunderstorm, Hail, Especially Rain! Angela Brett
Science:Meteorology
WEDDINGSWhen Each Day Dawns, I'm Near Gorgeous Soulmate Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
WEEWet Excretion, Essentially. Angela Brett, after her youngest niece and nephew each managed to wet a bed.
Science:Biology
WEEDWe Enjoy Expanding Dope Angela Brett, after she and Steve acronymised many different names for cannabis
Drugs:Cannabis
WEEKDAYWork Expected, Endlessly Keep Doing Again Yesterday's Angela Brett
Time:Weekdays
WEETBIXWrongfully Executing Enemies... Techniques Being Incredibly Xpert Angela Brett, creating another cereal killer
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:Cereal Killers
WESLEYWas Evangelists' Surname; Ladies Eponymised Young Angela Brett (according to http://babynamer.com, This was the surname of brothers John and Charles Wesley, 18th-century founders of Methodism, a Protestant Christian denomination. It was first used as a given name in their honor during their lifetimes.)
Names:First names:Male
Religion
WHINYWaaah! Help! I Need You! Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
WHITEWedding's Hue Is Terrifically Elegant. Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
WHOREWoman Hiring Out Reproductive Entrance Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
WIFEWedded Individual - Female, Essentially. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Family
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
WINDAWoman Into Non-Dairy Alternatives Angela Brett
Names:You Are What You Eat
WINDYWet, Icky, Not Drinkable... Yuck! Angela Brett, after a gust of wind knocked her iced coffee into her lap.
Food & Drink:Drinks
Science:Meteorology
WINEWill It Never End? Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
WIRELESSWith ITrip Radio Equipment, Listeners Everywhere Start Stations Angela Brett (the iTrip is an FM transmitter for the Apple iPod... by far the best one if you ask me as it gets all the power it needs from the earphone port, yet has just as good range as competing products which require batteries.)
Computers:Generic Hardware
WISEWeirdly Intuitive... Soundly Educated. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
WISHWhat I Should Have Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
WITSWords In Tidy Sequences Angela Brett, anticipating a battle of wits when Gavin was knocked off the bottom of the HALL OF FAME
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
WOLFRAMWent Overboard Looking For Random Automata? Maybe. Angela Brett, referring to Stephen Wolfram and his huge tome 'A New Kind of Science' on cellular automata and similar constructs. I don't think there's really such a thing as going overboard investigating something in science... even if the hypothesis turns out to be completely wrong, somebody has to thoroughly investigate it so that we know it's wrong, and more than likely they'll discover something that is useful in the process. At the very least, absurdly wrong ideas make good material for http://OldScientist.com (if only anyone had time to write for it.)
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
WONDERFULWordsmith O'grady Now Deserves Extra Respect For Unbeatable Letters. Angela Brett, after reading Tony's TOPS AND TAILS.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
WOODWe Observe Our Devotion Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the wood (5th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
WOOLWife's Obedience Obviously Lasting Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the wool (7th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
WORDWe Often Require Dictionaries Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay
WORRIEDWhile Only Reasonably Risky, It's Extremely Distressing. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
WOWWorks Out Wonderfully! Angela Brett, after reading TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
WOZNIAKWithout One Zealous Nerd's Inventions, Apple's Kaput! Angela Brett
Names:Famous people
WREATHWe Remember Everyone, Acclaiming Them Heroes Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Plants
Military:War & Terrorism
WRISTWriting Requires Incredibly Supple Tendons. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
WRITERSWearily Rehashing Ideas 'Til Exasperating Reader's Satisfied. Angela Brett
Art & Literature:Writers
WRITINGWithout Reading Instruction, This Is No Good. Angela Brett
Art & Literature
Communication
WWDC Where We Demonstrate Code Angela Brett (WWDC usually stands for Worldwide Developers Conference -- see http://apple.com/wwdc)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Programming
WWW.ALTSCAPE.COMWe've Written Windows Application (Leaky Though!) Still Coding Apple Product. Eventual Cash Outcome, Maybe! Angela Brett, who is sure they'll get rid of the memory leaks in the final release. :)
Computers:Internet:URLs
XYLITOLXpect You'll Lose Inches Through Overpriced Lollies? Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Condiments
YAHOOYak At Hearts Opponents Online Angela Brett (Hearts is one of the games available at http://games.yahoo.com, you can converse or 'yak' with other players while playing.)
Computers:Games
Computers:Internet
YAHOO.COMYou Are Here: On Online Community Of Millions Angela Brett
Computers:Internet:URLs
YARDSTICKYe Auld Ruler... Do Stop Talking Imperial - Count Kilometres! Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
YESYour Expectation's Satisfied Angela Brett
Communication:Yesses And Noes
YOSEMITESYou Own Some Expensive Macintoshes - It Tortures Envious Souls! Angela Brett - Yosemite was the code name for the blue and white Power Mac G3s.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
Names:Code Names:Apple
YUCK!Your Underarms Could Kill! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Insults
YUM!Your Ultimate Meal Angela Brett
Food & Drink
ZAPDOSZestily Annihilate Pretty Dumb Operating System? Angela Brett, speculatiing that Zapdos (Pokemon #145) wants to destroy MS-DOS.
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
ZUCCHINIZucca Uses Cognomen 'Courgette' Here In Non-Italy Angela Brett
Food & Drink

previous apronyms by Angela Brett