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EMPOWEREnthusiasm & Motivation, Plan, Organize, Work, Evaluate, Refine. Rico Leffanta, as a 'modernisation' of POWER.
People & Relationships:Advice
EMULSIONEach Meal Using Liquid Suspension Isn't Overly Nutritious Tony McCoy O'Grady (see GLOSS)
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
EMULSION (2)Evening Meal's Unusually Luscious - Stir It Often, Naturally Tony McCoy O'Grady, to balance EMULSION
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
ENABLEREver Noticed Addiction, But Let Everything Remain? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs
People & Relationships
ENAMELExpect No Appetising Meals Eating Lacquer Tony McCoy O'Grady (see GLOSS)
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
ENAMEL (2)Everyone Needs A Meal - Eat Liberally Tony McCoy O'Grady, to balance ENAMEL
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
ENCOURAGEMENT (2)Expansions Needed... Come On! Usual Rico / Angela Garbage Eventually Makes Extinct New Thought. Angela Brett, when for a while most of the acronyms contributed were from her or Rico.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ENCRYPTIONEach New Code Requires Your Powers To Interpret Others' Notes. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics
Computers
END ABUSEEnsure Nobody Deals A Blow; Unfairness Saddens Everyone Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Abuse
ENDEARMENTEveryone Needs Devotion Expressed Aloud. Romantic Men Emote Needful Twitterings Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
ENDINGEvery Near-Death Indicates New Genesis Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
END-TO-ENDExtremeties Neatly Dovetailed Together, One Ensures Neat 'Dressing' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
ENDURE TO THE ENDEternal Nature Deems Unusual Righteous Endurance. Today Or Tomorrow's Heavenly Earth Eventually Negotiates Divinity Jan Morgan
Religion
ENDURE TO THE END (2)Every Nurtured Dealings Usually Rely Endlessly Towards Our Truth Healing End. Eternity Never Dies Jan Morgan
Religion
ENEMY AT THE GATESEnemies Never Ending - Military Youth Accurately Targets Those He Executes: German Army That Encircles Stalingrad Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
ENERGY MANAGEMENTEveryone Needs Electricity. Remember, Get Your Machines Audited Now And Get Extra Money Every New Term Angela Brett (if you take notice of what's using more electricity than necessary you can save money on power bills.)
Science:Electronics
ENGINEEmits Noxious Gases Into Noisy Environment Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Parts
ENGINEERINGEdifices Need Great Ingenuity Nowadays. Elegant Erections Require Innate Native Genius Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science
Places:Buildings
ENGLANDEuropeans? Not Generally, Louts Arouse National Dislike Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
ENGLAND (2)Ever Nostalgic, Green Lush Area, Nice Destination Jan Morgan
Places:Countries
ENGLISHEccentricities Numerous... Grammar Learning Is Superlatively Hard. Angela Brett
Science:Linguistics
ENGLISH (2)Essential Near-Global Language Is Superior, Honestly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Linguistics
ENGLISH (3)Email's Now Global - Language Is Surely Hegemonic! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Linguistics
Computers:Internet
ENGLISH (4)Each New Generation's Learning Involves Shakeapeare's Heritage Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays
Science:Linguistics
ENGLISH (7)Everybody Needs Global Language - It Solves Hassles Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Linguistics
ENGLISH (8)Especially Needs Good Learners -- It's Superbly Hard! Jeff Anonymous
Science:Linguistics
ENHANCEExperts Now Have Added Newly Coloured Elements Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
ENHANCING BUSINESS RELATIONSHIPEvery Nerd Hampers After New Computer. If Network Geek's Busy Using Some Incredibly Neat Equipment, She Should Respect Employer, Laughing At Technical Idiocy Only Near Somewhere He Isn't Present. Angela Brett, who is sure she'd be in a consistently better mood if she could use a PowerMac G5 at work.
Computers
People & Relationships:The Workforce
ENIDEncourages Novice In Direction Jan Morgan - someone I knew
Names:First names:Female
ENID BLYTONEvery Nursery Is Delighted - Babies Love Your Tales Of Noddy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Writers
ENIGMAEvery New Iteration Generates More Animosity Sean Lamb (Enigma was the code name for RedHat Linux 7.2)
Computers:Linux
Names:Code Names:Linux
ENOLA GAYExploring Nippon Over Land Awakens Grisly Atomic Yesterdays Rico Leffanta
Military
ENRONEarth's Natural Resources - Or Nothing! Rico Leffanta
Commerce:Companies
ENRON (2)Executives Nefariously Realise Outrageous Net Rico Leffanta
Commerce:Companies
ENRON (3)Executive Neighs Reinforce Official "Nays" Rico Leffanta
Commerce:Companies
ENRON (4)Employees Now Retire On Nothing Rico Leffanta
Commerce:Companies
ENRON MACHINE GUN "E" Nudged Really Ominously Notifies Malfeasance. A Computer Has Insides Not Expected, Generates Unwanted Noise. Jeff Anonymous, referring to the dark side of his desktop computer (the sound card was misrepresented and there is some odd fan noise) and the fact that Dell and the defunct energy company Enron share the "crooked E" logo. Suffice to say that his eyes have looked towards Apple for the next upgrade cycle.
Computers:Generic Hardware
ENTEat No Trees! Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
ENT (2)Enormous Noble Tree Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
ENTEIElusive, Not Trappable Every Instance Dundee (Entei is Pokemon #247 - one of the three legendary beasts which is very difficult to capture)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
ENTERPRISEExploring New Territories / Extremely Remote Planets & Regions Is Starships Errand Bones McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:TV shows
ENVIRONMENTAL AWARENESSEarth's Natural Vistas Indeed Require Our Nursing. Make Everyone Notice The Amazing Landscapes And Wetlands, And Recycle Everything, Not Extravagantly Scrapping Scraps. Angela Brett
Science:Environment
EOSEclipse Or Sunrise Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
EPHEMERALEverything Passes Hurriedly, Especially Mayflies - Earth's Rotation's A Lifetime. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
EPHEMERAL (2)Earth's Pirouette Has Especially Morbid Effect, Restricting A Life. Angela Brett
Science:Biology
EPHESIANSEdited Pauline Handiwork Explains Spiritual Intentionality. All Need Salvation. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
EPICENTERExpanding Peacefully Into Community, Engaging Neighbours To Enrich Religiouslife Tony
Religion:Men's Ministry
EPIMEDIUMEnhances Potency In Males - Extends 'Duration' In Underperforming Men Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
EPIPHANYExternal Presentation - It Possibly Happened Around New Year Tony McCoy O'Grady - The Christian celebration of "The Epiphany" recalls the visit of 'The Magi' to the new-born Saviour - His first presentaiton to non-Jewish people, it is celebrated on January 6th
Religion
Time:Special Occasions
EPISTLEEveryday Post Is Slow! This Letter's Electronic. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Internet
EPONAEquestrians Plopped On Nags Abnegate Rico Leffanta
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
EPSOM SALT (2)Extremities Painful? Soaking Of Members Slowly Allays Lingering Tension Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry
Drugs
EPSOM SALT (3)Everyone Please Stay Off My Salted, Aching, Little Toe Charlie
Drugs
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
EPSONEvil Printer Supplier Overcharges Needlessly Jeff Anonymous (in reference to Epson's practice of gouging on inkjet cartridges)
Commerce:Companies
Computers:Generic Hardware
EQUALEnigmatic Question Upsetting Answers Levelled Rico Leffanta
Assorted Adjectives
EQUESTRIANEven Queen - Uh - Elizabeth Strives To Ride Irascible Anne's Nags Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
EQUESTRIAN (2)Evidently, Queers Understand Equines Superbly... They're Riding In Australia Now. Angela Brett, because it seems that most members of the New Zealand equestrian team in the Sydney olympics are homosexual.
Sports & Recreation
EQUIVOCALEmpirical Queen Uttering Indecent Virginal Orchestrations Climaxing Amoral Love Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
ERASEvents Rise And Shine Rico Leffanta
Time
ERICExact Retribution In Coinage Tony McCoy O'Grady (Crossworders will know that an 'eric' was a fine payable by a murderer to the family of the victim)
People & Relationships:Law & Order
ERIC (2)Expansions Result In Chuckles Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
ERIC (3)Eats Ripple Ice-Cream Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:You Are What You Eat
ERICAExpects Romance Is Coming Afterward Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
ERIEErie Railroad Is Extinct Sean Lamb (the Erie Railroad, chartered in 1832, ran between New York City and Buffalo (on Lake Erie) until it was merged into the Erie Lackawanna in the 1950s and later Conrail, which has now been split between CSX and Norfolk Southern)
Transport:Trains
ERIKEnchanting Rich Individual's Karma Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
ERISEarthlings Relish Interrupted Seasons! Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
ERNEST HEMINGWAYEspousing Rugged Nature (Eventually Suicided Though) He Epitomised Manliness In Novelists, Generally Wrote About Yanks Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Writers
ERNIEEverybody Regularly Needs Income Enhancement Tony McCoy O'Grady. - ERNIE is the name of the computer which picks (picked?) winning Prize Bonds in the UK. it stood for Electronic Random Number Indicator Equipment
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Commerce:Money
EROGENOUS ZONESEasement Recognition Of Generic Erections Navigating Obstacles Usually Surrounding Zucchini Outlets Needing Extra Stuffing Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Body Parts
!ERROR! ?MESSAGE?Evaluation Required! Read Old Recondite Manuals! Exhaust Sentience Spirit! !Apathy! !Generally! !Ensues! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Computers
ERUDITEExtensive Reading Usually Develops Intellectual Talent Effectively. Roger Williams
Education
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
ESACEnd Statement After 'Case' Angela Brett -- in a bash script, to end a case block you use 'esac', to end an 'if' you use 'fi' and to end a 'do' you use... 'done'. Nobody ever called bash intuitive. ;^)
Computers:Programming
ESCAPEExtreme Situations Catapult Anxious Permanent Exits Ian Rywalt (I've contributed a couple of other apronyms a long time ago). The first two letters were easy to imagine, the rest was sculpted from the dictionary and thesaurus, with an intent to force a suitable exit strategy. The apronym could alternatively be written as "Extreme Situation Catapults Anxious Permanent Exit", but I like the plural form better.
People & Relationships:Disaster
ESCAPISMEveryone Should Create A Paradise Inside Stultified Mind TMcCO'G
People & Relationships
ESCARGOTEscaping Snail Craps And Regurgitates Garlic On Throat Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
ESCHEREscher Sketches Cunningly Harness Expressive Recursion omnicronos (Note the deliberate recursion :-)
Names:Famous people
Art & Literature
ESCOFFIEREspecially Successful Chef Offered French Food In European Restaurants Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Chefs
ESOPHAGUSExhaust So Offal Passes Heart And Goes Under Scrotum Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Body Parts
ESPNEighty Seminole Points - Nil. Angela Brett, in response to this request on the Apronyms Forums: We have a game coming up with our rival school, the Florida Gators. We are the Florida State Seminoles. and we want an Acronym for ESPN with something clever about us winning. If anyone could help that would be great.
Sports & Recreation:Florida State Seminoles
ESPN (2)Extraordinary Sports People, Natives Angela Brett, in response to this request on the Apronyms Forums: We have a game coming up with our rival school, the Florida Gators. We are the Florida State Seminoles. and we want an Acronym for ESPN with something clever about us winning. If anyone could help that would be great.
Sports & Recreation:Florida State Seminoles
ESPN (4)Energetic Sports Played Nastily Tony (see ESPN)
Sports & Recreation:Florida State Seminoles
ESPN (5)Expect Some Personal Naughtiness Tony (see ESPN)
Sports & Recreation:Florida State Seminoles
ESSEXEnglish Slags Selling Erotic 'Xperiences TMcCO'G - "Essex Girl" is a wellknown expression in England.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
ESS-OH-ESSEncoded Scream Starts Off Harbourmaster's/Hero's Emergency Safety Strategy Angela Brett (see DOTDOTDOTDASHDASHDASHDOTDOTDOT)
People & Relationships:Disaster
ESTHEREvidently She Treated Her Existence Religiously Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
ESTIMATIONExperience Sole Teacher In Murky Art, There Is Often None. Angela Brett, after somebody at work said that estimation is a black art and the only way you can get better at it is with experience.
Assorted Nouns
ESTONIAEventually Soviets Thrown Out, National Independence Attained. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
ET CETERAEchoing Thoughts Create Endless, Termless Expressions, Repeating Aimlessly Melanie Merswolke
Main
ETERNALEverlasting Truth, Eternally Right, Nuptials Always Lasting Jan Morgan
Time
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
ETHIOPIAEnduring The Heat Is Onerous, Poverty Is Apparent. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
ETHNICITYEven Though Human Nature's In Common, Ideologies Throw You Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
EUCLID'E's Unclear... Can Lines Intersect Dually? Angela Brett, because Euclid's first postulate saying that a straight line can be drawn from any point to any point does not explicitly say that the line is unique.
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
EUDORAEmail Utility Demonstrates Over Reaching Achievement Gavin Lambert, who really likes it - most of the time!
Computers:Internet
EUDORA (2)Eponym's Unpronounceable. Dummies Only Rarely Accurate. Sean Lamb (who has heard too many users say "Endora" when they really mean "Eudora")
Computers:Internet
EUGENEExemplary Unique Gentleman, Encourages Negotiations Energetically Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
EULAExtremely Unappealing License Agreement EULA = End User License Agreement (Microsoft)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
EUNUCHEugenics Urges Neuter Up Choral Heights Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
Entertainment:Music
EUREKA!Epiphanic Understanding Reached - Exclaim Knowledge Aloud! Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
EUROPEEncompasses Unique Regions, Own Purposes Emphasized Jan Morgan
Places
EUROPEAN SPACE AGENCYExalted University Researchers Orgainsed Project Emulating American (NASA) Space Programme - Albeit Cannot Expend Asmuch Gelt Each New Calendar Year Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy
EUTOCIUSEssentially Updated The Others' Calculations - Inscribed Unoriginal Summaries. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
EVA GABOREternal Virgin Always Going Around Breasting Other Romantics Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
EVANGELISTExpounds (Vehemently) A New Gospel, Explaining Life In Sacred Terms Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Religious Occupations
EVANGELIST (2)Evil Villains, Admit Now: God Eternal Loves Incinerating Sinning Traitors/Terrorists/Trekkies/Tombrobbers/Townsfolk/Turtlepoachers/Thieves Jeff Anonymous, adding: something a mad Johnathan Edwards-like evangelist might say
Religion:Religious Occupations
EVERY GIRL IN JERSEYEven Virgins Envisage Raw Young Girls In Routine Life In New Jersey Enjoying Rough Sex Every Year Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
EVERY WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGEEvery Victorious Effort Reveals Your Worth! One Really Difficult Interpretation Names Thee Hero! Eventually Even Nonsensical Gibberish Leaves Insiders Shouting "Hurray!" Lastly, Acronym Neurosis Grows Unchecked, Aggravating General Excitability Patricia Rix
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
EVERY WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE (2)Extremely Valiant Effort - Regularly You Work On Reliable Dictionary; Incredibly, No Thesaurus Has Every Existing Nuance! Go Looking In Sundry Hackneyed Lexicons And Now Generate Universal Acronyms & Great Expansions Tony McCoy O'Grady and Patricia Rix
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
EVIDENCEEvidence Vindicates Indictment. Defenders Explain Nothing 'Cept Embarrassment. Sean Lamb
People & Relationships:Law & Order
EVIL DEAD THREEExtremely Vapid, Incredibly Ludicrous, Decidedly Eccentric, Absurd, Deriding-Type Horror's Really Easily Enjoyed Inev
Entertainment:Movies
EVOLUTIONEvery Viable Organism Lives Under The Influence Of Nature Angela Brett, who isn't sure just how much sense this one makes but it flows well.
Science:Biology
EVOLVEDEvolving View On Life Verily Excited Darwin Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
EXAMPLEEdifying Xplanation Always Makes People Learn Earlier Patricia Rix
Education
EXAMSEvery "X" Attenuates My Score. Timothy Chambers
Education
EXCALIBUREminent Xemplary Claymore, Arthur Lifted It, But Ultimately Returned Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
EXCEPT THAT ONE!Explicit Xclusion Communicated Excitedly: Pressing That Toggle Has Adverse Thrust. One Never Engages! Gavin Lambert, when Angela reminded him to expand anything in capitals -- his email signature is 'Press any key - EXCEPT THAT ONE!!!'
Computers
EXERCISEEnergetic Xertions Erase Rounded Curves, Instead Substituting Emaciation Patricia Rix
Sports & Recreation
EXPENSE CONTROLEver Xpanding Purchasing Ensures No Savings Exist. Can One Not Try Regulating Outgoing Lolly? TMcCO'G
Commerce
EXPENSE MANAGEMENTEvery Xebec Put Elsewhere Needs Some Explicit Meaning And Necessity. Accountants Gain Extra Money Eliminating Needless Tarriffs. Angela Brett
Commerce
EXPOSEExtricates Xerox PARC's Overlapping Screen Elements Paul Marshall (an allusion to the MacOSX 10.3 feature)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
EXPULSIONExcited Xenophobic Pressures Usually Lead Surreptitious Illegal Overstayers Nowhere Leo Boyes
People & Relationships
EYEEspy Your Enemies Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
EYRYEagle Young's Restroom Yesterday Rico Leffanta
Places
EZEKIELExtremely Zealous Ecstatic Keenly Inveighs Exile Loudly. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
EZRAExiled Zion Returns Again Eric Bridgstock
Religion:Bible books

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