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| ESCAPE | Extreme Situations Catapult Anxious Permanent Exits | Ian Rywalt (I've contributed a couple of other apronyms a long time ago). The first two letters were easy to imagine, the rest was sculpted from the dictionary and thesaurus, with an intent to force a suitable exit strategy. The apronym could alternatively be written as "Extreme Situation Catapults Anxious Permanent Exit", but I like the plural form better. People & Relationships:Disaster | 
| FEMALE (2) | From Eden; Makes Adam Largely Excited | Ian Rywalt Religion People & Relationships:Genderalisations | 
| VACUUM | Vortex Assaults Carpet, Uplifting Unsightly Matter | Ian Rywalt Household Objects:Appliances |