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G4Grasping 4 Hyper Unit
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
GAGurgling Annoyance Jeff Anonymous (in reference to the baby noise)
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
GABGrumble, Argue, Bicker Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Talking
GAB (2)Garrulous Annoying Blether Angela Brett
Communication:Talking
GAB (3)Great At Babbling Jan Morgan
Communication:Talking
GABBLEGarbage Articulated, 'Blah Blah...' Lacking Eloquence. Angela Brett, not long before checking her email and discovering she'd been beaten to first G acronym by Tony's GAB.
Communication:Talking
GABBYGirl Always Babbling By You Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
GADGETGot Ample Dough? Get Electronic Toys. Angela Brett
Science:Electronics
GAGGovernment Approved Giggle Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
GAILGirl Always In Love Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
GALATIANSGazing Astrologers Listened, Awed, To Itinerant Apostle. Now Saved. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
GALLEONSGreat Armada Lost Lives Entering One Nasty Storm Tony McCoy O'Grady (The Spanish Armada was defeated as much by the weather as by the British Navy)
Transport
History
GAMGreen And Mauve Angela Brett ('gam' is the collective noun for weasels, and the story which the h2g2 researchers are writing at http://www.h2g2.com/A255007 is plagued with mauve and sometimes green weasels.)
Art & Literature
GAMBLEGain A Million By Losing Empire Angela Brett
Entertainment
GAMBLE (2)Get Additional Money But Lose Everyone Angela Brett
Entertainment
GAMBLINGGaming And Much Bet Laying - Income Newly Generated Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment
GAMEGenerally About Mass Entertainment Gavin Lambert, thinking mainly about sports games and the like rather than board games, but you could extend the parallel...
Sports & Recreation
Entertainment:Games
GAME (2)Great Adventures, Mesmerizes Evening Jan Morgan
Entertainment:Games
GAME (3)Gives Amusement, Makes Entertainment Jan Morgan
Entertainment:Games
GAMERGathers Around Machines - Evading Reality Tony McCoy O'Gameboy
Computers:Games
GAMMAGreek Authors Mastered Minimalist Alphabet Tony McCoy O'Grady, commenting that there are only 24 characters in the Greek alphabet
Science:Linguistics
GAMUTSGirls Appraise Men Under The Sheets Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
GANDALFGreat Advisor Negates Death And Looses Fireworks Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
GANDALF THE GREYGrappled And Nearly Died After Long Fall - Though He's Evidently Gotta Return (Even Younger?) Tony McFrodo O'Baggins
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
GANDERGiving A Nudge Dames Excitedly Reject Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
GANTGuess About Nebulous Timescales Jonathan Staniford (see GANTT)
Time
GANTTGraph Allocating Necessary Tasks & Timescales Angela Brett, after a workmate mistakenly referred to a Gantt chart as a 'GANT'. The Gantt chart is named after Charles Gantt, and is not an acronym.
Time
GANTT (2)Generally Always Need Triple Time Angela Brett (see GANTT)
Time
GANTT (3)Guesstimates Almost Never The Truth Angela Brett
Time
GANTT (4)Generate Arbitrary Net Total Time Jonathan Staniford
Time
GANTT (5)Generous Approximations, No Tiny Target Angela Brett
Time
GANTT (6)Generating Appropriate Notation Takes Time Angela Brett
Time
GANZGlossary: "All", Not Zero Grace Francis
Science:Linguistics:German Words
GAOLGirls Are Only Lads Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Places:Buildings
GAPGear's Awfully Pricey Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
GAP (2)Greatly Annoys Parents Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
GAP (3)Get-Across Problem? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
GARAGE (2)Greasy And Rude Adolescents Guaranteed Employment! Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
Places:Buildings
GARBAGE MOUTHGarrulous And Rude & Brutally Aggressive Guy. Every Moment One Utters "Toilet Humour" Toilet Mouth O'Grady
Communication:Talking
GARDENGives All, Rainbow Delights, Entreats Natives Jan Morgan
Places
GARDEN LIGHTSGenerating A Remarkable Display Every Night - Lamps Illuminate Grower's Horticulural Trophy Specimens Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Plants
Household Objects
GARDEN OF EDENGobbling Apple Revealed Dear Eve's Nakedness... One Figleaf Enhanced Decency Enough? No! Angela Brett
Places
Religion
GARDEN OF EDEN (2)Gained A Rich Domain, Evil Negotiates Offense, Failed Experimental Decree Exiles Newlyweds Jan Morgan
Places
Religion
GARDENSGrass And Rosebeds Delight Everybody's Natural Senses TMcCO'G
Places
Science:Biology:Plants
GARFIELDGifted (Albeit Rotund) Feline, I Eat Lasagne Daily TMcCO'G
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
Names:Pet Names
GARFIELD (2)Gets Around Really Fast If Espying Lasagne Dish Angela Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
Names:Pet Names
GARLANDGreen And Red Leaves Are Nicely Decorative Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Plants
GARLICGarnish - A Renowned Love Inhibiting Condiment Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
GARLIC (2)Good At Repulsing Lovers, If Chewed. Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
GARMENTSGirls Adorn Runways, Modelling Elegant New Tweed Suits Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
GARRETTGaelic - Attention Riveted Regarding Everything That's There Angela Brett (the name Garrett comes from Gaelic and means 'To Watch')
Names:First names:Male
GARRULOUSGabbing About Random Rubbish, Usually Lots Of Useless Subjects Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
GARYGuy's Always Reinterrogating You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
GARY (2)Gets Alcohol Replenished Yonder Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Male
GASGenerally Asphyxiating Substance Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry
GASBAGGroan... Another Speech By Al Gore. Angela Brett
Politics
GASBAG (2)Get A Second Book Absolutely Gratis Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
GAS PEDALGains Automotive Speed. Probably Encourages Driving At Limit. Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Parts
GATANISM (2)Gleaning Apple's Trade, And Nerdishly Idolising Satanic Master Angela Brett
Computers:Windows
GATEGrants Access To Everyone Angela Brett
Places
GATE (2)Gives Abode Territorial Entrance Jan Morgan
Assorted Nouns
GAUDYGarish And Unusually Decadent - Yuck! Melanie Merswolke
Assorted Adjectives
GAUSSGot Answers Using Simultaneous Solutions Angela Brett, thinking of Gaussian elimination, a way of solving simultaneous equations. I didn't feel like acronymising the whole thing!
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
GAUSS (2)Great Arithmetic Used Solving Systems Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
GAUSS (3)Geometry's An Unexpectedly Strange Subject. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
GAVINGood At Very Interesting 'Nyms Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
GAVIN LAMBERTGenerating Acronyms, Velocity Irregular. Natural Laziness Assumed; Maybe Boredom Enhances 'Ronymising Tendencies? Gavin Lambert (since I felt it was about time I "ronymised" my own name) :)
Names:Acronymists
GAWAINGrail Adventurer, Was Arthur's Ideal Nephew. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
GAY Got Aids Yet? mark a.k.a. (dad)
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
Science:Biology:Healthcare
GAY MENGot Anagram? Yes, Mangey (Erroneous Naming)! Robert Anonymous
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
GAYSGenes Alter Your Sexuality? Angela Brett
Science:Biology
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
GAYS (2)Gender Aside, You're Sexy! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
GEAR DOWNGenerally, Entering A Recession, Dispose Of Workforces Now Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce
GEEKGathers Esoteric, Encyclopaedic Knowledge Angela Brett
Computers
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
GEEK (2)Greatly Enjoys Enhancing Kernels Angela Brett and Steve Keate
Computers
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
GEEK (3)Great Education Enhances Knowledge Apronymous Anonymous
Education
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
GEEKS (2)Generally Exhibit Exceptional Keyboard Skills Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers
People & Relationships
GEEKS (3)God's Electronic - Every Kilobyte's Sacred Angela Brett
Computers
Religion
People & Relationships
GEEKYGo Electronic - Everyone Knows You Angela Brett
Computers
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
GEEKY (2)Generally Everything Elicits Keyboard Yearnings Angela Brett
Computers
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
GEEKY (3)Gigabit/ Exabit Ethernet Kindling Yottabytes Angela Brett
Computers
GEEKY ACRONYMS (2)Gotos Evil, Everybody Knows. You Always Can Rely On (Names You've Mangled) Subroutines Angela Brett, thinking of abbreviated function names.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Computers:Programming
GEMINIGypsies Earn Money In Nonsense Industry Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Astrology
GEMINI (2)Gets Endeavors Mixed In Neurotic Indecisiveness Jan Morgan
Religion:Astrology
GENEALOGYGenerations Evoke New Excitement And Love Of Genealogy Yearnings Jan Morgan - Genealogy is the study of our heritage and finding our ancestors
People & Relationships:Family
GENERALGenerally Evinces Nothing Exceptional - Rarely A Livewire Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Ranks
GENERAL CONFERENCEGives Extraordinary Navigation, Exceptional Resolve Acknowledged, Listening Covers Our Needs For Eternity, Reports Effect Noteworthy Concerns, Endeavors Jan Morgan -- world wide meeting of LDS church that delivers counsel to its members
Religion
Time:Special Occasions
GENERICGeneralised Extremely, Not Explicit... Really Inspecific Codswallop. Angela Brett, when Bern complained that her HERNIA was too generic. See also: INSPECIFIC
Assorted Adjectives
GENESISGenerating Everything, Nothing Excepted, Seventh Is Sabbath. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
GENESIS (2)God's Early News: Existence Started In Seven Roger Williams
Religion:Bible books
GENETIC ALGORITHMGuesser Employing Nature's Evolutionary 'Tactics' In Creating A Likely Group Of Resolutions. Increase That Heuristic Measurement! Angela Brett
Science
Computers:Programming
GENETIC ENGINEERINGGodlike Experimenters Now Ensure That It Couldn't Evolve Naturally, Given Its Not Especially Effective Reproduction Inhibiting New Generations. Angela Brett, as genetically engineered plants are sometimes made sterile in order to prevent the crops from spreading and/or increase profits for the companies which sell the seeds. This also ensures that the variety could never have evolved naturally, since anything which can't reproduce is a sitting duck (so to speak) for natural selection.
Science:Biology
GENGARGrimy Even Nauseating Ghoul Also Repulsive. Nevica the MAN. (Gengar is a purple, ugly, ghost pokemon #94)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
GENTSGreat Emergency - Need To Sh*t Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
GENUISGeeks Enabling Nottingham University's Information Systems Tony McCoy O'Grady (see UNITS)
Education:University of Nottingham School of Community Health Sciences IT Subgroup
GEOFFREY CHAUCERGreatness Endures, Oh Founding Father! Really! Evidently Your 'Canterbury' Had A Unique Creative-English Role Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Writers
GEOLOGYGeology Encapsulates One's Learning Of Gneiss Yields Sean Lamb
Science:Geology
GEOMETRYGolly, Elementary Orthogonal Matrices Excite These Randy Youths. Angela Brett, during a boring first-year algebra lecture.
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
Education:Slow Teaching
GEOMETRY (2)Go Euclid! One Man's Elementary Text Remained Years! Angela Brett (parts of Euclid's 'Elements' were used as a standard textbook for around 2250 years.)
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
GEOMETRY (3)Greek Earth Observers Measured Everything, Trusting Real Yardsticks. Angela Brett, since geometry began with people actually measuring land and wasn't at all like the abstract science it is today.
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
GEORGEGentleman, Eating Out, Rarely Gets Eel. Patricia Rix, describing her husband
Names:Acronymists
GEORGE (2)Gave Existence Onto Rix Generations, Evidently Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
GEORGE (3)Gives Entertaining Osmonds Rare Gifts, Emerged Jan Morgan, referring to George Osmond.
Names:Famous people
GEORGE BUSHGetting Elected On Recount, George's Eldest Boy Ultimately Succeeded Him Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Famous people:Politicians
GEORGE PAGEGets Entangled Organizing Right Guy's Espousal - Patiently Accepts Girl's Elopement Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Merry Wives of Windsor
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Merry Wives of Windsor
GEORGE WASHINGTON (2)George Eventually Overthrew "Royal George". Everyone Wanted A Similar Hierarchy In National Government. "That's Over! Nevermore!" Roger Williams -- George Washington was highly instrumental in the success of the American Revolution. After victory, he was hailed as 'King George' and refused the title.
Names:Famous people:Politicians
History
GEORGE W BUSHGot Every Opportunity Republican Governor Ever Wanted - But United States Harmed Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
GEORGE W. BUSHGet Elected Or Remain Governor Even When Beaten Under Some Hedges Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people:Politicians
GEORGE W BUSH (2)Got Every Opportunity Republican Gilt Ever Worked - But Unusually Stupid Human Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
GEORGE W. BUSH (2)Gets Evil Offensive Ruler, Genuine Empathy, Warmth, Best Underdog Succeeds Honors Jan Morgan
Names:Famous people:Politicians
GEORGE W BUSH (3)Gives Every Opportunity Republican Grafters Ever Want By Utilizing State Hubris Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
GEORGE W BUSH (4)"Good Egg", Or Really Gifted, Excellent World-Beater? Unimpressive, Say Hecklers Chris Kjelgaard. Alternative endings could be "Usually Seems Harmless", "Unusually Strong Head", or "Unfathomable, Says Humanity", etc.
Names:Famous people:Politicians
GEORGIAGradually Eased Off Russia's Grip Into Autonomy. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
GEORGIA (2)Gin Eli Original, Rural Gifts In Area Jan Morgan - Cotton gin was invented by eli whitney, Gifts = crops of cotton for clothes etc and peanuts for peanut butter etc.
Places:States & Regions
GERADEGenuine Expression Reaffirming Apparent Dubious Exactness Grace Francis
Science:Linguistics:German Words
GERAINTGentle Errant Romantic, Arthurian Individual, Noble Traveller Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
GERALDGets Enchanted, Reading A Little Drama Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
GERMANYGreeted Eventual Reunification Magnificently After Numerous Years. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
GERTRUDEGenerates Enmity Realizing The Rogue Uncle's Despotic Ends Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Hamlet, Prince Of Denmark
GESTALTGenerality Exceeds (Somehow) The Analytically Logical Total Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science

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