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| G4 | Grasping 4 | Hyper Unit Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware | 
| GA | Gurgling Annoyance | Jeff Anonymous (in reference to the baby noise) Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words | 
| GAB | Grumble, Argue, Bicker | Tony McCoy O'Grady Communication:Talking | 
| GAB (2) | Garrulous Annoying Blether | Angela Brett Communication:Talking | 
| GAB (3) | Great At Babbling | Jan Morgan Communication:Talking | 
| GABBLE | Garbage Articulated, 'Blah Blah...' Lacking Eloquence. | Angela Brett, not long before checking her email and discovering she'd been beaten to first G acronym by Tony's GAB. Communication:Talking | 
| GABBY | Girl Always Babbling By You | Rico Leffanta Names:First names:Female | 
| GADGET | Got Ample Dough? Get Electronic Toys. | Angela Brett Science:Electronics | 
| GAG | Government Approved Giggle | Tony McCoy O'Grady Laughter | 
| GAIL | Girl Always In Love | Rico Leffanta Names:First names:Female | 
| GALATIANS | Gazing Astrologers Listened, Awed, To Itinerant Apostle. Now Saved. | Sue Johnson Religion:Bible books | 
| GALLEONS | Great Armada Lost Lives Entering One Nasty Storm | Tony McCoy O'Grady (The Spanish Armada was defeated as much by the weather as by the British Navy) Transport History | 
| GAM | Green And Mauve | Angela Brett ('gam' is the collective noun for weasels, and the story which the h2g2 researchers are writing at http://www.h2g2.com/A255007 is plagued with mauve and sometimes green weasels.) Art & Literature | 
| GAMBLE | Gain A Million By Losing Empire | Angela Brett Entertainment | 
| GAMBLE (2) | Get Additional Money But Lose Everyone | Angela Brett Entertainment | 
| GAMBLING | Gaming And Much Bet Laying - Income Newly Generated | Tony McCoy O'Grady Entertainment | 
| GAME | Generally About Mass Entertainment | Gavin Lambert, thinking mainly about sports games and the like rather than board games, but you could extend the parallel... Sports & Recreation Entertainment:Games | 
| GAME (2) | Great Adventures, Mesmerizes Evening | Jan Morgan Entertainment:Games | 
| GAME (3) | Gives Amusement, Makes Entertainment | Jan Morgan Entertainment:Games | 
| GAMER | Gathers Around Machines - Evading Reality | Tony McCoy O'Gameboy Computers:Games | 
| GAMMA | Greek Authors Mastered Minimalist Alphabet | Tony McCoy O'Grady, commenting that there are only 24 characters in the Greek alphabet Science:Linguistics | 
| GAMUTS | Girls Appraise Men Under The Sheets | Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Love & Lust | 
| GANDALF | Great Advisor Negates Death And Looses Fireworks | Patricia Rix Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings | 
| GANDALF THE GREY | Grappled And Nearly Died After Long Fall - Though He's Evidently Gotta Return (Even Younger?) | Tony McFrodo O'Baggins Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings | 
| GANDER | Giving A Nudge Dames Excitedly Reject | Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Love & Lust | 
| GANT | Guess About Nebulous Timescales | Jonathan Staniford (see GANTT) Time | 
| GANTT | Graph Allocating Necessary Tasks & Timescales | Angela Brett, after a workmate mistakenly referred to a Gantt chart as a 'GANT'. The Gantt chart is named after Charles Gantt, and is not an acronym. Time | 
| GANTT (2) | Generally Always Need Triple Time | Angela Brett (see GANTT) Time | 
| GANTT (3) | Guesstimates Almost Never The Truth | Angela Brett Time | 
| GANTT (4) | Generate Arbitrary Net Total Time | Jonathan Staniford Time | 
| GANTT (5) | Generous Approximations, No Tiny Target | Angela Brett Time | 
| GANTT (6) | Generating Appropriate Notation Takes Time | Angela Brett Time | 
| GANZ | Glossary: "All", Not Zero | Grace Francis Science:Linguistics:German Words | 
| GAOL | Girls Are Only Lads | Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Law & Order Places:Buildings | 
| GAP | Gear's Awfully Pricey | Tony McCoy O'Grady Household Objects:Clothing | 
| GAP (2) | Greatly Annoys Parents | Tony McCoy O'Grady Household Objects:Clothing | 
| GAP (3) | Get-Across Problem? | Tony McCoy O'Grady Assorted Nouns | 
| GARAGE (2) | Greasy And Rude Adolescents Guaranteed Employment! | Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations Places:Buildings | 
| GARBAGE MOUTH | Garrulous And Rude & Brutally Aggressive Guy. Every Moment One Utters "Toilet Humour" | Toilet Mouth O'Grady Communication:Talking | 
| GARDEN | Gives All, Rainbow Delights, Entreats Natives | Jan Morgan Places | 
| GARDEN LIGHTS | Generating A Remarkable Display Every Night - Lamps Illuminate Grower's Horticulural Trophy Specimens | Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Biology:Plants Household Objects | 
| GARDEN OF EDEN | Gobbling Apple Revealed Dear Eve's Nakedness... One Figleaf Enhanced Decency Enough? No! | Angela Brett Places Religion | 
| GARDEN OF EDEN (2) | Gained A Rich Domain, Evil Negotiates Offense, Failed Experimental Decree Exiles Newlyweds | Jan Morgan Places Religion | 
| GARDENS | Grass And Rosebeds Delight Everybody's Natural Senses | TMcCO'G Places Science:Biology:Plants | 
| GARFIELD | Gifted (Albeit Rotund) Feline, I Eat Lasagne Daily | TMcCO'G Art & Literature:Fictional Characters Names:Pet Names | 
| GARFIELD (2) | Gets Around Really Fast If Espying Lasagne Dish | Angela Brett Art & Literature:Fictional Characters Names:Pet Names | 
| GARLAND | Green And Red Leaves Are Nicely Decorative | Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Biology:Plants | 
| GARLIC | Garnish - A Renowned Love Inhibiting Condiment | Tony McCoy O'Grady Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs | 
| GARLIC (2) | Good At Repulsing Lovers, If Chewed. | Tony Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs | 
| GARMENTS | Girls Adorn Runways, Modelling Elegant New Tweed Suits | Tony McCoy O'Grady Household Objects:Clothing | 
| GARRETT | Gaelic - Attention Riveted Regarding Everything That's There | Angela Brett (the name Garrett comes from Gaelic and means 'To Watch') Names:First names:Male | 
| GARRULOUS | Gabbing About Random Rubbish, Usually Lots Of Useless Subjects | Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Personality Traits | 
| GARY | Guy's Always Reinterrogating You | Tony McCoy O'Grady Names:First names:Male | 
| GARY (2) | Gets Alcohol Replenished Yonder | Jan Morgan - someone I know Names:First names:Male | 
| GAS | Generally Asphyxiating Substance | Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Chemistry | 
| GASBAG | Groan... Another Speech By Al Gore. | Angela Brett Politics | 
| GASBAG (2) | Get A Second Book Absolutely Gratis | Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF) Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans | 
| GAS PEDAL | Gains Automotive Speed. Probably Encourages Driving At Limit. | Eric Bridgstock Transport:Car Parts | 
| GATANISM (2) | Gleaning Apple's Trade, And Nerdishly Idolising Satanic Master | Angela Brett Computers:Windows | 
| GATE | Grants Access To Everyone | Angela Brett Places | 
| GATE (2) | Gives Abode Territorial Entrance | Jan Morgan Assorted Nouns | 
| GAUDY | Garish And Unusually Decadent - Yuck! | Melanie Merswolke Assorted Adjectives | 
| GAUSS | Got Answers Using Simultaneous Solutions | Angela Brett, thinking of Gaussian elimination, a way of solving simultaneous equations. I didn't feel like acronymising the whole thing! Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians | 
| GAUSS (2) | Great Arithmetic Used Solving Systems | Angela Brett Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians | 
| GAUSS (3) | Geometry's An Unexpectedly Strange Subject. | Angela Brett Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians | 
| GAVIN | Good At Very Interesting 'Nyms | Tony McCoy O'Grady Names:Acronymists | 
| GAVIN LAMBERT | Generating Acronyms, Velocity Irregular. Natural Laziness Assumed; Maybe Boredom Enhances 'Ronymising Tendencies? | Gavin Lambert (since I felt it was about time I "ronymised" my own name) :) Names:Acronymists | 
| GAWAIN | Grail Adventurer, Was Arthur's Ideal Nephew. | Tony McCoy O'Grady Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend | 
| GAY | Got Aids Yet? | mark a.k.a. (dad) People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA Science:Biology:Healthcare | 
| GAY MEN | Got Anagram? Yes, Mangey (Erroneous Naming)! | Robert Anonymous People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA | 
| GAYS | Genes Alter Your Sexuality? | Angela Brett Science:Biology People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA | 
| GAYS (2) | Gender Aside, You're Sexy! | Angela Brett People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA | 
| GEAR DOWN | Generally, Entering A Recession, Dispose Of Workforces Now | Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:The Workforce | 
| GEEK | Gathers Esoteric, Encyclopaedic Knowledge | Angela Brett Computers People & Relationships:Personality Traits | 
| GEEK (2) | Greatly Enjoys Enhancing Kernels | Angela Brett and Steve Keate Computers People & Relationships:Personality Traits | 
| GEEK (3) | Great Education Enhances Knowledge | Apronymous Anonymous Education People & Relationships:Personality Traits | 
| GEEKS (2) | Generally Exhibit Exceptional Keyboard Skills | Tony McCoy O'Grady Computers People & Relationships | 
| GEEKS (3) | God's Electronic - Every Kilobyte's Sacred | Angela Brett Computers Religion People & Relationships | 
| GEEKY | Go Electronic - Everyone Knows You | Angela Brett Computers People & Relationships:Personality Traits | 
| GEEKY (2) | Generally Everything Elicits Keyboard Yearnings | Angela Brett Computers People & Relationships:Personality Traits | 
| GEEKY (3) | Gigabit/ Exabit Ethernet Kindling Yottabytes | Angela Brett Computers | 
| GEEKY ACRONYMS (2) | Gotos Evil, Everybody Knows. You Always Can Rely On (Names You've Mangled) Subroutines | Angela Brett, thinking of abbreviated function names. Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms Computers:Programming | 
| GEMINI | Gypsies Earn Money In Nonsense Industry | Tony McCoy O'Grady Religion:Astrology | 
| GEMINI (2) | Gets Endeavors Mixed In Neurotic Indecisiveness | Jan Morgan Religion:Astrology | 
| GENEALOGY | Generations Evoke New Excitement And Love Of Genealogy Yearnings | Jan Morgan - Genealogy is  the  study of  our heritage and finding our ancestors People & Relationships:Family | 
| GENERAL | Generally Evinces Nothing Exceptional - Rarely A Livewire | Tony McCoy O'Grady Military:Ranks | 
| GENERAL CONFERENCE | Gives Extraordinary Navigation, Exceptional Resolve Acknowledged, Listening Covers Our Needs For Eternity, Reports Effect Noteworthy Concerns, Endeavors | Jan Morgan -- world wide meeting of LDS church that delivers counsel to its members Religion Time:Special Occasions | 
| GENERIC | Generalised Extremely, Not Explicit... Really Inspecific Codswallop. | Angela Brett, when Bern complained that her HERNIA was too generic. See also: INSPECIFIC Assorted Adjectives | 
| GENESIS | Generating Everything, Nothing Excepted, Seventh Is Sabbath. | Tony McCoy O'Grady Religion:Bible books | 
| GENESIS (2) | God's Early News: Existence Started In Seven | Roger Williams Religion:Bible books | 
| GENETIC ALGORITHM | Guesser Employing Nature's Evolutionary 'Tactics' In Creating A Likely Group Of Resolutions. Increase That Heuristic Measurement! | Angela Brett Science Computers:Programming | 
| GENETIC ENGINEERING | Godlike Experimenters Now Ensure That It Couldn't Evolve Naturally, Given Its Not Especially Effective Reproduction Inhibiting New Generations. | Angela Brett, as genetically engineered plants are sometimes made sterile in order to prevent the crops from spreading and/or increase profits for the companies which sell the seeds. This also ensures that the variety could never have evolved naturally, since anything which can't reproduce is a sitting duck (so to speak) for natural selection. Science:Biology | 
| GENGAR | Grimy Even Nauseating Ghoul Also Repulsive. | Nevica the MAN. (Gengar is a purple, ugly, ghost pokemon #94) Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon | 
| GENTS | Great Emergency - Need To Sh*t | Tony McCoy O'Grady Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room' | 
| GENUIS | Geeks Enabling Nottingham University's Information Systems | Tony McCoy O'Grady (see UNITS) Education:University of Nottingham School of Community Health Sciences IT Subgroup | 
| GEOFFREY CHAUCER | Greatness Endures, Oh Founding Father! Really! Evidently Your 'Canterbury' Had A Unique Creative-English Role | Tony McCoy O'Grady Art & Literature:Writers | 
| GEOLOGY | Geology Encapsulates One's Learning Of Gneiss Yields | Sean Lamb Science:Geology | 
| GEOMETRY | Golly, Elementary Orthogonal Matrices Excite These Randy Youths. | Angela Brett, during a boring first-year algebra lecture. Science:Mathematics:Geometry Education:Slow Teaching | 
| GEOMETRY (2) | Go Euclid! One Man's Elementary Text Remained Years! | Angela Brett (parts of Euclid's 'Elements' were used as a standard textbook for around 2250 years.) Science:Mathematics:Geometry | 
| GEOMETRY (3) | Greek Earth Observers Measured Everything, Trusting Real Yardsticks. | Angela Brett, since geometry began with people actually measuring land and wasn't at all like the abstract science it is today. Science:Mathematics:Geometry | 
| GEORGE | Gentleman, Eating Out, Rarely Gets Eel. | Patricia Rix, describing her husband Names:Acronymists | 
| GEORGE (2) | Gave Existence Onto Rix Generations, Evidently | Tony McCoy O'Grady Names:Acronymists | 
| GEORGE (3) | Gives Entertaining Osmonds Rare Gifts, Emerged | Jan Morgan, referring to George Osmond. Names:Famous people | 
| GEORGE BUSH | Getting Elected On Recount, George's Eldest Boy Ultimately Succeeded Him | Tony McCoy O'Grady Names:Famous people:Politicians | 
| GEORGE PAGE | Gets Entangled Organizing Right Guy's Espousal - Patiently Accepts Girl's Elopement | Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Merry Wives of Windsor Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Merry Wives of Windsor | 
| GEORGE WASHINGTON (2) | George Eventually Overthrew "Royal George". Everyone Wanted A Similar Hierarchy In National Government. "That's Over! Nevermore!" | Roger Williams -- George Washington was highly instrumental in the success of the American Revolution.  After victory, he was hailed as 'King George' and refused the title. Names:Famous people:Politicians History | 
| GEORGE W BUSH | Got Every Opportunity Republican Governor Ever Wanted - But United States Harmed | Chris Kjelgaard Names:Famous people:Politicians | 
| GEORGE W. BUSH | Get Elected Or Remain Governor Even When Beaten Under Some Hedges | Rico Leffanta Names:Famous people:Politicians | 
| GEORGE W BUSH (2) | Got Every Opportunity Republican Gilt Ever Worked - But Unusually Stupid Human | Chris Kjelgaard Names:Famous people:Politicians | 
| GEORGE W. BUSH (2) | Gets Evil Offensive Ruler, Genuine Empathy, Warmth, Best Underdog Succeeds Honors | Jan Morgan Names:Famous people:Politicians | 
| GEORGE W BUSH (3) | Gives Every Opportunity Republican Grafters Ever Want By Utilizing State Hubris | Chris Kjelgaard Names:Famous people:Politicians | 
| GEORGE W BUSH (4) | "Good Egg", Or Really Gifted, Excellent World-Beater? Unimpressive, Say Hecklers | Chris Kjelgaard. Alternative endings could be "Usually Seems Harmless", "Unusually Strong Head", or "Unfathomable, Says Humanity", etc. Names:Famous people:Politicians | 
| GEORGIA | Gradually Eased Off Russia's Grip Into Autonomy. | Tony McCoy O'Grady Places:Countries | 
| GEORGIA (2) | Gin Eli Original, Rural Gifts In Area | Jan Morgan - Cotton gin was invented by eli whitney, Gifts = crops of cotton for clothes etc and peanuts for peanut butter etc. Places:States & Regions | 
| GERADE | Genuine Expression Reaffirming Apparent Dubious Exactness | Grace Francis Science:Linguistics:German Words | 
| GERAINT | Gentle Errant Romantic, Arthurian Individual, Noble Traveller | Tony McCoy O'Grady Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend | 
| GERALD | Gets Enchanted, Reading A Little Drama | Jan Morgan Names:First names:Male | 
| GERMANY | Greeted Eventual Reunification Magnificently After Numerous Years. | Tony McCoy O'Grady Places:Countries | 
| GERTRUDE | Generates Enmity Realizing The Rogue Uncle's Despotic Ends | Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Hamlet, Prince of Denmark Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Hamlet, Prince Of Denmark | 
| GESTALT | Generality Exceeds (Somehow) The Analytically Logical Total | Tony McCoy O'Grady Science | 
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