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LALittlest Aria Angela Brett
Entertainment:Music
LAAGERLarge And Ample Group Encompassing Ring Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
LAAGER (2)Lazy Alcoholic's Articulation, Groaning Epithesis Represented? Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
LABLooks At Biology Jan Morgan
Science:Biology
Places:Buildings
LABANLoses At Beheading, Absolves Nephi Jan Morgan -- Book of Mormon Evil relative lost his head for not turning over the plates of brass
Names:Book of Mormon Characters
LABORATORYLocated At Bench, Our Researcher Attempts Trials Of Radioactive Yields Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science
Places:Buildings
LABOURLacking Authority Because Of Useless Reforms John Richard Jones. Fed up with Labour's incompetence.
Politics:Parties
LABOUR (2)Layabouts Are Betraying Our Unique Reputation John Richard Jones
Politics:Parties
LACELovers Are Copulating Excessively Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the lace (13th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
LACE (2)Looping Adorned Cotton, Elegantly Jan Morgan
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric
LADAWNLazy Adult Doesn't Act With Nobility Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Female
LADDERLying Against Dormer Denotes Elopement? Rather! Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Household Objects
LADIESLeaving A Dump Is Extremely Satisfying Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
LADIES (2)Like A Doorway Into Effluent Stinkiness Patricia Rix
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
LADY DIANALunatic Assaults Darling Yin Died In Accident, Numerically Adored Jan Morgan
Politics:Royalty:Royals
LADY DRIVERLaughing At Danger You Drive Recklessly In Vehicle - Eschewing Reversing! Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
Transport:Drivers
LADY MACBETHLike A Demented Yuppie, Manipulative And Controlling, Becomes Encourager To Husband Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Macbeth
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Macbeth
LADY OF THE LAKELived At Depth, Yearned Once & Finally To Have Excalibur, Long And Keen Edged Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
LAERTESLaunches Attack, Exacting Revenge To Exonerate Sister Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Hamlet, Prince Of Denmark
LAFEULord Attempting 'Friend's' Exposure, Unavailingly Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's All's Well That Ends Well
Places:Countries
LAGERLads Agree, Great Exhilarating Refreshment Tony Moore
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
LAMANLackluster Associate Mainly Argued, Nephi Jan Morgan -- Book of Mormon Character -- mean sibling
Names:Book of Mormon Characters
LAMANITELawless Associates Mainly Argued Nephites In Truths Eternal Jan Morgan
Names:Book of Mormon Characters
LAMBLittle Animal Might Baa Angela Brett, who saw lots of lambs on her bus trips from Auckland to Palmerston North and back.
Science:Biology:Animals
LAMB (2)Little And Moving Blissfully Niki Widdowson
Science:Biology:Animals
LAMBORGHINILovely Automobile May Bring Owner Racing Glory / Honours - It's Natively Italian Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
LAMBSLittlies Adore Most Baby Sheep Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
LAMENTATIONSLines Acrostically Made Expressing National Tragedy. A Temple Is Overthrown, Nation Sundered. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
LAMPLuminous Apple Macintosh Phosphors Angela Brett, after she was given a 512k Mac whose disk drive wasn't connected, so all it does is show the disk icon with a flashing question mark - Steve suggested it could be used as a lamp.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
LAMP (2)Lost At Midnight? Press. Steve Keate
Household Objects
LAMP (3)Light Atop Manmade Pole Jan Morgan
Household Objects
LAMPOONSLaughing At Mankind's Pretences Over Other Newsworthy Stories Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature
LANCASTERLoyal And Now Controlling Army Strategy To Extirpate Rebels Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry IV
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry IV
LANCELong And Narrow, Charge Enemies Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Weapons
LAOSLarge Areas Of Sierra. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
LAP DANCELeggy & Attractive (Poorly Dressed) Arousing Naughty Chaps Excitement Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LAPRASLugs A Passenger Relentlessly Around Sea Angela Brett (Lapras is Pokemon #131)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
LAPTOPLaughingly, Apple's P1 Totally Outperforms P2 Angela Brett, referring to Apple's yet-to-be released consumer portable (codenamed p1) which will surely be a G3 and therefore faster than a Pentium 2.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
LAPTOP (2)Little Appliance - 'Puter - That's Obviously Portable Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Generic Hardware
LAPTOP (3)Luckiest Are People That Operate PowerBooks Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
LAPTOP (4)Linux And Portables - There's Often Problems. Angela Brett (I know a few people who've had Linux laptops and they seem to have problems with the power management.)
Computers:Linux
LARA CROFTLucozade Advertisement Recruits Adventurous Character, Release Of Film's Timely. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Games:Game Characters
LARDWARELeft Alone, Rebelling Dieters Will Absorb Recyclable Electronics. Angela Brett, thinking that if computer parts really were edible, they might be called lardware.
Computers:Do Not Eat
LARGELengthier And Relatively Greater, Evidently Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
LARGE HADRON COLLIDERLeptons Aren't Really Good Enough, Hadronic Action Duly Reveals Our Notions Correct (Or Lacking) Looking Into Denser Energy Realms Angela Brett -- the Large Hadron Collider is the replacement for the LEP (Large Electron Positron collider) at CERN. It will be turned on in 2007 and, by colliding hadrons rather than the lighter LEPTONS, should reveal how particles react at higher energies.
Science:Physics
LARRYLazy And Rather Rebellious Youth Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
LARYNGITISLacking A Roundy Yoke Necessitates Gaps In Transmission - I'm Silenced. Tony McCoy O'Grady, after a teasing gap in a message.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
LASAGNELuscious And Saucy, And Good Nutritious Eating Chef, South Park High School
Food & Drink
LASAGNE (2)Like Anything, Seldom Any Garfield's Not Eaten. Angela Brett (Lasagne is the cartoon cat Garfield's favourite food.)
Food & Drink
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
LAST MESSAGELatest Acronym Seems To Make Everyone Suggest Some Alternative, Good, Expansion Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Acronyms Forums
LAST MESSAGE (2)Lately Angela's Slow To Make Expansions, Since She's A Good Employee. Angela Brett
Communication:Acronyms Forums
LAS VEGASLosers Away Squandering Valuables, Expecting Gold; Always Screwed. Sporkmaster
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
LATE!Laughing At Their Expense Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
LATE BREAKING NEWSLook At This Emerging Bulletin Relating Events And Keeping Interesting Narration Going - National Events, Worldwide Stories TMcCO'G
Communication
LATE EXTRALate Appearance: Tony's Evidently Erroneous - Xenon Triggered Researcher's Alertness Tony McCoy O'Grady, suggesting a title for THE ACRONYM TIMES issue which was delayed because, among other things, Angela wanted to put a 'tour' of chemical element acronyms on the website and realised that XENON was missing.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
LATERLast Alligator To Exit, Repeats Patricia Rix (I was thinking of "see you later, alligator", though why the last alligator would say this to an empty room escapes me)
Time
Communication:Hello & Goodbye
LATER GATORLike "Adieu' Though Expressing Return - Greatly Abridge Trendy Old Repartee TMcCO'G - referring to the song line "See you later alligator, after 'while Crocodile"
Communication:Hello & Goodbye
LATINLanguage A Touch Intricate Nowadays. Tony -- English is becoming so sloppy that grammar is disintegrating, even though it was never as complex as Latin. Learning Latin must be really difficult now.
Science:Linguistics
LATIN SCHOLARLatina Antiqua, Tempore Interfectam, Nunc Supervivet Capitibis Hominum. Olim Lingua Amata Romanorum Robert Anonymous - Translation: Ancient latin, killed by time, now survives with the heads of men. Once the beloved language of the Romans.
Science:Linguistics
Education
LATITUDE & LONGITUDELost? Attend To Indicators That Uniquely Distinguish Every Location. One Needs Geometry, International Time & Utilise Decent Ephemeris Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
LATTER DAY SAINTSLiving A Truly Teachable Existence Religiously, Do All Your Service At Instant Notice To Saints Jan Morgan - Part of the formal name of mormons complete formal name is the Church of Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints (Instantly coming to ones aid ensures happiness)
Religion
LATVIALet's Appreiciate That Valuable Ideal, Autonomy. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
LAUGHLaughter Acronyms Usually Generate Happiness/Hysteria. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
LAUGHING MY ASS OFFLaunching An Unprecedented Guffaw... Help! I've No Gluteus Maximus! Yes, A Sure Sign Of Fatuous Fun Angela Brett
Laughter
LAUGHING OUT LOUDLittle Acronym's Unknownness Gave Happy Irishman Nonplussed. Got Opportunity Ultimately To Learn Of Unique Definition Tony McCoy O'Grady pays homage to what started the apronyms project. It all began when Angela Brett wrote 'LOL' in response to some witticism he had written. Tony, being new to the web, had never come across this before and asked for illumination. From this sprung an unending flow of (occasionally?) funny items.
Laughter
LAUGHTERLaunched An Unexpected Guffaw Hearing This. Encore Requested Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
LAURALemurs Around Ugly Rat Assets Michael Seiler. I came up with it because there aren't enough suitable nonsense phrases that can expand off my girlfriend's (or my best friend's girlfriend...lotta Lauras, eh?) name. (Note: Unless Michael doesn't much like his girlfriend, this is not strictly an apronym. It has only been included to explain MICHAEL SEILER. See also LAURA (2) and LAURA (3))
Names:First names:Female
LAURA (2)Line An Unpolished Rough Amethyst Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
LAURA (3)Lovely, And Untarnished, Radiant Angel Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
LAURENLooked Astounding, Utterly Ravishing Even Now Tony McCoy O'Bogart, referring to Lauren Bacall, Humphrey Bogart's wife and frequent co-star
Names:First names:Female
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
LAVACHELemonish - Although Valued Amongst Characters He Encounters Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's All's Well That Ends Well
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:All's Well That Ends Well
LAVA LAMPLike A Volcano, A Light Activates Moving Patterns Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects
LAVA LAMP (2)Lacking Any Volcanic Activity, Light Affords Many Possibilities Melanie Merswolke
Household Objects
LAVATORYLacking Any Ventilation Attacks The Olfactory Receptors, Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
LAVINIALiving, After Violent Incident, Names Indecent Assailants Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Titus Andronicus
LAWLevelled Against Wrongdoing Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
L.A. WEIGHT LOSS CENTERLosing Advantage With Excess Inches, Getting Healthy Tips, Life's Own Succeeding Solution, Carefully Examines Necessary Transformed Eating Regime Jan Morgan - a Place that promotes eating healthily and losing weight
Food & Drink
LAWFUL CONDUCTLove And War: Fair Until Lawyers Come, Openly Nicking Dollars Using Clever Tricks Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
LAWSUITLegal Actions Will Sometimes Use Intricate Terminology Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order
LAWYERLoopholes And Wrangles - You Escape Retribution Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Eric's colleagues looked for a LAWYER to go with DOCTOR.
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
LAWYER (2)Lopes Away With Your Expensive Retainer Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
LAWYER (3)Lying Attorneys Win You Extra Rewards. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
LAWYER (4)Legal Assistants Waste Your Earned Remuneration Eric Bridgstock
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
LAWYERSLies And Wanky Yarns Essential. Requires Slyness Edwin Hermann
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
LAWYERS (2)Litigation About Winning You Election... Recounts Significant. Angela Brett, after the USA elections in 2000.
Politics
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
LAXATIVELately A Xerantic Ass Tamed, I'll Vouchsafe Epsom! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs
LAZINESS (2)Like All Zombies, I Nightly Enter Sleepy Stupor Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
LCBOLarge Canadian Booze Outlet/Organization Angela Brett (LCBO usually stands for Liquor Control Board Ontario)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
LEADLies Expressionless And Dead Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
LEADERLarge Editorial Arousing Deep Empathetic Responses Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
LEAF (2)'Lungs' Each Autumn Fall. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Plants
LEAF (3)Let's Enumerate A Forest Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Plants
4 LEAF CLOVER40 Lucky Events Are Following, Country Lane Offers Very Enjoyable Ramble Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
LEAPLunge Eagerly Across Pit Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
LEARNLose Educators - Autonomously Read Notes. Angela Brett
Education
LEATHERLove Endured Annus Three, Hardly Experiencing Regret. Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the leather (3rd) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
LEATHER (2)Let's Eschew Animals That Have Epidermis Removed Tony McCoy O'Grady, saying: this doesn't really reflect my opinion as I love my leather jacket! :-)
Science:Biology:Body Parts
Household Objects:Clothing
LEBANONLasting Ethnic Bitterness Accelerates Neglect Of Nation. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
LEDALet Every Duck Arise! Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
LED ZEPPELINLoudness = Extreme. Drug, Zoloft, Extremely Proficient Problem Eliminator. Laud Is Needed. Jeff Anonymous (see LZ)
Entertainment:Music:Artists
LEEDS CASTLELuscious Expansive Evergreen, Deeply Searched, Country Assets, Secluded Territorial Landscape, England Jan Morgan
Places:Buildings
Places:Landmarks
LEEKLet's Eat Everything, 'Kay? Sean Lamb
Food & Drink
LEFT HANDLittle Enterprising Feline Taken Hold; Abandoning Normal Digits Gavin Lambert (I'm having to type this one-handed because my cat is sleeping on my right hand. And I'm right-handed!)
Science:Biology:Body Parts
LEGALLoopholes Exploited, Getting Around Laws Angela Brett and Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Law & Order
LEGENDLocal Elements Generally Encapsulate Native Deity Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends
LEGENDSLengthy Epics Generally Explaining Notably Dramatic Stories Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends
LEGOLethally Edged Gouging Object Joshua Stanchfield
Entertainment:Toys
LEGOLASLikeable Elf Goes On Long Adventure Sanguinely Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
LEGSLong Elevatory Gear Sticks Niki Widdowson
Science:Biology:Body Parts
LEHILeader Endures His Isolation Jan Morgan -- Book of Mormon Father of 4 sons
Names:Book of Mormon Characters
LEISURELayabout Enjoys Idleness - Shunning Using Recreational Equipment Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
LEITHLeith Ends In The Hills George Rix
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
LEMMINGLittle, Excitable Mammal Masses In Numberless Groupings Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals

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