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HEAVENLY FANTASYHaving Experienced A Vision Eternal, Never Let Yourself Forget And Not Try Again Seeing Yahweh Tony McCoy O'Gradyoga
Religion
HEBEHelps Elderly Become Elastic Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
HECATEHeavenly Eclipse Can Alter The Earth Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
HECTORHelen's Evidently Caused Trouble - Opinion? Return! Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Troilus and Cressida
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Troilus and Cressida
HEDGEHOGHe'll Eat Disgusting Garden Entities, Helping Out Gardeners TMcCO'G
Science:Biology:Animals
HEDWIGHe'll Eventually Destroy Windows, It's Guaranteed Sean Lamb (Hedwig was the code name for RedHat Linux 6.0)
Computers:Linux
Names:Code Names:Linux
HEELHolds Extremity, Ends Leg. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
HE HAD A KNIFEHoned Edged Havoc And Devastation Assassin Killed Nastily - Incisive Fatal Effect TMcCO'G
Military:Weapons
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
HELENAHer Evident Love Endures Nightmarish Artifices Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:A Midsummer Night's Dream
HELENA (2)Husband's Evidently Lacks Empathy - Not Admired Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's All's Well That Ends Well
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:All's Well That Ends Well
HELLHot Environment, Lucifer's Location Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
Religion
HELPHave Extremely Large Problem Angela Brett
People & Relationships
HELP (2)Hopelessly Erudite Lesson Platform Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
HELP DESKHasn't Even Learnt Primary Data Everyone Should Know Angela Brett (see also HELPDESK)
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
Communication
HELPDESK"Hello... Eh? Lifeless PC? Depress Electricity Switch."-- Knowall Angela Brett
Computers
HELPDESK (2)Has Everyone Left Phone Department? Emergency Service's Kiboshed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
HELPING CHILDRENHas Endless Listening Patience - It's Needed. Genuine Concern Helps If Little Darlings Require Extra Nurturing Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Family
HELP ME FIND THE CATHopefully Every Lost Pet May Eventually Find Its Next Dinner (The Human's Emotions Clearly Aren't Topmost!) Angela Brett, when someone searched for that phrase on the website.
Science:Biology:Animals
HELP ME GO PEEHave Especially Large Prostate? Maybe Envisioning Gently Oscillating Pond'll Ease Embarrassment. Angela Brett, after somebody searched for that phrase on the website. Other unsuccessful searches are now listed at http://acronyms.co.nz/cgi-bin/searches
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
HELP WANTED: CALCULATORS!Hardworkers Enthusiastically Lifting People Wanted! Affordable New Tools/Techniques, Ensue. Dependable: Custodians, Accountants, Leaders, Craftsmen/Craftswomen, Unnamed, Laborers, Advertisers, Technologists, Operators, Receptionists, Secretaries! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:The Workforce
HELSINKIHuman's Emigration Legally Settled Internationally, Negotiations Keen & Intense TMcCO'G - the Helsinki Accord deals with migration
Politics
HEMPHardly Emulates Marijuana's Potency Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Plants
HEMP (2)Herb Exhibits Medicinal Properties Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Plants
HENCHMENHeavies Eventually Needed Creative Handling, Many Escapees Neutralised Tony McCoy O'Grady
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains
HENGHis Earthquake-Noticer's Great! Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
HENRYHas Electricity Not Registered Yet? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
HEPWORTHHighly Entertaining Place Where Oldsters Raid Tim Horton's George Rix, Rob Rix and Patricia Rix (Tim Horton's is a coffee shop chain found across Canada. It is also the social centre of its community in small towns, where people meet & chat or just hang out.)
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
HERAHave Everyone Respond Awfully Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
HERBALIFEHate Every Repulsive Banner Accosting Linked-In Food Eaters. Angela Brett, who sees a lot of annoying pop-up ads (not exactly banners... put some demerit points on my creative license) for Herbalife but prefers to get her nutrients from a balanced diet rather than from herb pills. I'm glad only have to put up with those ads when I'm at work... the web browsers on my own computer block unrequested pop-up windows.
Commerce:Companies
Food & Drink
HERBSHealing Edible Roots, Buds Savory Jan Morgan -- herbs are used for enhancing the flavor of food and can be used to heal what ails you
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
HERCULESHe Efficientlty & Resourcefully Completed Unlikely Labours Eurystheus Set Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
HERE'S TO THE CRAZY ONES - THE MISFITS, THE REBELS, THE TROUBLEMAKERS. THE ROUND PEGS IN THE SQUARE HOLES. THE ONES WHO SEE THINGS DIFFERENTLY. THEY'RE NOT FOND OF RULES, AND THEY HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE STATUS QUO. YOU CAN QUOTE THEM, DISAGREE WITH THEM, GLORIFY OR VILIFY THEM - ABOUT THE ONLY THING YOU CAN'T DO IS IGNORE THEM. BECAUSE THEY CHANGE THINGS. THEY PUSH THE HUMAN RACE FORWARD. AND WHILE SOME MAY SEE THEM AS THE CRAZY ONES, WE SEE GENIUS - BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WHO ARE CRAZY ENOUGH TO THINK THEY CAN CHANGE THE WORLD ARE THE ONES WHO DO.Hello, Emmy! Really Emotive Script That Offers The Heroically Engendered Computer. Respect Apple's Zeal - Yes, One Needs Enthusiasm. 'Similar Thinking' Holds Evil, Microsoft Is Slowly Filtering Into These Similar-Thinkers' Heads, Essentially Revenue-Enhancing Brainwashing. Enter Lifestyle Spot Touting Home Electronics That Rebels Outputted. Used By Lunatics, Einsteins, Misfits Alike, Key Element's Revolutionary Spirit. This Has Everything... Rapid Operation, Userfriendliness - No Dot-PUB Endings (Gates' System Insists Names Trail Horrid 'Extensions' So Quasi-Understandable Abbreviation Represents Executable's Handle.) Owners Love Easy Software That Has Enhanced Output - Nay... Enhanced, Somehow, World! Hail Our Steves - Evolving Electronics, They Have, Indeed, Near-Godly Status. Doing It For Fun, Eventually Rewarded... Even Now They Leave You Thinking, "He's Extraordinary! Yes, Really Extraordinary! Not One To Fear Originality." New Discoveries Often Find Ridicule, Until Losers Eventually See Advantage - Now Different Thinking Has Exterminated Yesteryear's Harmonistic Attitude. Value Eccentricity, Not Ordinariness - Revolutionary Equals Strange... Perspective Entirely Changes The Face Of Rebellious Thoughts. Help Existing, Stagnating Technology Advance Through Using Some Quality Unheard Of Yet. Outcasts? Underdogs? Called Anything Nasty (Quoting Usually Others' Thoughtless Exclamations) The Hardworking Engineers Made Dust Into Silver, Analogously. Gutsy Recovery Ensued... Everything's Worth It, To Hear The Heartfelt Evangelism Macintosh G4 Lovers Offer. "Rapid Innovation Fulfills Your Own Resplendent Visions, Its Lifelike Interface Frees You To Harness Effectively Machine's Awesome Battery Of Uses." Though That's Hardly Everyone's Opinion. Now, Like Yesterday, To Heedlessly Ignore Next-Generation Young Objects Usually Causes A Nightmare. Think Different! Outliers In Science Invariably Get Noticed... Often Resented, Esteemed, Totally Humiliated, Eulogised, Maligned... But Eventually Create A Utopia, Sending Earthlings To Heights Earlier You Couldn't Have Anticipated. New Greatness Entails Tumbling Headlong Into Nothingness, Gripping Some Thought, Hoping Earnestly You'll Progress Utopia Somehow. However, Try Hard... Extremely Hard. Use Magic And Neurons, Reckoning And Creativity, Effort, Flair, Outright Radical Wizardry - Anything. Rule Deviations Are Necessary - Domination Will Hinder Innovation, Lessen Enthusiasm, Stifle One's Mind... Even Might Augment Youth Suicide. Educate Each To Hold 'Educate Myself' As Slogan To Honour, Eventually Cultivating Real Autonomous Zealots... You'd Only Need Elementary Similarities. When Einstein Started Extensively Exploring Gravitation, Established Newtonian Ideas Undoubtedly Stopped Brainiac Earlier Concocting Alternative Universal Supposition. Egotistical Thoughtpolice Hide Enigmatic People Elsewhere, Only Promoting Learning Everything Within Habitual, Orthodox Academia. Real Extremists Create Ridiculous Acronyms... Zany Yield Except Not One Useful Gift Humanity Takes Of This. Hardly Inducing New Knowledge, This Huge Expansion Yabbers Continually About Near-Cliched Homogeny Attitude. Nowadays, Gosh, Everyone Thinks He's Eccentric... Widespread Opinion Regarding Looking Different As Really Extra Trendy Has Each One Now Effectively Seeking What He Opposes - Difference Omnipresent! Angela Brett, expanding the script of an Emmy-winning Apple advertisement.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Words & Wordplay:Ridiculously long apronyms
HEREWITHHave Eventuated Resulting Enclosure Which I Tender Hopefully Tony McCoy O'Grady
Main
HERITAGEHaving Every Refinement In Tradition As Generations Enlightenment Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
HERMIAHer Emotions Roused, Marriage Is Arranged Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:A Midsummer Night's Dream
HERMIONEHusband's Errand-Running Messengers Indicate Oracle's Negative Evidence Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Winter's Tale
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Winter's Tale
HERMIONE (2)Honorable Enthusiastic Rare Muggleborn Identifies Own Natural Enchantments Jan Morgan -- Harry Potter friend
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Harry Potter
HERNIAHurts Excruciatingly! Really Needs Immediate Attention Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
HERNIA (2)Hurtful Erruptions Requiring Nursing, In Abdomen Bern Dell
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
HEROHeroine Evinces Real Optimism Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Much Ado About Nothing
HERO (2)He Eventually Rises Over! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
HERONHe Estimated Roots Of Numbers. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
HERTZHave Everything Recalibrated To Zero Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMEDHorrible Entity Was Harry's Opposition. Master Uses Snake To Negotiate Own Tyranny, Bigotry, Entity Now A Menace, Extensive Danger Jan Morgan -- Harry Potter Evil Character
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Harry Potter
HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMEDHorrible Entity, Was Harry's Opposition. Sacrifices His Allies, Lacks Love. Negotiates Own Tyranny, Bigotry, Entity Now A Menace, Extensive Danger. Jan Morgan -- Harry Potter Evil Character
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Harry Potter
HEWLETT-PACKARDHave Employed Wozniak - Looked Encouragingly Toward The Prototype Apple, Couldn't Know About Resulting Disadvantage. Angela Brett, since Steve Wozniak was working at Hewlett-Packard when he designed the Apple I, but luckily HP weren't interested in selling computers at that time so they didn't claim it as their own.
Computers
Commerce:Companies
HEWLETT-PACKARD (2)Hey! - Everyone Who Likes Eating These Things - Parts Are Considered Kosher And Really Delicious Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Do Not Eat
HIBERNATEHappily Imitating Bear Enjoying Repose Not Awakening Til Evicted Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
Science:Biology
HIC!Hangover Is Coming Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs
HIDDEN BEAUTYHaven't I Deep Delights Eyes Never Behold? Exclaimed An Ugly Tattoed Youth Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
HIGGS BOSONHere Is GUT's Guts, Some Believe Only Stupidity Of Namesake Angela Brett, who originally misunderstood the Higgs boson and expanded it, 'Here Is Gravity's Glue...' GUT stands for Grand Unified Theory.
Science:Physics:Particles
HIGHHelicopter's Indispensible Getting Here. Angela Brett
Places:Positions & Directions
HIGH (2)Here Is Good Hashish! Angela Brett
Drugs
HIGH HEELSHookers In General Have Highly Enhanced & Extended Legs' Sexuality Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
HIGH SCHOOLHere I Got High (Smoking Canabis, Hiding Out On Lavatory.) Angela Brett, who didn't.
Education
Drugs:Cannabis
HIGHWAYHaving Itinerary, Guides Humans Wanderings, Achieving Yardage Jan Morgan
Places
Transport
HIKEHillwalking Is Keenly Energetic Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
HILARIOUS (2)Here I Laugh At Rudeness I Observe U Suggesting Tony McCoy O'Grady, when I quoted KEYBOARD saying "If it's small and soft, then why is it such a big problem?" about MICROSOFT, and then realised the comment could relate to something else...
Laughter
HILARIOUS (3)How I Laughed! A Rollicking Incident Of Utter Silliness Angela Brett
Laughter
HILARITYHappiness Is Laughing At Reality, It Transfixes You. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
HILARYHappy Individual Lives A Rich Youth Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
HILARY DUFFHappy Individual Loves Adventures Really Yields Doing Unforgettable Fun Features Jan Morgan
Entertainment:Music:Artists
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
HILLHuge Insipid Land Lump Angela Brett
Places
HILLARY RODHAM CLINTONHellacious Individual Lavishly Lingers Around Rotunda. Yells Resonate Of Diva Having A Massive Clinton Lingo In Nauseating Tones Of Nepotism Jan Morgan
Names:Famous people:Politicians
HILLBILLYHome Is Little Log Building - Isolation Lasts Long Years Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
HILTONHow I'd Love To Own Nine! Angela Brett
Places:Buildings
HILTON (2)Hospitality Is Like That Of Nobility Angela Brett
Places:Buildings
HILUX SURFHeight In Luxury Utilitarian Xpress Superb Ute Really Flash! Carl Brett
Transport:Car Makes & Models
HIMHoly Immortal Mightiness Tony, in response to the capitalised 'HIM' in FAITH (3)
Religion
HIM (2)Happens It's Male! Tony, in response to the capitalised 'HIM' in FAITH (3)
People & Relationships
HI MOMHere Is Model Of Maternity Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Family
HIPPASUSHe Incensed Pythagoreans, Perhaps After Showing Unholy Sizes Angela Brett (Hippasus was expelled from the Pythagoreans, possibly because of disclosing the existence of incommensurable magnitudes)
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
HIPPIESHappy Individuals, Peaceably Playing In Extreme Satisfaction Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
HIPPOLYTAHighly Independent Person, Play's Outcome Leaves You Totally Amorous Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
HIREHardware Is Rented Everywhere Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
HIRE (2)Having Implement Requires Expenditure Angela Brett
Commerce
HIRE (3)Help Is Required, Evenings Patricia Rix
Commerce
HI SPEED INTERNETHooray! I Surf Porn Exceedingly Efficiently! Do I Need To Eat? Rest? Nope, Ebay Time! Robert Anonymous
Computers:Internet
HISSHumming In Snake Songs Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns:Noises
HISTORYHow It Seemed To Our Rulers Yesteryear! Tony McCoy O'Grady
History
HITACHIHow Is This A Computer-Human Interface? Sean Lamb (Hitachi makes computer monitors...)
Computers:Generic Hardware
HITCHHitched? Is The Ceremony Hindered? Angela Brett, since many people 'get hitched' without a hitch.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
HITCHEDHoly Intimate Tie Connecting Heterosexuals Expecting Divorce Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
HITCHHIKERHop In The Car... Heading Home? I Know Expedient Route. Angela Brett
Transport
HITCHHIKER (2)Hope I'm Travelling Carefully, Hope He Isn't Killer, Even Rapist Tony McCoy O'Serial Killer
Transport
HI THEREHello Is Too Haughty, Even Rather Elizabethan Patricia Rix
Communication:Hello & Goodbye
HITMONCHANHe Is The Master Of Nasty Chopping, Hands Are Nimble. Angela Brett (Hitmonchan is Pokemon #107)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
HITMONLEEHe Is The Master Of Nasty Legwork... Extremely Effective. Angela Brett (Hitmonlee is Pokemon #106)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
HIT THE GROUND RUNNINGHelicopter Ingests Troops, Travels, Hastily Evacuates. Guys Running Out Under Nasty Deadly Riflefire, Usually Need No Incitement. Nearly Gallopping. TMcCO'G, who doubts that troops debarking from a helicopter, under fire, need to be told to "hit the ground running".
Assorted Phrases:Sayings
Military
HOBBIESHours Of Bliss, Busy In Exotic Sports Tony McCoy O'Grady, who is unhappy with the ending, and invites amendments. Maybe something involving ".... In Empty Sheds"
Sports & Recreation
HOBBYHopefully Outcome's Big Bucks, Yes? Angela Brett, when Mike from acronymfinder.com mentioned that his hobby now earns him money in advertising and licensing.
Commerce
HOBOHomeless Or Broke One Angela Brett
People & Relationships
HOCKEYHeroicly Overpadded - Compete Keenly Every Year Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
HOCKEY (2)Highly Overpaid Canadians Keep Entertaining You Patricia Rix
Sports & Recreation
HOFFHaughty Outrage Feints Falsehood Tony McCoy O'Grady (Hoff is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning 'To deny indignantly something which is palpably true.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
HOGWARTSHarry! Our Group Worships All Rowling's Thrilling Stories Muggles McCoy O'Grady, in response to a request for a name for a Harry Potter society at Cambridge University.
Art & Literature:Harry Potter Society
HOGWARTS (2)Hang Out Gives Wizards A Resident Teaching School Jan Morgan -- Harry Potter School
Art & Literature:Fictional Places
HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HOHer Orthodontist Handily Overcame Heated Objections Hindering Oral Hygiene Originally Hampering Orgasms Happily Obtained Helping Old Hermits Over Humps On Holiday Outings Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
HOLDENHad Olympian Looks - Did Excellent 'Network' Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to actor William Holden.
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
HOLDUPHoodlums Often Loud Demands Upset Personnel Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order
HOLE IN ONEHero Of Lockerroom - Everyone's Inebriated Now, Oh Nasty Eagle TMcCO'G - When a golfer gets a hold in one it is usual that they stand a drink for everyone in the clubhouse that day. An 'eagle' is a score of two under par for a hole, so a hole-in-one on a par three hole would be an eagle.
Sports & Recreation
HOLLANDHordes Of Low-Landers All Need Dykes Angela Brett
Places:States & Regions
HOLLYWOOD OPUSHead Office Literally Loves Your Work, Only One Detail: Other People Underwrite Script! Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Movies
HOLODECKHalucination Of Lifelike Objects Directly Emulates Craft's Keypoint Doctor McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Fictional Places
HOLOFERNESHaving Overflowery Language, Our Foolish Educator Rehearses Novel Entertaining Show Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Love's Labours Lost
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Love's Labours Lost
HOLOGRAPHYHarnessing One's Laser, One Generates Really Artistic, Pleasing Holograms, Yes? Sean Lamb
Art & Literature
Science:Physics
HOLY GRAILHallowed Object Long Years Gone - Remotely Accessible In Legend Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
HOMEHouse Or Mansion, Essentially. Angela Brett
Places
HOME AT LASTHouse Of Mine Evokes A Teary Look, After Strenuous Travellings TMcCO'G
Places
People & Relationships
HOME AT LAST (2)Homesickness's Over Mate, Extend Almighty Thanks, Like A Seasoned Traveller TMcCO'G
Places
People & Relationships
HOME CONSTRUCTIONHow One Might Erect Comfortable & Opulent Nest. Some Training / Research Using Concrete Technology Is Obviously Needed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings
HOMELANDHere Our Mothers Endured Labour - A Nation Divine Angela Brett
Places
HOMELAND (2)Heart Of My Existence Lies Amid Native Dominion Angela Brett
Places
HOMELAND (3)Here Originated My Ethnicity, Language, And Negative Discrimination Angela Brett
Places
HOMERHolding Onto Marge - Extreme Reliance Angela Brett and Steve Keate
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
HOMER SIMPSONHusband Of Marge - Ensures Reactor's Safety Is Maintained. Parenting Skills Openly Neglected Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
HOMESHearths Often May Evoke Sentiments. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings
HOMESCHOOLING TEENSHow Our Mother's Educational Standards Channelled Her Offsprings' Outstanding Learning. I'm Naturally Grateful That Everyone's Educational Needs Serviced! Tony McCoy O'Grady, after someone searched the ACRONYMS web site for 'homeschooling teens'.
Education
HOME TEACHERSHabit Of Men Enabled To Educate All, Church Harmony Emphasized Readily Significant Jan Morgan - someone who comes by church members homes to see how you are doing
Religion:Religious Occupations
HOME TEACHERS (2)House Of Many, Environment. Timely Enlightened Appointment, Checking How's Everyone, Responsibility Significant Jan Morgan -- someone who comes by church members homes to see how you are doing
Religion:Religious Occupations

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