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APRONYMS BY RICO LEFFANTA
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AALAAromas Arouse Limpid Affairs Rico Leffanta (Aala is a town - and Honolulu park - on the island of Oaha, Hawaii. Aala='fragrance')
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
AARONAlways Aims Rifle On Needlepoint Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Male
ABHORAny Boy Having Orgasm Responsibly Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
ADOPTEDAngel Dancing On Pin Turning Either Direction Rico Leffanta, referring to that very Catholic question: "How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?" If you are adopted (and are, one presumes, angelic) you must dance according to the direction of your new parents - whatever direction that may be, or fall from the only thing stable in your life...
Religion
People & Relationships:Family
AGITATEAlways Get In The Action To Excite Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
AGONYAffair Going On Near You Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Emotions
ALCHEMYActivate Libido, Carefully Hone Every Mettle Yourself. Rico Leffanta
Science:Chemistry
ALCOHOLA Little Consumption Often Helps Open Legs Rico Leffanta
Drugs
ALLEGORYAesop Love Legends Especially Glorious Ones Rousing Youths Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature
ALLERGYA Little Latent Enzyme Really Grabs You Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology
AMERICANAnyone Mindlessly Enthusing 'Reality Is Cash' Ad Nauseum Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
ANALOGUEAny Nincompoop At Large Or Girl Under Ether Rico Leffanta, because a nincompoop is analagous to a girl under ether.
Words & Wordplay
ANHEDONIAApathetic Nobody Hopes Ennui Doesn't Offer New Insights Attractively Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
ANIMISMAny Natural Item May Invoke Spiritual Manifestation Rico Leffanta
Religion
ANONYMOUSAny Nonsense Or Name You May Obscure Usually Sufficeth Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people
ANTAlways Nutritious Taste Rico Leffanta (see PICNIC)
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
APHRODITEApproaching Penis Harbours Rapturous Orgasms Divinely Imparted To Eros Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
ARCHERYArrows Rarely Cross Hearts - Excepting (Romantically) Yours Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Military
ATEAccept This Entrance Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
ATHENA Ancient Teachings Help Educate New Adults Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
ATTORNEYA Trick To Own Resources Never Entitled Yours Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
AUCKLANDArea Under Corruption Kamasutra Lessons At Night Depositories Rico Leffanta
Places:Towns & Cities:New Zealand
AURORAAnimation Unleashes Rooster Ovation Reveille Arrives Rico Leffanta
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
BABBLEBlabbering Academic Blubber Building Language Expertise Rico Leffanta
Science:Linguistics
BABEBare A Breast Everyday Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology
BAFFLEBoy Adored For Finding Love Elsewhere Rico Leffanta, to go with WAFFLE
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BALCONYBreasts Arranged Lovingly Concealing Only Nipples Yearning Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BALLASTBalancing Any Love Lost Against Sex Tonight Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BALZACBiblical Attitudes Laud Zion And Concubines Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature:Writers
BANKRUPTBroke And Now Kindly Responds Unable Pay Terms Rico Leffanta
Commerce:Money
BAYOUBlue As Young Orbison's Uncle Rico Leffanta
Places:Waterways
BAYWATCHBoobs Are Yawning Whilst A Timex Changes Hours Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:TV shows
BEDCOVERBasic Esprit De Corps Offers Virgins Eventual Repentance Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Household Objects
BEESBrunch Entries Encircling Sodas Rico Leffanta (see PICNIC)
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
BIBCOCKBasically Its Bent Conduit Outfitting Commercial Kitchens Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink
BIDETBathe Intimate Developments Every Time Rico Leffanta
Household Objects:Furniture
BLESSINGBoys Love Easy Sex Socially Identifiying Needy Girls Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BLOKEBig Lunk Of King's English Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
BODYBiological Organism Decaying You Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology
BOLSTERBrace Or Lift Something To Exalted Rank Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
BOMBSHELLBreasts Only Move Because Shaking Hips Excite Lusty Libidos Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BONUSBlantantly Obvious Nude Under Sedation Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BOUNCESBrassiered Orbs Under Nicely Contrived Elastic Supports Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BOURBONBooze Our Uncle Relays Barefoot Obligating Nightcaps Rico Leffanta, from when bourbon was "home brew" which barefoot hillbillies ran around delivering, especially during prohibition. Of course, it was always someone's "uncle", and a delivery included the "nightcap" to ensure the brew was true.
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
BOXINGBoys Outmaneuver Xena In Nailing Girls Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
BREAKBalls Rest Easily After Kicking Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology
BREWBeer Revolts Every Woman Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
BROTHERSBrats Repeatedly Offending Their Honest, Erudite, Responsible Sisters Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Family
BUGBake Under Ground Rico Leffanta (see PICNIC)
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
BULLETBlood Unravels Lightning Lead Ejection Trails Rico Leffanta
Military:Weapons
BUNCHBunnies Usually Never Chase Herds Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology
BUREAUCRATBossy Underling Really Enjoys Antagonising Urbane Customers Rarely Apologises Tactfully Rico Leffanta
Politics
BUTCHBabe Union Threatening Cats Howling Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BUTTERFINGERSBoys Usually Try To Explore Romance Flirting Innocently Nice Girls Eventually Respond Senselessly Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BYLINEBy Your Leave I Need Exposure! Rico Leffanta
Communication
CAITIFFCharacter Always Inclined Toward Inheriting Friend's Fortune Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
CAKECooks A Kiss Edible Rico Leffanta, because of a woman who told him the only way she could kiss her sons was to bake them a cake.
Food & Drink
CALORIECannot Allow Living Off Rapturous Impulsive Eating Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
CALUMETCan Anyone Lend Us More Egalitarian Tobacco? Rico Leffanta
Drugs
CANOECan Anyone Navigate Ocean Ebb? Rico Leffanta
Transport
CASANOVACast A Shadow And Never Offer Virgins Asylum! Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
CASTRATECut Away Scrotum's Testicles Rendering A Total Eunuch Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology
CATACOMBCan Any Tomb Accept Concubines Of Men Buried? Rico Leffanta
Places
People & Relationships:Death
CATULLUSCan't Anyone Tell Useless Love Leaves Us Senseless? Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
CERESCultivating Earth Reaps Elongated Seasons Rico Leffanta
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
CHAMPChewing Hard And Munching Peyote Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink:Pet food
CHANTChorus Hollering, And Nobody's There Rico Leffanta
Religion
Entertainment:Music
CHAPCould Have Adorable Penis Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
CHASEDChooses Her Amours So Each Discovers Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
CHASTEChooses Her Amours So They'll Engage Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
CHOPINCherish How One Plays Immortal Nocturnes! Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Music:Artists
CLASSYChic Lady; Adroitly She Stretches You Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
CLEANERSCriminal Leaders Extracting Assets Never Expecting Redemption Settlements Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Law & Order
CLOTHOCan Love Orchestrate Threads Hiding Omega? Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
COALESCECome On And Let's Embrace Some Coupling Exercises Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
COCKROACHCook On Cluttered Kitchen Range Order After Cook Heaves Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
COLLEGECenter Of Learning Less Educated Gurus Evolved Rico Leffanta
Education
COMBCleans Out Messy Bunches Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
COMPUTERCrashes Or Mangles Programs Until Technician Emolument Received Rico Leffanta
Computers
CONCUPISCENCEConflicting Onus Never Concedes Until Penetration Invades Sentiments Compromising Emotional Nuances Causing Eviction Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
COPULATEConstables Outnumber People Usually Late At Tort Events Rico Leffanta (Cop! You Late!)
People & Relationships:Law & Order
CORRUPTConcentrating On Rich Rewards Using Political Tactics Rico Leffanta
Politics
COURTSChurn Out Unacceptable Rejects To Society Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Law & Order
CRETINChairman Regulating Email Typography Intranet Networks Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations:Humorous Job Titles
CRIMINALCrikey! Random Incidents Made Individual Need Additional Love Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
CUDDLEChildren Usually Do Discover Love Exists Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
CYBELECan You Believe Everything Lives Eternally? Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
CYTOLOGYCells Your Teacher Obviously Learned Overwhelming Growing Young Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology
DAFFODILDumb Arrogant Fragrant Flower Or Daughter-In-Law Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Plants
DAISYDo Anything Intimate; She's Yours! Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
DALLASDaydreams About Love, Lust And Sex Rico Leffanta
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
DARWINDank Australian Region Where Ideas Natter Rico Leffanta
Places:Towns & Cities
DATEDinner Advancing The Entertainment Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
DATESDo Anything To Escape Situation Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
DEANDoes Educating At Night Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Male
Education:Occupations
DEARTHDoes Every Asset Represent The Hole? Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
DEBACLEDoing Everything Because A Clitoris Loves Excitement Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
DEFROSTDiminish Established Frigid Rigid Obduracy Somewhat Temperately Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
DELIVERYDirect Everything Lost If Verification Exists Register Yawn Rico Leffanta
Transport
DENTURESDentists Extract Natural Teeth Using Revenue Enhancement Schemes Rico Leffanta
Household Objects
DEVIDivine Eternal Vacillates Inspiration Rico Leffanta
Religion:Hindu Goddesses
DIANDrives Inhabitants Around Nature Rico Leffanta
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
DIKEDivinely Inspires Kinky Escapades Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
DIMWITDirector, Internal Mushroom Warehouse Irrigation Techniques Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations:Humorous Job Titles
DISHABILLEDressing In Slippers Hoping Any Body In Love Loves Eurythmics Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
DIVINGDribbling In Vulvas Incites Naked Girls Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Sports & Recreation
DOGMADumping Old Girlfriend Mother Approved Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
DOLLARDoesn't Offer Love Life Any Rapture Rico Leffanta
Commerce:Money
DOLORESDinner Often Leads Onto Romantic Evening Siesta Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
DOMESTICDesignated Ordinary Maid Except Sometimes Transparently In Charge Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
DOUGHNUTDiet's Obstacle Unusually Great Hot Never Underestimate Taste! Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink
DRUGDummy Route Under Ground Rico Leffanta
Drugs
DRUMDeafening Rolls Upset Mind Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
DUESDebtors Union Exorcising Sanity Rico Leffanta
Commerce
DUNCEDown Under Nobody Claims Employment Rico Leffanta
Education

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