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Loose apronyms:
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BAGPIPESBig Army Guys Playing It Perhaps Epitomises Scotland Tony McCoy O'Grady
BAGPIPES (2)Blaring At Graduating People In Procession, Emulating Scotland. Angela Brett, while walking in a procession through the streets of Palmerston North as some bagpipes were played at her graduation.
BANJOBasically A Noisy Jangly Object Tony McCoy O'Grady
BASSBold And Seldom Subtle Jason Wilcox
BRASSBrings Rapturous And Spectacular Singing Jason Wilcox
DRUMDeafening Rolls Upset Mind Rico Leffanta
DRUM (2)Damned Rowdy & Un-Musical! Tony McCoy O'Grady
DRUMSDoing Rudiments Use Motor Skills Jason Wilcox
FIFEFingering Is Fairly Elaborate Tony McCoy O'Grady
FLUTEFlavour Lets Us Touch Exaltation Jason Wilcox
FLUTE (2)Flex Lips Until Tune Escapes Tony McCoy O'Grady
FLUTESFingerwork Looking Uncomfortable, These Emit Sounds Tony McCoy O'Grady
GUITARGood Unplugged Instrument To Acclaim Righteousness Grace Francis
GUITAR (2)Get Up In Tune And Ready Jason Wilcox
GUITAR (3)Gut - Usually It's Tense And Reverberative Tony McCoy O'Grady, as an example of something which is worse with NO STRINGS ATTACHED (Six String Guitar)
HARMONICAHappy And Rowdy Musicmakers (Off Note) - It's Christmas Again TMcCO'G - thinking back to Christmas mornings as a child when Santa Claus usually included a harmonica in one of the family's stockings
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
HARPHairs Are Rapidly Plucked Tony McCoy O'Grady
HARP (2)Harmonious Agreement, Resonates Perfectly Jan Morgan
LUTELets User Twang Ecstatically Tony McCoy O'Grady
MACINTOSH (6)Modern Artists' Cyber-Instrument - New Technology Of Sequencing Harmonies. Angela Brett, because modern music is often created on computers - in fact that's a field in which I believe the Macintosh dominates.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
ORGANOutputs Really Grand Acoustic Noise Eric Bridgstock
PIANOPlay In A Nice Order Jason Wilcox
PIANO (2)Played In All Nice Orchestras Tony McCoy O'Grady
PIANO (3)Pleasing Instrument Acoustically, Numerous Octaves. Eric Bridgstock
PICCOLOPrinciple Is Clear - Cover Over Little Openings Tony McCoy O'Grady
STRING (2)Something That Resonates In New Guitar Tony McCoy O'Grady
TAMBOURINEThere's A Million Backingsingers Operating Useless Rattling Instruments - None Excel! Tony McCoy O'Grady
VIOLINSVirgin's Immaculate Orchestration: Love's Instrument Needs Strings Rico Leffanta
XYLOPHONEXpressive Yet Lively Once Person Hammers Orchestral Notes Enchantingly Tony McCoy O'Grady
XYLOPHONESXerox Your Lover's Organ! Play Havoc On Next Etude Session! Rico Leffanta
TRIANGLEThis Rattles If Agitated - Needs, Generally, Little Experience Tony McCoy O'Grady