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A Pertinent Re-interpretation Of Normality Yielding More Sense

APRONYMS BY ANGELA BRETT

About Angela Brett

Angela has not had time to update this website recently, because she is also a mathematician by training, programmer by trade, physicist by association and writer by Sunday midnight. She would like to remind people that anyone who submits an acronym to this website may send a short blurb like this one to go on their page of acronyms.


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100% APPLE (2)A Pepsi President Lent Expertise Angela Brett (referring to John Sculley)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
100% APPLE (3)A Pleasing Printer, Little Expense Angela Brett, in response to EPSON
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
64% APPLE IIA Prosperous Product in Late 70s & Early-ish 80s... It's Ingenious! Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
89% APPLE PENA Promotional Product, Little Expense to Produce Executive Nib. Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
100% APPLETALKAnyone Planning Printer LAN Expects To AppleTalk Like Krazy! Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
89% APPROVEDAllowed Past Point to Restricted Offices - Verified/Voted Entry-Deserving Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
100% APRONYMA Petite Reminder (Openers Notation) Yields Mnemonic Angela Brett (see APRONYMS)
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% APRONYM!Acronym's Peak! Representation Organic, Novel, Yare, Mirthful! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Y was the hardest! Fortunately, Y is has only pages 1365-1370 in Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary (Tenth Edition.) So, I learned YARE! THANK YOU, Tony McCoy O'Grady, Angela Brett & all the rest of APRONYMANIACSVILLE! The only times I have learned more is when I have made original math discoveries.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% APRONYM (2)A Playful Reduction Of Notation Yields Miniature Angela Brett, although this doesn't convey very well that the 'miniature' is supposed to mean the same thing as the original. (see APRONYMS)
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% APRONYMS (2)A Phrase Reminiscent Of Name You Made Shorter Angela Brett (see APRONYMS)
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% APRONYMS (3)A Potted Rendition Of Notion Yields Miniature Summary Angela Brett (see APRONYMS)
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% APRONYMS (4)Anyone's Permitted Ratifying O'Grady's Neologism? Yes, Make Some! Angela Brett (see APRONYMS)
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
89% APRONYMS (6)Acronyms Predominantly Result in Obfuscation... 'Nsure Yours Mean Something Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% APRONYMS (10)A Propos Restriction On 'Nyms, You Maintain Semantics. Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% APRONYMS (11)Acronyms' Prolonged Representations Obviously Near Your Main Subjects Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% APROVEApronym Passes Rigors Of Vetting/ Examination Angela Brett thinking that APROVE could mean approve an APRONYM. Not to be confused with the misspelling of approve, of which I DISAPROVE.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% APTITUDEA Prized Talent Is To Unerringly Do Everything Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% APTONYMSAppropriate Phrases To Obviate Nuances Your Morphemes Suggest Angela Brett, after Tony suggested that 'aptonyms' might be a better name for our creations.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
100% A QUESTIONAngela Quite Usually Enquires, "Support This Idea, Or Not?" Angela Brett, as the subject of an email asking whether to implement an idea in the ALTSCAPE software.
Computers:Programming
Communication
100% ARBOKAloud, Read Backwards, Ophidian's Known Angela Brett (Arbok is Pokemon #24)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
100% ARCHAEOPTERYXAlthough Rather Controversial, Hailed As Earliest Ornithoid. Precursor To Everyday Robins, Yet Xtinct. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
100% AREAcronym Requests Expansion Angela Brett, when Jeff capitalised ARE on the Acronyms forums.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
100% ARGH!Angela Rarely Gets Headrest Angela Brett, late at night after adding a lot of apronyms (there are still many waiting to be reviewed, though it's not really an ARGH thing as it's great that people have been submitting so many apronyms.)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% ARGONA Royal Gas?! Oh, Noble! Angela Brett
Science:Chemistry:Elements
85% ARISTARCHUSAstronomer Received Instruction of Strato, Tested Accepted Rules by Considering Heliocentric Universe, Scientifically. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
91% ARITHMETIC (2)Archimedes Rigorously Iterated This, Had 'Method of Exhaustion'. Today: 'Integral Calculus'. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics
100% ARITHMETIC (3)Adding Real Integers Together Has Made Everyone Think It's Complicated Angela Brett, when somebody mentioned the mnemonic 'A Red Indian Thought He Might Eat Toffee In Church', and noted that a politically correct version would spell anathematic.
Science:Mathematics
100% ARMA Reaching Mechanism Angela Brett and Peter Coxhead
Science:Biology:Body Parts
91% ARMAGEDDONA Raging, Metaphysical Altercation - Good & Evil Destroy Delicate Order of Nature? Angela Brett
Religion
100% ARMAGEDDON (2)Anxiously Reading Magazine About Goddesses, Engineering Doomsday Decorations On Nebulae. Angela Brett, to accompany a short story she's writing. If you really want to read the story, email angela@kagi.com and ask for it.
Religion
100% A ROLLING STONE GATHERS NO MOSSA Rule Of Lichen Life Is No Genesis Somewhere That's, On Next Examination, Gone Another Turn. Humans Extract Ridiculous Symbolic Nuances Of Meaning Of Simple Science. Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases:Sayings
100% ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCEA Rabbit Teasing In Front Impels Canines In Abortive Laps; In New Technology, Endpoint/Endeavour Likewise Lacks In Genuine Ending. No Conquest's Enough! Angela Brett, because once something (such as handwriting recognition or chess-playing computers) which would have been considered artificial intelligence becomes commonplace, it is no longer really considered to be AI. AI is redefined to be something ever more complicated so that we can never actually say we've succeeded in creating it. This reminds me of racing dogs chasing after a rabbit which they can never catch.
Computers
90% ARYABHATAAmazing Rhyming Yarns About Broad-ranging Hindu Algebra, Then Astronomy. Angela Brett. (Aryabhata wrote his incredible maths & astronomy books in verse, believe it or not!)
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
100% A SAPAll Sweet And Planty Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Plants
100% AS FAR AS I CAN REMEMBERAll Slightly Fuzzy, As Recollections Are... So In Case A Negative Results Endorsing Memory, Everyone Mustn't Be Entirely Reliant. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% ASHAnimated Super Hero Angela Brett, referring to the main character in the Pokemon TV series and movies.
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
100% ASH KETCHUMAll Series, He Keeps Eating, Then Coaching His Unusual Monsters. Angela Brett, referring to the character in the POKEMON TV series.
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
100% ASIAN CUISINEA Spicy Indian Appetizer, Next Chinese Udon In Soup. It's Notably Ethnic. Angela Brett
Food & Drink
100% ASPARAGUS ROOTAntibiotic Saponins Protect Against Rheumatism And Generate Urine, So Run On Overdrive -- Toiletward! Angela Brett
Food & Drink
0% ASS*inAdequately Strong Sphincter Angela Brett, when KEYBOARD explained that he couldn't control-P very well and she said to get off his ASS and type control-P.
MacGirl & KeyBoard
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% ASSAGAIA Slender Spear African Guards Aim Impeccably Angela Brett
Military:Weapons
83% ASSIGNMENT (3)Angela Seldom Studies, Instead Gets Ninety Marks by Excelling in Number Tests. Angela Brett
Education
100% ASSIGNMENT (4)Aarrghh! Stressful Situation Is Getting Nastier... My Essay's Now Tardy! Angela Brett
Education
100% ASSOCIATEAcquaintance Seen Somewhat Often, Commercial Interests Are The Excuse. Angela Brett
People & Relationships
Commerce
100% AS SOON AS POSSIBLEA Speedy Start, Only One Nanosecond As Strict Preference... Only Should Slow If Beloved's Life Ends. Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
Time
100% ASTRIDAcronymising Strange Things Really Isn't Done! Angela Brett, when challenged to make up a quick expansion for ASTRID.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Names:First names:Female
100% ASTROLOGISTAnalyses Stars To Read Other's Lives - Obscurest Genethliac Inferences Seem True Angela Brett
Religion:Astrology
100% ATHEISMAll That Has Existed Is Strictly Mechanistic Angela Brett
Religion
100% ATHEISTA True Heathen's Existence Is Sans Theology Angela Brett
Religion
100% ATHEIST (2)Application To Have Encoding Inverted... Sans Theology! Angela Brett (see YARP)
Computers:Windows:Applications:The opposite of PRAY
100% ATHEIST (4)Anybody That Has Ever Investigated Scientific Theory? Angela Brett, after a friend said that because some articles in NEW SCIENTIST magazine are about evolution, everyone who has ever written for the magazine must be an atheist.
Science
Religion
100% ATHEIST (5)A Theistic Hypothesis Existed In Simpler Times Angela Brett
Religion
100% ATHEISTICAll The Hard Evidence Implies Scientific Theory Is Correct Angela Brett
Religion
100% ATHEISTIC (2)Apronym Touting Heavenly Entity Is Somewhat Tongue-In-Cheek? Angela Brett
Religion
100% ATHEISTIC (3)All Those Hapless Evangelists Insist Sticking To Initial Conjecture Angela Brett
Religion
100% ATKINSAll They Know Is 'Nothing Starchy' Angela Brett, on the Atkins diet.
Food & Drink
100% AT LASTAcronym Times Letter Arrives Slightly Tardily Angela Brett, after The Acronym Times was very late due to her Mac being lost.
Time
100% AT LAST (2)Acronym Times (Long Awaited) Sent Today Angela Brett, after not updating the website and sending out THE ACRONYM TIMES for ages because of exams and assignments due.
Time
100% ATMOSPHERICAt The Moment Our Sulphur Perhaps Helps Equipoise Rise In CO2 Angela Brett, who recalls hearing about 'sulphur cooling' caused by sulphur dioxide in the atmosphere counteracting the greenhouse effect. (Just as long as you don't mind acid rain!)
Science:Chemistry
Science:Environment
100% ATMOSPHERIC (2)As Transport Machinery Overtakes Sense, Particulates Have Exercisers Racked In Coughs Angela Brett - in some places it would be faster to walk than drive due to all the traffic, if it weren't for the exhaust fumes you'd have to breathe.
Transport
Science:Environment
100% ATMOSPHERIC CHEMISTRY All The Moguls Of Science Patiently Have Explained Result If Carbon Compounds Harm Equilibrium, Making It Sensitive To Radiation Yield. Angela Brett
Science:Chemistry
100% ATMOSPHERIC CHEMISTRY RESEARCH GROUPAs The Metropolitics Of Smoke Prevails, 'Hippies' Explain Rise In Carbon Compounds Has Effects Manifesting In Small Temperature Rise. You Read Every Scientific Exposition And Reach Conclusion Human Greed Reigns, On Unspeakable Proportions. Angela Brett, not about any particular group but in response to an unsuccessful search.
Science:Chemistry
Science:Environment
100% AUSPICIOUSAn Unspecified Superstition Presents Itself, Creating Intuition Of Unbridled Success Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
100% AUTOMATION SYSTEMApparently Used To Override Manpower And Thus Improve Our Next Stock. You're Superfluous - They Employ Machines. Angela Brett
Science:Electronics
89% AVICENNAA Vizier Interested in Cures, Equations & Nature - Notably Astronomy. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
100% AVOCADOA 'Victim' Of Cholesterol Advocates Delicate Oil Angela Brett
Food & Drink
100% AVOIDANCEA Villainy Of Investing Dollars And Not Contributing Excise Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Commerce:Money
100% AWAYAbsent, Went After You! Angela Brett (Thinking of turning up at someone's house and finding they're on the way to visit you)
People & Relationships
100% AXEAnihilate Xyloid Extremities Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Plants
100% AYE AYEAre You Even Aware You're Endangered? Angela Brett, referring to the rare species of lemur.
Science:Biology:Animals
100% AZYMEAny Zymotechnic Yeasts Mustn't Enter Angela Brett
Science:Biology
100% BABELBrought About (Biblically) Every Language Angela Brett
Religion
100% BABYBoisterous And Bouncy Youth Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing, inspired by Quantum Reid, Angela Brett's nephew - see his homepage at http://www.angelfire.com/az/lizreid/quantum.html
Science:Biology
People & Relationships:Family
100% BACHELORBecause Anyone Continuing His Education's Low On Romance? Angela Brett, B.SC.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
Education:Qualifications
78% BADDIES (2)Bad, Although Dribbling in Diapers Instead of Eliminating Superheroes Angela Brett, when Tony suggested that most of MacGirl & KEYBOARD's enemies would be back in kindergarten at the year 2000 because they'd think the date had reverted to 1900.
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains
100% BAD TASTEBad Aliens Drink Their Aggregated Sick, They Enjoy! Angela Brett -- people in my family still quote 'ooh, aren't I lucky... I got a chunky bit!' from that scene of the movie whenever appropriate, even though it's been at least a decade since I last saw it.
Entertainment:Movies
100% BAGHDADBefore Americans Get Here, Dozens Are Dying Angela Brett (this acronym could be either for or against the war in Iraq... am I referring to the dozens being killed while US troops are on the way to Baghdad, or those killed by Saddam Hussein before the war started?)
Places:Towns & Cities
Military:War & Terrorism
100% BAGPIPES (2)Blaring At Graduating People In Procession, Emulating Scotland. Angela Brett, while walking in a procession through the streets of Palmerston North as some bagpipes were played at her graduation.
Education
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
100% BAKER HANSBefriends Albert Klages, Eventually Recounts His Adventure 'Ncluding Shipwreck Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Solitaire Mystery
100% BALD SPOTBegan Aging, Lost Dulled Strands - Particularly On Top. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% BALFOUR BEATTY RAIL LIMITEDBig And Lucrative Frontrunner Of UK Rail Business. Electrification And Trackwork That You'd Readily Accept. It Looks Like (Inciting Moans) Intensive 'Training' Exercises Delivered. Angela Brett
Commerce:Companies
Transport:Trains
100% BANKBlast! Account Not Known! Angela Brett
Commerce:Money
100% BARBarney's A Regular/Resident! Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
100% BARREL-LOLBeing Amused, Riotously Raucous Excessive Laughter - Look Out Listeners! Started by Angela Brett, perfected by Tony McCoy O'Grady. A play on 'barrel roll.'
Laughter
100% BARTBoy's A Real Troublemaker Angela Brett
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
100% BART (2)Brat Anagram - Rightly, Too! Angela Brett
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
100% BASICBegan At Seven, I'd Conjecture Angela Brett, whose brothers forced her into BASIC programming pretty much as soon as she could read.
Computers:Programming
100% BATHBeware A Toweled Hitchhiker Angela Brett (see SPA)
Household Objects:Towels
100% BATTERIESBegan A Trip Thinking Extra Required... Instead, Existing Survived. Angela Brett, who took plenty of batteries with her to Palmerston North only to find that the ones already in her Newton lasted the whole trip. (Well, apart from the last few hours on the bus. But they would have survived that easily if they hadn't been a third used to begin with. If you're not happy with the slight deception, change it to 'Eight's Sufficient' in your head.)
Science:Electronics
100% BEBankrupt Enterprise Angela Brett
Computers
Commerce:Companies
100% BEACH (2)Bugblatter? Eyes Are Covered, Hooray! Angela Brett (see SPA - '...wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a brush, but very ravenous)')
Household Objects:Towels
88% BEAVERSBrown Engineering Animals Voraciously Erecting River-blocking Structures Dustan Dowsing and Angela Brett, During 'Angry Beavers'
Science:Biology:Animals
100% BEEFBSE Endangered English Farms Angela Brett
Food & Drink
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
70% BEE GEESBursting Everyone's Eardrums to Give an Enviable Element to Silence Angela Brett. (And I don't really think they're that bad!)
Entertainment:Music:Artists
100% BEEHIVEBrings Extra Elevation... Hair Is Vertical Extremity Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
99% BEHOLD, THE AMAZING ANGELA, AS SHE ATTEMPTS TO CREATE THE WORLD'S LONGEST ACRONYM, SURPASSING TONY... ALTHOUGH HE'LL PROBABLY BEAT IT AGAIN VERY QUICKLY.Because Each Honour Of Lexicographic Display's Taken, Here's Extremely Arduously Made Acronym. Zealous Initiator Now Gets A New Gold, 'Excessively Lengthy Acronym' Award, Surpassing Shorter Heroic Effort. A Trying Task, Exceptionally Many Puzzles To Solve. Takes One Concentration, Reading English Archives, Thesaurus Entries, Then Having Eighty Winks. Often Ruminating Lying Down, She Lazily Outdid Next Greatest Expansion So Tony's Authority's Challenged - Ready Or Not, You've Met Some Unwanted Rivalry. Proudly Angela Shows Superiority In 'Nymic Genius, Though On Next Year's Acronym List Tony'll Have Outdone Unwieldy, Godawful, Hard-won Honourable Entry. Luckily, Listing Program's Released Openly Before Any Better Lettering's Yielded By Enraged Anthony. This Is Truly Angela's Goal Attained, In Narrow Victory - End's Reached, Yippee! Questionable Undertaking Is Completed, Kindly Laugh & Yell. Angela Brett, shortly before releasing ACRONYMS 2.1.
Words & Wordplay:Ridiculously long apronyms
100% BEIGEPHONEBasically Emits Indecipherable Garbage... Each Person Hears Only Noise, Essentially. Angela Brett (The beigephone is the windoze user's equivalent of MacGirl's MACPHONE)
MacGirl & KeyBoard
85% BELLYBUTTONBabyhood External Lifesupport Left You (with) Beginning of Umbilical Tube, Tied Off Neonatally. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
97% BE NICE TO EDWIN, HE MADE THE FORUMSBerating Edwin's Not-In-Capitals Expansions? That's One Etiquette 'Don't'. We Implicitly Need His Expertise, Making A Dynamic Epistle-Trader. However, Expansions in Future Ought Really Use Majuscule Starters Angela Brett (with help from Tony McCoy O'Grady) in response to CAPITAL LETTERS PLEASE.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
88% BE NICE TO PEOPLEBerating Enemies Never Initiates Companionship. Exceed The Other Person's Expectations by Openly Proclaiming Love as Equals. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Advice
100% BERN DELLBasically, 'E's Really Nice. (Dollars Expected - Laud's Lucrative!) Angela Brett
Names:Acronymists
100% BERTHABrilliance Everyone Related To Her Admires Angela Brett (the name Bertha comes from berht, an Ancient Germanic word meaning "Brilliant.")
Names:First names:Female
86% BESSELBloody Expansions of Series Solutions... Extremely Laborious! Angela Brett, who has just learnt about Bessel functions which take way too much writing to figure out.
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
89% BESSEL AND NEPTUNEBessel's Equations Struggled to Show Existence, Leverrier & Adams' Numbercrunching Deduced New Edge-lying Planet's Tenor. Undisputed, Now - Elementary! Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
Science:Astronomy
100% BESTIALITY (2)Beasts Enjoy Sex Too! If Animal Likes It, Treat Yourself. Angela Brett (don't believe everything you read.)
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% BHANGBums Harvest Addictive, Narcotic Greenery Angela Brett
Drugs:Cannabis
89% BHASKARABiddurian Heaps Ahead of Some Kingdoms - Attained Reals, Almost. Angela Brett (Bhaskara understood zero and negative numbers long before Europeans.)
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
80% BIASBecause I'm an Apple Supporter? Angela Brett thinking that there's no reason to be biassed toward Apples unless there's some reason why I prefer them in the first place, so then it's not really bias, it's BIAS (2)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
100% BIAS (2)Because It's Actually Superior Angela Brett (see BIAS)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
100% BIBLEBooks Inside Book, Lasting Evangelism Angela Brett
Religion
Art & Literature:Book Titles
100% BIGBehold Its Greatness! Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
100% BIG APPLEBusses' Intercity Grub Acquisition Pleases Proprietors - Lotsa Eating. Angela Brett, when the intercity bus she was on made a refreshment stop at the Big Apple restaurant.
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
100% BIG BROTHERBeing In 'Goldfish Bowl' Really Opens Their Hearts -- Extreme Recreation. Angela Brett, referring to the pandemic of TV series in which a group of people enter a compound full of TV cameras (compound eyes!) and are 'evicted' one by one until the last one gets a prize. Meanwhile they are made to do strange tasks (extreme recreation) and tend to find out a lot about themselves in the process (extreme re-creation.)
Entertainment:TV shows
86% BIG BUMButtocks of Immense Gravity Belittling Usual Measurements Angela Brett, after 'BIG BUM' had been used many times to illustrate a point concerning this stack.
Science:Biology:Body Parts
90% BIG BUTTERButter Increases Glutton's Buttock, Unless They Take up Exercising Regularly Angela Brett
Food & Drink
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
88% BIG DENTBanged Into Garage - Didn't Even Notice it There. Angela Brett
Transport
88% BIG GUNSBitwise Information Gurus Guide University of Nottingham's Scientists Angela Brett (see UNITS)
Education:University of Nottingham School of Community Health Sciences IT Subgroup
100% BIG HUGBlatantly Impetuous Gesture, Happiness Usually Generated. Angela Brett, whose nieces love the TELETUBBIES.
People & Relationships
100% BIG SMILEBecause It's Great! So Many Incredibly Lovely Events! Angela Brett
Laughter
90% BILL GATESBillionaire Is Learning Little - Greatly Advantageous To Escape (his) System. Angela Brett
Names:Famous people
Computers:Windows
100% BIMBOBrainless Individual, Meretricious Blonde Ornament. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
100% BIOLOGYBy Investigation Of Life, One Gains Yang? Tony McCoy O'Grady and Angela Brett
Science:Biology
100% BIONICBelieve It Or Not, I'm Cybernetic! Angela Brett
Science:Biology
100% BIOSBoots In One Second Angela Brett (BIOS actually stands for Basic Input Output System)
Computers
92% BIRDS AND BEESBloke's Inadequate Redfaced Discussion (with) Son, Awkwardly Noting Differences Between Each & Every Sexuality. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology
100% BIRTHDAYBecause It's Really Tough Having Death Anniversaries Yearly! Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions
100% BIRTHDAY (2)But I Really Think He Does Act Young Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions
100% BIRTHDAY (3)But It's Ridiculous To Have Day Adding Year Angela Brett, because after this one day people consider themselves to be a whole year older.
Time:Special Occasions
70% BITSCHSBring Information Technology to the School of Community Health Sciences Angela Brett (see UNITS)
Education:University of Nottingham School of Community Health Sciences IT Subgroup
100% BITWISEBoolean Instructions Tackle Words In Single Elements Angela Brett
Computers:Programming
100% BITWISE (2)Bringing Information Technology Wisdom Into School Environment. Angela Brett (see UNITS)
Education:University of Nottingham School of Community Health Sciences IT Subgroup
100% BLAB (4)Beat Lips About Barrenly/Banally Angela Brett
Communication:Talking
100% BLACKBasically Lightless, As Coal / Kohl Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
100% BLACK COHOSHButtercup-Like, And Clinicians/Companies Know Compound Offers Hope Of Stimulating Hormones Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
100% BLAHBoring Lecture, All Humdrum. Angela Brett
Education:Slow Teaching
100% BLAINEBad Liver Affected Infant's Name, Evidently Angela Brett (the name Blaine comes from bla, a Gaelic word meaning "Yellow." I wonder how many babies were named Blaine because they were jaundiced.)
Names:First names:Male
90% BLANK PAGEBeckoning Like A Naked K-road Prostitute... Acronymise! Generate Expansions! Angela Brett, commenting on how a blank page seems to beg to be filled with acronyms. (K-road is Auckland's red light district.)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% BLAST 'EMBin Laden's A Sadistic Terrorist - Evil Manifested Angela Brett, who in general doesn't advocate blasting things but wanted to demonstrate an expansion containing 'Bin Laden'
Military:War & Terrorism
100% BLASTOISEBlasting Liquid Adds Speed - Third One In Squirtle Evolution Angela Brett (Blastoise is Pokemon #9)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
83% BLEEPBad Language Erased to Eliminate Profanity Angela Brett, to replace some offensive acronyms which were removed from the stack.
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness
100% BLOWBreathe Like Oral Wind Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
100% BLOWN AWAY!Blimey! Loads Of Wonderful New Acronyms. Wordsmiths Adore You! Angela Brett, when Tony produced a particularly good round of acronyms.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% BLUEBadly Lovesick? Unhappy, Emotionally... Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
100% BLUEBERRY IMACBad Luck, Underfed Ethiopians... Barely Edible Repast. Return Yours, I'll Make A Casserole. Angela Brett
Computers:Do Not Eat:iMac Fruit Salad
83% BOASTBlatantly Overemphasise Attributes & Show-off Talents. Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
100% BOAST (2)Brag Or Avaunt, Skite Terribly Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
100% BOATSBest Ones Are Trailer-Sailers Angela Brett
Transport

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