Abbreviated Pronunciations Require Omniscience -- Not Your Median Science.
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| 100% | BATH | Beware A Toweled Hitchhiker |
Angela Brett (see SPA) |
| 100% | BEACH (2) | Bugblatter? Eyes Are Covered, Hooray! |
Angela Brett (see SPA - '...wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a brush, but very ravenous)') |
| 83% | BEACH (3) | Beware Exposing Anything Covered in Hair |
Tony McCoy O'Grady (using towels to maintain modesty when changing into swimwear is tricky) |
| 100% | HAND (2) | His/Hers Are Nearly Dry |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | SPA | Signal Passing Ambulance |
Angela Brett, celebrating TOWEL DAY by acronymising different types of towels to show some of their uses. ('...You can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal') |
| 100% | TOWELS | Take Off Watery Excess / Liquid Surplus |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, on TOWEL DAY |
| 100% | TOWEL DAY | The Occasion When Everybody Loves Douglas Adams. Yay! |
Angela Brett (International Towel Day, in honour of the late Douglas ADAMS and the superlatively useful towel, is on May 25th - see http://towelday.org for details.) Time:Special Occasions |
| 100% | TEA TOWEL | This Erases Any Trace Of Wetness Every Lunchtime |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |