Main:Household Objects:Towels

Towels are glorified in the Hitch-hikers' Guide to the Galaxy as being the most useful things in the universe. These apronyms point out some of the many uses of towels.

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Loose apronyms:
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100% BATHBeware A Toweled Hitchhiker Angela Brett (see SPA)
100% BEACH (2)Bugblatter? Eyes Are Covered, Hooray! Angela Brett (see SPA - '...wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a brush, but very ravenous)')
83% BEACH (3)Beware Exposing Anything Covered in Hair Tony McCoy O'Grady (using towels to maintain modesty when changing into swimwear is tricky)
100% HAND (2)His/Hers Are Nearly Dry Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% SPASignal Passing Ambulance Angela Brett, celebrating TOWEL DAY by acronymising different types of towels to show some of their uses. ('...You can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal')
100% TOWELSTake Off Watery Excess / Liquid Surplus Tony McCoy O'Grady, on TOWEL DAY
100% TOWEL DAYThe Occasion When Everybody Loves Douglas Adams. Yay! Angela Brett (International Towel Day, in honour of the late Douglas ADAMS and the superlatively useful towel, is on May 25th - see for details.)
Time:Special Occasions
100% TEA TOWELThis Erases Any Trace Of Wetness Every Lunchtime Tony McCoy O'Grady