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100% ACRO FORTHCOMINGA Crazy Rendition Of Frazes. Openly Readable Text, Hyper Card On Macintosh. I'm No Goofball ;) Jeff Anonymous
100% AERATE MEAn Explanation Required As This Eludes Me, Elucidate! Tony McCoy O'Grady, wondering about the meaning of 'coolies.'
100% A IS FOR APPLEAnother Instructive Sentence Forming Opinions Regarding Alphabetic Pedagogy... Please Learn Earnestly. Angela Brett
100% AMOR VINCET OMNIAAny Memory Of Romance Vicariously Ignites Natural Conceptions Embracing Two Opportune Mates Needing Imagined Ardour Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% AN EXCUSE THAT'S FULL OF HOLESA Novel Explanation - Xculpating Culprit Under Suspicion. Elaborate Tale Has Abundant Twists. Seems Foolproof, Until Logically Looked Over - Faulty - Hundreds Of Light-Emitting Sources Tony McCoy O'Grady
92% AS FAR AS I KNOWAssuming Some Facts And Researching Available Supplied Information, Knowledge is Now Offered Warily. Roger Williams
100% AS SOON AS POSSIBLEA Speedy Start, Only One Nanosecond As Strict Preference... Only Should Slow If Beloved's Life Ends. Angela Brett
Time
100% BACK OFFBeware A Cornered Kiwi - Offence Fires Fury. Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
100% BE BACK LATERBusybody Ends By Adjourning Conversation, Keeps Linkage Alive Through Eventually Returning Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% BEHIND THE EIGHT BALLBalefully, Everything He'd Invested Never Developed. Then He Erringly Engaged In Gambling; He Then Borrowed Awfully Large Loans. Roger Williams
Commerce
100% BE RIGHT BACKBriefly Ending Relationship (I'll Go Have Tea) But Am Coming Kcab :-) Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% BITE MEBlonde's Invited To Eat My Epidermis Tony McCoy O'Grady
Main
100% BLOW MY OWN TRUMPETBrilliant Lady, One Will Meet Your Own Wishes, Now 'Thousands' Replaces Utterly Modest, Personally-Effacing 'Tons'. Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Angela suggested changing the 'Tons' in his TONY (4) with the more accurate and impressively unexaggerated 'Thouands'.
100% BORN FOR THE PORCHBeing Of Restful Nature, Find Oneself Returning To Hammock Everytime. Perhaps One Relishes Calm Happiness TMcCO'G - who hopes he has grasped the meaning being sought by the person who searched for this phrase.
94% BRIGHTNESS OF HOPE'Bad Reasoning' Is Good; Helping Them Not Expect Sad Swings Of Fortune Highlights Opportunities (of) Preventing Emergencies. Angela Brett ('Bad reasoning' referring to the idea that hope in a particularly bleak situation is illogical.)
People & Relationships
93% BURNT TO A CRISPBlistering Uninhibited Rays Neatly Toast The Outer Area of Coverless Rump - Isn't Sunscreen Protected Angela Brett
93% BURNT TO A CRISP (2)Becoming Unbearably Red, Now Taking Ti-tree Oil And Craving Relief In Skin Pigmentation. Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing
89% BY THE WAYBefore You Think He's Ended, Wit Appends Yackety-yak Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% C'EST LA VIEChallenging, Exciting Situations To Live Amongst... Very Interesting Experience Angela Brett
100% COOL STUFFChill Out - Oh Look, Some Things're Utterly Funky & Fantastic TMcCO'G
100% DITTODouble It, To This Opinion Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% EAT A SANDWICHEmail Alias Thingies And Some Annoying Nonsense, Drab Writings Investigating Cheeseburger Hunger Angela Brett, as the subject of a rambling email to Edwin asking about an email alias and complaining about being hungry and wishing she'd eaten the rest of that double cheeseburger the night before.
100% EAT MY DUSTEradicating All Tailgaters Makes Your Driving Usually Suffer Thoughtfulness Kenny Roy
100% EAT MY SHORTSEducational Authorities Treat Male Youth Scandalously - He Openly Replies 'Trouser Salad'! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
Household Objects:Clothing
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
100% END-TO-ENDExtremeties Neatly Dovetailed Together, One Ensures Neat 'Dressing' Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% EUREKA!Epiphanic Understanding Reached - Exclaim Knowledge Aloud! Angela Brett
100% FAT CHANCE!Forever Anonymous. Terribly Cruel, Hey? Anonymity: Nice! Creative, Exceptional! Jeff Anonymous, as a response to NEW ACROS (2).
100% FLASH LASTFlirted, Loved, And Swallowed Hook Line And Sinker Terminally. Rico Leffanta, explaining that flashing last is going down in flames like a shooting star.
100% FOR STARTERSFor Only Recently Shoud Those Adults Ready To Engage Really Start. John Block
100% GET UP AND GOGreat Energy That Urges People Along... Now Don't Go Overboard! Angela Brett
100% GOOD DAYGenerosity Of Others Definitely Does Affect You Angela Brett
Time
People & Relationships
100% GOODNIGHTGoodness Oh Oh Dear Now Its Going Home Time Messy Eater, During a conversation
Time
100% GO TO HELLGoing On Tour Of Hades, Enduring Lucifer's Location Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
100% HARKHear Any Rubber Knickers? Rico Leffanta
100% HAVE A LOVELIER DAY THAN...Have A Very Excellent And Lovely (Oh, Very Entertaining) Life! I Expect Record Days And Years To Happen! And NOW! Rob Rix, after he capitalised that phrase in an email and Angela challenged him to expand it.
100% HEART-STOPPERHave Encountered Accident. Really Terrible Situation. Then One Pulse Pausing Emergency Resulted Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% HOW DO YOU DO THAT?Help Out With Details Of Your Operational Uniqueness, Disclosure Of Technique Helps Acclimatise Trainees TMcCO'G
100% HOW NOW BROWN COWHere's One Writing Naming Our Wonderful Bovine Representive. Ours Was Named Clara. Oh, Wow! Roger Williams
100% HURRY!High Urgency... Result Required Yesterday! Angela Brett
100% I AM COOL'It's A Myth!' Claim Objective On-Lookers Angela Brett
People & Relationships
100% I AM COOL (2)Indicates A Master Craftsman Of Obvious Laidbackness Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
95% I CAN'T AGREE MORE, TONYIn Complete Agreement - Nothing To Argue. Gladly Reinforce Evocative Emotions Mentioned. One Re-echoes Exactly Thoughts Originally Noted Yesterday. Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Jeff said on the forums, 'I can't agree more, Tony.'
100% I DON'T BELIEVE YOUI Doubt Obvious Nonsense - Tis Beautifully Embellished - Lacks Indications Endorsing Veracity, Evidently You're Outrageously Untruthful Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% I'D RATHER DIEIt's Depressing Reading.... And The Hurt/Horror Escalates Rather Dreadfully.... It's Endless Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% IF YOU ARE GOODI'll Finance Your Own Unicorn! (Alicorn's Really Elephant's, Glued On... Oh, Devious!) Angela Brett (any young girl would be good if promised a unicorn, and parents can be sneaky when it comes to making young girls be good.)
100% I HAVE NOTHING TO DO!I Have A Vapid Existance, Never One To Hear Interesting News. Great Things Oncoming? Dream On! Robert Anonymous
100% I'M AN IDIOTI Must Amend Neglectfulness -- I Didn't Inspect Original Typing Tony McCoy O'Grady, when he missed out a word when typing an acronym on the forums.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% I MISS YOUIt's Miserable In Solitude Sometimes... Yearning's Overwhelming, Unfulfilled. Angela Brett
People & Relationships
100% INABSENTIAI Need A Bath Soon Especially Now That It's Autumn! Rico Leffanta
100% IN MY ARROGANT OPINIONI Never! May Your Absolutely Ridiculous Ruminations Oppose Greatness? Are Not Thinking, One Presumes; I Need Idiotic Opinions Not! Gavin Lambert
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% I REALLY NEED TO GO PEEPEEIn Relief Emergency A Lavatory's Located. You Now Elbow Every Door To Openly Gain Occupancy. Painfully Each's Engaged - Piddle Erupts Everywhere Tony McCoy O'Grady
90% I'VE FALLENIt's Very Embarrassing - Fumbled And Landed Legs-up, Exposing 'Nickers! Angela Brett
100% I'VE FALLEN (2)I'm Virtually Embracing Flooring, And Lack Levitation-Enabling Needs Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% I WAS JOKINGIt Was A Silly Jest, Over Killed. It Never Gelled. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
100% I WAS TIREDI Went And Said Things I Regret; Excuse Delivered. Angela Brett
100% JEEPERS CREEPERS'Jesus!' Euphemism; Expressing Perturbation Except Removing Sacrilegious Christ Reference. Everyone Except Pagans Exigently Respects Saviour. Angela Brett, thinking that the expression 'jeepers creepers' probably came about as a replacement for 'Jesus Christ!'
Religion
100% JUST TOO BUSYJoyful Users Should Try To Openly Operate Battery Utilisation System. Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady, complaining about Angela's sister, who is JUST TOO BUSY to change her clock batteries and therefore her emails come through as though they'd been sent several days beforehand.
Computers
100% NE PLUS ULTRANeed Extra Penile Length? Use Safe Urologist Logs That Raise Assets Rico Leffanta
89% NOBODY GROWS APPLESNo Orchard Businesses Operate; Don't You Grow Refections On Wasted Suburban Areas? Properly-fed People Like Environmentally-friendly Sustenance. Tony McCoy O'Grady, after reading SINGAPORE (2)
100% NO STRINGS ATTACHEDNot One Single Thread Remains... It's Now Gone Smooth And That's Terrible, As Cords Held Extra Delight Angela Brett, who can't think exactly what kind of item is worse with no strings attached, but there must be something. Whatever was the person who searched for this term thinking of? ;)
100% NOTHING MUCHNo One Thing Has Importance Now. Guest May Unexpectedly Cause Happiness Tedium McCoy O'Boredom
100% ONCE IN A WHILEOccasionally - Not Consecutively, Erratic In Nature And Without Having Identifiable Lapse Episodes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time
100% ONE STOP TESTING SOLUTIONSOfficials Need Every Single Thing Operating Perfectly? Then Enter Super Testers Incorporated's Nice Gleaming Station. Our Labourers Undertake Technical Inspections Of No Specificity. Angela Brett, thinking that one-stop testing solutions would have to be able to test anything and everything, and would perhaps have designed a single, extremely generalised test. They would, therefore, probably not test any particular thing very well.
100% OOHS AND AHSOldies Ogling Huggable Sprog: Apathetic Neonate Dribbles, 'Awww, How Sweet...' Angela Brett
100% OUT OF HEREOnce Under That Old Fence, He'll Evasively Run East Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% PIECE OF CAKE! (2)Perfect Invention! Examine! Commandeer Executive Officers! Fully Computerise Assemblyline! Kindly Expedite! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
86% P-L-E-A-S-EPerhaps Liz (will) Email Anthony, Screen Enumerators Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Angela's sister Liz did not answer him when he asked how large her screen is.
100% QUID PRO QUOQuietude Usually Invokes Detention Police Require Oral Questioning Under Oath Rico Leffanta
100% RULE OF THUMBRather Unique 'Legislation' Explains Observed Findings That Have, Usually, Many Benefits Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science
90% SAY CHEESESuggestion Asking (for) Your Concerted Happy Expression, Endure Several Exposures Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% SECOND TO NONESupreme! Every Competitor Overwhelmed. Nobody Dares To Oppose - No Other Need Enter Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% SEE YOU SOONSeems Everyone's Exiting, Yet Only Us Stay, Outlining Our Nexttime Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% SKIN OF YOUR TEETHStriving Keenly In Nasty Occasion - Finally Yielding One's Utmost Resolution - To Eventually Escape The Horror TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Disaster
100% SLUGS AND SNAILS AND PUPPY DOGS' TAILSSlime Laying, Unpleasant Garden Species Are Nominally Described Suggesting Nastiness And Ickyness. Lying 'Sisters' Are Naturally Deceitful - Painting Untruthful Pen-Pictures You Depict Outrageousness Grossly Slandering The Angelic, Innocent Little Saints Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
96% STARTED THINKING SIDEWAYSSummersaultingly Turned All Rational Thoughts Endways. Directed The Head In Novel Kinds of Ideas Never Generally Suggested. Inspected & Developed Every Worthwhile Avenue, Yielding Success Tony McCoy O'Grady
MacGirl & KeyBoard
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% STATE OF THE ARTSpending The Amount That's Expected, One Finds They Have Encompassed All Recent Technologies Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers
Science:Electronics
97% SUGAR AND SPICE AND ALL THINGS NICESome Uncouth Girls Apparently Require Affirmation. Nursery-rhyme Details Suggest Poetic Ingredients. Calorie Enhanced Additives Named Describing Apparent Lovely Luscious Treats. Heartily Idiotic Nonsensical Gender-Specific Nastiness Is Completely Erroneous. Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
100% TALLY HOToward Any Lethal Limb Your Horse Opts Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
87% THAT'S NOT FUNNYThis (is) Horrid And Thoroughly Superfluous. Never Offer Thoughts Founded Upon Nasty Notions (of) Yours Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
100% THEN WHAT?Total Headrest Ensues. Not What Horny Angela Thought! Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela mentioned that she wanted to finish an email and get to bed before midnight, but she only had 9 minutes left - Tony said "Don't worry, the hero always arrives just before the clock on the bomb has ticked down to zero. Expect a tall dark stranger to burst into your room any minute now." To which Angela replied "And whisk me to bed in the nick of time? Then what?!" so Tony responded with this acronym.
94% THE WAY THINGS ARETo Have an Easier World And Yet To Have Interesting New Glitches Shows A Reasoning Error Angela Brett
100% THIS IS ALL LIESTruth Here Is Suspect! I Shan't Allow Little Lousy Liars Invent Exaggerated Stories. Tony McCoy O'Grady
92% THIS IS STUPIDThat Humbug Is Silly. I Suggest Stop Talking Until (you) Properly Inspect Dictionary Tony McCoy O'Grady
86% THIS IS STUPID (2)That Humbug Is Silly, I Suggest. Such Tripe is an Utterly Presumptuous Inane Diatribe. Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% THIS IS WHAT I MEAN!Take Heed! I'm Still Immeasureably Superior, Wanting Happiness Always. To Increase My Exacerbation: Absolutely, Not! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
100% THIS IS WHAT I MEAN! (2)This Hear! I Said I Scoff Workers Haplessly Assuming That I Meant: Enventually! Absolutely, Now! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:The Workforce
0% TIME FOR BED, OR NOT?This Is My Evening Fight Of Reasoning... Being Excited, (I) Don't Often Respect Notifications Of Tiredness. Angela Brett
100% TO BE OR NOT TO BEThe Option's Between Enduring One's Repetitive Nightmare, Or To Terminate One's Breathing Existence TMcCO'G referring to Hamlet's famous soliloquy musing on suicide.
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays
95% TOTES LIFT RAPID RELIEF!Totes Objective: Travel Easily, Swiftly! 1. Light/Lift/Left (Inside Fluid) 2. {Thesaurus, etc.: Rugged/Raise/Right} 3. Alas! Pace Increases! 4. Destination: Rugged/Relieve/Right 5. End: Light/Lower/Left. I Enjoy Fast/Freedom! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. A friend gave me 2 Great Totes! Left Tote = Light = (2 Quarts Great Bear Spring Water[in Nalgene Bottles = Narrow-Mouth = Loop Top]; etc.) Right Tote = Rugged = Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary (11th edition); Webster's New Thesaurus of the English Language; etc.
97% TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAYTotally Reliable to Uphold True Happiness, Just Us Super Twosome In Control Everytime, All Nasty Deviants Treated Harshly Eventually And Miscreants Expect Resistance Initially. Counter Active Naughtiness - Walk Away Yahoos! Tony McCoy O'Grady... don't ask why a half-Irish, half-kiwi twosome would fight for the American way, but hey, it's quite an ACRONYM!
MacGirl & KeyBoard
100% UNDILUTED GRADE A CANADIAN NONSENSE CONCENTRATEUnnervingly Normal? Dial Into Lunatics Unlimited. They Export Drivel, Gibberish, Ridiculousness - All Daily! Emails Are Completely Absurd, No Alternative Deliveries Include A Nation's Nonsense. Order Now! Sanity's Exaggerated; Nobody Sane Ever Created Outstanding New Custard-Extracting Nets. Try Real Absurdity Today, Everyone! Angela Brett, when Rob challenged her to acronymise that phrase after she'd commented that every email she'd received that morning was from him.
96% UNWANTED CHILD FINALLY ABORTEDUnprepared, Naive Woman Argues Need for Termination. Embryo Dies & Can't Have Infantile Life - Development Further Is Not Allowed, Lest Little Youngster Abide Bastardism Or Rations To Eat & Drink. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Family
100% USUAL WAY TO DO THINGSUnvaried Style Undoubtably Averts Laughter. Why Aren't You Trying Out Different Organisational Tactics? Have Innovative & New Goals, Steve! Angela Brett... referring, of course, not to Steve Jobs, Steve Wozniak, or Commissioner Steve, but the Steve whatsisname who is the CEO of Microsloth.
Computers:Windows
100% VERY GOOD!Victorious Exclamation. Really You Give One Obvious Delight. Tony McCoy O'Grady, after he typed 'VERY GOOD!' in an email to Angela and she reminded him that capitalised phrases ought to be acronymised.
100% VISIT USAVacations Including Scenes Illustrating The Ugliest Sexual Adventures Rico Leffanta
100% VOULEZ-VOUS?Voicing Our (Using Language Exotic) Zeal, Veritably, Our Urges Satisfied! Robert Anonymous
Science:Linguistics:French Words
100% WAKE UP!We're All Keenly Expecting Undelayed Play! Angela Brett, when an opponent on an online game was not responding.
91% WELCOME TO A SINGLES CLUBWankers Evidently Like Company... Obviously Man's Entry Thrills Oestrogenic Airheads. Some Intoxicated Numbskulls Get Lucky, Except Seldom is Comatose Lust Unconquered by Booze. Angela Brett.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% WE WILL SEEWhile Everyone Waits Impatiently, Looking Like Something Expecting Explosion Angela Brett
95% WHAT DOES FLAG STAND FOR?We Have Answer... That Dude O'Grady Expanded as Such: Flutters Loftily And Gloriously. Searcher Typed A Naturally Defined Form Of Request. Angela Brett, in response to an unsuccessful search for the phrase. See FLAG.
100% WHAT'S GOING ONWe Have A Tight Schedule; Get Onto It Now! Goof Off Never! Angela Brett
78% WHAT? YOU?Who Has Attempted This? You're Obviously Up-for-it Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% YELLING INTO A DEAF EARYou Evidently Listen Little. I'll Now Generate Increased Noise (Throat Open And Declaim Excessively) And Facilitate Effecting A Response Tony McCoy O'Grady
84% YOU'RE FUELLING THE ENEMY!Your Open Uniqueness Restricts Enemy Function! Unerringly, Enemies Lose Land. Incomprehensibly, Nobody Gets it; They'd Hinder the Enemy by Encouraging Nonconformism. Engage in Mutiny, You! Rob Rix, when he used that phrase in capitals in an email to Angela, and Angela said he should acronymise it.
71% YOU'RE WELCOMEYou Ought to Understand... Really, Everyone Would Eagerly Lend a Computer Oriented Magazine to an Email-buddy Angela Brett, when Tony thanked her for lending him her MacAddict magazine