Main:MacGirl & KeyBoard

MacGirl and her sidekick KeyBoard were invented during the course of creating all these apronyms. There are some short stories about MacGirl and KeyBoard which were intended for publication on a website, but they never got finished.

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Loose apronyms:
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100% ADVENTUREA Dastardly Villain Enters Niceguy Territory - Usually Really Exciting! Angela Brett, while pondering the ADVENTUREs of MacGirl and KEYBOARD.
100% AMERICAN WAYAll Macintosh Emergencies Require Immediate Computer Aid, Necessitating Wisdon And Youth Tony McCoy O'Grady, after fighting for TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
0% ASS*inAdequately Strong Sphincter Angela Brett, when KEYBOARD explained that he couldn't control-P very well and she said to get off his ASS and type control-P.
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% BEIGEPHONEBasically Emits Indecipherable Garbage... Each Person Hears Only Noise, Essentially. Angela Brett (The beigephone is the windoze user's equivalent of MacGirl's MACPHONE)
100% FEMININEFrail Entity Making Idiotic Noises In Nefarious Environment Tony McCoy O'Grady, while looking for MacGirl's faults, alleges that 'girls just squeak and squeal when faced with danger!' Not MacGirl, no... MacGirl is brave, MacGirl is fearless. MacGirl is... eek, is that a (three button) mouse over there? Heeelp!
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% ICED COFFEEIcy-Cold Espresso, Delicious Cream Or Foam For Enhancing Experience Angela Brett, who is slightly obsessed with iced coffee. In fact, when the heap of spare parts later to be known as KeyBoard came up with that acronym in the first episode of The ADVENTUREs of MacGirl and KeyBoard, MacGirl replied, "Actually it's not just icy-cold espresso. A lot of people think that iced-coffee is just cold coffee with ice in it but it isn't... it has to be made with milk, and sugar, and cream on top, and sometimes icecream and vanilla essence. It's a treat, not just a cold drink.Ó Angela and Dustan will be starting up an iced coffee website some time soon, rating all of the iced coffees they've tried in the quest for the perfect one. If they can manage to get permission from the superhero herself, they might even quote MacGirl somewhere on the site.
Food & Drink:Drinks
80% JUMPJolt of Unrestrained Mac Power Angela Brett, describing what would be needed to turn KEYBOARD off or on (the power keys are on the soles of his feet, but aren't activated by normal walking.)
100% KERPOWKick Endangering Rude Parts Of Wrongdoer Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns:Noises
75% MACINTOSHMacGirl Always Comes In the Nick of Time to Obliterate Supervillains' Henchmen Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
89% MACPHONEMobile All-purpose Communicator - Police Have One Nearly Everywhere Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% ORCHARDOld Remote Castle, Heroes' Abode, Romantically Derelict Tony McCoy O'Grady
92% SAFETY PHIRSTSuperhero Application Form Ensures That You're Protected by Honest Individuals Respecting Superhero Tradition. Angela Brett. This is the sign above Commissioner Steve's door, as he processes the Superhero Application Forms. (See the ADVENTUREs of MacGirl and KEYBOARD, episode #1)
96% STARTED THINKING SIDEWAYSSummersaultingly Turned All Rational Thoughts Endways. Directed The Head In Novel Kinds of Ideas Never Generally Suggested. Inspected & Developed Every Worthwhile Avenue, Yielding Success Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% SUPERHEROSome Unlikely Person - Essentially Ridiculous - Handling Exceptionally Risky Operations Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% SUPERHEROESSuccessful Unique Pairing - Endlessly Rebuffing Hellish Evil - Regularly Overcoming Every Schemer! Tony McCoy O'Grady, perhaps describing MacGirl and KEYBOARD.
100% SUPERHEROES (2)Suffering Unusual / Peculiar Emergencies Requiring Happy Endings? Ring Our Emergency Stuntmen! Tony McCoy O'Grady
85% TO THE MAC LAB!This is Often The Hearty Exclamation of MacGirl As Conundrums Lurk Around Baddies. Angela Brett
100% UP TO DATE AT LASTUsing Postings To Organise Details About Things Evolving A Tale, Logging A Story's Theme... Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Angela finally got up to date with replying to his email, after being Macless for over a week. (This was in the middle of thinking up the first MacGirl & Keyboard stories.)
100% VILLAINViolent Individual Largely Lacking Any Innate Niceness Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
100% VILLAINSViolent Individuals Little Liked Amongst Innocent Normal Society Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
83% WIMPSWeak-willed Individuals Make Pathetic Superheroes Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
100% YOUTHYou're Obviously Unable To Hesitate Tony McCoy O'Grady, still picking holes in MacGirl.
100% TRUTHThey Round Up The Hoodlums Tony McCoy O'Grady, after completing the marathon TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY.
97% TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAYTotally Reliable to Uphold True Happiness, Just Us Super Twosome In Control Everytime, All Nasty Deviants Treated Harshly Eventually And Miscreants Expect Resistance Initially. Counter Active Naughtiness - Walk Away Yahoos! Tony McCoy O'Grady... don't ask why a half-Irish, half-kiwi twosome would fight for the American way, but hey, it's quite an ACRONYM!
Assorted Phrases