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APRONYMS BY DUSTAN DOWSING
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100% AAAAvailable As Alkaline Dustan Dowsing, who resorted to acronymising battery sizes in an attempt to get the overall first acronym.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
100% AAAAAlso Available As Alkaline Dustan Dowsing
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100% AZOTURIAAnimal's Zone Of Trouble, Urine Really Is Abnormal Dustan Dowsing
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% BAABleating, Audible Announcement Dustan Dowsing
Science:Biology:Animals
Assorted Nouns:Noises
100% BABYBoisterous And Bouncy Youth Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing, inspired by Quantum Reid, Angela Brett's nephew - see his homepage at http://www.angelfire.com/az/lizreid/quantum.html
Science:Biology
People & Relationships:Family
88% BEAVERSBrown Engineering Animals Voraciously Erecting River-blocking Structures Dustan Dowsing and Angela Brett, During 'Angry Beavers'
Science:Biology:Animals
100% BULBASAURBud Using Little Blighter, A Scourge Against Useless Rocket Dustan Dowsing on his favorite pokemon
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
100% BULLDOZERBig Ugly Land Lifting Digger, Often Zealously Engineering Roads Dustan Dowsing
Transport
93% BURNT TO A CRISP (2)Becoming Unbearably Red, Now Taking Ti-tree Oil And Craving Relief In Skin Pigmentation. Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing
Assorted Phrases
100% BUSBackbreakingly Uncomfortable Sleep Dustan Dowsing, after having a sleep on an INTERCITY BUS and finding it had left him with, among other things, a pain in the neck.
Transport
100% CABContains Autoist Bottom Dustan Dowsing
Transport
100% CH'IN CHIU SHAOComposed Haiku, Investigated Numbers & Congruences. His Interesting Understandings Stieltjes Has Afterwards Observed. Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
89% COMMISSIONER STEVECheif Of MacGirl's Missions, Indeed, Steve Shows Integrity - Obsessively Nice, Earns Respect (by) Seeing That Evil Villains (are) Exterminated Dustan Dowsing & Angela Brett, Whilst in aCar
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Other Characters
100% CUPFULContent Usually Poured Fully Until Level Dustan Dowsing
Food & Drink
75% DABDots Applied (with) Brush Dustan Dowsing
Art & Literature
89% DECEMBER (3)Definite Enlightenment Comes, Ensuring Messiah's Birth is Enthusiastically Remembered. Dustan Dowsing
Religion
Time:Months
100% DIRTY OLD IRISHMANDrunkenness Is Retreating - Tony's Years Off Lager Decidedly Improved Relationships, & In Sobriety He May Acronymise Nicely. Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing. Tony is often referred to as 'The DOI' and it seemed to need acronymising. See also THE MAD IRISHMAN.
Names:Acronymists
90% DISCWORLDDrifting In Space Creating Weird Occurrences. Reality Low in Demand. Dustan Dowsing, referring to the series of novels by Terry Pratchett.
Art & Literature
100% DOWSINGDirty Old Woman Seduced Innocent Nice Guy Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing, on virginity \=]
Names:Acronymists
67% DUKE (2)Dangerously Using Karate (in an) Encounter Dustan Dowsing
Military
100% DUSTAN GEOFFREY DOWSINGDone Unusualy Stupid Things At Normaly Good Ethical Occassions, Fighting For Right, Even You Do Occasionally Wonder, Somebody Is Not Good? Dustan Dowsing, wondering if he still had an Acronym in him (which is a bad pun) (Sorry)
Names:Acronymists
94% EVIL TWIN BROTHEREntirely Vile Intel-Loving Twit With Innovators' Name - Beige Remains On Top in His Evil Realm. Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing, thinking of Dustan's gatanist friend Steve and wondering how he could share a name with Jobs and Wozniak, then deciding perhaps he is COMMISSIONER STEVE's evil twin brother.
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains
92% FINAL FANTASYFight In New Alien Lands, Final Applicable in Name, They Actualy Should Yeild Dustan Dowsing, On how they ALWAYS say that this is the FINAL fantasy... but it never is
Computers:Games
86% GARAGEGuests And Relatives Accommodated (at) Great Expense! Tony McCoy O'Grady, upon hearing that Dustan Dowsing was living in Angela's sister's garage.
Places:Buildings
89% GISBORNEGatanistic Inhabitant Steve Brings Out Rampant Nerdiness in Everyone Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing, thinking about Dustan's gatanist friend Steve who lives in Gisborne. (See EVIL TWIN BROTHER)
Places:Towns & Cities:New Zealand
100% HOTELHouse Of Travellers - Expensive Lodgings! Angela Brett/Dustan Dowsing, while listening to an mp3 of 'Hotel California' by The Eagles.
Places:Buildings
100% INSANELY-GREAT.COMInternet Niche Showing Apple's Next Electronic Leap. Your G3s Rule, Endangering All The Companies Opposing Macintosh. Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing... and yes there is a Mac website at http://www.insanely-great.com.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Computers:Internet:URLs
100% INSANELY GREAT MACInnovative New Software Advancing New Electronic Lifestyle. You've Greatly Revolutionised Electronics... Apple Technology Makes A Comeback! Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing. (Steve Jobs described the Macintosh as being insanely great way back before it was even out of the bag, and we agree with him!)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
100% KISS (2)Kind Intentions Sweetly Seduce Dustan Dowsing, 'cause he's missing them =](:
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% MAC'S SPECIAL LIGHTMysterious Ale Containing Strange Substances, Purposefully Encouraging Comas In All Liberal Liquor Ingesters, Giving Hangovers Tomorrow. Dustan Dowsing, after seeing a brand of beer called Mac's Special Light. (Angela thought it was the LED on her PowerBook which flashes when it's sleeping!)
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
91% MOTORBIKESMachines Of Transport - Or Rather, Bicycles (with) Increased Kinetic Energy & Speed Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing, because when Angela asked Dustan's mother for a topic, bragging that there would probably be an acronym in this stack referring to it, she said 'motorbikes' and it was discovered that there was no acronym referring to motorbikes yet. Her second choice, horses, did already have acronyms referring to it, however - so the stack is *nearly* encyclopaedic.
Transport
86% NINETEEN EIGHTY FOURNifty, Innovative, and Notoriously Effective Television Event Endorses Nonstandard Engineering of Insanely Great Hardware That You Feel Obliged to Use Recurringly. Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing, referring to the famous '1984' television commercial introducing the Macintosh.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Time
100% PC (5)Piss Can Dustan Dowsing
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
100% QUIP (2)Quite Unexpected Ingenious Pun Dustan Dowsing
Laughter
100% THE AMAZING IRISH SINGING FROGThis Happy Electronic Amphibian Masterfully Adds Zest In Novel Gift I Received. I Smiled, Hearing Singing - Including Name Given. Ingeneous Numbercrunching Generates Forté Ribbits Of Goodwill. Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing, describing a HyperCard stack featuring an amazing Irish singing frog which Tony made for Angela on her birthday.
Computers:Programming
Time:Special Occasions
100% THE MAD IRISHMANTony Has Eccentric Methods And Does Ingeneous Reptile Impersonations - Singing Happybirthday & Mentioning Angela's Name. Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing (see THE AMAZING IRISH SINGING FROG) The Mad Irishman, or TMI, is a term coined by TOO (The Other One, a.k.a Angela's sister) often used to refer to Tony.
Names:Acronymists
94% TONY MCCOY O'GRADYThis Old - Not Young! (sorry) - Man Can Churn Out Your Omnitopical & Greatly Revered Acronyms... Difficult? Youbetcha! Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing.
Names:Acronymists
100% UROLOGYUncontrolled Release Of Liquid, Often Goes Yellow Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing, 'cause we needed more U's
Science:Biology
83% VOMITViolent Outpouring of Meal Into Toilet Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments