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100% BAGPIPESBig Army Guys Playing It Perhaps Epitomises Scotland Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% BAGPIPES (2)Blaring At Graduating People In Procession, Emulating Scotland. Angela Brett, while walking in a procession through the streets of Palmerston North as some bagpipes were played at her graduation.
100% BANJOBasically A Noisy Jangly Object Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% BASSBold And Seldom Subtle Jason Wilcox
100% BRASSBrings Rapturous And Spectacular Singing Jason Wilcox
71% BUGLEBrassy Ululations Give Layabeds Early-morning-call Tony McCoy O'Grady
90% CASTANETSClacky And Staccato, These Are No-longer Exclusive To Spain Tony McCoy O'Grady
75% CORNETCan One Really Need Extra Trumpet-type-thing? Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% DRUMDeafening Rolls Upset Mind Rico Leffanta
100% DRUM (2)Damned Rowdy & Un-Musical! Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% DRUMSDoing Rudiments Use Motor Skills Jason Wilcox
100% FIFEFingering Is Fairly Elaborate Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% FLUTEFlavour Lets Us Touch Exaltation Jason Wilcox
100% FLUTE (2)Flex Lips Until Tune Escapes Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% FLUTESFingerwork Looking Uncomfortable, These Emit Sounds Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% GUITARGood Unplugged Instrument To Acclaim Righteousness Grace Francis
100% GUITAR (2)Get Up In Tune And Ready Jason Wilcox
100% GUITAR (3)Gut - Usually It's Tense And Reverberative Tony McCoy O'Grady, as an example of something which is worse with NO STRINGS ATTACHED (Six String Guitar)
100% HARMONICAHappy And Rowdy Musicmakers (Off Note) - It's Christmas Again TMcCO'G - thinking back to Christmas mornings as a child when Santa Claus usually included a harmonica in one of the family's stockings
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
100% HARPHairs Are Rapidly Plucked Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% HARP (2)Harmonious Agreement, Resonates Perfectly Jan Morgan
100% LUTELets User Twang Ecstatically Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% MACINTOSH (6)Modern Artists' Cyber-Instrument - New Technology Of Sequencing Harmonies. Angela Brett, because modern music is often created on computers - in fact that's a field in which I believe the Macintosh dominates.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
100% ORGANOutputs Really Grand Acoustic Noise Eric Bridgstock
100% PIANOPlay In A Nice Order Jason Wilcox
100% PIANO (2)Played In All Nice Orchestras Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% PIANO (3)Pleasing Instrument Acoustically, Numerous Octaves. Eric Bridgstock
100% PICCOLOPrinciple Is Clear - Cover Over Little Openings Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% STRING (2)Something That Resonates In New Guitar Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TAMBOURINEThere's A Million Backingsingers Operating Useless Rattling Instruments - None Excel! Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% VIOLINSVirgin's Immaculate Orchestration: Love's Instrument Needs Strings Rico Leffanta
100% XYLOPHONEXpressive Yet Lively Once Person Hammers Orchestral Notes Enchantingly Tony McCoy O'Grady
90% XYLOPHONE (2)Xmas-present Youngsters Least Often 'Preciate - Has Only Nerdy Exponents Tony McCoy O'Grady
90% XYLOPHONE (3)(e)-Xamines Yardage Length On Playing Harmony On Notes Ensemble Jan Morgan
100% XYLOPHONESXerox Your Lover's Organ! Play Havoc On Next Etude Session! Rico Leffanta
100% TRIANGLEThis Rattles If Agitated - Needs, Generally, Little Experience Tony McCoy O'Grady