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100% POLICE STATIONPlace Of Lies, Injuries Coerce Explanation. Suddenly They Are Terminating Investigation - Oh No! Steve Keate and Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Places:Buildings
100% POLITICALLY CORRECTPossible Offense Lies In This, I'll Carefully Avoid Language Lest You Complain, Or Race Relations Executives Concern Themselves Angela Brett
People & Relationships
Politics
100% POLITICIANPrejudiced Orotund Layabout Intending To Improve Career, In A Nutshell Leo Boyes
Politics
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
92% POLITICIANSPompous Oratory Lets Insufferable Two-faced Individuals Crawl Into A Nations Service Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
100% POLITICIANS (2)People Of Little Intellect Treat Intelligent Constituents Intolerably - A National Scourge! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
100% POLITICIANS (3)People Of Large Intellectual Talents Into Current/ International Affairs & National Security Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
100% POLITICIANS (4)Parliaments Often Lack Integrity To Inspire Confidence In A Nation's Subjects Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
100% POLITICIANS (5)People Occasionally Lie In Their International Careers In Affairs Needing Subtlety Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
100% POLITICIANS (6)Parliament Offers Little Inducement To Intelligent Citizens - It's A Nasty Scenario Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
100% POLITICIANS (7)Pretty Obnoxious Lot In Total - Inveterate Chancers Into Abberrant Nonstandard Sexualities Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
100% POLITICIANS (8)Perk Overuse Leaves Incredible Tips In Chauffeur Industry, Augments National Spending. Angela Brett
Politics
92% POLITICIANS (9)Poor Old Lollygaggers In Time Ingeniously (be)-Come Ignorami... Actually Nice Sorts. Jeff Anonymous
Politics
100% POLITICIANS (10)Professionals Of Low Integrity Targeting Innocent Citizens In A Nationwide Scam John Richard Jones
Politics
100% POLITICSParties Only Lack Incentive: Taxes Instigate Countless Squabbles Patricia Rix
Politics
100% POLITICS (2)Promptly One Learns Important Tactic Is Cheating Serially Chris Kjelgaard
Politics
100% POLITICS (3)Profession Of Liars, Incompetents, Thieves, Idiots, Cheats, Scrapings Chris Kjelgaard
Politics
100% POLITICS (4)People Only Listen If They Identify Congress's Sins. Roger Williams
Politics
100% POLIWAGPrefers Oceans... Legs Infantile & Weak, Aren't Groundworthy. Angela Brett (Poliwag is Pokemon #60)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
100% POLLPublic Opinion's Leanings Logged Angela Brett
Science:Statistics
100% POLOPony Owners Labour Outdoors Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
73% POLONIUMPierre Originally Located Occurrences - Nobel-winning-work In Union (with) Marie. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
80% POLONIUSPatrician Official Listening Out-of-sight Needlessly Is Unsuspectingly Stabbed Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Hamlet, Prince Of Denmark
100% POLYFILLAPerhaps One's Lunchbox, You'll Find, Is Lately Lacking Appeal Tony McCoy O'Grady (see GLOSS)
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement
100% POLYFILLA (2)Packet Of Lovely Yummy Fare Is Luscious & Largely Appetising Tony McCoy O'Grady, to balance out POLYFILLA
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement
100% POLYGAMYPlural Offensive Love, Yesterdays Gatherer At Multiple Yokes Jan Morgan - too many wives, old biblical practice of a man wanting to have multiple bonds (yokes) of marriage at the same time. No longer practiced.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% POMPrince Of Moaning Angela Brett (I have no opinions on the issue myself, but I've often heard people refer to 'whining poms')
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
86% POMPEYPours Out Mistress's Pints (for) Eager Youths Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Measure for Measure
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Measure for Measure
100% PONDPaddling Of New Ducklings Angela Brett
Places:Waterways
100% PONGSPutrid Odour - Nappy-Gas Stinks. Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
100% PONTIACPeople Of Note Travel In A Car Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
100% PONTYPRIDDProvision Of New Trials You Practice Regularly If Done Daily John Richard Jones
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
100% POONPiece Of Orient's Nature Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Plants
100% POON (2)Plenty Of Oriental Nookie Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Plants
100% POOPEDPassed Out, One's Partially Expired, Dearest Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
100% POOPHOLEP*ss Off, Offensive People... Hardly One Lecherous Expansion Steve Keate, when someone searched acronyms.co.nz for 'poophole' and some ruder words.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% POOR MANPeople Ordinary Opulent Retaining Mana And Nous Mary Carr
People & Relationships
Commerce
100% POPPorn's Offered Plentifully Tony McCoy O'Grady, of Post Office Protocol. (I get more junk mail than stuff I want to read)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
100% POP (2)Prolong One's Penis Angela Brett, in response to POP, as many spam offers to do just that.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
100% POPCASTLEPiece Of Precocious Child's Artwork - Say "That Looks Excellent!" Tony McCoy O'Grady (Popcastle is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'Something drawn or modelled by a small child which you are supposed to know wait it is.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
100% POPCORNPieces Of Puffed Cereal, Often Repeatedly Nibbled Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
100% POPCORN (2)Picturehouse's Own Popular Confection Offers Rotten Nutrition Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
Food & Drink
100% POPEPrelate Other Prelates Elected Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Religious Occupations
100% POPE (2)Pastoral Official Pretending Euphoria Mary Carr
Religion:Religious Occupations
90% POPPA BEARPorridge On Plate, Perhaps At Boiling-point? Enjoy A Ramble Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
100% POPSICLEPretty Often, People Suck Ice-Cold Lollies Eagerly. Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Confectionery
100% POPSICLE (2)Pathetic, Over-Priced, Slimy Ice Causes Little Excitement. Steve Keate
Food & Drink:Confectionery
100% PORCUPINEPrickly Old Rascal Climbs Up Pines, Is Noisy Eater Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals
92% PORNOGRAPHYPictures Of Respectability? No! Objectionable Graphic Representations Aimed (at) Perpetually Horny Youth! Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Art & Literature
91% PORNO MOVIEPrerecorded Orgy of Recreational Nudity On My Overhead Viewer. It's Exciting! Tony McCoy O'Grady/Angela Brett
Entertainment:Movies
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% PORNOTGRAPHICPictures Of Really Normal Objects That Get Responses As People Hear Interesting Captions Angela Brett -- 'Pornotgraphy' hints at being pornography, but is not. See http://macintosh.geek.nz/pron.html (I was tempted to invent 'Innuendic' for the I-word but I don't want to get too many demerit points on my creative license.) See also INNUENDON'T
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% PORRIDGEPathetic Old Reprobate Robs Indigent Dear Grannies & Elders Tony McCoy O'Grady, pouring milk on yet another cereal killer.
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:Cereal Killers
100% PORSCHEPhallic (Often Red) Symbol Creates Huge Envy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
100% PORSCHE (2)Pity Only Rich Snobs Can Have Everything! Stuart Taylor. I recieved an email with several automotive apronyms in it and was challenged to come up with an original one. I have never seen this one in print anywhere.
Transport:Car Makes & Models
100% PORTENDPrevious Omens Readily Tell Events Not Developed. Roger Williams
Assorted Verbs
100% PORTFOLIOPlenty Of Red Tape Folding One's Lifetime Investment Opportunities Tony McCoy O'DowJones
Commerce
100% PORTHCAWLPrivately Owned Residences That Have Cold Attics Which Leak John Richard Jones
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
100% PORTIAPanic's Often Raised Through Inamorata's Absence Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar and Antony and Cleopatra
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Antony and Cleopatra
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Julius Caesar
100% PORTIA (2)Pretty & Opulent. Realizes Truth In Adversity Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Merchant of Venice
100% PORT TALBOTPollution Of Real Threat The Answer Lies Beneath Our Tongues John Richard Jones
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
89% PORTUGALProducer Of Rough Tablewines Used (in) Gallons And Litres Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
80% POSHPeople Overcome by Social Haughtiness Mary Carr
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% POSITIONPerhaps One Should Inspect Things In One's Neighbourhood Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Positions & Directions
100% POSITION (2)People Often Suppose It To Indicate One's Nobility Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
94% POSITIVE ATTITUDEPeople Often Say It's The Internal Values Engineering All... That Their Influence's Thoroughly Underestimated [in] Determining Environment. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% POSITIVESPerfect! Opportune! Sentient! Innovative! Triumph! Invincible! Victory! Excel! Self! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships
100% POSITRONPart Of Smarts, In The Realm Of Novels Angela Brett, referring to the 'positronic brain' conceived by writer Isaac Asimov.
Art & Literature
Science:Physics:Particles
100% POSTPress OK Single Time. Steve Keate, after he accidentally posted the same message twice on the forums.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
100% POSTAL SERVICEPeople Offering Service Transmitting All Letters Swiftly, Ensuring Registered Valuable Item's Carried Efficiently Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
100% POST A MESSAGEPlease Omit Sexual Transmissions. "Adult" Messages: Eww! Stay Sane And Good, Eh? Jeff Anonymous (with a little help from Angela Brett), pleading for continued decency on the ACRONYMS forum, not that it's ever breached or anything.
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Page Titles
100% POST A MESSAGE (2)Perhaps One Should Tender A Missive Ensuring Some Special Acronym Gets Expanded Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Page Titles
89% POSTCARDPicture Of Somewhere Tourists Can Attach Romantic Description (to) Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
100% POSTERSPictures Of Swanky Technological Equipment, Ridiculously Sized. Angela Brett (referring to Apple posters of course... what other kinds of poster are there?)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
100% POST GRADUATEProfessors Often Seem To Get 'Research Assistants' Doing Undervalued And Tedious Experiments. Angela Brett
Education
100% POST GRADUATE STUDENTPast One's School Times, Go Researching And Doing Unusal - Although Terribly Esoteric - Second Thesis, Until Doctorate's Earned.... Nimble Thinking. TMcCO'G
Education
100% POSTHUMUS LEONATUSPompous Oaf Sets The Heroine Up Mistaking Untrue Story Liar Employs - Obviously Not A Trusting, Unsuspicious Soul! Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Cymbeline
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Cymbeline
100% POSTING TWICEPressed Once & Slipped! Two Identical Notices Got Through. Worried, I Cry, 'Edwin!' Angela Brett, when she accidentally doubleclicked on the button to post a message on the forums, and needed Edwin to delete the duplicate post.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
88% POSTMANPerson Offering to Send The Mail Across Nations Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
Communication
100% POSTMAN (2)Parcel Operative - Scrunches The Mail Ad Nauseam Tony McCoy O'Grady, describing his POSTMAN as being somewhat different from Angela's.
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
Communication
100% POST OFFICEPurchase One's Stamps There, Or Forward 'Freight' In Cardboared Envelopes TMcCO'G
Places:Buildings
Communication
100% POTPolice Often Take Angela Brett and Steve Keate
Drugs:Cannabis
100% POT (2)Please Offer Toke Steve Keate
Drugs:Cannabis
100% POT (3)Preferred Over Tobacco Angela Brett
Drugs:Cannabis
100% POT (4)Parliament Outlawed This Steve Keate
Drugs:Cannabis
100% POT (5)Particularly Overpriced Tickler Angela Brett
Drugs:Cannabis
100% POT (6)Peers Often Tempt Angela Brett
Drugs:Cannabis
100% POT (7)Piece Of Terracotta Jon Barker
Household Objects
0% POTASSIUMPerchlorate Of This Alkali (is) Sparingly Soluble Indeed, Unless (I'm) Mistaken. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% POTATOProperties Of Thermochemistry Are Too Obscure! Tony McCoy O'Grady - Angela had said that she likes refrigerated cooked potatoes because they have a similar texture, or at least temperature, to cold hardboiled eggs. Tony pointed out that the texture would vary according to the type of potato, so Angela replied that the temperature would still be similar no matter what kind of potato was used. Tony then said "I don't intend to get into a discussion about the heat-retention properties of various varieties of potato," and presented this acronym to back up his position.
Food & Drink
Science:Physics
100% POTENTIALPeople Ought To Eschew Natural Talents, Is Advice Lately. Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to TALENT
People & Relationships
100% POTTERYPeople Often Try To Extend Relationship's Years. Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the pottery (9th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
100% POUNDPhasing Out? UK's Not Deciding. Jeff Anonymous
Commerce:Money
100% POWERPlan, Organize, Work, Evaluate, Refine. Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Advice
100% POWER (2)Peace/Prince = Omnipotent/Omniscient Wonderful Emmanuel Redeemer! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Jesus Christ!
Religion
75% POWERBOOKPeople in Outdoor Work Environment Require Battery or Outlet to Output Kilobytes. Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% POWERBOOK (2)Power Outlet Wanted, Energy Recharges Battery Of One's Kneetop Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% POWERBOOK (3)Plenty Of Width, Evading Reddish Blush Of Older Kneetop Angela Brett, who will be buying a PowerBook shortly before her hardware discount expires on February 26th 2005. My iBook's screen is decidedly pinkish until it's been on for a while, and I'm also looking forward to have a widescreen PowerBook after about six years of 800x600 resolution. It's okay for most things but using the developer tools requires a lot of shuffling around of windows, more than ever on Tiger.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% POWERBOOK 1400CSProud Owner Worried Extremely - Ransom! But Out Of Kindness, Computer's Succeeded. Angela Brett, referring to what happened to her PowerBook 1400cs - see http://acronyms.co.nz/angela/mac/differentthought or http://acronyms.co.nz/angela/mac/myBook/clippings.html
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware:Angela's Apples
83% POWERBOOK G4Portable, One-inch-thick, Widescreen, Efficiently Running Battery... Offers Owner Kneetop Gigaflops! Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
91% POWERPOINTPresentations Once Were Educational. Redmond's Product Outrageously and Inimitably Negates That. Sean Lamb
Computers
Communication:Presentations
100% POWERSPresent Oportunity! Work Energetically Realising Successes! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Advice
100% POWER SOURCEPotatoes, Oils, Wind, Eels, Rain, Sunshine Or Uranium Reactions Create Electricity Angela Brett
Science:Physics
100% POWER TOOLSPlug On Wall - Electricity's Released To Operate On Lumber Stocks Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Electronics
Household Objects
100% PPCProductive Processor Cycles Angela Brett, because PowerPCs and other RISC chips are generally faster per MHz than CISC chips.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Generic Hardware
100% PPC (2)Performance-Per-Cycle Angela Brett
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Generic Hardware
75% PPC (3)Pre-eminent Portable Chip Angela Brett (PowerPC processors are good for portable computers because of their PPC (4))
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Generic Hardware
100% PPC (4)Petite Power Consumption Angela Brett
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Generic Hardware
93% PRACTICAL JOKESPrankish, Risky Activity Comically Torturing Innocent Cat's-paw, And Leaving Jovial Onlookers Keenly Expressing Sniggers. Angela Brett
People & Relationships
100% PRACTICEPeople Rarely Approve Complete Theories In Complex Experiments Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science
100% PRADAPeople Really Admire Designer's Adornments Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
89% PR AGENTSPaid Representatives Are Generating Exposure (in) Newspapers & Television Shows Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela suggested he should get paid by ALISON HOLST's PR agents, since now she's mentioned in this stack she will be known by a lot more people worldwide.
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
100% PRAISEPeople React Appreciatively If Sometimes Eulogised Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Advice
100% PRAISE (2)People Raise Arms In Singing Exaltation Grace Francis
Religion
100% PRAMPushing Round A Minor Tony McCoy O'Daddy
Transport
80% PRASEODYMIUMProperly Recognised A Separate Element (after) Ongoing Doubt, Yet Much In Use in Misch-metal. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% PRATTLEPerson Rambles And Talks To Little Effect. Angela Brett
Communication:Talking
100% PRAYERPrivate Reverence Answers Yearnings Eventually Received Jan Morgan - communication with God who does answer our prayers in HIS own time
Religion
100% PRESENTPowerBook Requested's Ever So Expensive... Nice Try! Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Assorted Nouns
100% PRESENTATIONSPlease Remember Electronic Slideshows Enhance Nothing That's Already Terrible Information. Only Note Success! Angela Brett
Communication:Presentations
100% PRESERVEProtect Religiously Every Species; End Rare Varieties' Extinctions. Angela Brett
Science:Biology
Science:Environment
0% PRESIDENT CLINTONPerson Responsible Evidentially (for) Sexually Intense Details Engulfing Newspapers & Televisions. Could (I) Live In Non Television Owning Neighbourhood? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Famous people:Politicians
100% PRESIDENTSPeople Running Executive Should, If Democratically Elected, Never Trust Sycophants Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
100% PRESSPublications Reporting Everyday Stories Sensationally Rico Leffanta
Communication
100% PRETENDPlaying Reality Elusions That Enhance Natural Deceptiveness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
100% PRETTY HOT AND TEMPTINGPerfect Repast's Evidently Tempting To You - Has One Tasted Any Nicer Dinner? Try Eating More Perfect Tart - It's Nearly Gluttonous! TMcO'G
Food & Drink
100% PREVIEWPre-Release Edition's Viewing Informs Executives Watching TMcCO'G - Hollywood movies are often 'previewed' to allow studios to change endings according to focus groups opinions.
Entertainment:Movies
100% PREYING MANTISPreparation Real Easy You Ingest Nutritious Greens Makes A Nice Touch In Snacks Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
100% PRICEProfit Received = Incoming Cash - Expenses Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Commerce
100% PRICELESSPrimary Reaction Is Chuckling, Excited Laughter Escapes, Some Sniggering. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
100% PRICKPenis Rests In Coloured Knickers Mary Carr/Angela Brett, while Mary was watching some pricks on television.
People & Relationships:Insults
100% PRICK (2)Penis Reacts If Continuously Kissed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
88% PRICKLEPractising Racial Insults Coloured by Kinship Leveling Expletives Mary Carr
People & Relationships:Insults
100% PRIDEPlease Remember, I Did Everything! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% PRIDE (2)Patricia Rivals Irishman's Derivative Expertise Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% PRIDE (3)Proper Recognition Is Deservedly Earned Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% PRIDE (4)Pompous Rogue Intemperately Demands Eclat Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% PRIDE (5)Predators Relish In Devouring Elands Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals

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