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APRONYMS BY ROGER WILLIAMS
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100% ADAM AND EVE (2)Apple Devoured. Absurd Mistake - Attempting Nugatory Deception. Edict: Vacate Eden! Roger Williams
Names
Names
Religion
Religion
100% AIRAllows Instant Resuscitation. Roger Williams
Science:Chemistry
Science:Chemistry
Science:Biology
Science:Biology
100% ALASKA (3)Audacious Lawlessness Allowed Spurious Klondike Acquisitions Roger Williams
Places:States & Regions
Places:States & Regions
History
History
100% ALPHABET (3)All Letters Placed Here; Altered By Enthusiastic Testers Roger Williams
Science:Linguistics
Science:Linguistics
100% APE (3)Actually Practically Extinct. Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Animals
Science:Biology:Animals
100% APPLE (5)Adam -- Please Partake. Love, Eve Roger Williams
Religion
Religion
83% APPLE (6)A Perfect Present for Loved Educators. Roger Williams
Food & Drink
Food & Drink
Education
Education
100% APPLE (7)Appleseed's Planting Produced Lavish Edibles. Roger Williams
Food & Drink
Food & Drink
83% APPLE (8)Actual Plant Product Linked to Eden Roger Williams
Religion
Religion
Food & Drink
Food & Drink
100% APPLE (9)A Physician's Prescription; Let's Enjoy! Roger Williams
Food & Drink
Food & Drink
100% APPLE PIE"American" Pie Pleases Lots! Every Piece Is Eaten! Roger Williams
Food & Drink
Food & Drink
100% APRIL (3)As Predicted, Rain Is Likely! Roger Williams
Time:Months
Time:Months
100% APRONYMS (37)A Person Rephrases One Noun Yet Makes Several Roger Williams
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
92% AS FAR AS I KNOWAssuming Some Facts And Researching Available Supplied Information, Knowledge is Now Offered Warily. Roger Williams
Assorted Phrases
Assorted Phrases
100% AS YOU SOW SO SHALL YOU REAPA Simple Yardstick One Uses Showing One's Weaknesses, Strengths Or Successes Has Always Lauded Labor. Yes, One's Undertakings Return Exactly As Predicted. Roger Williams
Assorted Phrases:Sayings
Assorted Phrases:Sayings
100% AUTOMOBILE (3)A Useful Tool Often Making Our Busy, Involved Life Easier. Roger Williams
Transport
Transport
100% BANK (2)Bonds And Notes Kept. Roger Williams
Commerce:Money
Commerce:Money
100% BANK (3)Bounce Another Nineball Keenly. Roger Williams
Sports & Recreation
Sports & Recreation
100% BAR (6)Bottles Available Readily. Roger Williams
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
100% BEE (2)Busy Entomological Entity Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Insects
Science:Biology:Insects
100% BEHIND THE EIGHT BALLBalefully, Everything He'd Invested Never Developed. Then He Erringly Engaged In Gambling; He Then Borrowed Awfully Large Loans. Roger Williams
Assorted Phrases
Assorted Phrases
Commerce
Commerce
100% BEWARE OF DOGBelieve Exhortations! Woofs And Roars Echo Over Fence. Don't Open Gate! Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Animals
Science:Biology:Animals
100% BITBrief, Insignificant Time Roger Williams
Time
Time
100% BLACKSTONEBritish Lawyer Authored "Commentaries", Keenly Saving Tomes Of Notable Expoundings. Roger Williams
Names:Famous people
Names:Famous people
People & Relationships:Law & Order
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% BOMB (2)Bungled Once More Bigtime! Roger Williams
Military:Weapons
Military:Weapons
100% BOWLINGBalls Occupy Waxed Lanes, Ideally; Not Gutters. Roger Williams
Sports & Recreation
Sports & Recreation
100% BRIBEBig Remittance Is Brash Enough Roger Williams
Commerce
Commerce
100% BRONCOBucks Riders Off! None Can Outlast. Roger Williams
Sports & Recreation
Sports & Recreation
100% BULLYBrute; Usually Likes Lambasting You Roger Williams
People & Relationships
People & Relationships
100% CALENDAR (2)Creation Actually Lists Every "Next Day". Annually Replaced. Roger Williams
Time
Time
100% CAMERA (2)Can A Machine Easily Record Activities? Roger Williams
Science:Electronics
Science:Electronics
100% CANOE (2)Can A Novice Overturn Easily? Roger Williams
Transport
Transport
Sports & Recreation
Sports & Recreation
100% CARRIONCarcasses Are Ripe & Rotting; It's One Nightmare! Roger Williams
Science:Biology
Science:Biology
People & Relationships:Death
People & Relationships:Death
100% CASH (5)Could A Safe Help? Roger Williams
Commerce:Money
Commerce:Money
91% CHALLENGERChrista Had A Life; Lost in Explosion. National Grief Eternally Remains. Roger Williams
Science:Astronomy
Science:Astronomy
Transport
Transport
History
History
100% CHEF (20)Cooking Helps Express Feelings. Roger Williams
Food & Drink:Chefs
Food & Drink:Chefs
100% CIDER (2)Certainly It's Delicious & Extremely Refreshing. Roger Williams
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
100% CIGARETTES (2)Cancer? I Guess A Reason Exists Tipping The Evidentiary Scales. Roger Williams
Drugs:Tobacco
Drugs:Tobacco
100% COCA COLA (2)Come One, Come All! Consume Our Libations Always Roger Williams
Food & Drink:Drinks
Food & Drink:Drinks
100% COLESLAWCabbage Only Looks Edible: Shredded Leaves Are Worthless. Roger Williams
Food & Drink
Food & Drink
100% COLLECTIONSCommon Objects, Layout Lovingly Established, Changing Them Into Objects Now Significant. Roger Williams
Household Objects
Household Objects
100% CONGRESS (3)Come On! No Group Really Enacts Such Sh*t Roger Williams
Politics
Politics
100% CRAPSCould Roll A Pass... Seven! Roger Williams
Entertainment:Games
Entertainment:Games
83% CRAPS (2)Could Roll A Pair of Sixes Roger Williams
Entertainment:Games
Entertainment:Games
100% CREDIT CARD (2)Careless Repeated Extravagence Deepens Interest. That's Clearly A Real Debt! Roger Williams
Commerce:Money
Commerce:Money
100% DAYDawn Arrives, Yes! Roger Williams
Time
Time
100% DESERTDry Earth; Seldom Ever Rains There. Roger Williams
Places
Places
100% DIGDelve Into Ground Roger Williams
Assorted Verbs
Assorted Verbs
100% DOG (6)Disgusting Old Growler Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Animals
Science:Biology:Animals
100% EBAYExcellent Buys Available! Yesterday! Roger Williams
Computers:Internet
Computers:Internet
Commerce
Commerce
100% ERUDITEExtensive Reading Usually Develops Intellectual Talent Effectively. Roger Williams
Education
Education
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% FACT (2)Found Absolute, Concrete Truth Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Thoughts
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% FANForces Air Nearer. Roger Williams
Household Objects
Household Objects
100% FARLEY MOWATFrozen Arctic Realms Lured Enterprising Young Man; Observed Wolves' Actions Thoroughly. Roger Williams
Art & Literature:Writers
Art & Literature:Writers
100% FOGFloating Otherworldly Gas Roger Williams
Science:Meteorology
Science:Meteorology
100% FOREST (3)Furthering Our Review Everyone Sees Trees. Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
100% FORTForearmed Outpost Repels Tresspassers. Roger Williams
Military
Military
Places:Buildings
Places:Buildings
100% GENESIS (2)God's Early News: Existence Started In Seven Roger Williams
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
100% GEORGE WASHINGTON (2)George Eventually Overthrew "Royal George". Everyone Wanted A Similar Hierarchy In National Government. "That's Over! Nevermore!" Roger Williams -- George Washington was highly instrumental in the success of the American Revolution. After victory, he was hailed as 'King George' and refused the title.
Names:Famous people:Politicians
Names:Famous people:Politicians
History
History
100% GOLD (3)Glittering Ore Lures Diggers. Roger Williams
Science:Chemistry:Elements
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% GOLF (4)Green Overshot; Loudly, "Fore!" Roger Williams
Sports & Recreation
Sports & Recreation
100% GROKGenuine Revelations Of Knowledge Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Thoughts
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% GROOM (2)Guy Rejoices Over Only Mate Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
100% GUARD DOGGet Up And Run... Dogs Don't Only Growl! Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Animals
Science:Biology:Animals
91% HALL OF FAME (4)Happy Arrival! Lotsa Luck On Fending off Future Apronymists' Meticulous Encroachments. Roger Williams, on achieving tenth-equal placing on the Apronyms HALL OF FAME.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Page Titles
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Page Titles
100% HANGOVERHow Agonizing! Not Good! Oh, Vengeful Elixir Residue! Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
100% HOW NOW BROWN COWHere's One Writing Naming Our Wonderful Bovine Representive. Ours Was Named Clara. Oh, Wow! Roger Williams
Assorted Phrases
Assorted Phrases
100% HUSSEIN (2)Holes Used Secretly; Still, Eventually, It's Noticed. Roger Williams
Names:Famous people:Politicians
Names:Famous people:Politicians
100% ILL (2)Is Laid Low Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% INDIA (2)Is New Delhi In Asia? Roger Williams
Places:Countries
Places:Countries
100% IVY (3)In Vacant Yards Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Plants
Science:Biology:Plants
100% JAILJust Another Inmate Lodging. Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Law & Order
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Places:Buildings
Places:Buildings
100% JAPAN (3)Just A Powerful Asian Nation. Roger Williams
Places:Countries
Places:Countries
100% JOSHUA (2)Jericho Once Stood; Horns, Unified, Attacked. Roger Williams
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
100% JUJUJaded Unbelievers; Jinxes Unleashed! Roger Williams
Religion
Religion
80% KITEKey Is Tied to End Roger Williams - referencing the lightning experiment of Ben Franklin.
Science:Physics
Science:Physics
History
History
100% LENS (2)Lets Eyes Now See Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Body Parts
Science:Biology:Body Parts
Science:Physics
Science:Physics
100% LEONARD SLYELikes Enemies On Nooses And Riding Damp Saddles Leaves You Exhausted Rico Leffanta (Leonard Slye is better known as Roy Rogers)
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
100% LIGHTNINGLittle Ions Get Humming Then... Nailed! It's Not Good Roger Williams
Science:Meteorology
Science:Meteorology
100% LIMP (2)Leg In Much Pain. Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% LOLLIPOPLots Of Little Licks Instill Presence Of Pleasure. Roger Williams
Food & Drink:Confectionery
Food & Drink:Confectionery
100% LOUISIANALong's Organization Used Impropriety, Shadiness In Administering Nefarious Activities. Roger Williams -- Refers to Huey Long, Governor of Louisiana from 1928 until his assassination in 1932.
Places:States & Regions
Places:States & Regions
History
History
100% MAE WESTMen Always Eagerly Watched Every Sexy Turn Roger Williams -- We're talking about the actress here, not the life jacket...
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
100% MAP (4)Men Absolutely Poohpooh. Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
Places:Navigation Aids
Places:Navigation Aids
100% MAP (5)Masks All Potholes. Roger Williams
Places:Navigation Aids
Places:Navigation Aids
100% MARK (2)Making Available Religious Knowledge Roger Williams
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
100% MONOPOLYMany Owners Nevermore. One Person Owns Lots. Yikes! Roger Williams
Commerce
Commerce
100% MOON (2)Makes One Odify Nighttime Roger Williams
Science:Astronomy
Science:Astronomy
100% MOON (3)Most Often Observed Nightly. Roger Williams
Science:Astronomy
Science:Astronomy
100% NEINNo, Everywhere, Is No Roger Williams
Science:Linguistics:German Words
Science:Linguistics:German Words
Communication:Yesses And Noes
Communication:Yesses And Noes
100% NEWSPAPERNational Events, World Stories Published And People Everywhere Read Roger Williams
Communication:Periodicals
Communication:Periodicals
100% NO (3)Not Oui. Roger Williams
Communication:Yesses And Noes
Communication:Yesses And Noes
100% NOAHNegotiated Original "Animal House" Roger Williams
Names:First names:Male
Names:First names:Male
Religion
Religion
Science:Biology:Animals
Science:Biology:Animals
100% NUMISMATICSNot Unexpectedly, Many Individuals Spend Much Amusement Time In Coin Study. Roger Williams
Sports & Recreation
Sports & Recreation
100% NUTS!Not Undertaking This Surrender! Roger Williams - Gen. Anthony McAuliffe (101st Airborne Division) replied "Nuts" to a German surrender demand during the Battle of the Bulge in WWII.
History
History
100% OILOh, It Lubricates! Roger Williams
Household Objects
Household Objects
89% PAKISTAN (2)Persecutions Absolutely Known, India Separated into Two Asian Nations. Roger Williams
Places:Countries
Places:Countries
100% PENCIL (4)Printing Enabled. Notable Contribution Is Lead! Roger Williams
Household Objects
Household Objects
Communication
Communication
100% PLIERS (2)Possibly Lost Items Easily Retrieved... Sometimes Roger Williams
Household Objects
Household Objects
100% PLOW (2)Pull! Lusty Oxen Will. Roger Williams
Assorted Verbs
Assorted Verbs
100% POISONPotion Once Ingested Surely Occasions Necrosis Roger Williams
Drugs
Drugs
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% POLITICS (4)People Only Listen If They Identify Congress's Sins. Roger Williams
Politics
Politics
100% PORTENDPrevious Omens Readily Tell Events Not Developed. Roger Williams
Assorted Verbs
Assorted Verbs
100% QUAKERSQuiet, Unagressive, Agrarian Kinfolk; Extremely Religious Souls. Roger Williams
Religion
Religion
100% RHODE ISLANDRoger's Home Of Distinction Established Individual State, Little Area, Newport's Domain Jan Morgan - Roger Williams Established Rhode Island
Places:States & Regions
Places:States & Regions
100% RICE (3)Raised In Chinese Empire. Roger Williams
Food & Drink
Food & Drink
100% RODEOSRiders Often Dismount End Over 'Saddle' Roger Williams
Sports & Recreation
Sports & Recreation
100% ROTATERound Orb Turns And Turns Eternally. Roger Williams
Assorted Verbs
Assorted Verbs
100% SASSSibling's Argument; Snippy Speech Roger Williams
Communication
Communication
0% SCRAMBLED*Submission Confused. Erroneous Logic. Rules Manifestly Broken. Apronym Disallowed! Roger Williams
Words & Wordplay
Words & Wordplay
100% SHOPLIFTERSome Hold Off Paying, Looking Instead For The Exits & Running. Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
100% SINSo, It's Naughty! Roger Williams
People & Relationships
People & Relationships
100% SIN (2)Satan Is Near. Roger Williams
Religion
Religion
People & Relationships
People & Relationships
100% SIN (3)Sacrifice It's Not! Roger Williams
Religion
Religion
People & Relationships
People & Relationships
100% SIN (4)Shamefully, It's News! Roger Williams
People & Relationships
People & Relationships
100% SNIPER (2)Solitary Nemesis, Invisibly Placed, Executes Reliably. Roger Williams
Military:War & Terrorism
Military:War & Terrorism
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
100% SNOW (3)Soft Notation Of Winter Roger Williams
Science:Meteorology
Science:Meteorology
100% SNOWFLAKESpectacular Natural Ornamental Wintertime Feature; Little Abbreviated Kaleidoscopic Experience. Roger Williams
Science:Meteorology
Science:Meteorology
100% SOFTWARE (3)Someone Offered 'Free Trial'. Worm Already Resident, Encoded. Roger Williams
Computers
Computers
100% SOUTH DAKOTASome Of Us Think, "How Did Arrivals Keep Overcoming This Area?" Roger Williams
Places:States & Regions
Places:States & Regions
100% SPAIN (2)Spain & Portugal Are Iberian Neighbors. Roger Williams
Places:Countries
Places:Countries
100% SPICESugar's Partner In Creating "Eve"s Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
Food & Drink:Condiments
Food & Drink:Condiments
100% SPOONERISMSeople Pometimes Offer Odd Narrative, Easily Recited, Involving Sixed Mounds Roger Williams
Words & Wordplay
Words & Wordplay
100% SQUARESSome Quadrangles Use Angles Right; Even Sides. Roger Williams
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
99% STARLIGHT, STAR BRIGHT, THE FIRST STAR I SEE TONIGHT. I WISH I MAY, I WISH I MIGHT HAVE THIS WISH I WISH TONIGHT. Some Think A Real Love Is Given Hope Through Sayings That Are Recited By Reflective Individuals. Gloomy Humans Think That Hopeful Expressions Fail to Instill Real Security That Solider Tactics Allow. Rational Individuals Still Eternally Evade Those Oppressive Notions; Instead Giving Homage To Ideas Which If Studied Have Insufficient Manifested Antecedents. Yet Individuals Wantonly Insist Stars Have Incredible Magical Influence. Granted, Horoscopes, Too, Have Astrological Views. Embittered Troublemakers Have Insisted Stubbornly, When Inquired, Showing How Improbable Wishful Interpretations Succumb. However, Thousands Offer Narrations Interminably; Getting Hope Timelessly. Roger Williams
Religion
Religion
Words & Wordplay:Ridiculously long apronyms
Words & Wordplay:Ridiculously long apronyms
100% STARS (2)Still Twinkling After Repeated Seasons Roger Williams
Science:Astronomy
Science:Astronomy
100% STATISTICS (5)So Taking Averages That Imply Stupid Testimony, I Can Seduce. Roger Williams
Science:Statistics
Science:Statistics
100% STIPULATE (2)Sincerely, That Is Promised; Upholding Literally All Terms Expressed. Roger Williams
Communication
Communication
100% SUGAR (4)Spice's Union - Girls Are Result Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
Food & Drink:Condiments
Food & Drink:Condiments
100% SUN (3)Solar Unit Nearby. Roger Williams
Science:Astronomy
Science:Astronomy
100% SUNRISESun's Up Now, Resulting In Sleep Ending. Roger Williams
Time
Time
Science:Astronomy
Science:Astronomy
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
100% SUNSETSun Unseen Now Signifying Evening Time. Roger Williams
Time
Time
Science:Astronomy
Science:Astronomy
100% SWAMPSeriously Wet And Mucky Place. Roger Williams
Places:Waterways
Places:Waterways
83% SYRUP (2)Sap You Readily Use on Pancakes. Roger Williams
Food & Drink:Condiments
Food & Drink:Condiments
Food & Drink:Confectionery
Food & Drink:Confectionery
100% UNBEATABLE PRICES (2)Usually Nobody Believes Everything Advertised Today, Although Bigger Lies Easily Permit Retailers Instantly Contacting Every Sucker. Roger Williams
Commerce
Commerce
100% UPSIDE DOWNUnfortunately Partitioning Server Incurred Damage, Everything's Deleted Off Web Now. Angela Brett, after the Apronyms server was accidentally deleted and Roger said, 'I'm sure that thing about having to hang upside down on that part of the earth doesn't help either.'
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
100% VAPORWAREVenders Advertise Prematurely. Often Resources Wane And Research Ends. Roger Williams
Commerce
Commerce
100% VIRGINIA MCMATHVivacious Individual (Repetitiously Giggles) Invites Neighbours In And Masterfully Conducts Many Audacious Tahitian Hulas Rico Leffanta (Virginia McMath is better known as Ginger Rogers)
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
100% VOLCANOESVolumes Of Lava Come After Numerous Orgasmic Earthquakes. Scram! Roger Williams
Places
Places
People & Relationships:Disaster
People & Relationships:Disaster
Science:Geology
Science:Geology
100% WASP (4)Winged And Stinging Pest Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Insects
Science:Biology:Insects
100% WELLWater! Eureka! Lotsa' Liquid! Roger Williams
Food & Drink
Food & Drink
Places:Waterways
Places:Waterways
100% WE'RE BACK!Welcome, Everybody! Relax! Enjoy! Backedup Apronyms Completely Kept! Roger Williams - Due to Angela's backed-up data, Apronyms were not lost when the hard drive took a vacation in Feb, 2004.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
100% WHINE (6)Whimpering Habitually; It Never Ends! Roger Williams
Assorted Verbs
Assorted Verbs
Assorted Nouns:Noises
Assorted Nouns:Noises
100% WOOL (6)Was On Our Lambs Roger Williams
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric