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APRONYMS BY CHRIS KJELGAARD
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0% AFGHANISTAN (2)Already-Forgotten Guerrillas Happy As New Invasion Supersedes Taliban As News Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Countries
0% AFGHANISTAN (3)Armed Fundamentalists Generate Havoc As Naive Infidels See Taliban Again Nascent Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Countries
0% AFGHANISTAN (4)American Forces Get Hurt As, Newly, Insurgents Start Terrorism Against Nation Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Countries
0% AFGHANISTAN (5)Armed Fundamentalist Groups Harassed After Noisily Insisting Supremacy, Terrorizing American Nation Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Countries
0% AFGHANISTAN (6)After Fighting, Grievously Harmed Asian Nation Impotently Struggles, Torn Apart Nightly Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Countries
100% ALITALIAAircraft Leave Italian Territory And Land In Adriatic Chris Kjelgaard
Transport
0% AL QAEDAAmerican Leaders Quieten Arab Enemies' Destruction Attempts Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
0% APRONYM (5)Acceptable Pursuit Requiring Only Nimble Youthful Minds? Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
0% APRONYM (6)Attention! Please Remit Only Non-Yukky Meanings Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
0% APRONYM (7)After Play, Remain Online, Note Your Mail Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
0% APRONYM (8)Abbreviating Phrases Relaxes - Outdoes Natural Yogic Meditation! Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
0% APRONYM (9)After Perusing Rules Online, Now You're Miserable Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
0% APRONYM (10)Affable People Refuse - Only Non-Yielders Manage! Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
0% APRONYMS (30)Attract Player Response - Or Next Year Misses Site! Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
0% APRONYMS (31)Abbreviating Provides Relaxing Opportunities - Nirvana, You Might Say Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
0% APRONYMS (32)Awfully Peculiar Racket - Ordinary Names Yield Meanings, Surprisingly! Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
0% APRONYMS (33)Average Player? Refreshingly Ornery, Not Yet Mean Sod Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
0% APRONYMS (34)Applaud Particularly Relevant Or Neatly Yoked Message Strings Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
0% APRONYMS (35)Appalling Potential Revealed - Online Nightly, You're Meanings' Slave! Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
0% APRONYMS (36)Appeal: Please Resist, Or Naive Young Minds Subverted! Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
0% ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGERAustrian Republican Newcomer Offers Leadership Drama - Supremely Confident His Will And Rightist Zeal Enough, Now Envisages Governorship Goal Eminently Reachable Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
100% ASHCROFTArrogant Supporter Hates Criticisms Raised Over Firearms Threat Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Military:Weapons
0% ASHCROFT (2)Anti-Semite Helps Christian Right's Openly Fundamentalist Teachings Chris Kjelgaard. The term "Anti-Semite" here is used in its true dictionary meaning, which refers to any person of several races and persuasions, including Arabs, Phoenicians and others - not just the Jewish people.
Names:Famous people:Politicians
People & Relationships:Law & Order
0% ASHCROFT (3)Attorney's Stance Harms Constitutional Rights, Only Furthering Terrorism Chris Kjelgaard. "Only Favoring Theology" could be an alternative ending
Names:Famous people:Politicians
People & Relationships:Law & Order
0% BAGHDAD (2)Bewildered American Grunts Hurt, Dying And Desperate Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Towns & Cities
0% BAGHDAD (3)Bested Arabs Grimly Hatch Death And Destruction Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Towns & Cities
0% BAGHDAD (4)Bush's Arabian Gamble Harms Delicate Alliance Diplomacy Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Towns & Cities
0% BAGHDAD (5)Bush's Awesome Gift: Humans Dead, Alliances Destroyed Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Towns & Cities
0% BAGHDAD (6)Blair And George Happy Diplomatic Approach Discarded Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Towns & Cities
0% BATTLE TANKBush Artfully Targets Threat-Lapsed Enemy, Totally Avoiding North Korea Chris Kjelgaard
Transport
Military:Weapons
0% BILL CLINTONBill Is Lusty Leader: Constantly Lets Interns' Nether Territories Overshadow Nation Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Names:Famous people:Politicians
100% CHENEYCrafty Halliburton Executive Neatly Enriches Yanks Chris Kjelgaard, referring to Dick Cheney.
Names:Famous people:Politicians
0% CHENEY (2)Corporately Halliburton Enriched, National Economies Yell Chris Kjelgaard, referring to Dick Cheney (see HALLIBURTON)
Names:Famous people:Politicians
0% CHENEY (3)Clearly Halliburton Expects Near East Yippee Chris Kjelgaard, referring to Dick Cheney (see HALLIBURTON)
Names:Famous people:Politicians
0% EVERY GIRL IN JERSEYEven Virgins Envisage Raw Young Girls In Routine Life In New Jersey Enjoying Rough Sex Every Year Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
0% FLORIDA (2)Famous Location Of Republicans' Illegal Democracy-Avoidance Chris Kjelgaard
Politics
Places:States & Regions
0% GEORGE W BUSHGot Every Opportunity Republican Governor Ever Wanted - But United States Harmed Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
0% GEORGE W BUSH (2)Got Every Opportunity Republican Gilt Ever Worked - But Unusually Stupid Human Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
0% GEORGE W BUSH (3)Gives Every Opportunity Republican Grafters Ever Want By Utilizing State Hubris Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
0% GEORGE W BUSH (4)"Good Egg", Or Really Gifted, Excellent World-Beater? Unimpressive, Say Hecklers Chris Kjelgaard. Alternative endings could be "Usually Seems Harmless", "Unusually Strong Head", or "Unfathomable, Says Humanity", etc.
Names:Famous people:Politicians
100% HALLIBURTONHalliburton's American Leader Lifts Income By Usurping Regime-Terrorized Oil Nation Chris Kjelgaard. Knew what I wanted to get across and just tried a variety of word combinations until I found one that seemed to fit. "Halliburton's American leader" is, of course, former CEO Dick Cheney, the Vice President of the USA and the man who many people in the USA believe really makes the Presidential decisions.
Commerce:Companies
Politics
0% HOT AND SEXYHumans Openly Titillated, Aroused, Naughty During Sex - Even Xenophobic Yanks Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% HUSSEINHyprocritical United States Supremo Excuses Invasion Nightly Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
0% INVASION OF IRAQInvasion Now Viewed American Solution - Importantly, Only Nations Of Fundamentalist Islamic Religious Arabs Qualify Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
0% INVASION OF IRAQ (2)Iraq's Never-Valorous Army Soon Imploded - Only, Now, Occupying Forces Infer Reactionaries Aren't Quelled! Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
100% IRAQIInvaders' Reasoning: Al Qaeda Implicit Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
Military:War & Terrorism
0% LIBERATION OF IRAQLooking Innocent, Bush Employs Rhetoric, Attempting To Imply Outrage - Nevertheless, Oil Field Income Really American Quest! Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
0% MENSA (7)Members Exhibit Nearly Supreme Arrogance Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Thoughts
0% MENSA (8)Members Embarrassed: No Superiority Accrues Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Thoughts
0% MENSA (9)Maybe Employment Now Seems Assured Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Thoughts
People & Relationships:The Workforce
0% MENSA (10)Members Ecstatic: Natural Superiority Assumed Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Thoughts
0% MENSA (11)Millions Exclaim, No Such Association! Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Thoughts
0% MENSA (12)My Experience, No Sense Applying! Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Thoughts
0% MENSA (13)Massive Elitism: No Stupid Allowed Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Thoughts
0% MENSA (14)Members Exhibit No Social Acumen Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% PENTAGONPoor Economic Numbers? Target Arabian Gulf Oil Nation! Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
0% PENTAGON (2)President Employs "Nucular" Threat Argument, Guaranteeing Overthrows, Naturally Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
0% PENTAGON (3)Politicians Envisage New Targets As Greed Opportunities Narrow Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
0% PENTAGON (4)Purchases Endlesss New Tanks, Aircraft, Guns, Ordnance, Napalm Chris Kjelgaard
Military:Weapons
0% PENTAGON (5)President's Edict: No Terrorists Active, Grab Oil Now! Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
0% PENTAGON (6)Practises Every Night To Attack Governments, Overthrow Nations Chris Kjelgaard
Military
0% PENTAGON (7)Potentially Every New Terrorism Alert Generates Offensive Now Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
0% PENTAGON (8)Posits Enemies, Nuclear Threats And Gets Official Nod Chris Kjelgaard
Military
0% PENTAGON (9)Patriotism Excuse Now To Attack Gulf Oil Nations Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
0% PENTAGON (10)Practically Every Newly Trained Army Grunt Overseas Now Chris Kjelgaard
Military
0% POLITICS (2)Promptly One Learns Important Tactic Is Cheating Serially Chris Kjelgaard
Politics
0% POLITICS (3)Profession Of Liars, Incompetents, Thieves, Idiots, Cheats, Scrapings Chris Kjelgaard
Politics
0% RICHARD PERLEReaganite's Influence Conquers - Has Administration Reject Diplomacy, Preferring Extremely Right-Leaning Enforcement Chris Kjelgaard. "Extremely Rigorous Law Enforcement" could be an alternative ending
Names:Famous people:Politicians
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Military:War & Terrorism
100% RUMSFELDRemarkably Unpleasant Man, Supercilious For Every Live Debate Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
Military
0% RUMSFELD (2)Recklessly Unrepentant Minister Shows Foreigners Extremely Lethal Displeasure Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
Military
0% RUMSFELD (3)Reactionary Upstart Makes Sure Forces Engage Less-Developed Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
Military
0% SADDAM HUSSEINSupremely Arrogant Despot Desperately Attempts Moving, Hiding - Unlike Sons, Swiftly Exterminated In North Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
0% SADDAM HUSSEIN (2)Scared Arab Dictator Disappeared As Man Hunt Unseated Supporters - Surely Escaped Incognito Now? Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
86% TAMPAXTampons Assist Menstruation, Particularly After X-rays Chris Kjelgaard
Household Objects
100% TERMINATORThinks Every Republican Mind: If Now Austrian Takes Office - Rapture! Chris Kjelgaard
Entertainment:Movies
Politics
0% TERMINATOR (2)True Election Reporting Media Ignores - Naturally, Actor's Talks Overly Recorded! Chris Kjelgaard
Entertainment:Movies
Politics
0% TONY BLAIRTired Of Nation's Yelling, British Leader Attacks Iraq Regardless Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
0% TONY BLAIR (2)Thinking Of New York, Bush Lapdog Accepts Inferior's Role Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
0% TONY BLAIR (3)Tony Out? Not Yet - Bush Lackey Acts Innocent, Regretful Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
0% TONY BLAIR (4)Tony's Office Nervous, Yellow - Blair's Louts Accuse Irresponsible Reporters Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
0% TONY BLAIR (5)Tony's On Next - Yet Blair Lies At Inquiry's Review? Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
0% TONY BLAIR (6)Tony's Opponents Nod Yes, Britain Lacked Accurate Intelligence Reports Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
0% TONY BLAIR (7)Tony's Office Not Yielding - Britain Leery About Iraqi Rockets Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
0% TONY BLAIR (8)Threat Over? No. Young Blair Left Afearing Iraq's Revenge Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
0% TONY BLAIR (9)Theatre Operations Now Yore, Britain's Large Army Is Relieved Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
0% TONY BLAIR (10)Tony's Office Now Yearns Broadcaster's Libels Aren't Indeed Right Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
0% TONY BLAIR (11)Tony's Office Now Yokes Broadcaster, Lambasts All Its Reporters Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
0% TONY BLAIR (12)Tony's Out, Now Yeomanry Believes Lied About Iraq's Rockets Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
0% TONY BLAIR (13)Turn-Over Next Year? Blair Left Assessing Iraq Regrets Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
0% TONY BLAIR (14)Turn-Over Next Year? Britain Leans Appreciably, Implacably Right Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
100% VARIGVintage Aircraft Rotting In Graveyards Chris Kjelgaard
Transport