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| 100% | AFGHANISTAN (2) | Already-Forgotten Guerrillas Happy As New Invasion Supersedes Taliban As News |
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| 100% | AFGHANISTAN (3) | Armed Fundamentalists Generate Havoc As Naive Infidels See Taliban Again Nascent |
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| 100% | AFGHANISTAN (4) | American Forces Get Hurt As, Newly, Insurgents Start Terrorism Against Nation |
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| 100% | AFGHANISTAN (5) | Armed Fundamentalist Groups Harassed After Noisily Insisting Supremacy, Terrorizing American Nation |
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| 100% | AFGHANISTAN (6) | After Fighting, Grievously Harmed Asian Nation Impotently Struggles, Torn Apart Nightly |
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| 100% | ALITALIA | Aircraft Leave Italian Territory And Land In Adriatic |
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| 100% | AL QAEDA | American Leaders Quieten Arab Enemies' Destruction Attempts |
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| 100% | APRONYM (5) | Acceptable Pursuit Requiring Only Nimble Youthful Minds? |
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| 100% | APRONYM (6) | Attention! Please Remit Only Non-Yukky Meanings |
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| 100% | APRONYM (7) | After Play, Remain Online, Note Your Mail |
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| 100% | APRONYM (8) | Abbreviating Phrases Relaxes - Outdoes Natural Yogic Meditation! |
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| 100% | APRONYM (9) | After Perusing Rules Online, Now You're Miserable |
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| 100% | APRONYM (10) | Affable People Refuse - Only Non-Yielders Manage! |
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| 100% | APRONYMS (30) | Attract Player Response - Or Next Year Misses Site! |
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| 100% | APRONYMS (31) | Abbreviating Provides Relaxing Opportunities - Nirvana, You Might Say |
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| 100% | APRONYMS (32) | Awfully Peculiar Racket - Ordinary Names Yield Meanings, Surprisingly! |
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| 100% | APRONYMS (33) | Average Player? Refreshingly Ornery, Not Yet Mean Sod |
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| 100% | APRONYMS (34) | Applaud Particularly Relevant Or Neatly Yoked Message Strings |
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| 100% | APRONYMS (35) | Appalling Potential Revealed - Online Nightly, You're Meanings' Slave! |
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| 100% | APRONYMS (36) | Appeal: Please Resist, Or Naive Young Minds Subverted! |
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| 100% | ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER | Austrian Republican Newcomer Offers Leadership Drama - Supremely Confident His Will And Rightist Zeal Enough, Now Envisages Governorship Goal Eminently Reachable |
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| 100% | ASHCROFT | Arrogant Supporter Hates Criticisms Raised Over Firearms Threat |
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| 100% | ASHCROFT (2) | Anti-Semite Helps Christian Right's Openly Fundamentalist Teachings |
Chris Kjelgaard. The term "Anti-Semite" here is used in its true dictionary meaning, which refers to any person of several races and persuasions, including Arabs, Phoenicians and others - not just the Jewish people. Names:Famous people:Politicians People & Relationships:Law & Order |
| 100% | ASHCROFT (3) | Attorney's Stance Harms Constitutional Rights, Only Furthering Terrorism |
Chris Kjelgaard. "Only Favoring Theology" could be an alternative ending Names:Famous people:Politicians People & Relationships:Law & Order |
| 100% | BAGHDAD (2) | Bewildered American Grunts Hurt, Dying And Desperate |
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| 100% | BAGHDAD (3) | Bested Arabs Grimly Hatch Death And Destruction |
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| 100% | BAGHDAD (4) | Bush's Arabian Gamble Harms Delicate Alliance Diplomacy |
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| 100% | BAGHDAD (5) | Bush's Awesome Gift: Humans Dead, Alliances Destroyed |
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| 100% | BAGHDAD (6) | Blair And George Happy Diplomatic Approach Discarded |
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| 100% | BATTLE TANK | Bush Artfully Targets Threat-Lapsed Enemy, Totally Avoiding North Korea |
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| 100% | BILL CLINTON | Bill Is Lusty Leader: Constantly Lets Interns' Nether Territories Overshadow Nation |
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| 100% | CHENEY | Crafty Halliburton Executive Neatly Enriches Yanks |
Chris Kjelgaard, referring to Dick Cheney. Names:Famous people:Politicians |
| 100% | CHENEY (2) | Corporately Halliburton Enriched, National Economies Yell |
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| 100% | CHENEY (3) | Clearly Halliburton Expects Near East Yippee |
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| 100% | EVERY GIRL IN JERSEY | Even Virgins Envisage Raw Young Girls In Routine Life In New Jersey Enjoying Rough Sex Every Year |
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| 100% | FLORIDA (2) | Famous Location Of Republicans' Illegal Democracy-Avoidance |
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| 100% | GEORGE W BUSH | Got Every Opportunity Republican Governor Ever Wanted - But United States Harmed |
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| 100% | GEORGE W BUSH (2) | Got Every Opportunity Republican Gilt Ever Worked - But Unusually Stupid Human |
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| 100% | GEORGE W BUSH (3) | Gives Every Opportunity Republican Grafters Ever Want By Utilizing State Hubris |
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| 100% | GEORGE W BUSH (4) | "Good Egg", Or Really Gifted, Excellent World-Beater? Unimpressive, Say Hecklers |
Chris Kjelgaard. Alternative endings could be "Usually Seems Harmless", "Unusually Strong Head", or "Unfathomable, Says Humanity", etc. Names:Famous people:Politicians |
| 100% | HALLIBURTON | Halliburton's American Leader Lifts Income By Usurping Regime-Terrorized Oil Nation |
Chris Kjelgaard. Knew what I wanted to get across and just tried a variety of word combinations until I found one that seemed to fit. "Halliburton's American leader" is, of course, former CEO Dick Cheney, the Vice President of the USA and the man who many people in the USA believe really makes the Presidential decisions. Commerce:Companies Politics |
| 100% | HOT AND SEXY | Humans Openly Titillated, Aroused, Naughty During Sex - Even Xenophobic Yanks |
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| 100% | HUSSEIN | Hyprocritical United States Supremo Excuses Invasion Nightly |
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| 100% | INVASION OF IRAQ | Invasion Now Viewed American Solution - Importantly, Only Nations Of Fundamentalist Islamic Religious Arabs Qualify |
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| 100% | INVASION OF IRAQ (2) | Iraq's Never-Valorous Army Soon Imploded - Only, Now, Occupying Forces Infer Reactionaries Aren't Quelled! |
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| 100% | IRAQI | Invaders' Reasoning: Al Qaeda Implicit |
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| 100% | LIBERATION OF IRAQ | Looking Innocent, Bush Employs Rhetoric, Attempting To Imply Outrage - Nevertheless, Oil Field Income Really American Quest! |
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| 100% | MENSA (7) | Members Exhibit Nearly Supreme Arrogance |
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| 100% | MENSA (8) | Members Embarrassed: No Superiority Accrues |
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| 100% | MENSA (9) | Maybe Employment Now Seems Assured |
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| 100% | MENSA (10) | Members Ecstatic: Natural Superiority Assumed |
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| 100% | MENSA (11) | Millions Exclaim, No Such Association! |
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| 100% | MENSA (12) | My Experience, No Sense Applying! |
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| 100% | MENSA (13) | Massive Elitism: No Stupid Allowed |
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| 100% | MENSA (14) | Members Exhibit No Social Acumen |
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| 100% | PENTAGON | Poor Economic Numbers? Target Arabian Gulf Oil Nation! |
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| 100% | PENTAGON (2) | President Employs "Nucular" Threat Argument, Guaranteeing Overthrows, Naturally |
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| 100% | PENTAGON (3) | Politicians Envisage New Targets As Greed Opportunities Narrow |
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| 100% | PENTAGON (4) | Purchases Endlesss New Tanks, Aircraft, Guns, Ordnance, Napalm |
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| 100% | PENTAGON (5) | President's Edict: No Terrorists Active, Grab Oil Now! |
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| 100% | PENTAGON (6) | Practises Every Night To Attack Governments, Overthrow Nations |
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| 100% | PENTAGON (7) | Potentially Every New Terrorism Alert Generates Offensive Now |
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| 100% | PENTAGON (8) | Posits Enemies, Nuclear Threats And Gets Official Nod |
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| 100% | PENTAGON (9) | Patriotism Excuse Now To Attack Gulf Oil Nations |
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| 100% | PENTAGON (10) | Practically Every Newly Trained Army Grunt Overseas Now |
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| 100% | POLITICS (2) | Promptly One Learns Important Tactic Is Cheating Serially |
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| 100% | POLITICS (3) | Profession Of Liars, Incompetents, Thieves, Idiots, Cheats, Scrapings |
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| 100% | RICHARD PERLE | Reaganite's Influence Conquers - Has Administration Reject Diplomacy, Preferring Extremely Right-Leaning Enforcement |
Chris Kjelgaard. "Extremely Rigorous Law Enforcement" could be an alternative ending Names:Famous people:Politicians People & Relationships:Law & Order Military:War & Terrorism |
| 100% | RUMSFELD | Remarkably Unpleasant Man, Supercilious For Every Live Debate |
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| 100% | RUMSFELD (2) | Recklessly Unrepentant Minister Shows Foreigners Extremely Lethal Displeasure |
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| 100% | RUMSFELD (3) | Reactionary Upstart Makes Sure Forces Engage Less-Developed |
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| 100% | SADDAM HUSSEIN | Supremely Arrogant Despot Desperately Attempts Moving, Hiding - Unlike Sons, Swiftly Exterminated In North |
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| 100% | SADDAM HUSSEIN (2) | Scared Arab Dictator Disappeared As Man Hunt Unseated Supporters - Surely Escaped Incognito Now? |
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| 86% | TAMPAX | Tampons Assist Menstruation, Particularly After X-rays |
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| 100% | TERMINATOR | Thinks Every Republican Mind: If Now Austrian Takes Office - Rapture! |
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| 100% | TERMINATOR (2) | True Election Reporting Media Ignores - Naturally, Actor's Talks Overly Recorded! |
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| 100% | TONY BLAIR | Tired Of Nation's Yelling, British Leader Attacks Iraq Regardless |
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| 100% | TONY BLAIR (2) | Thinking Of New York, Bush Lapdog Accepts Inferior's Role |
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| 100% | TONY BLAIR (3) | Tony Out? Not Yet - Bush Lackey Acts Innocent, Regretful |
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| 100% | TONY BLAIR (4) | Tony's Office Nervous, Yellow - Blair's Louts Accuse Irresponsible Reporters |
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| 100% | TONY BLAIR (5) | Tony's On Next - Yet Blair Lies At Inquiry's Review? |
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| 100% | TONY BLAIR (6) | Tony's Opponents Nod Yes, Britain Lacked Accurate Intelligence Reports |
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| 100% | TONY BLAIR (7) | Tony's Office Not Yielding - Britain Leery About Iraqi Rockets |
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| 100% | TONY BLAIR (8) | Threat Over? No. Young Blair Left Afearing Iraq's Revenge |
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| 100% | TONY BLAIR (9) | Theatre Operations Now Yore, Britain's Large Army Is Relieved |
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| 100% | TONY BLAIR (10) | Tony's Office Now Yearns Broadcaster's Libels Aren't Indeed Right |
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| 100% | TONY BLAIR (11) | Tony's Office Now Yokes Broadcaster, Lambasts All Its Reporters |
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| 100% | TONY BLAIR (12) | Tony's Out, Now Yeomanry Believes Lied About Iraq's Rockets |
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| 100% | TONY BLAIR (13) | Turn-Over Next Year? Blair Left Assessing Iraq Regrets |
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| 100% | TONY BLAIR (14) | Turn-Over Next Year? Britain Leans Appreciably, Implacably Right |
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| 100% | VARIG | Vintage Aircraft Rotting In Graveyards |
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