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100% PAPaternal Ancestor Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Family
0% PA (2)Paternal Android Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Family
100% PACERPrecursive Athlete Can Enliven Runner Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
100% PACIFICPalms, Atolls, Castaways, Inspiration For Imaginative Children Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Waterways
100% PACKAGINGProperly, A Carton Keeps All Goods Inside Neatly Grouped Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
0% PACKAGING (2)Presentation Acknowledges Consumers Know All Glitz Is Necessarily Gold Melanie Merswolke
Assorted Nouns
0% PACKAGING (3)Paper And Cardboard - Keep Away - 'Glitz' Is Needless Garbage! Tony McCoy O'Grady, after reading PACKAGING (2) and saying that the environmentally aware might prefer something a bit more conservative.
Assorted Nouns
100% PACKRATITISPerson Accumulating Crap; Keeps Really Ancient Things Indefinitely, Taking Infinite Storage. Gavin Lambert, explaining why he has so many old computers.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% PACMANPositively A Classic Macversion Available Now Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Games:Game Characters
Computers:Games
100% PACTProsper And Collect Taxes Rico Leffanta
Politics
100% PADDLEPropel A Dugout During Liquid Escapade Tony McCanoe O'Grady
Transport
100% PADDYParticularly Angry , Don't Destroy Yourself Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
100% PAGANSPray - And Get Afterlife's Necessities Secured Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
Religion
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
0% PAGANS (2)Please Accept God As New Saviour Angela Brett
Religion
0% PAGANS (3)Preaching Alternate Gods, All Naive Sinners Angela Brett
Religion
100% PAIGEPart Angel, In Godless Episodes Angela Brett (Paige is a part-angel, part-witch character in the TV series 'Charmed'. I expect that the show would be labelled 'Godless' by some religious zealots because of the witches and other supernatural creatures in it, so it's interesting that it should have angels.)
Names:First names:Female
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
100% PAINPrescribe Anaesthetic, It'll Numb. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
0% PAIN (2)Pulsations At Irritated Nerve-ending Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
0% PAIN (3)Palpitations Ache In Neglect Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% PAINTPalate Assaulted, It's Not Tasty Steve Keate
Food & Drink
0% PAINT (2)Pleasing And Incredibly Nutritious. Truely. Steve Keate, balancing his negative PAINT expansion after reading Tony's GLOSS etc.
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
0% PAIN (TWO) (ONE)Parentheses Activate Interesting Novelty That We Only Occasionally Need Encounter Tony McCoy O'Grady, when he began a forum thread called 'PAIN (2)' but since there was one post in the thread, it was displayed in the thread list as 'PAIN (2) (1)'
Communication:Acronyms Forums
100% PAISLEYPerfect, Although It's Small... Like Embryo / Young Angela Brett, who went to Paisley, Ontario, to meet the Rixes.
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
100% PAKISTANPopulous As Karachi Is, Still Truly Agricultural Nation. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
0% PAKISTAN (2)Persecutions Absolutely Known, India Separated into Two Asian Nations. Roger Williams
Places:Countries
100% PALPeace At Last unknown origin - actually stands for Phase Alteration Line. Referring to the US/Europe TV standards war.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
100% PALAMONPally Allegiance Lumbered After Maiden's Openly Noted Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's (and/or John Fletcher's) The Two Noble Kinsmen
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Two Noble Kinsmen
100% PALESTINEPlease, All... Let's End Schismatic Terrorism (Israel's No Exception!) Angela Brett
Religion
Places:Countries
Military:War & Terrorism
100% PALINDROMEPut All Letters In New Direction Reverse Or Mirror Effect Apronymous Anonymous
Words & Wordplay
92% PALINDROMESPalindromes Amazing! (Letters of Information / Notice Digits) Read Opposite: Message Exactly Same! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay
90% PALLADIUMPallas Athene Linked. Light Alloy in Dentistry, It's Un-Magnetic. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% PALMPeople Analyse Lines Mystically Angela Brett
Religion
0% PALM DATABASEPerhaps... Angela Likes Mobile Data, And The Acronyms Belong At Sides Everywhere! Angela Brett, when someone searched for Palm Database on the Acronyms website. Perhaps the searcher was wondering if the acronyms were available in some kind of database format for Palm OS handheld computers. They aren't, but if I knew how to I wouldn't mind making them available that way.
Computers
0% PALM DATABASE (2)Portable And Little, My Digital Assistant's The Absolute Best - Although Somewhat Expensive Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers
0% PALM DATABASE (3)Predictions Are Logged, Making Divinations Available To All. Browse And Spot Errors. Angela Brett - Perhaps mystics keep records of all their predictions so they can check up on them later and see if they were right... or maybe just for examples to show learning palm readers.
Religion
0% PALM DATABASE (4)Predictions Are Like Men: Dumb And Tiresome - And Basically A Silly Exercise Tony McCoy O'Grady, after reading PALM DATABASE (3) and noting that Palmists are nearly always female.
Religion
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
0% PALM DATABASE (5)Practising Arborists Learn Much, Devouring All Teaching About Breeds And Species Etc. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
100% PALMSPredict A Life, Mystics Say Angela Brett
Religion
0% PALM TREESPretty, A Large Mature Tree, Regions Elevates Elements, Sunshine Jan Morgan - Elevates Elements = Raised Weather temperatures
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
100% PALOMINOPlanning Another Launch, One Manufacturer Is Now Online Sean Lamb (Palomino was AMD's code name for their Athlon line of processors)
Computers:Generic Hardware
Names:Code Names
100% PALSPersonable And Likeable Soulmates Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
100% PALTRYPathetic Amount, Likely To Revolt You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
0% PALTRY (2)Puny Allotment Leaves The Recipient Yearning Melanie Merswolke
Assorted Adjectives
0% PALTRY (3)Piddling Amount - Less Than Required - Yuck! Patricia Rix
Assorted Adjectives
100% PANAMAPlease Attack Noriega And Make Amends joybutton (not his real name *grin*)
Places:Countries
0% PANAMA (2)Pick A Number And Move Aside joybutton
Places:Countries
0% PANAMA (3)Perhaps America's Narcotics Agents Messed About. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% PANDAParticular About Native Diet, Apparently Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
100% PANGAMYPromiscuity Amongst No-Good Adults Made You! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% PANICPeople Act Nonsensically In Crisis Angela Brett, 35 minutes before the deadline of a group PROJECT.
People & Relationships:Emotions
0% PANIC (2)People Are Now Imitating Chickens Angela Brett, when the server on which the Apronyms site is hosted was accidentally deleted. Luckily not many headless chicken impersonations were performed, as I had backups of almost everything.
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% PANTHERProwls Around Nature Trails, Heartily Enjoying Raccoons Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
0% PANTHER (2)Panther: A New Thing in His Evil Reign Acronymous Anonymous (presumably referring to the release of MAC OS X after JAGUAR
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
Names:Code Names:Apple
0% PANTHER (3)People All Need To Have Expose, Right? Angela Brett ('Expose' is one of the new features in Mac OS X 10.3, code-named 'Panther')
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
Names:Code Names:Apple
0% PANTHER (4)Please Add No Translations, Have Extra Room Angela Brett (most people will benefit from not installing all the languages in Mac OS X 10.3 Panther, as they take up extra disk space and installation time.)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
Names:Code Names:Apple
0% PANTHER (5)Panicked Angela Needs Technical Help, Everything's Ruined! Angela Brett, who eventually had to do a clean install of Panther after having problems with the normal installation.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
Names:Code Names:Apple
100% PANTIESPair Always Neatly Threaded Into Equivocal Single Rico Leffanta
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
0% PANTIES (2)Pulled Away, Naked Twat Is Exposed Sensationally Rico Leffanta
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
0% PANTIES (3)Protection Against Nighttime Temptation Into Erotic Session Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
100% PANZERProbably Australia-New Zealand Emergency Refreshment Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink:Drinks
100% PAPABEARPauses Aren't Particularly Annoying Because Exponential Assignment's Rough. Angela Brett, while typing to someone called PapaBear on IRC, not minding his long pauses because she was also working on an assignment involving infinite exponentials.
Names
100% PAPERPrecious And Passionate Emerging Romance Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the paper (1st) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
0% PAPER (2)Parchment Advances Produced Economical Replacement Tony Moore
Household Objects
0% PAP SMEARPrecaution Against Papilloma - Some Must Endure A Retest. Angela Brett, after reading http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99992601
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
0% PAPUA NEW GUINEAParts Are Primitive - Uplanders Almost Never Encounter Westerners. Generally Upland Inhabitants Not Economically Active. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% PARACHUTEPersons Abandoning Rushing Aircraft Can Hurtle Uncomfortably To Earth Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation:Parachuting
0% PARACHUTE JUMPINGPeople Aboard Racing Aircraft Can Hear Umpteen Terrified Exiters Judiciously Uttering Many Prayers - I Need God! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation:Parachuting
100% PARADESPublic's Annual Routine Anticipates Day, Event Strolling Jan Morgan
Time:Special Occasions
100% PARAGUAYPolitically A Republic After Government Under Army Yoke. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
0% PARALLEL LINESPartings Are Rigidly Applied, Logical Legalities Exclude Lines Lurching Into Nexus - Eternally Separated Tony McCoy O'Grady, who always wondered why concentric circles do not qualify as 'parallel'.
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
100% PARAMEDICPatients At Roadside Are Medicated, Eventually Doctors Intervene Clinically Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Healthcare Occupations
0% PARAMEDIC (2)Provides Assistance (Road Accident) / (Medical Emergency) & Delivers Into Casualtyward Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Healthcare Occupations
90% PARAMETERPrograms Always Require A Method of Ensuring True & Efficient Running Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Programming
100% PARASCENDINGPerson (And Rope And Speedboat) Can Elevate Nicely, Drifting If Not Gliding Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation:Parachuting
0% PARETO PRINCIPLEPerhaps A Ratio's Erroneous - That One Perceived Result Is Not Completely In Proportion (to) Less Effort Tony McCoy O'Grady (see PRINCIPLE)
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% PARISPeople Always Remember Iron Structure Eric Bridgstock
Places:Towns & Cities
0% PARIS (2)Perfume Always Rejuvenates Innate Sensuality Rico Leffanta
Places:Towns & Cities
0% PARIS (3)Perhaps Apple's Redesigning Its System? Sean Lamb (Paris was Apple's code name for the Macintosh II)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
Names:Code Names:Apple
0% PARIS (4)Philosophers, Artists, Restaurants and Iconic Structures Eric Bridgstock
Places:Towns & Cities
100% PARKPut Away Resting Kart Angela Brett
Transport
0% PARK (2)Playground Amuses Rowdy Kindergarteners Angela Brett
Places
0% PARK (3)Playground Amuses Restless Kids Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
0% PARK (4)Playing Achieves Recreation, Kids Jan Morgan & Remington Morgan
Places
Sports & Recreation
100% PARLIAMENTPoliticians Are Rogues Living In A Mendacious Environment, Never Trustworthy! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
100% PAROLLESPromises Are Regularly Overturned - Little Loyalty Ever Shown Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's All's Well That Ends Well
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:All's Well That Ends Well
100% PARSERProgrammed Algorithm Reading Sentences, Expressions, Runes Gavin Lambert
Computers
83% PARTYPatronage-wise, Altscape Reached Thousand... Yay! Angela Brett, when the ALTSCAPE team were planning a party to celebrate having over a thousand users.
Commerce:Companies
Time:Special Occasions
100% PASCALPressure And Stress Calculations Are Lengthy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
0% PASSING TIMEPausing As Seconds Slide Into Nothing, Going Toward Inevitable Mind's-End Angela Brett
Time
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
100% PASSIONPerhaps A Shabby Sensation Indicating Onerous Needs Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Emotions
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
0% PASSIVE SMOKINGPeople Around Smokers Should Indicate Vehement Exceptions! Secondary Mischief Often Kills Innocent Non-Gaspers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs:Tobacco
100% PASSWORDPick Alphanumeric Symbols, Sans Words Of Reputable Dictionaries. Angela Brett
Computers
0% PASSWORD (2)People Actually Seem Stupid Working Outside Required Directives Dundee
Commerce
0% PASSWORD (3)Private And Secret Spelling Which Operator Requires -- Damn Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers
0% PASSWORD (4)Perhaps A Security System Which Often Restricts Doorways Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
100% PASTAParboil, Add Sauce - That's All! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
0% PAST AND PRESENTPrevious And Subsequent Times Are Naturally Distinguished - Previous's Remembering, Experiencing's Subsequent. Extempore, Now's Then. Angela Brett, who wishes she could think of a better word than 'Subsequent'
Time
100% PASTEPictures And Simple Text Entered Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers
86% PASTORPerson Advocating Sensible Terms of Organised Restriction Mary Carr
Religion:Religious Occupations
100% PASTRYPick Another Strudel To Rejuvinate Yourself Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink
100% PATCHESPretty Active Tabby Cat Hums Ever Sweetly Jan Morgan
Names:Pet Names
100% PATENTPrior Art Treated Egregiously, Not Trusted Sean Lamb (the patent office is called to terms by the W3C with prior art on Eolas's web embedding patent)
People & Relationships:Law & Order
0% PATENT (2)Patent Application Truthful? Eolas Needs Tutoring Sean Lamb (the patent office is called to terms by the W3C with prior art on Eolas's web embedding patent)
Computers:Internet
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% PATHETICPeople Against The Hypothesis Earth Travels In Circles Rico Leffanta
Assorted Adjectives
Science:Astronomy
100% PATHOLOGYPerusing A Tissue'e Health (Or Lack) Of Geriatrics & Youths Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
89% PATIENCEPostage Across Timezones Is Exceptionally Non-fast. Check Everyday. Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela was impatient to find out what Tony had put in with her MacAddict, when sending it back after a loan.
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
Communication
100% PATRICIAParenting All Those Rixes Ideally, Caused Inopportune Ageing? Tony McCoy O'Grady (At times all parents feel prematurely aged!)
Names:Acronymists
0% PATRICIA (2)Parenting All Those Rixes Is Creditable Intellectual Achievement George Rix
Names:Acronymists
0% PATRICIA (3)Parenting And Training Rixes Is Creator's Inspired Assignment George Rix
Names:Acronymists
0% PATRICIA (4)Piety And Temperance Remain Incontrovertible Characteristics, Inducing Apathy Patricia Rix
Names:Acronymists
0% PATRICIA (5)Patricia And Tony: Rivals In Creating Interesting Acronyms Patricia Rix
Names:Acronymists
0% PATRICIA (6)Patently Aggravated (by) Tony's Really Incorrect Characterization Involving Age! Patricia Rix (in response to PATRICIA)
Names:Acronymists
0% PATRICIA (7)Particularly Artistic Temperament Results In Creating Incredible Acronyms Patricia Rix and Rob Rix
Names:Acronymists
0% PATRICIA (8)Place Acronyms, Then Rhymes, Into Cereal Illegal Activities. Angela Brett
Names:Acronymists
0% PATRICIA (9)Particularly Attracted To Roguish Irishman's Careful, Imaginative Acronyms Patricia Rix
Names:Acronymists
0% PATRICIA (10)Pets And Toys Really Interest Child Inside Adult Patricia Rix
Names:Acronymists
0% PATRICIA (11)Placename Acronyms Tackled Regularly - Is Clan Intensely Acronymic Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
0% PATRICIA (12)Pansies Are Tasteless, Really Intended (to) Create Instant Atmosphere Patricia Rix (I am, of course, referring to the pansies which pretentious restaurants-in-hotels put on your plate along with your scanty serving of hors d'oeuvres to justify the inflated price.)
Names:You Are What You Eat
100% PATRICKPicked A Trefoil, Religiously Instructing Celtic King Tony McCoy O'Grady - Saint Patrick is reputed to have used a shamrock to show the three-in-one nature of the Holy Trinity to an Irish king
Religion:Saints
100% PATRIOTPerson Acclaiming Territorial 'Romance' Is Often Terrorist Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
Military:War & Terrorism
80% PATTERNSPhi-curves And Theta-curves Twisting Elegantly Round Netted Surfaces Angela Brett, during a lecture mentioning spherical co-ordinates in UNIVERSITY CALCULUS class.
Science:Mathematics
100% PATTIPotatoes And Turnips Taste Incredible Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:You Are What You Eat
100% PATTONPicture About Truly Terrifying Officer - No? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
0% PATTY BOUVIERPestering Auto-Test Triers, You Brook One Unfulfilled Vaunted Infatuation - Enchanting Richard-dean-anderson Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
100% PAULProbably An Undersized Lad Angela Brett, because according to http://www.surebaby.com/page67.html, the name Paul means 'small'.
Names:First names:Male
0% PAUL (2)Pathetic Adult Used Lust Jan Morgan - Someone I know
Names:First names:Male
100% PAULAPlease Act Ultimately Like Adult Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
0% PAUL AND MORGAN HAMMPhysically Amazing (Unfortunately, Larynges Are Not Desireable) Men, Obviously Rule Gymnastics. Among Nellies, Have A Massive Market Robert Anonymous - Paul and Morgan Hamm are two beautiful gymnasts with voices that rather resemble those of the munchkins in The Wizard of Oz.
Names:Famous people
Sports & Recreation
100% PAUPERPoor And Unfortunate Person - Evidently Ravenous Angela Brett
People & Relationships
100% PAUSEPlainly A Uniquely Short Easement Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time
100% PAYCHEQUEPlease Accept You Can't Have Everything - Quite Unstable Economy. Angela Brett
Commerce:Money
0% PAYCHEQUE (2)Please, As Your Credit Has Expired, Quit Undue Extravagance! Patricia Rix
Commerce:Money
100% PAYDAYPerfect, As Your Debts Arrived Yesterday! Angela Brett
Time
Commerce:Money
100% PAYROLLPlease Accept Your Raise (Or Lowering) Lief. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce
100% PCPlastic Crap Tony McCoy O'Grady
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
0% PC (2)Pathetic Creation Tony McCoy O'Grady
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows

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