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AAAlways Alkaline Jeff Anonymous (on the rareness of carbon-zinc and nickel-metal hydride AA batteries. ya can usually only get alkaline and rechargable alkaline)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
AAAAvailable As Alkaline Dustan Dowsing, who resorted to acronymising battery sizes in an attempt to get the overall first acronym.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
AAAAAlso Available As Alkaline Dustan Dowsing
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
AALAAromas Arouse Limpid Affairs Rico Leffanta (Aala is a town - and Honolulu park - on the island of Oaha, Hawaii. Aala='fragrance')
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
AARDVARKAn Arrant Rogue, Decadent & Valueless! A Rampaging Kleptomaniac Tony McCoy O'Grady - an attempt to get the first entry in the list and the first pupil on the SuperBaddy school roll
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains
AARONAlways Aims Rifle On Needlepoint Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Male
AASLEAGHAwful Alcohol's Still Left, & Everyone's Already Got Hangovers! Angela Brett (Aasleagh is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'A liqueur made only for drinking at the end of a revoltingly long bottle party when all the drinkable drink has been drunk.'
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
ABACTORAgricultural Baddy - A Cattle Thief (Obsolete Remark) Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
ABACUSAbundant Beads, Addition & Calculation Utility System. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics
ABASHAstound, Bring About Shame, Humiliate. Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
ABATTOIRAnimals Bleed And Then They're Offered In Repast Angela Brett
Food & Drink
Places:Buildings
ABBAAgnate Biblically Begat Adam Angela Brett
Religion
ABBREVIATIONSA Bit Big... Remove Excess Vowels (It Ain't Troublesome If One's Not Speaking) Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay
ABCAlpha Born Coder! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Linguistics
ABEIGHAloof, But Especially In Gaelic Highlands Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
ABELAdam's Boy, Eve's Lad Angela Brett
Names:First names:Male
Religion
ABETAid By Encouraging Transgression Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
ABHORAny Boy Having Orgasm Responsibly Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
ABIOGENESISA Biont Is Originated - Great, Except Not Explicable. Surrounding Inanimate Substance. Angela Brett
Science:Biology
ABLACTATIONA Baby's Left Annoyed 'Cause That Alimentary Tipple Isn't On Nipple. Angela Brett
Science:Biology
ABNEGATEAbsolute Baloney - Never Even Given A Thought, Ever. Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
ABORTIONA Baby Only Remains 'Til It's Ordered Not Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Family
Science:Biology:Healthcare
ABRAMA Brownish Red, Auburn Modernly. Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
ABSTRUSEA Bit Strange:- To Readily Understand - Seek Explanation Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
ABUNCHAA Big Unitary Number - Covers Hundreds, Apparently. Tony McCoy O'Grady, when protesting Jeff's use of 'Abuncha' as one word in an acronym
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
ABUNDANTAll But Uncountable... Never Did Anyone Need Total Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
ACARIDA Compact Arachnid - Rarely Isn't Dronish. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Insects
ACATALECTICAuthors Can Achieve This - A Little Extra Care That It's Correct. Angela Brett
Art & Literature
ACATAMATHESIAAfflicted Can't Apprehend That Anything Means Anything, Though Has Every Sense - It's Absurd! Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
ACCIDENTSAre Caused - Chiefly Involving Derelict Events, Normally Through Stupidity Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Disaster
ACCOMPLISHAchieving Completely Can Often Mean Praise's Lavished - I Sense Happiness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
ACCOUNTANTAll Cash Counted Out Using Numeracy Techniques - And No Theft! Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
ACCOUNTINGAre Cash Controls Operating Usefully, Need To Investigate Negative Growth Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
ACCRUEA Chap(ess) Could Refuse Unnecessary Eclat Santa Claus (see SANTA CLAUS (2))
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
ACEROUSA Careful Extraction Revokes Only Unicorn's Significance Angela Brett
Science:Biology
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Mythical Creatures
ACHEAnybody Can Hurt Everywhere Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
ACHILLESArrogant Champion - He Is Lottery Loser - Ending Sulks Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Troilus and Cressida
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Troilus and Cressida
ACIDA Corrosive Ingredient, Definitely. Angela Brett
Science:Chemistry
ACMEA Company Manufacturing Encouragement Tony McCoy O'Grady, after he suggested that Angela's ENCOURAGEMENT probably came from the ACME people the coyote always got his stuff from.
Commerce:Companies
ACNEAdolescents Can Not Escape Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
ACRONYMANIAA Crazed Response Or Neurosis You May Acquire, Naturally, Inventing Acronyms Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACRONYMANIACAlphabetically Creative Ranter's Overactive Noodle Yields Many Acronymic Niceties. It's Absolutely Crazy! Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACRONYMISEAnyone Can Rejuvenate Old Nuances. You Must Investigate Synonyms Extensively. Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACROPHOBIAA Common Repulsion Or Paralysing Horror Of Becoming Intensely Acrofactive Tony McCoy O'Freud
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
ACROSTICArgue Correct Reference, Or Study This Interesting Comparison. Angela Brett, who is thinking of adding to the ACRONYMS website with a discussion of the definitions of acronym and acrostic.
Words & Wordplay
ACTINIUMA Chemical That Is Not In Use Much Tony McCoy O'Grady, who has almost singlehandedly acronymised the entire periodic table.
Science:Chemistry:Elements
ACTONA California Town Of Nickels Jan Morgan -- Rudolph E. Nickels is known as the father of the town
Places:Towns & Cities
ACTSAs Christianity Then Spreads Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
ADAIRAttempts Dousing An Inflamed Resource Tony McCoy O'Grady (Red Adair puts out oil-well fires)
Names:Famous people
ADAMApples, Damsons And Melons Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:You Are What You Eat
ADAM-ONDI-AHMANA Domain At Missouri, Of Natural Disappearance In Area, Has Monumental Anonymous Narrative Jan Morgan (in north Central Missouri - not far from Gallatin, was a place named by Joseph Smith in Honor of Adam and Eve)
Places
ADAMSAppleMaster Douglas Authored Muchloved Series Angela Brett
Art & Literature:Writers
ADAPTAmend Details And Plan Tactics Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
ADDERSAbsolutely Dirty, Dust Eden Reptiles! Slither! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
ADDICTIONAlcohol & Drugs Dangerously Injure Cerebellum. Throw It Out, Now! Angela Brett
Drugs
ADDITIONArithmetic Device Drummed Into Tots... It's Only Natural. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics
ADELARDAl'Khwarizmi's Derivations Entered Latin, Also Royal Drilled. Angela Brett (Adelard of Bath was a mathematician who, among other things, translated work of Euclid and Al'Khwarizmi and taught King Henry II.)
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
ADIDASA Desirable Item Decorated And Striped Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
ADJECTIVESAdditional Details - Just Ensure Correctness. These Items Valuably Enhance Sentences TMcCO'G
Science:Linguistics
ADMINA Desk Man Is Needed Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
ADMINISTRATORA Dreadful Master Is Needed In Setting The Rules And Then Organising Routines Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
ADOAcronyms Doubly Overloaded ADO = Active Data Object (Microsoft)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
ADOBEAmerican Desert-Originated-Brick Edifice Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings
ADOPTEDAngel Dancing On Pin Turning Either Direction Rico Leffanta, referring to that very Catholic question: "How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?" If you are adopted (and are, one presumes, angelic) you must dance according to the direction of your new parents - whatever direction that may be, or fall from the only thing stable in your life...
Religion
People & Relationships:Family
ADRIANAAnnoyance Deepens Regarding Identities - Anger Narrowly Averted Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Comedy of Errors
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Comedy Of Errors
ADSAnticompetitiveness Doesn't Sell ADS = Active Directory Service (Microsoft)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
ADULTERYAdults Doing Unlawful, Lustful Things - Exploring Repressed Yearnings Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
ADVENTUREA Dastardly Villain Enters Niceguy Territory - Usually Really Exciting! Angela Brett, while pondering the ADVENTUREs of MacGirl and KEYBOARD.
MacGirl & KeyBoard
ADVICEAvoid Dreadful Violence In Caring Environment Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to this request on the Apronyms Forums: We are forming a new community group to end abuse, we are looking for a catchy acronym using the A for abuse. We don't want to limit ourselves to only family violence, or child abuse. Our purpose is to educate and raise awareness.
People & Relationships:Advice
People & Relationships:Abuse
AFAIKAccept Free Advice, I'm Knowledgeable!!! Tony McCoy O'Grady (AFAIK usually stands for 'As Far As I Know')
Re-expansions of existing acronyms:Conversational
AFFCOTA Frightful Fart Cuts Off Talking. Angela Brett (Affcot is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'The sort of fart you hope people will talk after.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
AFRAIDAnxious For Reassurance, And In Distress Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
AFTERSHOCKA Fellowship To Explain Redemption & Share Happiness Of Christian Knowledge Tony
Religion:Men's Ministry
AGAMEMNONA Greek Aggressor Making Empty (Mainly Noble Oratory) Noises Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Troilus and Cressida
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Troilus and Cressida
AGEAnnually Gets Elevated Angela Brett
Time:Age
AGESAeons, Generations, Epochs & Such? Angela Brett, after Edwin mentioned on the forums that he hadn't submitted an acronym for AGES and should be punished. I figured I'd better submit an acronym for AGES before anyone punished me!
Time
AGITATEAlways Get In The Action To Excite Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
AGNOSTICA God's Not Observable, So Truth Isn't Certain Angela Brett
Religion
AGONYAffair Going On Near You Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Emotions
AHAAaah, He's Admitted! Angela Brett, when Tony finally admitted to being the mysterious acronymaniac known as TRICKERTREAT.
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
AIDAnnual Income Decrement Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Tax Assessment.
Commerce:Money
AIDANAn Individual, Dandy Adult, Newlywed Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
AIMEEAffectionate Is Meaning, Entreating European Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
AIRAllows Instant Resuscitation. Roger Williams
Science:Chemistry
Science:Biology
AIRLINESAviation Industry Regularly Leaves Individuals Needing Extra Space Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
AIRPLANEAerial Innovation Rising Perpendicular, Lifts Achieving Necessary Elevation Jan Morgan
Transport
AIRPORTAbounding In Runways, Plenty Of Recreational Travellers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
ALABAMAA Large Aeronautics, Based At Madison Area Jan Morgan - Madison County, Alabama, is where Huntsville is located and Huntsville has an aeronautics space camp for kids.
Places:States & Regions
ALADDINAdding Lavish Animation, Disney Does It Now Sean Lamb
Entertainment:Movies
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
ALANA Leader, Able Navigator Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
ALARMA Loud Appliance Ringing Madly Edwin Hermann
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Science:Electronics
Assorted Nouns:Noises
ALAS!Advantage Lost! Abashed! Surprise! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Main
ALASKAA Lotta Arctic Snow - Keep Away! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:States & Regions
ALBANIAAlthough Lying Beside Adriatic, Normally It's Alpine. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
ALBANYA Loyal Briton And Not 'Yellow' Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's (The Tragedy Of) King Lear
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:(The Tragedy Of) King Lear
AL'BATTANIAlbategnius' Liber Bore Astronomical Tables, Trigonometric Advances & Newer Information. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
ALCHEMYActivate Libido, Carefully Hone Every Mettle Yourself. Rico Leffanta
Science:Chemistry
ALCIBIADESA Loyal Comrade Indeed - Battles Into Athens, Despatches Enfeebled Senators Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Timon of Athens
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Timon of Athens
ALCOHOLA Little Consumption Often Helps Open Legs Rico Leffanta
Drugs
ALCOHOLICAbsolutely Legless, Cannot - Obviously - Handle One's Liquor In Comfort. Tony McCoy O'Grady... describing KEYBOARD.
Drugs
ALDEBARANAcross Lightyear Distances, Earthbound Beams Are Received At Night Tony McCoy O'Grady. (Taurus, the Bull, is a zodiacal constellation that contains the orange-hued star Aldebaran, the 13th brightest star in the sky and 45 times larger than the Sun.)
Science:Astronomy
ALEXAble Lad Engages Xylophone Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male

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