A Pertinent Re-interpretation Of Normality Yielding More Sense
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| HECATE | Heavenly Eclipse Can Alter The Earth |
Rico Leffanta Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses |
| HELP (2) | Hopelessly Erudite Lesson Platform |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships |
| HERA | Have Everyone Respond Awfully |
Rico Leffanta Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses |
| HIBERNATE | Happily Imitating Bear Enjoying Repose Not Awakening Til Evicted |
Rico Leffanta Assorted Verbs Science:Biology |
| HISS | Humming In Snake Songs |
Rico Leffanta Assorted Nouns:Noises |
| HITCHED | Holy Intimate Tie Connecting Heterosexuals Expecting Divorce |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce |
| HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO | Her Orthodontist Handily Overcame Heated Objections Hindering Oral Hygiene Originally Hampering Orgasms Happily Obtained Helping Old Hermits Over Humps On Holiday Outings |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| HOLLYWOOD OPUS | Head Office Literally Loves Your Work, Only One Detail: Other People Underwrite Script! |
Rico Leffanta Entertainment:Movies |
| HORACE | Holding On Romantically Antagonises Consorts Everytime |
Rico Leffanta Names:First names:Male |
| HOW MANY | Have Office Wench Make Amends Next Year |
Rico Leffanta, after someone telling him they had "too many" and made a fool out of themselves at the office Christmas party (in Britain, since office parties in America are tabu), but decided there was nothing they could do except make amends next year. Drugs Time:Special Occasions |
| HUBBY | Hopelessly Unaware Bubble Burst Yesterday |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce |
| HULA | Happy Undulating Lustful Acts |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| HUNCH | Hope Uncle Never Catches Her |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| HYMEN | Hello Young Men - Especially Newcomers! |
Rico Leffanta Science:Biology:Body Parts |
| HYSTERICAL | Hollers Yells Screams To Excess Reliving Imaginary Circumstances Alienating Love |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Emotions |
| HYSTERICS | Have You Seen The Evil Raging In Circumcised Sydney? |
Rico Leffanta Sports & Recreation People & Relationships:Emotions |
| IA | Its Astronomical |
Rico Leffanta (Ia is Hawaiian for Milky Way) Science:Astronomy |
| IBERIA | In Between European Regimes Invading Africa |
Rico Leffanta Places History |
| IDI AMIN | If Destiny Impels, Are Men Intrinsically Nefarious? |
Rico Leffanta Names:Famous people:Politicians |
| IDIOT (2) | International Director, Intranet Office Technology |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations:Humorous Job Titles |
| IGNORE | I Guess No One Really Exists |
Rico Leffanta Assorted Verbs |
| ILLUSIONS | If Lovers Lose Union Should Imbeciles Operate Nuclear Stations? |
Rico Leffanta, because people imagine lovers sticking together which, of course, they don't do for long, and that bureaucrats are competent to manage nuclear stations, but Chernobel wasn't an illusion, was it? Politics People & Relationships:Thoughts |
| IMPLORE | Ignorant Men Pleading Love Offers Romance Eternally |
Rico Leffanta Assorted Verbs People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| INABSENTIA | I Need A Bath Soon Especially Now That It's Autumn! |
Rico Leffanta Assorted Phrases |
| INDEBTED | Insolvent Nymph Discovers Every Banker Trusts Exotic Dancers |
Rico Leffanta Commerce |
| INEPT | Indulgent Nymph Exciting Peeping Toms |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Love & Lust People & Relationships:Personality Traits |
| INGRID | I Need Guys Really Into Dancing! |
Rico Leffanta Names:First names:Female |
| IN HEAT | Intercourse Needed Having Erotic Astronomical Temperatures |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| INHIBITION | I Never Have Imbibed Beverages Intended To Inebriate Ostentatious Nymphomaniacs |
Rico Leffanta Drugs People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| IN LAW | I Never Loved Anyone Worse |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Family |
| INSANE | I Never Spoke Any Nonsense Either! |
Rico Leffanta Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness |
| INTERNET (3) | I Need To Email Romantic Notes Everywhere Tonight |
Rico Leffanta Computers:Internet |
| INVEIGH | I Never Voice Exceptions In Good Humour |
Rico Leffanta Assorted Verbs |
| IRIS | In Rainbows Is Speed |
Rico Leffanta Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses |
| ISIS | Is She Immortally Superior? |
Rico Leffanta Religion |
| ISRAEL (2) | International Saga Recounting Arab Eras Lost |
Rico Leffanta Places:Countries |
| ISSUR DANIELOVITCH | It Seems So Useless Remembering Duty Almost Never Interrupts Enjoying Lots Of Virgins Itching To Collar Him |
Rico Leffanta (Issur Danielovitch is better known as Kirk Douglas) Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names |
| IT (2) | Ivory Tower |
Rico Leffanta (referring to information technology, of course) Re-expansions of existing acronyms Computers |
| IVO LEVI | If Virgin Offers, Let's Enjoy Venery Intimately |
Rico Leffanta (Ivo Levi is better known as Yves Montand) Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names |
| IVY (2) | Interloping Vine Yardage |
Rico Leffanta Science:Biology:Plants |
| JALOPY | Japanese American Lemon Often Pedalled Yearly |
Rico Leffanta Transport:Car Makes & Models |
| JANE | Just A Nymph Emerging |
Rico Leffanta Names:First names:Female |
| JANICE | Just Act Nice; I'll Come Eventually! |
Rico Leffanta Names:First names:Female |
| JANUARY (3) | Janus And Nebula Usher Aquarius Rising Yearly |
Rico Leffanta Time:Months |
| JERICHO | Jewish Exercise Resounding Instruments Collapsing Hurdles Overall |
Rico Leffanta Religion Places:Towns & Cities |
| JESUS | Jewish Echo, "Save Us Sinners" |
Rico Leffanta Religion |
| JEWELLERY | Joining Element With Element Linking Love's Eldest Romantic Yardstick |
Rico Leffanta Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories |
| JOAN OF ARC | Juvenile Orders Army North Of France And Reaps Combustion |
Rico Leffanta Names:Famous people History |
| JOB (2) | Journey Of Boredom |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:The Workforce |
| JOCKSTRAPS | Jaded Old Crotch Kickers Seeking To Restore Artificial Phallic Symbols |
Rico Leffanta Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear |
| JOHN RYAN | Juveniles On Hawaii Never Remember You're Always Near |
Rico Leffanta (John Ryan is better known as Jack Lord) Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names |
| JOY | Joke's On You |
Rico Leffanta Names:First names:Female Laughter |
| JUBILANT | Joy Unleashes Boys In Loud And Noisy Times |
Rico Leffanta Laughter |
| JUDY | Just Un Dress Yourself! |
Rico Leffanta Names:First names:Female |
| JUICY | Jointly Uncovering Interrupted Coition Yields |
Rico Leffanta Assorted Adjectives People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| JULIA ROBERTS | Joyful Unbridled Lover Instinctively Always Reveals Ostentatious Big Eyes Really Trap Spouse |
Rico Leffanta Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses |
| JUNO | Juxtaposition Unlikely Nearly Omnipotent |
Rico Leffanta Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses |
| JUVENAL | Just Use Verse Eventually Nothing Approaches Love |
Rico Leffanta Art & Literature:Writers |
| KAAAWA | Kindly Arrange All Affairs With Aloha |
Rico Leffanta (Kaaawa is a town on the island of Oahu, Hawaii.) Places:Towns & Cities:USA |
| KALEIDOSCOPES | Kinetic Alignments Laboriously Enhancing Inner Dynamics Of Scattered Chips Optically Performing Exotic Scenes |
Rico Leffanta Entertainment:Toys |
| KALI | Kindles All Luck Inverted |
Rico Leffanta Religion:Hindu Goddesses |
| KATYDID | Keeps Appetisers Tasting Yummy Doesn't Intimidate Desserts |
Rico Leffanta Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?) |
| KHARTOUM | Kissing Has A Reputation That Only Uproots Morality |
Rico Leffanta, because in Khartoum, kissing is never seen between a man and a woman. Places:Towns & Cities |
| KIM NOVAK | Knockers Intrigue Males Not Otherwise Vaccinating Armoured Knickers |
Rico Leffanta Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses |
| KINDERGARTEN | Kids Investigating New Diseases Exploring Riots Grabbing Arses Revolting Teachers Educating Nincompoops |
Rico Leffanta Education Places:Buildings |
| KINDNESS | Kissing Identifies New Directions Needing Exploratory Sneaky Smooches |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Personality Traits |
| KISS (3) | Kinetic Instinctive Smile Smudge |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| KNOT | Knickers Never Obviously Twist |
Rico Leffanta Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear |
| KNOTHOLE | Keeps Neighbours On Toes Hopefully Occluding Lecherous Eavesdropping |
Rico Leffanta Assorted Nouns |
| KORE | Knows Organic Regurgitation Everywhere |
Rico Leffanta Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses |
| KOWTOW | Keel Over When The Order Warrants |
Rico Leffanta Assorted Verbs |
| KUNG FU (2) | Karate Using Natural Gyrations Favouring Upsets |
Rico Leffanta Sports & Recreation:Martial Arts |
| LAMPOONS | Laughing At Mankind's Pretences Over Other Newsworthy Stories |
Rico Leffanta Art & Literature |
| LEDA | Let Every Duck Arise! |
Rico Leffanta Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses |
| LEND A HAND | Looks Easy, Needs Doing, Anyway - Have A Nice Day! |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Advice |
| LENT | Let's Eat Next Tuesday |
Rico Leffanta Religion Time:Special Occasions |
| LEONARD SLYE | Likes Enemies On Nooses And Riding Damp Saddles Leaves You Exhausted |
Rico Leffanta (Leonard Slye is better known as Roy Rogers) Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names |
| LE SILENCE | Ladies Enthusiastically Seeking Intense Love Experiences Never Come Easily |
Rico Leffanta Entertainment:Movies |
| LESLEY HORNBY | Let's Eat Sugar Ladies! Eat Yummy Helpings Or Repast Near By You! |
Rico Leffanta (Lesley Hornby is better known as Twiggy) Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names |
| LIBBY | Lying Is Best By You! |
Rico Leffanta Names:First names:Female |
| LIE | Love Is Eternal |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Love & Lust People & Relationships:Thoughts:Misconceptions |
| LIMERICK | Less Is More Except Rhymes In Celtic Knots |
Rico Leffanta Art & Literature |
| LIMP | Lost Insert Member Prostrate |
Rico Leffanta Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments |
| LIPSTICK (2) | Loves Inciting Peckers She Tattoos In Cold Kisses |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products |
| LIVE | Life Is Visually Evil |
Rico Leffanta Religion |
| LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWLLLLANTYSILIOGOGOGOCH | Love Lost And Never Found Again Is Really Pitiful! When Love Lapses, Going Where You've Never Gone, Your Love Life Grows Onerous, Gilding Every Reason You Chose Heartache, When You Really Need Desirable Romantics Opening Borders Which Lady Luck Lets Love Align Neatly To Your Senses. Inviting Love In Over Grief Opens Galaxies; Only Going Out Cultivates Healing! |
Rico Leffanta, who mentions that the website of this tiny village in Wales can be found at http://llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.co.uk/say.htm. Places:Towns & Cities:UK |
| LOCKUP | Lets Our Computer Keep Unreal Pauses |
Rico Leffanta Computers |
| LONER | Love's Only Nightmare Escaping Rejection |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships |
| LOOPHOLE | Lawyers Out Of Principles Halting Other Legal Effects |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Law & Order |
| LORD | Lofty Offical Relishing Divinity |
Rico Leffanta Politics:Royalty |
| LORETTA SWIT ("HOTLIPS") | Letters Often Reveal Erotic Thoughts That Always Spill Wetly In Time; However Often That Lasts, It's Pretty Sensational |
Rico Leffanta Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses |
| LOUSE | Left Overs Usually Season Expectorants |
Rico Leffanta Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?) |
| LUCIFER | Lust Unbridled Causes Infidelities For Evil Reasons |
Rico Leffanta Religion |
| LUCILLE LE SUEUR | Luck Usually Connects Idiot Lovers Legs Entwined Lurching Everywhere Somehow Underestimating Ecstasy's Usual Response |
Rico Leffanta (Lucille Le Sueur is better known as Joan Crawford) Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names |
| LUNA | Lunatics Understand Nighttime Activities |
Rico Leffanta Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses |
| LURE | Lover Using Romantic Enterprise |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| LYRICS (2) | Loving You Rarely Induces Choirs Singing |
Rico Leffanta Entertainment:Music |
| MA (2) | Maternal Android |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Family |
| MA AND PA KETTLE | Maternal Android Almost Never Directs Paternal Android, 'Kiss Each Time True Lovers Elope' |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships |
| MADAM | Makes A Dame A Mistress |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Titles |
| MAIDENHEAD | Marry Assets, Initiate Divorce, Ensnare New Husband, Enjoy And Divorce |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce |
| MAIL (2) | Maze Allocating Individual Letters |
Rico Leffanta Communication |
| MAJORITY | Many Absentees Justified Or Ratified Inane Trendy Yawns |
Rico Leffanta Assorted Nouns |
| MALE | Masculine Anatomy Losing Extinction |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Genderalisations |
| MALTA (2) | Men Always Less Than Angelic |
Rico Leffanta Places:Countries |
| MAMA | Mano A Mano Acrobatically |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships |
| MANILA | Many Ardent Natives Invite Love Affairs |
Rico Leffanta Places:Towns & Cities |
| MARIE | Makes Any Romance Intimate, Eventually! |
Rico Leffanta Names:First names:Female |
| MARILYN MONROE | Men Always Rave, 'I Love You Naked!' Morning Or Night, Romance Overshadows Everything! |
Rico Leffanta Names:Famous people |
| MARION MORRISON | Man Always Rides In On Nag; Maid Often Rides Roughly In Saddle Or Noisily |
Rico Leffanta (Marion Morrison is better known as John Wayne) Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names |
| MATRIS | Mothers Are Treated Respectfully In Society |
Rico Leffanta Religion:Hindu Goddesses |
| MEG RYAN | Many Erotic Grinds Replay Young Actress's Noisiness |
Rico Leffanta Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses |
| METIS | Magic Entwines The Irreverent Spouse |
Rico Leffanta Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses |
| MIA FARROW | Man Invites Affair From Adolescent Romantically Rivalling Own Wife |
Rico Leffanta Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses |
| MIGRAINE | My Insides Grumble Repeatedly And It Never Ends! |
Rico Leffanta Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments |
| MISERY | Missing Intimacy Since Erection Rose Yesterday |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Emotions |
| MISQUOTE | Most Idiots Seldom Question Understanding Of The Eclipse |
Rico Leffanta Science:Astronomy Communication |
| MISS | Majors In Sob Stories |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Titles |
| MISTER | Majors In Seduction To Ensnare Romantics |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Titles |
| MME DE MAINTENANT | Many Men Entertain Doubts Even Men Always In Need Test Extra Nonchalance After Naughty Trysts |
Rico Leffanta Art & Literature:Writers |
| MOIRA | Maybe Only If Reactions Act |
Rico Leffanta Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses |
| MOLIERE | My Only Love Is Editing Romantic Escapades |
Rico Leffanta Art & Literature:Writers |
| MONEY | Make Our New Economy Yours! |
Rico Leffanta Commerce:Money |
| MONSTERS (2) | Mothers On Night Shifts Teenagers Expecting Reasonable Sex |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships |
| MONTAIGNE | Manis Only Natural Talent Appears In Gods Never Enduring |
Rico Leffanta Art & Literature:Writers |
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