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APRONYMS BY ANGELA BRETT

About Angela Brett

Angela has not had time to update this website recently, because she is also a mathematician by training, programmer by trade, physicist by association and writer by Sunday midnight. She would like to remind people that anyone who submits an acronym to this website may send a short blurb like this one to go on their page of acronyms.


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100% GENETIC ALGORITHMGuesser Employing Nature's Evolutionary 'Tactics' In Creating A Likely Group Of Resolutions. Increase That Heuristic Measurement! Angela Brett
Science
Computers:Programming
100% GENETIC ENGINEERINGGodlike Experimenters Now Ensure That It Couldn't Evolve Naturally, Given Its Not Especially Effective Reproduction Inhibiting New Generations. Angela Brett, as genetically engineered plants are sometimes made sterile in order to prevent the crops from spreading and/or increase profits for the companies which sell the seeds. This also ensures that the variety could never have evolved naturally, since anything which can't reproduce is a sitting duck (so to speak) for natural selection.
Science:Biology
100% GEOMETRYGolly, Elementary Orthogonal Matrices Excite These Randy Youths. Angela Brett, during a boring first-year algebra lecture.
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
Education:Slow Teaching
100% GEOMETRY (2)Go Euclid! One Man's Elementary Text Remained Years! Angela Brett (parts of Euclid's 'Elements' were used as a standard textbook for around 2250 years.)
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
100% GEOMETRY (3)Greek Earth Observers Measured Everything, Trusting Real Yardsticks. Angela Brett, since geometry began with people actually measuring land and wasn't at all like the abstract science it is today.
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
78% GERMAINGauss Expected Robust Male... Actually Ingenious Nom-de-plume. Angela Brett. (Sophie Germain wrote to Gauss with her mathematical ideas under a male name, because in her time it was expected that... (see GERMAIN (2))
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
88% GERMAIN (2)Girls, Especially, Rarely Maintain Avid Interest in Numbers. Angela Brett (see GERMAIN)
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
100% GET BENTGet Exercise - Tae Bo Extinguishes Nervous Tension. Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
100% GET DRUNKGulp Ethanol To Dull Responses, Uncountable Neurons Killed. Angela Brett
Drugs
100% GET UP AND GOGreat Energy That Urges People Along... Now Don't Go Overboard! Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
100% GFOURGigaflops For Ordinary Users - Revolutionary! Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
78% GHERARDGot Help (with) Enunciation to Read 'Almagest' - Romanisation Deficient. Angela Brett. (Gherard had to learn Arabic since there was no Latin translation of Ptolemy's 'Almagest.')
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
100% GHOST (2)Grief Has One Seeing Things Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
100% GHOULSGive Hundreds Of Undead Life, Symbolically Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
100% GIFTGiven In Friendly Transaction Angela Brett
People & Relationships
100% GIGABYTESGosh, Information Galore! And Building Yearly... Terabytes Emerging Soon. Angela Brett
Computers
100% GIGGLEGreatly Inspired Gleeful Guffaw... Laughing Ebulliantly Angela Brett
Laughter
100% GIRLS DON'T LIKE BOYS, GIRLS LIKE CARS AND MONEY.Get It Right, Lads! She Doesn't Only Need True Love (I Know Everyone Believes Only Your Soul's Goodness Is Really Likeable) She Likes Incredible Kit, Excess Capital And Racing Spoilers. All Now Demand Men Owe Nothing Except Yabber. Angela Brett, who disagrees with this lyric from 'Boys and Girls' by Good Charlotte.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Transport
Commerce:Money
89% GISBORNEGatanistic Inhabitant Steve Brings Out Rampant Nerdiness in Everyone Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing, thinking about Dustan's gatanist friend Steve who lives in Gisborne. (See EVIL TWIN BROTHER)
Places:Towns & Cities:New Zealand
100% GIVEGift Is Vicariously Enjoyed Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
100% GLASS (3)Get Lacerated As Some Shatters Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% GLASSELGood-Looking At Sea Side, Elsewhere Lacklustre. Angela Brett ('Glassel' is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'A seaside pebble which was shiny and interesting when wet, and which is now a lump of rock, which children nevertheless insist on filing their suitcases with after the holiday.
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
100% GLASSESGood-Looking Angela Sees Smallprint Extra Sharply. Angela Brett, who has perfect close-up sight.
Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories
100% GLASSES (2)Geriatrics Lacking Acuity Sometimes Seek Enhanced Sight. Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories
100% GLASSES (3)Good Looking, A Spectacle... Strange Equivocal Synonyms Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay
Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories
100% GLITCHGood Lord! Imperfect Timing Causes Havoc! Angela Brett, after hearing about how delays in electricity flowing through logic gates can cause glitches in electronic circuits.
Science:Electronics
89% GLITSCHSGroup/Geeks Leading Information Technology, School of Community Health Sciences Angela Brett (see UNITS)
Education:University of Nottingham School of Community Health Sciences IT Subgroup
100% GLOBE TROTTINGGlamourous Life/Lust Of Being Elsewhere, Then Returning Only To Totally Ignore Native Geography. Angela Brett, while pondering her globe trotting planned for mid-2004.
Sports & Recreation:Travel
100% GO APPLES (2)Gone Overboard At Pretending Placidness... Losing Extant Sanity. Angela Brett, thinking that 'go apples' could have a similar meaning to 'go bananas'.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
100% GOATGnaws On Any Thing! Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
100% GO AWAYGo On, Ask, We'll Astound You. Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
100% GO AWAY, NOW!Get On A Wing, And You'll Navigate Our World. Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
100% GODGreat Omniscient Deity Angela Brett
Religion
100% GOD (4)Great Omnipresent Deity Angela Brett
Religion
100% GOD (5)Goliath's, Or Davids? Angela Brett... A lot of people seem to fight each other because they believe in different gods - the Old Testament is littered with stories of God helping the Israelites defeat their enemies. I wonder how bible stories would read if told by the other side.
Religion
100% GOD (6)Generous, Or Destructive? Angela Brett - some churches (at least Reverend Lovejoy's one on The Simpsons!) lean towards the idea that if we don't do exactly what God says we'll all burn in hell. Others describe a more benevolent God.
Religion
100% GOD (7)Gender's Often Debated Angela Brett - Most texts refer to God as 'He' although there are jokes about God being female and logically (if logic even applies to gods) God is neither.
Religion
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
100% GOD (8)Guess One's Desires Angela Brett (there are so many arguments and no direct ways of finding out what a god might want us to do.)
Religion
100% GOD (9)Gestalt Of Devotees Angela Brett
Religion
100% GOD (10)Greets Our Dead Angela Brett
Religion
100% GOD (11)Goodness On Demand Angela Brett
Religion
100% GOD (12)Giver, Observer, Destroyer. Angela Brett
Religion
100% GOD (13)Generated Our Domain Angela Brett
Religion
100% GOD IS GOODGenerator Of Divine Inspiration Should Get Our Ongoing Devotion Angela Brett
Religion
100% GOD LOVES YOU VERY MUCHGreat One Doesn't Look On Viciously, Expecting Something You're Obviously Unable. Vices Embraced... Remember Your Most Unsaintly Characteristic -- Humanity! Angela Brett (If God loves me very much, He wouldn't send me to HELL whatever petty evil I were involved in... and certainly not for simply being imperfect.)
Religion
100% GODSGenerous Omni Developers Share Angela Brett, because the Omni Group (http://omnigroup.com) makes some excellent products for Mac OS X, including frameworks for other Cocoa developers to use. Some might regard the Omni folk as GODS.
Computers:Programming:Cocoa
100% GODS (2)Greek? One Doesn't Suffice. Angela Brett
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
100% GODS (3)Glut Of Different Sorts Angela Brett
Religion
100% GODS (4)Glut Of Denominational Schisms Angela Brett
Religion
86% GO FORTH AND MULTIPLY!God Ordered Freedom Of Related Twos Habitating Ark. Noah Decided to Make Use of Lovemaking To Increase Population of Live Young. Angela Brett
Religion
86% GOLBATGood Old Leech-life Bloodsucking Attack's Tremendous! Angela Brett (Golbat is Pokemon #42)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
100% GOLD (2)Geniality Of Long Duration Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the gold (50th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
100% GOLGIGood Old Lipoproteins Get Instructed Angela Brett, after someone told her that a golgi apparatus is a 'structure where proteins go to college.'
Science:Biology
Education
100% GOLGI (2)Gulper Of Leftover Garbage, Indeed. Angela Brett
Science:Biology
78% GOLIATHGiant Offed by Little Inferior Aiming for The Head. Angela Brett
Religion
100% GONADGenerates Ova Night And Day Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% GOODGreatly Overused, Ordinary Declaration. Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
100% GOOD (2)Glosses Over One's Depression Angela Brett, because most people say, 'good' or something similar when asked how they are, regardless of their true situations.
Assorted Adjectives
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% GOOD DAYGenerosity Of Others Definitely Does Affect You Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
Time
People & Relationships
100% GOOD OR BADGet Out Of Doldrums Of Reasonable But Amoral Deeds. Angela Brett, in response to an unsuccessful search, because life wouldn't be as interesting if we only did things that were neither good nor bad.
People & Relationships
100% GOWNGraduate's Otherwise Wearing Nothing Angela Brett, a few weeks before graduating - there are bound to be pranksters who wear nothing under the gown.
Household Objects:Clothing:Academic Regalia
100% GRADUATIONGet Ready Academics... Depart University And Turn Into Overpaid Novices Angela Brett
Education
Time:Special Occasions
100% GRAPE IMACGag, Retch... Argh! Purple Equipment Isn't Meal... Actually Computer! Angela Brett
Computers:Do Not Eat:iMac Fruit Salad
89% GRAPHITEG4's Radical, Apparently Pencil-like Hue Is Truly Elegant. Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
100% GRAVEGrievers Remember A Vanished Embodyment Angela Brett
Places
People & Relationships:Death
100% GRAVESGod Requests A Visit, Eternal Souls. Angela Brett
Places
People & Relationships:Death
100% GRAVITY BARGuinness Room's Awesome View Impresses Tourists, Your Beers Are Ready. Angela Brett (The Gravity Bar, at the Guinness brewery in Dublin, has an almost 360 degree view of the city.)
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Places:Buildings
100% GREAT YEARGet Ready, Everyone, As Tony's Year Exceeds All Records! Angela Brett, on Tony's birthday.
Time
71% GREENGrass-colour Reminds Environmentalists of Extraordinary Nature. Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
100% GRIEVOUSGrave Robber Is Extolling Virtues Of Using Shovel Angela Brett (grave robbing is rather a grievous thing to do.)
People & Relationships:Death
92% GROSSETESTEGeometry & Research in Optics & Star Systems. Even The Extremely Small Things Envisionable. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
100% GROUP THAT SAVES SCHOOLSGathers Rallying Over Underfunded Public Teaching-Houses, As Teachers' Salaries And Valuable Education Shouldn't Stop 'Cause Honchos Overseeing Our Laws Say. Angela Brett, not on any particular group but responding to an unsuccessful search.
Politics
Education
86% GRUMPYGatanists Rendered Useless (your) Macintosh - Poor You! Angela Brett, when Tony's Mac was unusable for a long period due to problems with the power supply... obviously part of a Gatanist conspiracy to stop MacGirl and KeyBoard communicating.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
People & Relationships:Emotions
86% GTHREEGet The Hottest Range in Electronic Equipment! Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% GUFFAW (2)Gut Undulates From Fun And Wit Angela Brett
Laughter
100% GUICIDEGraphical User Interface Crashed... Instant Disaster Ensued! Angela Brett, pondering whether deinstalling a GUI (Graphical User Interface) would be committing 'guicide'
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Computers
100% GUICIDE (2)Gnome User Intentionally Caused Its Death, Evidently. Angela Brett (Gnome is a Linux GUI)
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Computers:Linux
100% GUICIDE AFTERMATHGreat, Unintuitive Incoherent Commands Involved During Everyday Actions. For This, Everything Requires Mindpower - All Too Hard! Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Computers
100% GUN SALUTEGive Umpteen Numbered Shots As Laurels (Usually Toward Elsewhere) Angela Brett
Military
100% GURU (2)Geek Using Real Unix Angela Brett, when the installers at a Linux installfest were called gurus.
Computers:Linux
100% GWENGood Welsh Effeminate Name Angela Brett (Gwendolyn is a Welsh name meaning fair haired)
Names:First names:Female
100% GYARADOS'Goldfish' Yields A Rare Atrocious Dragon Of Size Angela Brett (Gyarados is Pokemon #130)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
100% GYMNASTICSGirls & Young Men Now Attempt Stretches That Impossibly Curve Spine Angela Brett
Sports & Recreation
100% GYROSCOPICGet Yours! Rotates Omnidirectionally So Centre Of Positition Is Constant. Angela Brett
Science:Physics
100% GYROSTABILIZERGod! You're Rolling Over! Stop That! Aircraft Begins Inclining, Luckily Implement Zeroes Endangering Rotation. Angela Brett
Science:Physics
100% GYVEGot You! Villain's Entrapped. Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
83% HABITHave A Big Interest in Tobacco? Angela Brett
Drugs
100% HAHAHarder Acronyms Hamper Angela Angela Brett, when it took her a while to respond to a challenge to acronymise haha, after she'd said she couldn't resist acronymising capitalised words.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% HALHe's Artificial Lunacy Angela Brett, referring to the computer in '2001: A Space Odyssey'
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
100% HALL OF FAMEHave A Laugh... Lots Of Fantastically Funny Acronyms Might Eventuate. Angela Brett (The Acronyms Hall of Fame is at http://acronyms.co.nz/halloffame.html)
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
100% HALL OF FAME (3)Here Anthony Looks Like One Fine Fellow... Added Most Expansions. Angela Brett
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Page Titles
100% HALLOWEENHouselights And Lanterns Light One's Way Entreating Each Neighbour. Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions
90% HALLOWEEN (6)Have A Lizard-Like Oculus - Witches Employ Eye-of-Newt! Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions
100% HAMPERSHinder[s] Angela's MP3 Player's Expected Reception Speed Angela Brett, several days after her IPOD was supposed to arrive, on finding out that due to an influx of CHRISTMAS HAMPERS some smaller packages are getting lost.
Communication
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
100% HAM SANDWICH THEOREMHere's A Mathematical Statement Anyone (Not Dealing With Integrals) Can Hungrily Test. Halve Exactly Outer Rolls, Even Meat. Angela Brett (From the Collins dictionary of Mathematics: ham sandwich theorem, n, a colourful name for the theorem that given three volumes in Euclidean three-space, there is at least one plane which simultaneously bisects the three volumes. As a consequence, any sandwich may be cut in such a way that the two pieces have equal amounts of filling and equal amounts of each slice of bread.)
Science:Mathematics
Food & Drink
100% HANDHard Acronym Not Done Angela Brett, when Steve was trying to think of a HAND acronym and then asked her for an expansion when he couldn't think of one.
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% HANDYMANHusband's Apparently Now Doing Yearly Maintenance Around Nest. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
100% HANNAHHere's A Nice Name - And How! Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
100% HANSHas A Nutty Scalp Angela Brett, referring to HANS MOLEMAN - HOMER once kissed him on the head and exclaimed, 'It's just like kissing a peanut!'
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
100% HANS THOMASHis Autobiographic Novel Spans Two Hundred Or More Autumn Seasons! Angela Brett, referring to the character in 'The Solitaire Mystery' by Jostein Gaarder
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Solitaire Mystery
100% HAPPY B-DAYHere's A Present, Proving You've Blocked Death Another Year. Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions
93% HAPPY BIRTHDAYHave A Pleasant Party, Your Birthday Is Really The Happiest Day of Anthony's Year. Angela Brett, shortly before Tony's mother's birthday.
Time:Special Occasions
100% HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANTHONY!Here's A Properly Phony Year... Because In Roman, The (Heard) Digits Announce You're Allowed Non-Truths. Have One Neat Year! Angela Brett, when Tony became old enough to li about his age.
Words & Wordplay
Time:Special Occasions
100% HAPPY BIRTHDAY TONY!Hardly A Party Pooper, You'll Be Incrementing 'Round The Helios' Digits, Announcing 'Yippee! Tony O'Grady's New Year!' Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions
97% HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR TONY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!Hope Anniversary Passes Pleasantly. You Being Irish, [I] Realise Today's Half Done As Your Today's Our Yesterday. One Understands How Age Passes Properly - You Begin Increment Relative To Home's Date - And Yet To Others You're Over/ Under. Have A Perfect Party, You'll Be In Revelry 'Til all Hours Doing Anything You Desire, Enjoying Another 'Return' (To Original Neonatal You? Here's A Pretty Picture!) Yawn! Bed Is Ready To Habitate. Dawn Awakes You Tomorrow One Year Older. Unbeatable! Angela Brett, on Tony's birthday.
Time:Special Occasions
100% HAPPY HOLIDAYS (2)Here's A Plan: Pamper Yourself! Hours Of Lie-Ins Dissolve Away Your Stress. Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions
100% HAPPY HOLIDAYS (3)How American People Phrase Yuletide Hellos... One Living In Diversity Atheises Yearly Sentiments. Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions
100% HARD DRIVEHardly A Readily Digestible Diet... Rarely Is Vitamin Enriched. Angela Brett
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% HARMHumans Are Really Mean Angela Brett
People & Relationships
Military:War & Terrorism
78% HARPISTHeaven's Angels Required to Play Instrument of Sweet Twanging. Angela Brett, after Tony enquired as to whether Chinese heaven has harpists, when Angela described a Chinese writer mentioning people 'harping around in heaven.'
Religion
Entertainment:Music
100% HASSOPHere Armchair Stores Sterling Or Plastic Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady (Hassop is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'The pocket down the back of an armchair used for storing two-shilling bits and pieces of Lego.'
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
100% HASTINGSHardly Anything Suspicious - The... Icing Needed Glazing, See? Angela Brett (Hastings is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'Things said on the spur of the moment to explain to someone who comes into a room unexpectedly precisely what it is you are doing.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
100% HATEHumans Attack Their Enemies Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
Military:War & Terrorism
100% HATINGHumans Attack Those Idolising Neighbouring Gods Angela Brett
Religion
People & Relationships:Emotions
Military:War & Terrorism
100% HAVE A NICE DAYHopefully A Very Enjoyable And Not Irritating Circadian Episode Does Await You. Angela Brett
Communication:Hello & Goodbye
75% HAYHarvest Available Year-round Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Plants
100% HEADHat/Hair Envelops Axons & Dendrites Angela Brett and Peter Coxhead
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% HEALHelpful Education About Life/Love Angela Brett, in response to the same request as WATCH OUT
People & Relationships:Abuse
88% HEARSAYHis Evidential Account's Really Secondhand (According to Yvette) Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% HEARTHopefully Evident Arrhythmias Repair Themselves. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% HEART (2)Healthily, Each Atrium Rhythmically Twitches. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% HEART (3)Holds Emotion And Romantic Thoughts? Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% HEART (5)He's Expired... Atria Rhythm Terminated Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% HEAVENHighly Ecclesiastical Angelic Vista - Eternal Nirvana Angela Brett (the Angelic one ;^)
Places
Religion
100% HEELHolds Extremity, Ends Leg. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
86% HELIUM (2)Has Elevatory Lightness, Is Used in Mobility. Angela Brett
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% HELPHave Extremely Large Problem Angela Brett
People & Relationships
100% HELP DESKHasn't Even Learnt Primary Data Everyone Should Know Angela Brett (see also HELPDESK)
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
Communication
100% HELPDESK"Hello... Eh? Lifeless PC? Depress Electricity Switch."-- Knowall Angela Brett
Computers
96% HELPING KIDS WITH EDUCATIONHelp Every Little Person In New Generation, Knowledge Is Definitely Something Worth Investing in. Tomorrow's Heros Every Day Use Computers And Technology Imaginary-Only Now. Angela Brett
Education
100% HELP ME FIND THE CATHopefully Every Lost Pet May Eventually Find Its Next Dinner (The Human's Emotions Clearly Aren't Topmost!) Angela Brett, when someone searched for that phrase on the website.
Science:Biology:Animals
100% HELP ME GO PEEHave Especially Large Prostate? Maybe Envisioning Gently Oscillating Pond'll Ease Embarrassment. Angela Brett, after somebody searched for that phrase on the website. Other unsuccessful searches are now listed at http://acronyms.co.nz/cgi-bin/searches
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% HEMPHardly Emulates Marijuana's Potency Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Plants
100% HEMP (2)Herb Exhibits Medicinal Properties Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Plants
100% HENGHis Earthquake-Noticer's Great! Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
100% HERBALIFEHate Every Repulsive Banner Accosting Linked-In Food Eaters. Angela Brett, who sees a lot of annoying pop-up ads (not exactly banners... put some demerit points on my creative license) for Herbalife but prefers to get her nutrients from a balanced diet rather than from herb pills. I'm glad only have to put up with those ads when I'm at work... the web browsers on my own computer block unrequested pop-up windows.
Commerce:Companies
Food & Drink
100% HERE'S TO THE CRAZY ONES - THE MISFITS, THE REBELS, THE TROUBLEMAKERS. THE ROUND PEGS IN THE SQUARE HOLES. THE ONES WHO SEE THINGS DIFFERENTLY. THEY'RE NOT FOND OF RULES, AND THEY HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE STATUS QUO. YOU CAN QUOTE THEM, DISAGREE WITH THEM, GLORIFY OR VILIFY THEM - ABOUT THE ONLY THING YOU CAN'T DO IS IGNORE THEM. BECAUSE THEY CHANGE THINGS. THEY PUSH THE HUMAN RACE FORWARD. AND WHILE SOME MAY SEE THEM AS THE CRAZY ONES, WE SEE GENIUS - BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WHO ARE CRAZY ENOUGH TO THINK THEY CAN CHANGE THE WORLD ARE THE ONES WHO DO.Hello, Emmy! Really Emotive Script That Offers The Heroically Engendered Computer. Respect Apple's Zeal - Yes, One Needs Enthusiasm. 'Similar Thinking' Holds Evil, Microsoft Is Slowly Filtering Into These Similar-Thinkers' Heads, Essentially Revenue-Enhancing Brainwashing. Enter Lifestyle Spot Touting Home Electronics That Rebels Outputted. Used By Lunatics, Einsteins, Misfits Alike, Key Element's Revolutionary Spirit. This Has Everything... Rapid Operation, Userfriendliness - No Dot-PUB Endings (Gates' System Insists Names Trail Horrid 'Extensions' So Quasi-Understandable Abbreviation Represents Executable's Handle.) Owners Love Easy Software That Has Enhanced Output - Nay... Enhanced, Somehow, World! Hail Our Steves - Evolving Electronics, They Have, Indeed, Near-Godly Status. Doing It For Fun, Eventually Rewarded... Even Now They Leave You Thinking, "He's Extraordinary! Yes, Really Extraordinary! Not One To Fear Originality." New Discoveries Often Find Ridicule, Until Losers Eventually See Advantage - Now Different Thinking Has Exterminated Yesteryear's Harmonistic Attitude. Value Eccentricity, Not Ordinariness - Revolutionary Equals Strange... Perspective Entirely Changes The Face Of Rebellious Thoughts. Help Existing, Stagnating Technology Advance Through Using Some Quality Unheard Of Yet. Outcasts? Underdogs? Called Anything Nasty (Quoting Usually Others' Thoughtless Exclamations) The Hardworking Engineers Made Dust Into Silver, Analogously. Gutsy Recovery Ensued... Everything's Worth It, To Hear The Heartfelt Evangelism Macintosh G4 Lovers Offer. "Rapid Innovation Fulfills Your Own Resplendent Visions, Its Lifelike Interface Frees You To Harness Effectively Machine's Awesome Battery Of Uses." Though That's Hardly Everyone's Opinion. Now, Like Yesterday, To Heedlessly Ignore Next-Generation Young Objects Usually Causes A Nightmare. Think Different! Outliers In Science Invariably Get Noticed... Often Resented, Esteemed, Totally Humiliated, Eulogised, Maligned... But Eventually Create A Utopia, Sending Earthlings To Heights Earlier You Couldn't Have Anticipated. New Greatness Entails Tumbling Headlong Into Nothingness, Gripping Some Thought, Hoping Earnestly You'll Progress Utopia Somehow. However, Try Hard... Extremely Hard. Use Magic And Neurons, Reckoning And Creativity, Effort, Flair, Outright Radical Wizardry - Anything. Rule Deviations Are Necessary - Domination Will Hinder Innovation, Lessen Enthusiasm, Stifle One's Mind... Even Might Augment Youth Suicide. Educate Each To Hold 'Educate Myself' As Slogan To Honour, Eventually Cultivating Real Autonomous Zealots... You'd Only Need Elementary Similarities. When Einstein Started Extensively Exploring Gravitation, Established Newtonian Ideas Undoubtedly Stopped Brainiac Earlier Concocting Alternative Universal Supposition. Egotistical Thoughtpolice Hide Enigmatic People Elsewhere, Only Promoting Learning Everything Within Habitual, Orthodox Academia. Real Extremists Create Ridiculous Acronyms... Zany Yield Except Not One Useful Gift Humanity Takes Of This. Hardly Inducing New Knowledge, This Huge Expansion Yabbers Continually About Near-Cliched Homogeny Attitude. Nowadays, Gosh, Everyone Thinks He's Eccentric... Widespread Opinion Regarding Looking Different As Really Extra Trendy Has Each One Now Effectively Seeking What He Opposes - Difference Omnipresent! Angela Brett, expanding the script of an Emmy-winning Apple advertisement.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Words & Wordplay:Ridiculously long apronyms
100% HERNIAHurts Excruciatingly! Really Needs Immediate Attention Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% HERONHe Estimated Roots Of Numbers. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
100% HEWLETT-PACKARDHave Employed Wozniak - Looked Encouragingly Toward The Prototype Apple, Couldn't Know About Resulting Disadvantage. Angela Brett, since Steve Wozniak was working at Hewlett-Packard when he designed the Apple I, but luckily HP weren't interested in selling computers at that time so they didn't claim it as their own.
Computers
Commerce:Companies
100% HIGGS BOSONHere Is GUT's Guts, Some Believe Only Stupidity Of Namesake Angela Brett, who originally misunderstood the Higgs boson and expanded it, 'Here Is Gravity's Glue...' GUT stands for Grand Unified Theory.
Science:Physics:Particles
100% HIGHHelicopter's Indispensible Getting Here. Angela Brett
Places:Positions & Directions
100% HIGH (2)Here Is Good Hashish! Angela Brett
Drugs
100% HIGH SCHOOLHere I Got High (Smoking Canabis, Hiding Out On Lavatory.) Angela Brett, who didn't.
Education
Drugs:Cannabis
100% HILARIOUS (3)How I Laughed! A Rollicking Incident Of Utter Silliness Angela Brett
Laughter
100% HILLHuge Insipid Land Lump Angela Brett
Places
100% HILTONHow I'd Love To Own Nine! Angela Brett
Places:Buildings

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