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STANZASo Tony's Accuracy Nears Zero... Aarrghh! Angela Brett, because Tony continues to use the word 'verse' when he means 'stanza' even though he knows that a verse is only one line of poetry.
Art & Literature
STARSomething That Astronomers Research Angela Brett
Science:Astronomy
STARBUCKSeaman That Apparently Registered Big (Universal) Coffee Kitchen Tony McCoy O'Cappuchino
Names:Famous people
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
STARCHSweets, Tators, Are Rich Carbohydrate Hazards Jan Morgan
Food & Drink
STARSShining Things Are Radiation Sources Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy
STATISTICSShrunk To Averages, The Information Steers Toward Incorrect Conclusions Sometimes. Angela Brett
Science:Statistics
STATUESculpted Thing - Art That's Unmoving, Ever Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature
STDSee Telephone Directory Angela Brett (STD usually stands for Subscriber Trunk Dialling)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Communication
STEAMSometimes The Engines Are Magical Sean Lamb
Transport:Trains
STEELSome Twosomes Enjoy Everlasting Love Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the steel (11th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
STEPStart To Evince Progress Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
STEPHANIESoftly Touches Emotional Person, Has A Natural Involvemet Exclusively Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
STEPHANOSozzled Twit - Easily Pictures Himself As Next Overlord Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Tempest
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Tempest
STEPHENStride That Egglaying Poultry Has? Evidently Not! Angela Brett, thinking of Step-hen
Names:First names:Male
STEVESwings To Extremes Very Erratically. Angela Brett, describing Steve Jobs according to what she's read about him. (If he happens to be reading this... hey, no offense... oh great, all-powerful iCEO (who owns lots of G3s and therefore deserves my respect.) You're doing a great job, just as long as you don't can HyperCard. :)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Names:Famous people
STEVEDOREStows Tributes Everywhere Vegetates Eventually Diverts Official Records Elsewhere Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
STEVENStupid Teen, Excessively Vicious-Even Nauseating Nevica the MAN
Names:First names:Male
STIFLESmother The Intimate Flow Love Exudes Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
STINKStench That Is Not Kosher Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
STIPULATESet Terms In Place Under Legal Agreement That's Enforceable TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Law & Order
STITCHEDSewn Together In Tiny Challenges Her Eyesight Detailed Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
STIXSomething Timberlike Is Xyloid. Angela Brett, after discovering the word Xyloid (meaning woodlike or pertaining to wood) and thought that since it was a real X word and not an eX word then it ought to be included in an acronym just so there'd be another X that hadn't been cheated on... unfortunately she had to cheat on the acronym anyway to get an X into it. But hey, it explains the word nicely, doncha think?
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Science:Biology:Plants
STOATSSteal The Ova And Threaten Species Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
STOCKASTICSales That Oscillate Chaotically Keep Any Stockpiling Tendencies In Check. Angela Brett, after reading a paper which mentioned stochastic sales, and thinking that perhaps 'stockastic' would be a better term.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Commerce
STOMACHSomewhere To 'Organicise' Meals Amid Concentrated HCl. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
STONEDSmoke/Sniff/Shoot This, Or Never Experience Delirium Angela Brett
Drugs
STONEHENGEStructure Takes Orbital Notion, Eccentric Habits, Engages Nocturnal Galactic Events Jan Morgan
Places:Landmarks
STONERSmoking 'Tokes', One Never Experiences Reality Patricia Rix
Drugs:Cannabis
STOPSuspend Trading On Provider Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to HALT.
Commerce
STORYSingle Tale Of Romantic Yarn Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature
STRAIGHTSexual Targeting's Repulsive, And I Genuinely Hate This! Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
STRATINOSomeone Transforms Rubber And Tries Inventing New Operation Tony McCoy O'Grady, when someone searched for stratino on HTTP://ACRONYMS.CO.NZ>. He didn't know what it is but found a reference to it (as a brand-name?) in a web-search under the heading 'Rubber and Plastic Transformation'
Main
STRESSSome Times Real Easy Stuff Stinks Rico Leffanta, as an explanation for mistyping an acronym.
Assorted Nouns
STRIDERSilly Tall Ranger Ignores Dodgy Elrond Rapist Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
STRINGSlipped Tying Ribbons? I'm Not Glossy. Angela Brett
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric
STRIPPERSSlowly To Reveal Individual Private Parts Erotically's Reputedly Sensous Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
STRONGSozzled Toper Reeks Of Neat Gin Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
STUARTShort Tails Usually Aren't Rat's Tails Angela Brett, thinking about the movie Stuart Little, which features a mouse named Stuart.
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
STUBBORNStays Totally Unbending Basically Believes One Retreats Never Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
STUDStable's The Usual Dwelling Angela Brett, after passing a stud farm during a bus trip.
Science:Biology:Animals
STUDYSolo Teaching Usually Done Yourself Angela Brett, after her mother suggested that she just sat under her computer acronymising and didn't know the meaning of study. I'm not sure sure which viewpoint this proves. ;)
Education
STUFFEDStandard Technical User Fully Frank Error Description Dave Parlett, explaining the technical term in the phrase, 'your PC is stuffed.'
Computers
STUFFINGSome Turkey's (Unkindly, Forcibly Filled-In) Now Gone Santa Claus
Food & Drink
STUPIDSupervisor, Technical Unit Promoting Intranet Development Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations:Humorous Job Titles
STUPIDITYSome Thickos Unsuccessfully Pretend Intelligence... Does It Trouble You? Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
STYLUSStop Typing... You'll Love Using Scribbles. Angela Brett
Computers:Generic Hardware
SUAVESome Upstaged Actor Venerating Etiquette Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
SUBARUSports Utility - Big And Rather Ugly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
SUBROUTINESecond Use Brings Reduction Of Unnecessary Typing, Integrity, Name's Explanatory Angela Brett, meaning that reusing a subroutine brings integrity, not a reduction of it.
Computers:Programming
SUBSCRIBESign Up By Sending Command, Receipt Is By Email Sean Lamb (who has been on more listservs than he can remember)
Computers:Internet
SUBSCRIPTIONSend Us (Bimonthly?) Submissions Created Recently. I Prefer Them In One Newsletter. Robert Anonymous - An apronym written about the apronym times.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
SUCCESSSome Unsuccessful Clots Couldn't Even Spell Success Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
SUCCINTShort / Unadorned / Compact Communication! Informative, Not Talkative/Tedious! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Adjectives
Communication
SUCKSkill Unborn Can Know Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
SUDANSuch Utter Desolation And Nothingness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
SUE'Spansions Usually Excellent Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
SUFFOLKSeduces Unsuspecting French Female, Openly Loathes King Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry VI
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry VI
SUGARSweetener Used Generously And Regularly. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Condiments
SUICIDESo Unhappy I Could Invent Deadly Exit Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Emotions
People & Relationships:Death
SUICINESuicidal Undertaking Inducing Capture. Impossible? Naturally Evident. Dundee (Suicine is Pokemon #249, the third of the legendary beasts which Dundee has been trying to capture for six months.)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
SUITSingle Units In Tandem Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
SUITCASESuitably Un Intesting Transport Capsule Aiding Stylish Escape Matthew Oram
Household Objects
SULKSniffles Unhappily, Like Kiddie Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
SULPHURSmells Uniquely, Like Pheasants Hung Until Rotten Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
SUMMERSun Usually Makes More Epidermal Redness Eric Bridgstock
Time:Seasons
SUNBURNShoving Unprotected Nude Bodyparts Under Rays. Nasty! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
SUNDAYStomach's Upset, Noggin's Dodgy And Yucky! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Weekdays
SUNRISESun's Up Now, Resulting In Sleep Ending. Roger Williams
Time
Science:Astronomy
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
SUNSETSun Unseen Now Signifying Evening Time. Roger Williams
Time
Science:Astronomy
SUPERFETCHSpeed Up Program Execution Really Fast Enabling The Consumer Hastily Sean Lamb (SuperFetch was Microsoft's code name for the technology [which may have since been removed] in LONGHORN to speed application launching)
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
SUPERFICIALSome Uncouth People Esteem Rich & Famous Icons - Crass Inanity's A Liability Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
SUPERHEROSome Unlikely Person - Essentially Ridiculous - Handling Exceptionally Risky Operations Tony McCoy O'Grady
MacGirl & KeyBoard
SUPERHEROESSuccessful Unique Pairing - Endlessly Rebuffing Hellish Evil - Regularly Overcoming Every Schemer! Tony McCoy O'Grady, perhaps describing MacGirl and KEYBOARD.
MacGirl & KeyBoard
SUPERNATUREScience Used Progressively Entering Realms Nearly Always Thought Unscientific. Reasoning's Engaging. Angela Brett, referring to the book by Lyall Watson
Art & Literature:Book Titles
SUPERSONICSouped-Up Plane's Engines Reverberate, Sudden Objectionable Noise Is Created Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
Science:Physics
SUPERSTITIONSilly Unfounded Propositions - Evidently Registering Simple Truisms - I'm Told Indicative Of Naivety Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
SURESmall Uncertainties Removed Entirely Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
SURFERSSharks Underwater Resurface For Entrees Riding Swells Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
SURGESudden Up-Rising Generates Energy Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
SURGERYSawbones Used Rusty Gadgets Effecting Remedies, Yesteryear Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare
SURRENDERSay Uncle Really Rapidly, Else No Deal's Ever Reached Patricia Rix
Communication
SURVIVALStill Unbeaten, Resisting Valiantly Irritating Vicissitudes Along Lifepath Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
Science:Biology
SURVIVE!Sentences Using Real Verbs Invade Victoriously! Engage/Escalate! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. (perhaps describing how to survive on this website)
Assorted Verbs
Science:Linguistics
SUSANShe's Utterly Sensual - And Nubile! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
SUSESeems Useless - Stumps Everyone! Angela Brett, on hearing about SuSE Linux.
Computers:Linux
SUSPECTSSoaking Up Sunbeams, Probably Exceeding Contractor's Time Schedule Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Law & Order
SUSPENSESome Unique Situations Perhaps Engender Nerve-Straining Excitement Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature
SUZANNESuper Unique Zany Adult Negotiates Needed Endurance Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
SUZUKIStupid User Zips Unnecessarily, Killing Indiscriminately Acronymous Anonymous
Transport:Car Makes & Models
SWAINSomeone Women Avow Is Nobody Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
SWAMPSeriously Wet And Mucky Place. Roger Williams
Places:Waterways
SWANSwims With Arched Neck Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
SWANSSupercilious Women Always Need Something! Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
SWANSEASouth Wales And North Somerset's Elite Army John Richard Jones Something nice about the people of Swansea.
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
SWAPSubstitute Without A Prayer Rico Leffanta
Commerce
SWATCHSwiss Watches Aren't Too Costly Here Angela Brett (while most brands of Swiss watch are ridiculously expensive, Swatch makes watches that are more generally affordable, and sometimes even digital! Call me primitive but I still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.)
Time
Science:Electronics
Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories
SWAZILANDSugar, Wood, Asbestos Zone. It's Landlocked And Nominally Democratic. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
SWEATStrenuous Work? Exude A Trickle Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
SWEDENSmorgasborders Who Evidently Dine Epicureanly Nightly. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
SWEETSugar Will Eventually Emaciate Teeth. Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Confectionery
SWEETROLLSomething We Eagerly Eat To Resurrect Our Lost Love Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink
SWEETSSugar Will Eventually Erode Teeth Successfully Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Confectionery
SWIFTSteve Wozniak Is Fast Thinker Angela Brett, thinking that maybe FAST THINKER a.k.a Woz could help out MacGirl and Keyboard in a few episodes.
MacGirl & KeyBoard:(Wannabe) Superheroes
SWILLSomeone's Whispered Intimate Love Lies Rico Leffanta
Drugs
SWIMMINGSome Water Is Missing - Maybe In Novice's Gullet Angela Brett
Sports & Recreation
SWISHSibilant Whooshing Is Sound Heard. Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns:Noises
SWIZZLEStick - Whirled In Zesty Zippy Liquid Environment. TMcCO'G - a Swizzle Stick is the slender piece of plastic in a cocktail glass used for stirring (with or without a cherry or onion on it!).
Household Objects:Eating Utensils
SWORDSharp Weapon Of Ruthless Destruction Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Weapons
SWORDSStart Weeping... Our Regiment's Deadly Serious Angela Brett
Military:Weapons
SYLVIAShould You Love Virgins, I'm Available! Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
SYMBIOSISSystem Yielding Mutual Benefits Is Offering Species Integrated Survival Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
SYNODICShouldn't You Now Omit Day In Calendar? Rico Leffanta
Time
SYNONYM"Sometimes You Need Other Nouns", You Mean? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay
SYRIAScant Yearly Rainfall - Inland Arid. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
SYRUPSugary Yet Rather Uniquely Pleasant Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Condiments
Food & Drink:Confectionery
SYSTEMSometimes You Should Try Easier Method Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns
SYSTEMATISESo You'll Switch To Efficient Method, And That'll Increase Sales Eventually. Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
SYSTOLESighing Your System's Ticker Of Lifes Expansion Jan Morgan
Science:Biology

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