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100% IAIts Astronomical Rico Leffanta (Ia is Hawaiian for Milky Way)
Science:Astronomy
100% IACHIMOImplicates A Chaste, Honest, Innocent Maiden - Obnoxious Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Cymbeline
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Cymbeline
100% IAGOIncites A Ghastly Overreaction Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Othello
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Othello
100% IAI-DOInteresting Artistry In Defensive Operation Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation:Martial Arts
93% I AM A CHILD OF GODIdentity About Me, Absolutely Coming Home In Last Days (to) Omnipotent Father, Great One Divine Jan Morgan
Religion
People & Relationships:Family
100% I AM COOL'It's A Myth!' Claim Objective On-Lookers Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
People & Relationships
100% I AM COOL (2)Indicates A Master Craftsman Of Obvious Laidbackness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
People & Relationships
100% I AM GETTING THE MACIbooks Are Much Greater Even Than The IBMs 'N' Gateways. Truly, Hypercard Even May Activate Correctly! Jeff Anonymous
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
100% I AM HEInfinity's Announcement Mean's He's Eternal Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
100% I AM IN LOVEIt's A Miracle! (I'm Not Lazarus, Only Very Emotional.) Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% I AM JEFFI Actually May Just Effectively Fool, Friends. Virgil
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
100% I APOLOGISE!It's A Pity, One Loathes Often Getting Internal Server Errors. Angela Brett, after the webserver being reconfigured caused some pages on the Acronyms web site to give internal server errors.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
100% IBERIAIn Between European Regimes Invading Africa Rico Leffanta
Places
History
100% IBIZAIndulgent Brits In Zany Activities Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% IBMIncredibly Bad Machine Gavin Shapiro
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
Commerce:Companies
100% IBM (2)I Broke Mine Steve Keate
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
Commerce:Companies
100% IBM (3)It's Barbarically Megapriced Jeff Anonymous, after mentioning IBM in I AM GETTING THE MAC
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Commerce:Companies
Computers:Generic Hardware
71% IBOOKIt's Brilliant! Online, On-the-go, Kingpin! Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
83% IBOOK (2)Introduction Brought Ovations - Obviously! - at Keynote. Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% IBOOK (3)It Belongs On One's Knee Angela Brett, partly as a response to those who complain that the iBook won't fit on an aeroplane tray.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% IBOOK (4)"It's Breathtaking!" -- Owner Of KeyLime Angela Brett, who has a key lime iBook.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% IBOOK (5)It's Broken, Obviously... Omitted Konsole! Steve Keate, summarising the reaction of a KDE (http://www.kde.org) user to an iBook.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
Computers:Linux
100% IBOOK (6)Its Bright Outside's Overly Kooky Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% IBOOK (7)It's Bought Out Of Kindness Angela Brett (see THANKS!)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware:Angela's Apples
100% IBOOK (8)It Blocks One's Oesophagus, Killing. Angela Brett and Steve Keate (see DONGLE (3))
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% IBOOK (9)I Bought One, Oh Kay! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% IBOOK (10)It's Best Of Orchard-Kind! Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
90% IBOOK SPECIAL EDITIONIt's 'Black-tie Optional,' Overpriced Kin of Slower Portables. Elegantly Coloured, It Appears Lovely Except Disappointingly Increments The Inexpensive Other Notebooks. Angela Brett, who thinks the iBook SE is a bit too expensive for only an extra 66MHz and a different colour, but wouldn't mind having one anyway.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% IBRAHIMIraqi-Born Reasoner Analysed Hyperbolae, Integration & Motion. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
100% ICABIt Criticises Any Blunder Angela Brett (iCab is a Mac web browser which gives reports on all the tiny inconsequential problems in pages' HTML code.
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
100% ICAB (2)Internet Chauffeur, A Beauty! Angela Brett
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
100% ICAB (3)It Crashed! Aah, Bugger! Angela Brett
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
100% ICAB (4)It Crashes A Bit Angela Brett
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
100% ICAB (5)I'll Choose Another Browser. Angela Brett, who likes some of iCab's features but finds it to be missing a few important ones, and unstable too.
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
100% I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH CHRISTI Can Achieve Nothing Desiring Only A Lazy Life... Through Him I'm Near God, Shown The Harder Road Of Understanding God's Help Can Have Responsibilities... I Seize Them! Angela Brett
Religion
100% I CAN FLYI'm Completely Airborne, No Feathers, Look You! TMcCO'G, It's been a while now since I had dreams wherein I could fly, but they were thrilling, though always ultyimately disappointing upon awakening.
Transport
95% I CAN'T AGREE MORE, TONYIn Complete Agreement - Nothing To Argue. Gladly Reinforce Evocative Emotions Mentioned. One Re-echoes Exactly Thoughts Originally Noted Yesterday. Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Jeff said on the forums, 'I can't agree more, Tony.'
Assorted Phrases
100% ICARUSIndividuals Crusading Against Rampant Unchecked Stupidity Geoffrey Russell, who is responsible for ICARUS at http://www.h2g2.com/A159374
People & Relationships
100% ICEIt's Coldness Embodied Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry
Assorted Nouns
100% ICE (2)It Chills Everything TMcCO'G
Science:Chemistry
Assorted Nouns
100% ICE AGE Infant Child Enjoyed Animals' Great Expedition TMcCO'G
Entertainment:Movies
100% ICE CREAMIn-Cone Extravagance... Can't Resist Eating Another Mouthful. Angela Brett
Food & Drink
100% ICED COFFEEIcy-Cold Espresso, Delicious Cream Or Foam For Enhancing Experience Angela Brett, who is slightly obsessed with iced coffee. In fact, when the heap of spare parts later to be known as KeyBoard came up with that acronym in the first episode of The ADVENTUREs of MacGirl and KeyBoard, MacGirl replied, "Actually it's not just icy-cold espresso. A lot of people think that iced-coffee is just cold coffee with ice in it but it isn't... it has to be made with milk, and sugar, and cream on top, and sometimes icecream and vanilla essence. It's a treat, not just a cold drink.Ó Angela and Dustan will be starting up an iced coffee website some time soon, rating all of the iced coffees they've tried in the quest for the perfect one. If they can manage to get permission from the superhero herself, they might even quote MacGirl somewhere on the site.
MacGirl & KeyBoard
Food & Drink:Drinks
100% ICELANDIt's Continual Earthquakes Leave A Natural Desolation. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% ICEMANInuit Chappie (Esmiko Man) At Northpole? Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
93% ICHTHYOLOGISTI Can't Help That Hatcheries You Opened Lack Oxygen Gills Ill-treated Soon Terminate Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology
100% ICONIt's Clicked On Needlessly Apronymous Anonymous
Computers
100% ICON (2)Image Connoting One's Notions Sean Lamb
Art & Literature
100% ICYIt's Cold... Yikes! Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
100% IDInitialized Dynamically Angela Brett (an 'id' can be assigned any kind of object)
Computers:Programming:Cocoa
100% ID (2)Introspection Dominates Angela Brett, because the type of an object in Objective-C/Cocoa is not bound at compile time (where all object pointers could be the generic 'id' if you like) but is discovered at run-time by introspection.
Computers:Programming:Cocoa
100% IDAHOIts Diversity Actually Has Options Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
100% IDEAInformation Does Electronically Advance. Angela Brett, after she'd said something about throwing ideas around and Tony replied 'I can't throw an idea out the hall door, never mind as far as New Zealand!'
Communication
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% IDEA (2)Intelligent Development, Encourages Action Gavin Lambert
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% IDENTITYIt Describes Everyone's Natural Traits Ingenuously To You Edwin Hermann
People & Relationships
100% IDI AMINIf Destiny Impels, Are Men Intrinsically Nefarious? Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people:Politicians
83% IDIOTI Don't Intend to Overstudy This! Angela Brett, when one of her lecturers was spending an extremely long time explaining a very simple concept.
Education:Slow Teaching
100% IDIOT (2)International Director, Intranet Office Technology Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations:Humorous Job Titles
100% IDIOT (3)I Deal Insurance... Outsmart Tomorrow! Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
100% IDIOTSI Don't Insult... Only Triumph Scorewise. Angela Brett, when someone on an online game called less able players idiots.
People & Relationships:Insults
100% I DISAPROVEIts Disastress Incorect Speling, A Por Riter Ofers Vulger Elision Angela Brett (see APROVE)
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Communication
100% IDOCIndividuals Dependent On Computers Stan Cheney, explaining: We are starting a new organization or movement called "Individuals Dependent On Computers" or IDOC (pronounced: "Idiocy")
Computers
100% I DON'T BELIEVE YOUI Doubt Obvious Nonsense - Tis Beautifully Embellished - Lacks Indications Endorsing Veracity, Evidently You're Outrageously Untruthful Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
100% I'D RATHER DIEIt's Depressing Reading.... And The Hurt/Horror Escalates Rather Dreadfully.... It's Endless Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
100% IF MUSIC BE THE FOOD OF LOVEIn Fervid Moments Use Stringed Instruments Creatively. By Encouraging The (Hopefully) Erotic Fervour Of One's Dearest, One Fires Lots Of Venereal Emotions Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Entertainment:Music
100% IF ONLY YOU'D KEPT THE CONTACT DETAILS ON YOUR MAC AND USED ISYNC TO COPY THEM TO THE PHONE.It's Fortunate On New Links You Yuppies Only Use Desktop's Keyboard Entering People's Telephones To Have Everywhere -- Clie Or Nokia, They All Can Take Down (Electronically) Telephone/ Address Information. Lost Something? Only Need Your Other (Unaffected) Repository, Make A Copy And No Data's Unavailable. Synchronising Every Day Is Superfluous, Your Numerous Contacts' Telephones Only Change Once Per Year (That's Horrible Estimate, Maybe Their Own Treasured Handhelds Escaped!) Personal Humble Opinion: Not Essential. Angela Brett (who has been without a mobile phone for the past few years and hasn't missed it) in response to MISSING MOBILE PHONE - MY LIFE'S RUINED. An alternative to 'Clie Or Nokia' would be 'Cellphone or Notebook'.
Computers
Communication
100% I FORGOT TO RANT ABOUT MY NEW DELL COMPUTERI Feel Overjoyed. Radeon Graphics, Optical Twosome, Transflexive Oversized Readout, And No Tubes. Arrived Bouncily, Overconfident UPS Trafficker Must Yaw. New 'Experienced' Windows... Disk Expansive... Let Linux Claim Open Megabytes. Pleased User Thinks: 'Elephantine RAM' Jeff Anonymous, after getting a Dell Dimension 8250 with: 2.4 Gigahertz Pentium IV, Dual boot Windows XP and RED HAT Linux 8, 120 gigabyte hard drive, 512 megabytes of RAM, 17 inch flat panel display, 128 megabyte ATI Radeon 9700 Pro graphics card and two optical disc drives. See also UPS
Computers:Generic Hardware
100% IF YOU ARE GOODI'll Finance Your Own Unicorn! (Alicorn's Really Elephant's, Glued On... Oh, Devious!) Angela Brett (any young girl would be good if promised a unicorn, and parents can be sneaky when it comes to making young girls be good.)
Assorted Phrases
97% IF YOU PUT A WORD IN CAPS YOU MUST ACRONYMISE ITIn Future You Obey Us! Please Undertake To Acronymise Words (Of Recent Design) Into Novel & Comedic Acronyms. Please Say You'll Observe Uniformity. Most Users Subscribe To Agreement:- Capitals Required? Okay, Now You Must Instantly Spell-out Expansion In Text. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% IGLOOIce-Girth Lodge Or Outpost Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings
87% IGNORANT PANSYIntelligence Going Nowhere, Organic Ranting Around Nonsensical Trifle Pertaining to Antagonistic Nonsense of Screaming Youth. Mary Carr
People & Relationships:Insults
100% IGNOREI Guess No One Really Exists Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
88% IGNOREDIsn't Getting Noticed? Only Response is Exaggerated Disinterest. Angela Brett
People & Relationships
100% I HAD A GREAT TRIPI'm Home And Delighted About Global Roaming Except, Alas, That The Revelry Is Past. Angela Brett, after going around the world.
Sports & Recreation:Travel
100% I HATE YOUIdeal Hope Abideth, Thou Endureth Years Of Unpopularity Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% I HAVE NOTHING TO DO!I Have A Vapid Existance, Never One To Hear Interesting News. Great Things Oncoming? Dream On! Robert Anonymous
Assorted Phrases
100% IKEBANAIt's Kado. Eclectic Botany, Artful New Arrangements Sean Lamb (Ikebana, also known as Kado, is the ancient Japanese art of formal floral arrangement)
Art & Literature
100% I LEFT AN 'F' OUT OF MY ACRONYM AND I NEVER NOTICEDIt's Laughable! Each Flaw-Teasing Acronym: New Flaw. One Unfailing Typed Output From Me, & Yucky Acronym Cycle's Rounded Off. Now, You Must Always Notice Details... Initials Not Excluded, Valid Expansion, Recheck Nothing's Omitted - Type It Correctly, Everything Done. Angela Brett, after Tony acronymised a similar phrase pointing out a missed letter in one of Jeff's acronyms, but Tony's expansion was missing an F-word. Perhaps he's just too polite. ;)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% I LIKE SWORDSI Loathe Insignificant Knives - Even Swishing With One Rarely Disturbs Soldiers. Angela Brett, when somebody searched for that phrase on the ACRONYMS website.
Military:Weapons
100% I LIKE SWORDS (2) I Live, I Kill... Enemies Shall Weep, Or Rather, Die Suddenly. Angela Brett
Military:Weapons
100% ILLInvalid Lies Lethargically Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% ILL (2)Is Laid Low Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% ILLINOISIt's Lincolns Land, It's Nature's Option In Soybeans Jan Morgan - More soybeans are grown Here
Places:States & Regions
100% ILLINOIS CENTRALIt's Like Long In New Orleans Is Sighing. Canadian Equipment, New Trains Running Around Louisiana Sean Lamb (Huey Long was governor of Louisiana earlier in the 20th century, and the Illinois Central, now owned by Canadian National, was well-known for the passenger train "The City of New Orleans" [remember the song made famous by Arlo Guthrie?])
Transport:Trains
100% I'LL PANIC IF I WANT TOIn Life's Less Pleasant Accidents, Natural Inclination Causes Intense Frustration. Individual Witters About, Not Thinking Things Out Tony McCoy O'Grady, after DON'T PANIC
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% ILLUSIONSIf Lovers Lose Union Should Imbeciles Operate Nuclear Stations? Rico Leffanta, because people imagine lovers sticking together which, of course, they don't do for long, and that bureaucrats are competent to manage nuclear stations, but Chernobel wasn't an illusion, was it?
Politics
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% I LOVE MY CATSIntelligent-Looking Only Very Exceptionally -- Mostly Yowling, Careening Around Tired Sleepers Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals
89% I LOVE YOUIt's Like On Valentine's, Except Year-round. Overused Utterance. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% I LOVE YOU (2)I Live On Valuing Everything You Output, Unconditionally. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% I LOVE YOU TOOInvoluntarily Lips Open, Venting Emotions You've Often Uttered (Through Obligation Only?) Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% IMACIncomparable Macintosh Awaits Connection Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% IMAC (2)I Mailed A Companion! Angela Brett, after emailing Tony from an iMac at MacJava Cybercafe, the coolest cafe in Auckland. (Great ICED COFFEE, all sorts of historic Macs and Macazines, and great people.)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
80% IMAC (3)It's Mainly Aimed at 'Consumers' Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
80% IMAC (4)Increased Marketshare of Apple Computer. Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
80% IMAC (5)I'm a Mean Acronym Creator Angela Brett, after Steve said he was trying to think of a mean expansion for iMAC.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Computers:Generic Hardware
100% IMAC (6)It Made Ample Cash Steve Keate
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% IMAC (7)It's Mostly Always Colourful. Steve Keate and Angela Brett.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% IMAC (8)Indigo Model Ain't Costly Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% IMAC (9)It Might Also Choke Steve Keate (see DONGLE (3))
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% IMAC (10)It Mated A Crayon! Steve Keate, describing the answer an iMac owner would give if asked what happened to his/her old Mac Classic.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% IMAC (11)I Made A CD! Steve Keate, since most of the new iMacs have CD writers in them.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% IMAC (12)It Made A Clunk Steve Keate, guessing what an iMac user might say on taking it to be repaired.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% IMAC (13)Its Monitor Angle's Configurable Angela Brett, referring to the flat-screen iMacs.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% IMAC (14)Its Makers Added Character Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% IMAC (15)It May Abridge Crashing Jeff Anonymous, who ordered an iMac G5 (17" combo drive) last Tuesday. It should ship by Thursday and will be replacing a Windows 98 PC that's freezing up a lot.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% IMAC DVIntuitively Makes Amateur Cinema... Delicious Variations! Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% IMAGE!Interceding Man, Almighty God: Emmanuel! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Refers to Colossians 1:15 "Who is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn of every creature:" (King James Version)
Religion
100% I'M AN IDIOTI Must Amend Neglectfulness -- I Didn't Inspect Original Typing Tony McCoy O'Grady, when he missed out a word when typing an acronym on the forums.
Assorted Phrases
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% IMBALANCEIt Might Begin A Lean And Not Correct Error Angle-aaah! Brett
Assorted Nouns
96% I'M GLAD YOU'RE GETTING THE MAC!It's My Goal... Let All Decide 'Yes!' On Understanding Relative Excellence of G3/G4 Electronics. The Truth Is, Nobody's Going To Have Eventual Misgivings About Computer. Angela Brett, in response to I AM GETTING THE MAC - I do tend to prod people toward getting Macs, but most people (especially long-suffering Windows users, or Linux users entranced by the genuinely translucent terminal windows) don't need any prodding once they have all the information. So it's 'my' goal to get the people I meet to use/buy Macs, but they really decide yes for themselves.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
100% IMHOI Make Humungous Overstatements Tony McCoy O'Grady, saying: Let's subvert the accepted standard interpretations of some well known internet nyms, so that when we see them we can smile to ourself knowing that the writer is 'really' saying... (IMHO usually stands for In My Humble/Honest
Re-expansions of existing acronyms:Conversational
100% I MISS YOUIt's Miserable In Solitude Sometimes... Yearning's Overwhelming, Unfulfilled. Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
People & Relationships
100% IMMACIncredible Moustache Moving Applicator & Creme Tony McCoy O'Grady, inspired while watching a TV advert for Immac hair remover.
Drugs
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products

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