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APRONYMS BY EDWIN HERMANN
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100% ACRONYMS (2)A Crazy Roundup Of Nonsense You Must See Edwin Hermann
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% AGESAeons, Generations, Epochs & Such? Angela Brett, after Edwin mentioned on the forums that he hadn't submitted an acronym for AGES and should be punished. I figured I'd better submit an acronym for AGES before anyone punished me!
Time
Time
100% ALARMA Loud Appliance Ringing Madly Edwin Hermann
People & Relationships:Law & Order
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Science:Electronics
Science:Electronics
Assorted Nouns:Noises
Assorted Nouns:Noises
100% AWFULAnother Word For Unusually Loathsome Edwin Hermann
Assorted Adjectives
Assorted Adjectives
96% BE NICE TO EDWIN, HE MADE THE FORABerating Edwin's Not-In-Capitals Expansions? That's One Etiquette 'Don't'. We Implicitly Need His Expertise, Making A Dynamic Epistle-Trader. However, Expansions in Future Oughtabe Right Acronymically. Jeff Anonymous, as a modification of Angela's initial draft of BE NICE TO EDWIN, HE MADE THE FORUMS.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
Communication:Acronyms Forums
100% BOAST (3)Bascially, One Always Seems Terrific. Edwin Hermann
Assorted Verbs
Assorted Verbs
100% CAPITAL LETTERS PLEASECould All Participants Integrate Their Acronym Lettering. Let's Explain That This Eases Reading. Some People Leave Expansions Abyssmally Sloppily Executed! Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Edwin didn't capitalise the initials in his expansion.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% CARCarries Around Riders Edwin Hermann
Transport
Transport
100% CASHCollect And Spend Heavily Edwin Hermann
Commerce:Money
Commerce:Money
100% CLEANConceal Litter Effectively And Neatly Edwin Hermann
Science:Environment
Science:Environment
100% COMPOSECreation Of Musical Pieces Or Something Else Edwin Hermann
Entertainment:Music
Entertainment:Music
Art & Literature
Art & Literature
100% CORNFLAKESCereal Of Rich Nutrition, Favourably Light And Known Energy Supply Edwin Hermann
Food & Drink
Food & Drink
100% DSL (8)Don't Surf Lightly Edwin Hermann, as an alternate expansion of the more common Digital Subscriber Line.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
Computers:Internet
100% EAT A SANDWICHEmail Alias Thingies And Some Annoying Nonsense, Drab Writings Investigating Cheeseburger Hunger Angela Brett, as the subject of a rambling email to Edwin asking about an email alias and complaining about being hungry and wishing she'd eaten the rest of that double cheeseburger the night before.
Assorted Phrases
Assorted Phrases
100% EDWIN'E Dwells Wealthily -- 'Is Name Jeff Anonymous (meaning of 'Edwin' = prosperous friend, according to babynames.com)
Names:First names:Male
Names:First names:Male
100% EDWIN HERMANNExtremely Dim Witted Imbecile, Never Has Expansions Ready. Make Acronyms Now, Numbskull! Angela Brett, after Edwin mentioned on the ACRONYMS forums that he hadn't submitted an acronym for ages and should be punished. This expansion of his name seemed a suitable punishment... I don't mean it though! (If it weren't for Edwin there would be no acronym forums at all.)
Names:Acronymists
Names:Acronymists
100% EDWIN HERMANN (2)Entered Dual Wordplay Inventions, Now He's Earned Reparation - More Amicable Name Notation. Angela Brett, after Edwin submitted two acronyms so no longer deserved punishment.
Names:Acronymists
Names:Acronymists
100% EDWIN HERMANN (4)Evident Delay With Instalment - Not Having Expendable 'Readies' Means Acronymsite Now Nonfunctional Tony McCoy O'Grady, thinking that Edwin not paying his webhosting bill on time might be the cause of the outage of the Acronyms forums.
Names:Acronymists
Names:Acronymists
Communication:Acronyms Forums
Communication:Acronyms Forums
92% EDWIN HERMANN (5)Englishmen Don't Work Internet Neatly - Hapless Event Resoundly Meant Acronymforums Neglectfully Null & void Tony McCoy O'Grady, after an outage of the Acronyms forums. (Edwin created the forums, but the outage was the fault of UK SOLUTIONS)
Names:Acronymists
Names:Acronymists
Communication:Acronyms Forums
Communication:Acronyms Forums
100% FAGFrequently After Guys Edwin Hermann
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Homosexuality
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Homosexuality
100% FAG (2)Few Aren't Gay Edwin Hermann
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Homosexuality
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Homosexuality
80% FART (2)Fabled Acronymist Reaches Turning-point! Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Edwin heard that he was turning 50 and jokingly called him an old fart on the ACRONYMS forums.
People & Relationships:Insults
People & Relationships:Insults
100% FILTERFast I Learnt To Extract Rubbish Edwin Hermann
Assorted Verbs
Assorted Verbs
Assorted Nouns
Assorted Nouns
100% FLATFew Landfills Are This Edwin Hermann
Assorted Adjectives
Assorted Adjectives
90% FORWARDEDForum Outage Relayed to Webmaster. A Reply's Due, Edwin Dear! Angela Brett, when she forwarded Jeff's FOUR OH THREE to Edwin, the creator of the forums.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
Communication:Acronyms Forums
100% GIFT (2)Give It For Treat Edwin Hermann
People & Relationships
People & Relationships
100% GRASS (3)Grows Rapidly And Seldom Stops Edwin Hermann
Science:Biology:Plants
Science:Biology:Plants
100% IDENTITYIt Describes Everyone's Natural Traits Ingenuously To You Edwin Hermann
People & Relationships
People & Relationships
100% ISImplies Status Edwin Hermann, referring to the usual meaning of IS, Information Systems.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
Computers
100% LAWYERSLies And Wanky Yarns Essential. Requires Slyness Edwin Hermann
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
100% MAILMessages And Interesting Letters Edwin Hermann
Communication
Communication
100% MAY (8)Many Arbours Yellow. Edwin Hermann
Time:Months
Time:Months
100% MENSAModern Einsteins Need Stimulating Associates Angela Brett, after Edwin mentioned on the ACRONYMS forums that Mensa were looking for acronyms of their name.
People & Relationships:Thoughts
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% MENSANSMaybe Edwin's Not Slow, Angela's Nauseatingly So. Angela Brett -- in about 1998 I filled in an application form to join MENSA, so that Edwin (a MENSA member) would have a chance of winning something. In 2001 I found the form and mailed it. It's now November 2003 and every so often I get an email announcing the next inconvenient entrance test date. Sorry Edwin, I don't think you'll win that competition.
People & Relationships
People & Relationships
100% MISS YAMostly I'm Sad Since You're Away Edwin Hermann
People & Relationships
People & Relationships
100% NAPNeed A Pause Edwin Hermann
Assorted Verbs
Assorted Verbs
100% NETSCAPENot Everyone Trusts Software Companies. A Possible Exception. Edwin Hermann
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
100% NETSCAPE (2)Nightmare Experiences? Then Stop Choosing Alternative Product, Explorer Edwin Hermann
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
100% OBESEOversized Bodies Exercising Seldom Enough Edwin Hermann
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% OLYMPICS (2)Other Locations Yet May Partake, It's Currently Sydney. Edwin Hermann
Sports & Recreation
Sports & Recreation
100% POSTING TWICEPressed Once & Slipped! Two Identical Notices Got Through. Worried, I Cry, 'Edwin!' Angela Brett, when she accidentally doubleclicked on the button to post a message on the forums, and needed Edwin to delete the duplicate post.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
Communication:Acronyms Forums
100% RADIO (3)Receives And Decodes Inaudible Oscillations Edwin Hermann
Communication
Communication
100% SMINTStrong Mints Indeed, Neverthess Tiny. Edwin Hermann
Food & Drink
Food & Drink
100% STABSimilar To A Bunt Edwin Hermann
Assorted Nouns
Assorted Nouns
100% VOUCHERValue On Usage; Can Habitually Expire Rapidly Edwin Hermann (with the semicolon, the expansion talks about it having a value when you redeem it, and that the voucher can expire quickly, without the semicolon it talks about the value often expiring fast.)
Commerce
Commerce
100% WEBWait Endlessly, Browse Edwin Hermann
Computers:Internet
Computers:Internet
100% WHAT PEOPLE ARE LOOKING FORWill Hermann Attempt To Program Exploration Of Posts? Listing Every Acronym Reveals, Eventually, Location Of Our Konversations. It's Not Good For Other Reconnaissance. Angela Brett, when someone searched for that phrase on the Acronyms website. If Edwin made the forums searchable, I could integrate a search of the Acronyms Forums into the normal acronym search form, and then someone searching for that phrase would find the 'What people are looking for' threads on the forums. The current such thread is at http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/list.cgi?id=acronyms&user=&session=&root=1015278415, but I start a new thread of what people are looking for whenever one gets too long, so I would recommend going to http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/start.cgi?id=acronyms and looking near the top of the thread list for a thread with 'What people are looking for' in the title.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website