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APRONYMS BY PATRICIA RIX
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ALASKA (2)Arctic Lair Afforded Seals; Kodiaks Also Patricia Rix
Places:States & Regions
Places:States & Regions
ALIAS GRACEA Little Irish Absconding Servant Gets Railroaded And Cannot Escape Patricia Rix, referring to the book by Margaret Atwood.
Art & Literature:Book Titles
Art & Literature:Book Titles
A LIFEAcronyms Live In Fame Evermore! Angela Brett, when Patricia asked Tony, 'Do these excellent acronyms just roll off the keyboard or do you not have a life?'
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
AMANDA (4)A Maiden At Nice Distance Away Patricia Rix, saying: WINDSOR (2) is where Rob's girlfriend lives, about a 5-hour drive from here
Names:First names:Female
Names:First names:Female
ANTHROPOMORPHISM (2)A Novel Thought: Herds Roaming Over Prairie Opine Mankind's Outlook Regarding Procreation & Heroism, Implying Selfish Motives Patricia Rix
Art & Literature
Art & Literature
A PRAYER FOR OWEN MEANYA Parable, Really, About Youthful Experiences. Raconteur's Friend Owen Remains Outstandingly Wonderful Entity, Noticeably Metaphysical Even After Numerous Years Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Book Titles
Art & Literature:Book Titles
AUTOMOBILE (2)An Unmerciful Taker Of Money, Often Being In Lien Eternally Patricia Rix
Transport
Transport
BAA BAA BLACK SHEEPBleat And Aver: Bags Are Ample, Black Like A Coal, Kind Sir, Having Each Ewe's Pelt Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Nursery Rhymes
Art & Literature:Nursery Rhymes
BACKHOUSEBecomes A Cesspool; Kaopectate Has Often, Undoubtedly, Stopped Evacuation Patricia Rix
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
BAR (2)Bring Along Rowdies! Patricia Rix
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
BAROMETER RISINGBeing A Recounting Of Maritime Explosion Time -- Events Render Rapscallions Impotent, Shove Innocent Nearer Gethsemane Patricia Rix, referring to the book by Hugh McLennan.
Art & Literature:Book Titles
Art & Literature:Book Titles
BASEBALLBring A Seat Easer, Because Amusement Lasts Long Patricia Rix
Sports & Recreation
Sports & Recreation
BEAVERBarrier Erecting And Very Energetic Rodent Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals
Science:Biology:Animals
BLISSBecome Languid In Satisfactory Sensations Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:Emotions
People & Relationships:Emotions
BURN OUTBecome Useless; Requires No Official, Unusual Training Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
BUTTBelongs Under Tosser's Tush! Patricia Rix (I hate the way smokers treat the whole world as their ashtray)
Drugs:Tobacco
Drugs:Tobacco
CARE (2)Call Auntie Regularly, Everyone! Patricia Rix
Assorted Verbs
Assorted Verbs
People & Relationships
People & Relationships
CAREERCan A Really Elderly Entrant Rise? Patricia Rix, adding: Or has one reached forced retirement?
People & Relationships:The Workforce
People & Relationships:The Workforce
CASSANDRACancer's Always Stressful. Stamina And Nerve Develop, Reducing Anxiety Patricia Rix, referring to George's great niece, who celebrated her 13th birthday by beginning chemotherapy.
Names:First names:Female
Names:First names:Female
CAT (4)Creatures Are Terrific! Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals
Science:Biology:Animals
CAT FOODCan Anything Taste Fine Once Odor's Detected? Patricia Rix
Food & Drink:Pet food
Food & Drink:Pet food
CHANGE (3)Coins Have Always Needed Gathering, Evidently Patricia Rix
Commerce:Money
Commerce:Money
CHANGE (4)Complete Haberdashery Alteration: No Garment Excepted Patricia Rix
Household Objects:Clothing
Household Objects:Clothing
CHARLOTTE'S WEBCaring Heroine Adopts Runt. Largely Owing To The Energetic Spider, Wilbur Escapes Butchering. Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Book Titles
Art & Literature:Book Titles
CHEERIOSCold Hearted Enemy Enters Residences, Inhibiting Occupants' Slumber Patricia Rix
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:Cereal Killers
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:Cereal Killers
CHIPMUNKCute Hijinks Invite Presents: Muncies Unnumbered. No Kidding! Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
COFFEE AND DONUTSCappuccino's Often Favourite For Early Evening; Also, Never Decline Delicious Offerings - Not Unless Too Small! Patricia Rix
Food & Drink
Food & Drink
CONSTITUTIONContract Offering Numerous Sequential Tenets Intended To Unitedly Temper Its Own Nation Patricia Rix
Politics
Politics
People & Relationships:Law & Order
People & Relationships:Law & Order
CORIOLIS (2)Circularity Of Rotation Is Oppositional, Loading Is Slow TMcCO'G, after Patricia wondered if the Apronyms site is the slowest in the Southern Hemisphere, responded: It's the Coriolis effect. The site loads anti-clockwise in the southern hemisphere and clockwise in the northern. Reverse the polarity of the plug on your computer and all will be as it should be :-)
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Excuses for Slow Loading
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Excuses for Slow Loading
COUNTERFEIT (2)Coiner Operates Under Noticeable Threat; Every Risky Forgery Extends Illegal Trafficking Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:Law & Order
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Commerce:Money
Commerce:Money
COWARD (2)Craven Oathbreaker Would Always Run - Deathwards Patricia Rix, thinking of the phrase "A coward dies a thousand (?) times"
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
CREAM OF WHEATCallous Rascal Enjoys A Modicum Of Flax While He Expertly Attacks Toddlers Patricia Rix, who always adds a modicum of flax, whole or ground, to her cream of wheat.
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:Cereal Killers
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:Cereal Killers
CRIMECommitting Robbery Is Manifestly Erroneous Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:Law & Order
People & Relationships:Law & Order
DANDELION (2)Drunk As Nostrum, Diuretic Effect Lingers, Inconveniently, Over Night Patricia Rix
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
DEPRESSED (2)Dismal Expression Portends Reverse Extreme, So Sulking Ensues, Dramatically Patricia Rix, thinking of manic depressive
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
DINNER (3)Didn't I Notice Nobody's Eating Ratatouille? Patricia Rix
Food & Drink
Food & Drink
DISEASE (2)Direly Incapacitated Situation - Each Ache Seems Endless! Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
DOUCHEDirt's Off Under Cascading Hot Effusion Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
DUMPDisgusting, Unwholesome, Mucky Poop Patricia Rix, telling Tony that LADIES don't leave a dump.
Assorted Nouns
Assorted Nouns
DUTCHIEDoughy, Unctuous, Tasty Concoction Has Innovative Element Patricia Rix (not that many doughnuts have raisins)
Food & Drink
Food & Drink
EAUElles Aiment Uriner Patricia Rix
Science:Linguistics:French Words
Science:Linguistics:French Words
ECHOEveryone Calls "Hello" Occasionally Patricia Rix
Assorted Nouns:Noises
Assorted Nouns:Noises
Communication:Talking
Communication:Talking
ECONOMICSEach Column Offers Numerous Opportunities; Make It Count Sensibly Patricia Rix
Commerce
Commerce
ELROND (3)Elven Lord Raised One Noble Daughter Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
EMOTICONEverybody Munching One Turns Irreversibly Cute, Often Nauseating Patricia Rix
Computers:Do Not Eat
Computers:Do Not Eat
EMPLOYEE (2)Everyone Marked "Personnel" Listed On Your "Employer's Expenses" Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
EVERY WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGEEvery Victorious Effort Reveals Your Worth! One Really Difficult Interpretation Names Thee Hero! Eventually Even Nonsensical Gibberish Leaves Insiders Shouting "Hurray!" Lastly, Acronym Neurosis Grows Unchecked, Aggravating General Excitability Patricia Rix
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
EVERY WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE (2)Extremely Valiant Effort - Regularly You Work On Reliable Dictionary; Incredibly, No Thesaurus Has Every Existing Nuance! Go Looking In Sundry Hackneyed Lexicons And Now Generate Universal Acronyms & Great Expansions Tony McCoy O'Grady and Patricia Rix
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
EXAMPLEEdifying Xplanation Always Makes People Learn Earlier Patricia Rix
Education
Education
EXERCISEEnergetic Xertions Erase Rounded Curves, Instead Substituting Emaciation Patricia Rix
Sports & Recreation
Sports & Recreation
FAILUREFeeding Acronymic Irishman's Large, Unusually Robust Ego Patricia Rix, when Tony said 'When it comes to acronyms, I don't acknowledge this as a word' after challenged to acronymise failure when someone searched for it on the website. Patricia said he was asking to be TAKEN DOWN A PEG and then produced this acronym.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
Communication:Acronyms Forums
FAKE (4)Forged A Karat, Expertly Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:Law & Order
People & Relationships:Law & Order
FANGORNForest Arouses Nervousness; Go Onward Reducing Noise Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Fictional Places:The Lord of the Rings
Art & Literature:Fictional Places:The Lord of the Rings
FASHIONFor A Sum, Hilfiger's Immaterial, 'Official' Name Patricia Rix
Household Objects:Clothing
Household Objects:Clothing
FEBRUARY (3)Frozen Exhaled Breath Rises Upwards And Rimes You Patricia Rix
Time:Months
Time:Months
FINANCIAL AIDFond Infant, Not A Nickel Can I Advance 'Less An I.o.u. Devolves Patricia Rix, to follow FINANCIAL
Commerce:Money
Commerce:Money
FLORIDAFeel Like Okefenokee Ramble's Innocuous, Despite Alligators? Patricia Rix
Places:States & Regions
Places:States & Regions
FOOTBALLFeeling Or Otherwise Touching Bums Always Looks Laughable! Patricia Rix (this is what we were discussing during the Superbowl: why men can pat each other's bums on the playing field but no other time)
Sports & Recreation
Sports & Recreation
FOREIGN CURRENCY (2)For Our Relief, EBay Is Giving, Not Canada's Unvaluable "Rupees"; Rather, Excellent Numerical Coinage - Yankee! Patricia Rix
Commerce:Money
Commerce:Money
FRODO (2)Fears Reaching Orodruin's Dire Outcome Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
FUN (2)Frivolous, Upbeat Nonsense Patricia Rix
Assorted Nouns
Assorted Nouns
GANDALFGreat Advisor Negates Death And Looses Fireworks Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
GEORGEGentleman, Eating Out, Rarely Gets Eel. Patricia Rix, describing her husband
Names:Acronymists
Names:Acronymists
GESTAPO (3)Gave Everyone Shivers, Taking Away People Obdurately Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
GIMLI (2)Goes Into Moria Less Intimidated Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
GOAT (2)Gamboling Over A Tor Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals
Science:Biology:Animals
GOOD NIGHT, SLEEP TIGHT, DON'T LET THE BEDBUGS BITEGot Over One Day. Now I'm Going Home To Slumber Leaving Encroaching Enemy Pests To Infect George's Half. They Disappear Once Night Time Leaves. Every Time They Have Eaten Bloody Evidence Develops - Being Unconscious, Guys Scratch Bothersome Itches To Excess Tony McCoy O'Grady and Patricia Rix
Assorted Phrases:Sayings
Assorted Phrases:Sayings
Art & Literature:Nursery Rhymes
Art & Literature:Nursery Rhymes
GRIP (2)Gloves Required If Prickly Patricia Rix
Assorted Verbs
Assorted Verbs
GRIZZLY BEARGiant Runs In Zig Zags, Leaving Your Body Eaten And Rotting Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals
Science:Biology:Animals
GROUNDHOGGluttonous Rodent Opens Underground Nest, Digs His Own Grave Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals
Science:Biology:Animals
HEPWORTHHighly Entertaining Place Where Oldsters Raid Tim Horton's George Rix, Rob Rix and Patricia Rix (Tim Horton's is a coffee shop chain found across Canada. It is also the social centre of its community in small towns, where people meet & chat or just hang out.)
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
HIRE (3)Help Is Required, Evenings Patricia Rix
Commerce
Commerce
HI THEREHello Is Too Haughty, Even Rather Elizabethan Patricia Rix
Communication:Hello & Goodbye
Communication:Hello & Goodbye
HOCKEY (2)Highly Overpaid Canadians Keep Entertaining You Patricia Rix
Sports & Recreation
Sports & Recreation
HUNGRY (2)Hollow, Uncomfortable, Not Gastronomically Revived Yet Patricia Rix
Food & Drink
Food & Drink
I LOVE MY CATSIntelligent-Looking Only Very Exceptionally -- Mostly Yowling, Careening Around Tired Sleepers Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals
Science:Biology:Animals
I NEVER PROMISED YOU A ROSE GARDENInteresting Novel Explores (Very Expertly) Reason, Paranoia, Relationships Often Misdiagnosed In Schizophrenia. Even Deborah's Youth Occasionally Undermines Assistance. Rationality Or Sanity Elude Grasp, Although Reality Does Eventually Normalize Patricia Rix, referring to the book by Hannah Green.
Art & Literature:Book Titles
Art & Literature:Book Titles
INMATE (2)"It's Not Mine!" A Thief Exclaimed Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
INSOMNIA (2)I Never Slept One Minute - Now I'm Awake! Melanie Merswolke and Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
INTENSITY (2)I Never Thought, Except Now, Suddenly, I Think: "You!" Patricia Rix
People & Relationships
People & Relationships
IN YOUR DREAMSI'm Next - You Offered Us Reciprocal Delightful Rubbing, Expressed As "Massage Swapping" Tony McCoy O'Grady, when he defended MASSAGE THERAPY (3) (Which Patricia thought more suited to a massage parlour - see DIFFERENTLY WELL) by saying "I was thinking a couple massaging each other in turns and finding it arousing." Patricia responded with, "But surely, only the first person to be massaged actually gets a massage! Do an acronym on that subject, please." Tony suggested that they can take it in turns, which prompted Patricia to give '"In Your Dreams" as the candidate for expansion.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
IS THIS A STRANGE PREOCCUPATION? OR WHAT?It's Suggested Tony Has Interesting (Strange And Suggestive?) Tendencies - Really! A Natural Gentleman Elegantly & Properly Resists Exposing Overt Clothing Concerns. Unpleasant People Are Teasing, I Opine. Normally Only Rogueish Women Hiss At Tony Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Patricia asked that very question when Tony demonstrated his familiarity with women's undergarments with his WONDERBRA (3).
Communication:Acronyms Forums
Communication:Acronyms Forums
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
KITTYKittens Intend To Tempt You Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals
Science:Biology:Animals
LADDERLying Against Dormer Denotes Elopement? Rather! Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Household Objects
Household Objects
LADIES (2)Like A Doorway Into Effluent Stinkiness Patricia Rix
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
LATERLast Alligator To Exit, Repeats Patricia Rix (I was thinking of "see you later, alligator", though why the last alligator would say this to an empty room escapes me)
Time
Time
Communication:Hello & Goodbye
Communication:Hello & Goodbye
LEGOLASLikeable Elf Goes On Long Adventure Sanguinely Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
LION (2)Lair Is On Ngorongoro Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals
Science:Biology:Animals
LIPS (2)Lovely If Pursed Sweetly Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Body Parts
Science:Biology:Body Parts
LITTERBOXLike Infectious Toxic Tornado, Emanations Render Breathing Only Xperimental Patricia Rix
Household Objects
Household Objects
LITTLE BO PEEPLoss Is The True Lesson Exemplified By Old Poem: Ewes Escape Paddock Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Nursery Rhymes
Art & Literature:Nursery Rhymes

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