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ABBAAgnate Biblically Begat Adam Angela Brett
ABELAdam's Boy, Eve's Lad Angela Brett
Names:First names:Male
ADOPTEDAngel Dancing On Pin Turning Either Direction Rico Leffanta, referring to that very Catholic question: "How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?" If you are adopted (and are, one presumes, angelic) you must dance according to the direction of your new parents - whatever direction that may be, or fall from the only thing stable in your life...
People & Relationships:Family
AGNOSTICA God's Not Observable, So Truth Isn't Certain Angela Brett
ALTARA Little Table Attracts Reverence Tony McCoy O'Grady
ANGELA Near-Godly-Existence Lifeforce Tony McCoy O'Grady
ANIMISMAny Natural Item May Invoke Spiritual Manifestation Rico Leffanta
ANUBISAncient Netherworld-Underworld Being Is Supreme Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Death
APOCALYPSEAwesome Propounding Of Cataclysm Awaiting Lets You Ponder Supreme Eternity Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Disaster
APOSTLEA Person Once Selected To Lead Eucharist Tony McCoy O'Grady
ATHEISMAll That Has Existed Is Strictly Mechanistic Angela Brett
ATHEISTA True Heathen's Existence Is Sans Theology Angela Brett
ATHEISTICAll The Hard Evidence Implies Scientific Theory Is Correct Angela Brett
AZYMOUSApparently Zero Yeast Meliorates Our Unleavened Sacrifice Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
Food & Drink
BABELBrought About (Biblically) Every Language Angela Brett
BAHBorn Again Heathen Used when some streets evangelist asks me if I am a believer or they try to press a pamphlet in my hand. It usually draws them back & I can make my escape. Dave Buhmann
BETHLEHEMBirth's Exceptional, The Heralds Laud & Extol. He's Evidently Messiah Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Towns & Cities
BIBLEBooks Inside Book, Lasting Evangelism Angela Brett
Art & Literature:Book Titles
BLESSEDBeing Loved Especially Should Secure Eventual Deification Tony McCoy O'Grady
BLESTBenevolent Lord Extends Special Treatment Saint Tony McCoy O'Grady, who hopes that Blest [as searched for on the Acronyms website] is not a Pokemon character, but the older spelling of Blessed.
CALVARYChrist At Last Validated And Respectfully Yielded Tony McCoy O'Grady
CATHOLICConcerned About The Holiest Of Liturgies In Churches Tony McCoy O'Cardinal
CHANTChorus Hollering, And Nobody's There Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Music
CHARISMACharlatan Has A Roguish Innocence, Seducing Moronic Audience Tony McCoy O'Grady - TV preachers are often described as 'Charismatic'.
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
CHERUBSChubby Harpist Ecstatically Rapturous, Usually Boys Seemingly Tony McCoy O'Grady
CHRISTCertainly His Resurrection Is Supreme Truth Tony McCoy O'Grady
COMMUNIONChristians Offer Messiah Morsels... Ultimately Not Innards Of Nazarene Angela Brett
CONFESSIONALCatholic Or Not, 'Fess Even Small Sins In Our Now Audioproof Locker Jeff Anonymous
Places:Buildings
CONSECRATIONComplete Obedience Necessary, Sacred Efficacious, Concentrated Righteous Attributes To Initiate One's Nirvana Jan Morgan
CROSSCruciform Reminder Of Suffering Saviour Tony McCoy O'Grady
CULTCommunity Usually Lacking Theology Tony McCoy O'Grady
CURSEDCompletely Uncouth Ruffian Swore, Execrating Deity! TMcCO'G
Communication
DAVIDDid A Valiant 'Impossible' Deed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
DEITYDoesn't Exist; It's Truly Yourself Angela Brett
DEVILDemonic, Evil Villain Is Lucifer Angela Brett
EPIPHANYExternal Presentation - It Possibly Happened Around New Year Tony McCoy O'Grady - The Christian celebration of "The Epiphany" recalls the visit of 'The Magi' to the new-born Saviour - His first presentaiton to non-Jewish people, it is celebrated on January 6th
Time:Special Occasions
FAITHFeeling As If There's Heaven Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
FAITHFULFacts: Almighty = Individuals' Trust! Hebrews 11. Fulfilled Unseen's Love/Law! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
FASTINGFeasts Are Stopped To Interprete Neccessary Glimpses Jan Morgan - a prayerful fast helps you make important decisions and can help in crisis situations like illnesses
Food & Drink
GLORYGod's Love Often Revives You Tony McCoy O'Grady
GODGreat Omniscient Deity Angela Brett
GOSPELGiving Orders So People Expect Love Rico Leffanta
GRACEGod Regularly Advances Considerable Encouragement Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
GYPSYGreases Your Psychic Secret Yearnings Rico Leffanta
HALOHer Angelic Love Observed Rico Leffanta
HATINGHumans Attack Those Idolising Neighbouring Gods Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
Military:War & Terrorism
HEAVENHighly Ecclesiastical Angelic Vista - Eternal Nirvana Angela Brett (the Angelic one ;^)
Places
HELLHot Environment, Lucifer's Location Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
HIMHoly Immortal Mightiness Tony, in response to the capitalised 'HIM' in FAITH (3)
IMAGE!Interceding Man, Almighty God: Emmanuel! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Refers to Colossians 1:15 "Who is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn of every creature:" (King James Version)
INSPIREDInspired: Nurturing Spirit Presented Infinite's Redemption / Emmanuel’s Desire Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Thoughts
ISISIs She Immortally Superior? Rico Leffanta
JERICHOJewish Exercise Resounding Instruments Collapsing Hurdles Overall Rico Leffanta
Places:Towns & Cities
JESUSJewish Echo, "Save Us Sinners" Rico Leffanta
JUDITHJewish Urban Destruction? I'm The Heroine Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
JUJUJaded Unbelievers; Jinxes Unleashed! Roger Williams
KAABAKneelers Are All Beautifully Aligned Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings
LENTLet's Eat Next Tuesday Rico Leffanta
Time:Special Occasions
LIAHONALeads In Absolute Honorable Obedience, Nephite Adventures Jan Morgan -- Book of Mormon compass given to LEHI. Leads to Promised Land
LIVELife Is Visually Evil Rico Leffanta
LUCIFERLust Unbridled Causes Infidelities For Evil Reasons Rico Leffanta
MANTRAMutter Ad Nauseum 'Til Revelation's Apparent Angela Brett
MECCAMuslims Everywhere Can Come Along. Angela Brett
Places
MERCYMany Entreat Respected & Clement Yahweh Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
MISSALMine Includes Sacramental Services And Liturgies TMcCO'G
Art & Literature:Book Titles
MISSIONMembers In Service, Savior Is Our News Jan Morgan -- truly what a mission is about and missionaries anxiously want to share it
MISSIONARYMembers In Service Sacrificing Identity Old New Anxiously Reach You Jan Morgan -- 2 young men or ladies or a married couple searching for themselves while serving the savior and delivering His message
MOABMan Of Authorised Bible Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
MORMONMan On Religious Mission Offends Neighbourhood Tony McCoy O'Grady
NIHILIST"Nothing" Is Hedonistic, Invitingly Loathsome, Inherently Suicidal, Truthful imposed
NOAHNegotiated Original "Animal House" Roger Williams
Names:First names:Male
Science:Biology:Animals
OMENObvious Memorable Event, Necromancy Jan Morgan
ORACLEObfuscation-Rich Announcements - Clarity's Lacking Everytime Tony McCoy O'Grady (Oracles never called a spade a spade, and their announcements were always open to misinterpretation)
ORGANISEOrganicvegans Realize God. Advance Neighbors. Innovatively Save Enemies! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Food & Drink
PAGANSPray - And Get Afterlife's Necessities Secured Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
PALESTINEPlease, All... Let's End Schismatic Terrorism (Israel's No Exception!) Angela Brett
Places:Countries
Military:War & Terrorism
PALMPeople Analyse Lines Mystically Angela Brett
PALMSPredict A Life, Mystics Say Angela Brett
PHILOSOPHERSPeople Here, In Life, On Some Opportune Planet... How Extremely Remarkable Sounding! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
PRAYERPrivate Reverence Answers Yearnings Eventually Received Jan Morgan - communication with God who does answer our prayers in HIS own time
PROPAGANDAPope's Religious Office Puts About Gospel Against Native Deities & Altars Tony McCoy O'Grady
PURGATORYPunishment Until Residual Guilt Atoned, Then Openly Regard Yahweh Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
QABALAHQuite Arcane. Biblical Appreciation Lurking Among Hebrews Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings
QUADQuotes Usually Are Divine/Divided Jan Morgan - 4 sets of scriptures bound together
QUAKERSQuiet, Unagressive, Agrarian Kinfolk; Extremely Religious Souls. Roger Williams
RADIORanting About Deity Is Omnipresent Angela Brett, while on a long car trip when her brother pointed out that the only radio station you can rely on getting just about everywhere in the country is a religious station.
Entertainment
Communication
READ!Reality Envelops Announcing Death! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Reality (God) Envelops (Omnipresent) Announcing (in Bible) Death (to Jesus for our sins & to all who do not accept his atonement)!
RELIGIONReaches Every Life, If God Is Or Not Angela Brett
SABBATICALSeventh's A Biblical Blessing - Apparently The Israelites Cancelled All Liabilities Tony
SACRAMENTSymbols Are Carefully Revered And Memorial Events Noted Today Jan Morgan - we remember what Christ did for us by taking the sacrament
SACRAMENTSSome Actions Constituting Religion - Activists May Enter New Theological State Tony McCoy O'Grady
SACREDSweet Adoration, Choice Reverence, Evident Divinity Jan Morgan
SALOMEShe Always Loved Old Misers Enthusiastically Rico Leffanta (Salome is the dancer "John-the-Baptist" lost his head over)
SATANSnake And The Apple Nonsense Rico Leffanta
SEMINARYScriptures Examined, Massive Investigations, Necessary Analysis Researched Yearly Jan Morgan
SNAKESlimy Nipper Abolishing Kissing Everywhere Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
SOULSeat Of Unending Life Tony McCoy O'Afterlife
SPIRITUALSacred Perception In Righteous Intuitive Truth Usually Adds Light Jan Morgan
SUPERSTITIONSilly Unfounded Propositions - Evidently Registering Simple Truisms - I'm Told Indicative Of Naivety Tony McCoy O'Grady
TAROTTheir Accuracy's Rotten - Or Treacherous TMcCO'G
TEMPLETruths Enlightened, Marriages Promise Love Eternal Jan Morgan - a beautiful sacred building dedicated to learning eternal truths
Places:Buildings
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
TESTIMONYTrue Emotional Strong Testimony, In My Own Notions, Yearning Jan Morgan - our feelings of what we know and believe to be true in our own eyes and the hope of it
Communication
THEISTTrusts Heaven-Eternal Is Surely There Tony McCoy O'Grady
TITHETenth Income To Him Eternal Jan Morgan - blessings coming when this is submitted to the Lord
Commerce:Money
WARDWorship At Reach, Drove Jan Morgan (see WARD CONFERENCE) drove = throng or group
WESLEYWas Evangelists' Surname; Ladies Eponymised Young Angela Brett (according to http://babynamer.com, This was the surname of brothers John and Charles Wesley, 18th-century founders of Methodism, a Protestant Christian denomination. It was first used as a given name in their honor during their lifetimes.)
Names:First names:Male
WICCAWitches In Coven Conjure Antichrist Tony McCoy O'Grady
WITCHWields Incantation To Certain Happiness Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Mythical Creatures
WORSHIPWe Offer Redeemer Strength, Honour In Praise. Grace Francis
YIN/YANGYour Influential Nature - You Avoid Net Gains Tony McCoy O'Grady, saying: Together they add up to a set 'total'. If you lose three 'points' of yin, then you gain three 'points' of yang, as far as I can interpret it.
ZIONZone Is On Nation Jan Morgan
Places
ZWINGLIZealous Worker In New Gospel Literary Interpretations Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Famous people