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APRONYMS BY ANGELA BRETT

About Angela Brett

Angela has not had time to update this website recently, because she is also a mathematician by training, programmer by trade, physicist by association and writer by Sunday midnight. She would like to remind people that anyone who submits an acronym to this website may send a short blurb like this one to go on their page of acronyms.


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100% DIALUPDelves Into Analogue Line's Untapped Potential Angela Brett
Computers:Internet
100% DIAMONDDivine Intervention Affects Marriage, Or Necessity, Destiny. Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the diamond (60th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
100% DIANADied In A Nasty Accident Angela Brett, referring to Diana, Princess of Wales.
Politics:Royalty:Royals
100% DIAPERDirty It And Parent Efficiently Replaces Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
100% DICTIONARYDo I Consider Term Is Often Needed And Real? Yes! Angela Brett
Science:Linguistics
Art & Literature:Book Titles
100% DIETDare I Eat That? Angela Brett
Food & Drink
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
94% DIFFERENTLY WELLDon't Immediately Find Fault... Each Rudeness, Each Not-Totally-Like-You-ness Will Enhance Lecherous Luxury Angela Brett, after Patricia responded to Tony's MASSAGE THERAPY (3) with, "You are brilliant, though sick!" and Tony replied, "I'm not sick, just 'differently well'"
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% DIFFERENT THOUGHT'Deep' Is Famed Family Elder, Reckoned Everything's Numeric Total. This Handier One Usually Graphically Helped Thinking. Angela Brett, explaining: I named my POWERBOOK 1400CS 'Different Thought' as I thought she might be a distant relative of 'Deep Thought' of 'Hitch-hikers' Guide to the Galaxy' fame, and also because of the Apple slogan, 'Think different.' Different Thought's web pages are at http://acronyms.co.nz/angela/mac/differentthought/
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware:Angela's Apples
100% DIFFICULTDoes It Feel Funny? It Contrasts Usual Light Tasks. Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
100% DIGLETTDwells In Ground, Likes Eating Tender Tubers Angela Brett (Diglett is Pokemon #50)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
100% DILIGENTDoggedly Impacting List, I've Gotta Expand New Terms! Angela Brett, after diligently expanding a lot of the terms from the unsuccessful searches list.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% DIOPHANTUSDecided Influence On Precise, Handwritten Algebraic Notation. Thought Unpositives Superfluous. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
100% DIPSYDancing Is Pleasant - So Youthful! Angela Brett, whose nieces love the TELETUBBIES.
Entertainment:TV shows
100% DIRTY"Doing It" Repeatedly - To Yourself! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% DIRTY OLD IRISHMANDrunkenness Is Retreating - Tony's Years Off Lager Decidedly Improved Relationships, & In Sobriety He May Acronymise Nicely. Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing. Tony is often referred to as 'The DOI' and it seemed to need acronymising. See also THE MAD IRISHMAN.
Names:Acronymists
100% DISABILITYDoesn't Imply Stupidity... Affected Brain Isn't Limited In Thought, Y'know. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% DISAPPEARDid I See A Professional Performer Eliminate A Rabbit? Angela Brett
Entertainment
100% DISASTERDo Infernos Stop After Several Tsunamis Enter Region? Angela Brett
Science
People & Relationships:Disaster
100% DISKDigestus Interruptus - Slender Kilojoules. Steve Keate and Angela Brett (see DONGLE (3))
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% DITTO (2)Does Impressions - Transforms To Opponent! Angela Brett (Ditto is Pokemon #132)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
100% DIVORCEDone Indulging Vows, Onto Rampant Copulation, Etc. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
100% DNSDotted Numbers Synonyms Angela Brett (DNS usually stands for Domain Name System)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
100% DOCTORDispenser Of Cures, Taker Of Revenue. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Healthcare Occupations
100% DOCTORATE OF PHILOSOPHYDoes One Consider That One Really, Actually, Truly Exists? Or Find People Have Imaginary Lives Only? Should One Pinch/ Hit You? Angela Brett (I think different, therefore iBook)
Education:Qualifications
100% DOEDeer - Oestrogen-Enhanced. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
100% DOGDull Organism. Growls. Steve Keate & Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
100% DOG (2)Disgusting Odour - Gross! Steve Keate & Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
100% DOG (3)Dependable, Obedient Guardian Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
100% DOG BONE (2)Did Os Get Buried On Neighbour's Estate? Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
91% DOGCOW DEMODevelopers Often Got Clarus's Other-Worldly Dimensions to Expertly Model Output. Angela Brett... referring to Clarus the two-dimensional dogcow who is most famous for demonstrating the effects of certain options in the 'Page Setup' dialogue box for some printers.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
92% DOING NOTHINGDirty Old Irishman and Nutty Girl Natter Over Their Handy Inter Net Gateways Angela Brett.
Assorted Verbs
94% DOLORES O'RIORDAN'Doos' Or 'Las' Often Recur... Every Song Offers Recordings In Oral Realm [that] Don't Articulate Nuttin'. Angela Brett
Entertainment:Music:Artists
97% DON'T TEASE ME ABOUT USING WINDOWSDole's Obviously Not The Top Earner... And Some Extra Money's Excellent, Although Being On Unfriendly Technology Undeniably Stinks. I'm Not Getting on With It - No Desirability Of Writing Source. Angela Brett, who works as a Windows developer but is a Mac developer at heart.
Computers:Windows
93% DON'T USE WINDOZEDamnit, Only Nincompoops Try Using Such Extremely Wasteful Interface Nefariously Doled Out by Zillionaire Entrepreneur. Angela Brett
Computers:Windows
100% DOODLEDo One's Own Drawing, Lacking Enthusiasm Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
100% DOPEDulls One's Personal Experience Angela Brett
Drugs
100% DOPE (2)Doesn't Offer People Everything Angela Brett
Drugs
100% DOPE (3)Does Offer Pseudo-Enlightenment Angela Brett and Steve Keate
Drugs
100% DOPE (4)Diacetylmorphine, Opium, Pot... Everything! Angela Brett
Drugs
93% DO RE MI FA SO LA TIDarn, Off-key... Redo Etude Making Its Frequency Aurally Sound. Open Lungs And Then Inhale. Angela Brett
Entertainment:Music
100% DORFDestination Of Rainbow Fizz Angela Brett, referring to the town in the book 'The Solitaire Mystery' by Jostein Gaarder
Art & Literature:Fictional Places
100% DOTDisturbance Of Tint Angela Brett
Art & Literature
100% DOUGLAS ADAMSDescription Of Universal Guide Lives As Stories And Drama, And Multiplatform Software Angela Brett, who knows the subject of Douglas Adams' books was only a guide to the galaxy, but it's known universally.
Art & Literature:Writers
0% DOWNCASTDon't Offer Worries Now - (I'm) Contemplating Abject Sad Thoughts. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% DOWN QUARKDuo On Whole Neutron Quiets Up's 'Affirmative' Reaction Kick Angela Brett ('Down' is one of the six types of quark... along with UP QUARK, STRANGE QUARK, CHARM QUARK, TOP QUARK and BOTTOM QUARK. Neutrons are each composed of two down quarks with charge -1/3 each, and one up quark with charge +2/3, giving them an overall charge of zero.)
Science:Physics:Particles
100% DOWSINGDirty Old Woman Seduced Innocent Nice Guy Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing, on virginity \=]
Names:Acronymists
100% DRATINIDragon Rage And Twister: I'm Now Incapacitated Angela Brett (Dratini is Pokemon #147)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
83% DREAMDelirious Realm of Enchantment And Magic Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% DREAM (2)During REM, Ethereal Amusement Made. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% DREAM (3)Daylight: Reality Ends All Magic. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% DREAMSDaylight Reveals Everything's A Mind Show Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% DROWSYDozily Reposed On Waking, Stretched, Yawned. Angela Brett
Main
100% DSLDarned Speedy Link! Angela Brett, as an alternate expansion of the more common Digital Subscriber Line or Direct Satellite Link.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
100% DSL (2)Download Something Large Angela Brett, as an alternate expansion of the more common Digital Subscriber Line.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
100% DSL (3)Defying Sea-Level Angela Brett, as an alternate expansion of the more common Deep Submergence Laboratory.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science
100% DSL (4)Don't Say 'Lame'! Angela Brett, as an alternate expansion of the more common Disability Sick Leave.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Commerce
100% DSL (7)Dialup's So Lame! Angela Brett, as an alternate expansion of the more common Digital Subscriber Line.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
100% DUBLINDon't Usually Build Like It Nowadays Angela Brett
Places:Towns & Cities
100% DUBLIN (2)Despite Umpteen Bridges, Liffey Inhibits Natives Angela Brett (Supposedly there is rivalry between people from different sides of the River Liffey.)
Places:Towns & Cities
100% DUCK BILLDarwin Users Can Kick Butt Ignoring Lucre Leader Angela Brett, speculating that the DarwinOS mascot Hexley (http://www.hexley.com) is a duck-billed platypus so that we can duck Bill, that is, avoid using Microsoft products.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
100% DUGTRIODigletts' Usual Grouping... Three Rolled Into One! Angela Brett (Dugtrio is Pokemon #51)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
100% DUGTRIO (2)Digletts' Underground Get-Together Results In Overkill Angela Brett (Dugtrio is Pokemon #51)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
100% DUKEDisappointingly Underemployed King's Elite Angela Brett, after Tony mentioned something about DUKEs and URLs.
Politics:Royalty
100% DUMB!Don't Underestimate My Bargains! Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
100% DUMB ASSDonkey's Unusually Mute - Brays Are Strangely Silent. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
100% DUMB ASS (2)Doesn't Use Mouth/Mind, But Always Saying Something! Angela Brett (with Mouth, this describes expressive donkey body-language... with Mind, a thoughtless human.)
Science:Biology:Animals
People & Relationships:Insults
100% DUSKDawn's Undoing, Symmetry Kin. Angela Brett
Time
100% DUTCHDuo Usually Tries Currency Halving Angela Brett, referring to the idiom, 'go Dutch'
Commerce
100% DWARF/JOKERDistinctly Wary About Rainbow Fizz - Jeroboam Of Knowledge Eventually Ruins. Angela Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Solitaire Mystery
80% DYADDuo of You And Daddy Angela Brett, who first heard of the term during a lecture on parent-child relationships.
People & Relationships:Family
100% DYLANDied Young, Lump Attacked Neurons Angela Brett, referring to Steve's son.
Names:First names:Male
100% DYLAN (2)Darling Youngster, Like Angela's Nephews? Angela Brett, who never actually met Dylan.
Names:First names:Male
100% DYNAMITEDo You Need Any Massive Items To Explode? Angela Brett
Military:Weapons
100% DYSPHASIADisturbs Your Speech Patterns - Has A Significant Impact, Apparently. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% DYSTOCIADelivering Your Sprog Takes Obstetric Care In Abundance Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% DZODomestic Zoological Oddity Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
100% EAGEREvery Attempt Gets Enthusiasm Renewed Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
75% EAREntry to Aural Region Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% EARACHEExpensive Affair Requiring A Consultation - How Exasperating! Angela Brett, when she had to go to a doctor to get a prescription for her recurring ear infection.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
93% EAR INFECTIONSEach Application Requires Inactivity... Not Fun, Except C Text Instructs (me) On Necessary Syntax. Angela Brett, on realising that the 20 minutes of lying on her side necessary for applying ear drops for her ear infection could be utilised by reading about how to program in C.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
Computers:Programming
100% EARLOBEEmbellishments And Rings Lend One Beauty, Essentially. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% EARTH DAYEverybody Appreciate Round Thing Humans Destroy All Year Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions
Science:Environment
100% EASTER (2)Eaters Anagram - So True! Everyone's Rounder. Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Easter
92% EASTER BUNNYEggs And Sunday Treats Enjoyed - Rabbit Brings Unknown Numbers of Nice Yummies. Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Easter
80% EASYExecutable by Any Slackjawed Yokel Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
100% EAT A SANDWICHEmail Alias Thingies And Some Annoying Nonsense, Drab Writings Investigating Cheeseburger Hunger Angela Brett, as the subject of a rambling email to Edwin asking about an email alias and complaining about being hungry and wishing she'd eaten the rest of that double cheeseburger the night before.
Assorted Phrases
100% EAT POTATOEverything's At Twenty Percent Off, Today And Tomorrow Only! Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF and ANGELANESS- this one turned out to be a winning entry!)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
100% ECHOLALIAEvery Child Hears Obscure Language And Lips It Again Angela Brett
Science:Linguistics
100% EDNAEvery Date's New Acquaintance Angela Brett, remembering when Sideshow Bob on the Simpsons said 'You only get one chance with Edna Krabappel'
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
100% EDUCATIONAL Everybody Does University Classes And Then It's Onto Nerdy Academic Lives. Angela Brett
Education
100% EDWIN HERMANNExtremely Dim Witted Imbecile, Never Has Expansions Ready. Make Acronyms Now, Numbskull! Angela Brett, after Edwin mentioned on the ACRONYMS forums that he hadn't submitted an acronym for ages and should be punished. This expansion of his name seemed a suitable punishment... I don't mean it though! (If it weren't for Edwin there would be no acronym forums at all.)
Names:Acronymists
100% EDWIN HERMANN (2)Entered Dual Wordplay Inventions, Now He's Earned Reparation - More Amicable Name Notation. Angela Brett, after Edwin submitted two acronyms so no longer deserved punishment.
Names:Acronymists
100% EDWIN HERMANN (3)'E Does Wonders - Invented Netborne Hangman, Even. Registered Many A Net Name. Angela Brett
Names:Acronymists
83% EEVEEExpose to Elements... Various Evolutions Exist. Angela Brett (Eevee is Pokemon #133)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
100% EFFIGIES'Evil' Figures Flamed In Grotesque Intensely Execrative Shows Angela Brett
People & Relationships
100% EGGElegant Gender's Gamete Angela Brett
Science:Biology
100% EIGENVECTORExcess Instructions Generate Exhausting, Not-Very-Exciting Classes. Tedium Often Results. Angela Brett, while sitting through a lecture about eigenvalues and eigenvectors (a topic which everyone in the class had learnt about at least once) which was being taught agonisingly slowly.
Science:Mathematics
Education:Slow Teaching
92% EIGENVECTOR (2)Employing Ineffective Gaussian Elimination's Not Very Efficient... (we) Can Think Out Results! Angela Brett, during the same lecture as the first EIGENVECTOR, when the lecturer insisted on using Gaussian elimination while finding the eigenvectors of 2 by 2 matrices despite having already pointed out that it wouldn't give us any extra information.
Science:Mathematics
Education:Slow Teaching
80% EINSTEINEvery Intellect Needs Some Training to Examine Imperfections of Newton Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
100% EKANSEnthusiasts Keep A Nintendo Snake Angela Brett (Ekans is Pokemon #23)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
100% EKANS (2)Everyone Knows Anagram, No Sweat Angela Brett (Ekans is Pokemon #23)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
Words & Wordplay
100% ELASMOSAURUSExtreme Length And Size Made One Swimmer An Unusual Reptile Under Sea Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
100% ELECTIONEndure Late-Evening Commentary Tallying Ideologies Of Nation. Angela Brett
Politics
100% ELECTRONEven Little Electric Currents Take Ridiculously Oversized Numbers Angela Brett
Science:Electronics
Science:Physics:Particles
100% ELECTRONIC DATA PROCESSINGEver Lost Electronic Credit To Robots Of Nasty Internet Criminals? Don't Allow Their Attacks, Prompt Routine Of Checking Every Site's Security If Negotiating Greenback. Angela Brett
Computers
Commerce
89% ELEMENTSEuclid's Libers Expertly Made Evident Noncontradictory Theory of Shapes. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics
100% ELIAEloquent Lamb Is Anonymous Angela Brett
Art & Literature:Writers
100% ELIZABETHEvidently Linux Is Zenithal - All Boxes Exhibit Technical Homeostasis. Angela Brett, referring to her sister, who likes Linux.
Names:First names:Female
100% ELIZABETH (2)Eloquent, Live, Intelligent, Zesty... A Bit Excitable Though, Hehehe. :) wishes and Angela Brett
Names:First names:Female
100% EMAIL ADDRESSESEach Man's 'At' Is Like A Direct Delivery Route - Envelopes, Stamps, Streets Electronically Superseded Angela Brett
Computers:Internet
100% EMAIL ADDRESSES (2)Excessive Millions Are Immediately Live After Doing Domain Registration - Eighty Similar Spams Every Second. Angela Brett - if you buy a domain name you can have every conceivable username @ that domain go to you, but spammers might send the same spam to many of the addresses hoping they're for separate people.
Computers:Internet
100% EMERALDEnduring Marriage Exhibiting Reliable And Lasting Devotion Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the emerald (55th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
100% EMERSONEnjoy Massachusetts Education Regarding Science Of Notification Angela Brett (according to http://www.emerson.edu/ Emerson College is the USA's only four-year college devoted exclusively to the study of communication and performing arts)
Education
Communication
100% EMMYExcellence Makes Me Yours Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
0% EMOTICON (4)Expression Motifs On The Incline... Caret's Often Nose. :^D Angela Brett
Computers:Internet
100% EMOTICON (5)Electronic Mail's Oft-Typed Indicator Conveying One's Nuances Angela Brett
Computers:Internet
100% EMPATHYEvery Man - Perceive Another's Thoughts. Hear Yourself? Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% EMPLOY ANGELA!Enthusiasm Means Productivity; Lots Of Yield And No Grumbling, Except Limited Ambulation. Angela Brett, whose resumŽ is at http://acronyms.co.nz/resume
People & Relationships:The Workforce
100% EMPLOYEEExpecting Much Pay Leaves One Youth Especially Energized! Angela Brett, soon after finding out she'd got a job with SOEIDENTAL
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
90% EMPTY TALKEncompasses Meaningless Politician Talk and Yakking To Another Likeminded Kretin. Angela Brett
Politics
Communication:Talking
0% ENCOURAGEMENTExplosions Need Collating. (I) Openly Urge ResEditing A Great Enumeration of Mindless, Empty Noises. Thanks! Angela Brett, when Tony said he would need some encouragement to go through software looking for more sounds for this stack, if we decided to use sounds other than the laughs he'd already collected.
People & Relationships
Assorted Nouns:Noises
100% ENCOURAGEMENT (2)Expansions Needed... Come On! Usual Rico / Angela Garbage Eventually Makes Extinct New Thought. Angela Brett, when for a while most of the acronyms contributed were from her or Rico.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% ENCRYPTIONEach New Code Requires Your Powers To Interpret Others' Notes. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics
Computers
100% END ABUSEEnsure Nobody Deals A Blow; Unfairness Saddens Everyone Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Abuse
100% ENDINGEvery Near-Death Indicates New Genesis Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
100% ENERGY MANAGEMENTEveryone Needs Electricity. Remember, Get Your Machines Audited Now And Get Extra Money Every New Term Angela Brett (if you take notice of what's using more electricity than necessary you can save money on power bills.)
Science:Electronics
100% ENGLISHEccentricities Numerous... Grammar Learning Is Superlatively Hard. Angela Brett
Science:Linguistics
100% ENHANCING BUSINESS RELATIONSHIPEvery Nerd Hampers After New Computer. If Network Geek's Busy Using Some Incredibly Neat Equipment, She Should Respect Employer, Laughing At Technical Idiocy Only Near Somewhere He Isn't Present. Angela Brett, who is sure she'd be in a consistently better mood if she could use a PowerMac G5 at work.
Computers
People & Relationships:The Workforce
100% ENVIRONMENTAL AWARENESSEarth's Natural Vistas Indeed Require Our Nursing. Make Everyone Notice The Amazing Landscapes And Wetlands, And Recycle Everything, Not Extravagantly Scrapping Scraps. Angela Brett
Science:Environment
93% ENVY WITH GREEDExhibiting No Virtue, You Want It! To Hell with Generously Regarding Everyone Else's Desires Angela Brett, who wants to get rid of the 'with' but not the 'To Hell'.
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% EPHEMERAL (2)Earth's Pirouette Has Especially Morbid Effect, Restricting A Life. Angela Brett
Science:Biology
80% EPISTLESEloquent Presentations of Intellect Stylishly Translated into Letters - Email Sent! Angela Brett
Communication
100% EQUESTRIAN (2)Evidently, Queers Understand Equines Superbly... They're Riding In Australia Now. Angela Brett, because it seems that most members of the New Zealand equestrian team in the Sydney olympics are homosexual.
Sports & Recreation
100% ESACEnd Statement After 'Case' Angela Brett -- in a bash script, to end a case block you use 'esac', to end an 'if' you use 'fi' and to end a 'do' you use... 'done'. Nobody ever called bash intuitive. ;^)
Computers:Programming
100% ESPNEighty Seminole Points - Nil. Angela Brett, in response to this request on the Apronyms Forums: We have a game coming up with our rival school, the Florida Gators. We are the Florida State Seminoles. and we want an Acronym for ESPN with something clever about us winning. If anyone could help that would be great.
Sports & Recreation:Florida State Seminoles
100% ESPN (2)Extraordinary Sports People, Natives Angela Brett, in response to this request on the Apronyms Forums: We have a game coming up with our rival school, the Florida Gators. We are the Florida State Seminoles. and we want an Acronym for ESPN with something clever about us winning. If anyone could help that would be great.
Sports & Recreation:Florida State Seminoles
100% ESS-OH-ESSEncoded Scream Starts Off Harbourmaster's/Hero's Emergency Safety Strategy Angela Brett (see DOTDOTDOTDASHDASHDASHDOTDOTDOT)
People & Relationships:Disaster
97% ESTIMATING AND COMPARING CAPACITYEssential Skill Today Is Measuring Approximately - That Is, Nearest-Guess About Next Drink's Content Of Methanol-like Poison. Alcoholics Reason, 'If New Glass Contains A Paltry Amount, Cheers, I'll Take Yours.' Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
100% ESTIMATIONExperience Sole Teacher In Murky Art, There Is Often None. Angela Brett, after somebody at work said that estimation is a black art and the only way you can get better at it is with experience.
Assorted Nouns
100% ETHNICITYEven Though Human Nature's In Common, Ideologies Throw You Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
100% EUCLID'E's Unclear... Can Lines Intersect Dually? Angela Brett, because Euclid's first postulate saying that a straight line can be drawn from any point to any point does not explicitly say that the line is unique.
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
100% EUREKA!Epiphanic Understanding Reached - Exclaim Knowledge Aloud! Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
100% EUTOCIUSEssentially Updated The Others' Calculations - Inscribed Unoriginal Summaries. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
96% EVERY ACRONYM UNDER THE SUNEach Vocabulary Entry Reaches Your Acronymiser's Creative Resources. Only Not-Yet-Mastered, Uncommon Nouns Don't Expand Readily. The Hardest Expansions Sometimes Use Non-words. Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
94% EVIL TWIN BROTHEREntirely Vile Intel-Loving Twit With Innovators' Name - Beige Remains On Top in His Evil Realm. Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing, thinking of Dustan's gatanist friend Steve and wondering how he could share a name with Jobs and Wozniak, then deciding perhaps he is COMMISSIONER STEVE's evil twin brother.
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains
100% EVOLUTIONEvery Viable Organism Lives Under The Influence Of Nature Angela Brett, who isn't sure just how much sense this one makes but it flows well.
Science:Biology
100% EXPENSE MANAGEMENTEvery Xebec Put Elsewhere Needs Some Explicit Meaning And Necessity. Accountants Gain Extra Money Eliminating Needless Tarriffs. Angela Brett
Commerce

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