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90% TRANSPORT (23)These Roundels Are No-longer Solid - Pneumatics Offer Relative Tranquility Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
100% TRANSPORT (24)The Rapidity Achieved Nowadays Supersedes Previous Outrageous Record Times Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
100% TRANSPORT (25)To Rebel Against Nature's 'Suction' - Parachute Opens Resisting Terminalvelocity Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
100% TRANSPORT (26)Turbulent Rapids Are Navigable Sometimes - Provided Oar's Rigorously Thrust Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
100% TRANSPORT (27)'To Rise Above' - NASA's Space Projects Of Recent Times Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
100% TRANSPORT (28)Travellers Reactions Are Nausea - Seas Pounding Or Rolling Terrifyingly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
100% TRANSPORT (29)Too-Rapid Acceleration Needs Skilful Pilots - Or Ruin Threatens Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
100% TRANSPORT (30)Those Riding Animals Need Saddles, Packhorses Only Require Tack Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
100% TRANSPORT (31)Tried Running Amongst Nettles Shoelessly? Perhaps One Requires Trainers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
100% TRANSPORT (32)To Race Across Norway? Skis! & Plently Of Rigorous Training Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
100% TRANSPORT (33)Thor's Ra's Aquatic Navigations Showed Prowess Of Rafting Travellers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
100% TRANSPORT (34)Tankers Reach Astonishing New Sizes - Probing Oceans Remoter Tracts Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
100% TRANSPORT (35)Think Remote Aliens Need Saucers? Pah! One Requires Treatment Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
100% TRANSPORT (36)Tired Rovers Are Needing Sleep - Pullman Originated Redesigned Trains Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
100% TRANSPORT (37)Travel Rapidly Across Newfallen Snow... Perhaps One Rides Toboggans Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
100% TRANSPORT (38)Those Rigid Airships Needed Skilful Piloting Or Restraining Tethering Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
100% TRANSPORT (39)Tony Reached Acronym Nadir. So Produced Overblown Response - Transport! Eric Bridgstock
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% TRANSPORT (40)Touring Rockies And Newfoundland, Sending Payment Overseas, Recorded Transaction Eric Bridgstock
Transport
100% TRANSPORT (41)Typos Rushed Across - New Spelling Properly On Right Track Eric Bridgstock, while pointing out some mistakes in Tony's TRANSPORT acronyms.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% TRANSPORT (42)Tony's Reinstated At Number 1, Superior Position On Reacronymising Things. Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% TRANSPORT (43)To Reliably Assist Navigation, Ships & Planes Operate Radar Technology Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
100% TRANSPORT (44)Those Running A Navy Should 'Press Only Reliable Tars Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
100% TRANSPORT (45)To Remotest Arctic Navigators, Satellite Positioning Offers Reliable Tracking Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
100% TRANSPORT (46)These Really Ain't New. Stop Posing Over Redoing Transport Eric Bridgstock
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
90% TRANSPORT (47)Try Removing Any New-dictionary Spellings. Perfection Only Required, Thanks! Eric Bridgstock
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% TRANSPORT (48)Terrain's Rough And Nettlesome; Someone Perhaps Oughta Rent Trucks Patricia Rix
Transport
92% TRANSSEXUALTo Rage Against Natural Selection, Showing Externally XX/XY [when] Underneath's A Lad/Lady. Angela Brett ('Underneath' and 'External' could refer to different things... 'Underneath' could be the gender the person feels like while 'Externally' is the genes, or 'Underneath' could be the genes and 'Externally' the gender which the person lives and presents him/herself as.)
People & Relationships
100% TRASHTemporarily Records Are Stored Here Angela Brett, referring to the Trash on the Macintosh
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
100% TRASH (2)Things Relocated At Scrap Heap Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
100% TRASH (3)Toss Ruined & Abandoned Stuff Here. Roger Williams
Assorted Nouns
100% TRAUMATeeth Rearranged Alignment, Uninvited Misfortune Attributed Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Healthcare
100% TRAVELTourists Roam Around Viewing Exotic Locations. Angela Brett
Sports & Recreation:Travel
86% TRAVEL (2)Transports Roamers Abroad to Various Exotic Locations Eric Bridgstock
Sports & Recreation:Travel
94% TRAVELLING BY TRAINTotally Reliable And Very Enjoyable Locomotion, Leisure Is Now Greatest. Bring Your Texts, Relax, Arrive In No-time Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Trains
88% TRCLHCATry Recursively Changing Lingual Heuristics to Create Acronyms A re-expansion of The Real Canonical List of Humorous Computer Acronyms (http://personalpages.tds.net/~slambo/acronym.htm)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
93% TREASURE CHESTThat Retiring, Even Apologetic Spot (in) Undergrowth; Restfully, Everyone Can Have Excrementally Satisfying Time Patricia Rix, explaining: This is a wilderness latrine, which is really just a pit surrounded by a box with a hole in the top and a lid to keep the spiders dry. We don't call it that ourselves, we call it a PRIVY BOX
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
100% TREATYThe Rights Exchanged Are Tested Yearly Angela Brett
Politics
100% TREEThis Recycles Essential Elements Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
100% TREE (2)Tall Redwood: Excellent Example! Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
100% TREE (3)Tropical Resident, Enthusiastically Eradicated! Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
100% TREE (4)Timber Repository Eagerly Exploited. Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
100% TREESTruly Recyclable Earth-Enhancing Subjects Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
100% TREES (2)Tough, Resistant Evergreens' Eternal Summer Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
100% TREKTravels Retro Event Knowledgeably Jan Morgan -- referring to the pioneer trek and recreations of it
History
100% TRENCHERThe Recently Educated (Now Certificated) Hurl 'Eadgear, Rejoicing. Angela Brett, a few weeks before graduating.
Household Objects:Clothing:Academic Regalia
100% TRENDTime Related/Repeated Events. "Now" Determines/Developments. Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Nouns
100% TRIALTricky Reasoning Is Almost Laughable Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% TRIAL (2)Two Rival Ideas About Law Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% TRIAL (3)To Rally/Reconcile Interpretations And Loopholes Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% TRIALSTormented Reprehensible Indignations, Angrily Loses Some Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
100% TRIANGLEThis Rattles If Agitated - Needs, Generally, Little Experience Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
100% TRIANGULARThis Really Is A Nice Geometric Unit... Lines Are Reduced. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
100% TRIATHLONTry Running In Australia; The Heat Leaves Organs Numb Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
100% TRICKERTREATThat's Real Intrigue... Camouflaged Known Expander Rattled The Regulars. Eventually: AHA! Tony! Angela Brett (see AHA and GUILTY)
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
100% TRICYCLEThree Round Items - Can Your Child Learn Easily Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
100% TRINCULOTrenchant Royal Idiot - Nagging Contains Usually 'Learned' Observations Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Tempest
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Tempest
100% TRINIDAD & TOBAGOThis Republic Is Now Independent - Drilling And Developing Their Oil Business Aids Growing Opulence. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% TRINITY CHRISTIAN ACADEMYTeachers Really Intimidate Nobody. Instead, They Yak. Can He Really Intimidate Students That Interrupt Another Notorious Academic Class? All Dimwits Evade Men Yelling. Peter & Christina - We both attend Trinity Christian Academy, a fine institute of learning.
Education:Schools
100% TRIOThree Rolled Into One Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
100% TRIPLESThree Repetitions Is Plenty. Let's Enjoy Singles. Sean Lamb (after hearing the same song over and over again on commercial radio, it's time for something else)
Entertainment:Music
100% TRIPLETThird Related Infant - Parents Love Each Tenderly TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Family
100% TRIPLETSThree Related Infants Psychically Linked Eternally Together Somehow Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Family
78% TRIREMETriple Rows (of) Implements Required (to) Emulate Marine Engine Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
100% TRISTRAMTragically Roused Iseult's Sentiments, This Really Angered Mark. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
100% TRIVIATiresome Recollection? It's Very Interesting Actually Tony McCoy O'Grady
Main
100% TROCHOIDTracing Rolling Of Circle Has One Immediately Dizzy! Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
100% TROGLODYTEThe Result Of Generations Living Or Dying, Yearning To Evolve Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
100% TROGLODYTE (2)This Reeking Old Geezer Lived On Dinosaurs Yet Triumphantly Evolved Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals
100% TROGLODYTE (3)This Reeking Old Geezer Lived On Dinosaurs Yesterday: Tomorrow's Epicurean George Rix, as a modification of Patricia's TROGLODYTE (2)
Science:Biology:Animals
88% TROILUSTrojan's Romantic Outrage Initiates Latest Upsurge (in) Siege Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Troilus and Cressida
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Troilus and Cressida
100% TRUDYTruly Reliable Unusual Dear Yin Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
100% TRUE LOVE'Terminal' Romance Usually Ensures Lots Of Valentines Exchanged Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% TRUISMThe Ruddy Usual Inane Sentence - Meaningless! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Main
100% TRUTHThey Round Up The Hoodlums Tony McCoy O'Grady, after completing the marathon TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY.
MacGirl & KeyBoard
100% TRUTH (2)Teach Religious/Reasonable Understanding To Humanity Jan Morgan
Religion
97% TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAYTotally Reliable to Uphold True Happiness, Just Us Super Twosome In Control Everytime, All Nasty Deviants Treated Harshly Eventually And Miscreants Expect Resistance Initially. Counter Active Naughtiness - Walk Away Yahoos! Tony McCoy O'Grady... don't ask why a half-Irish, half-kiwi twosome would fight for the American way, but hey, it's quite an ACRONYM!
Assorted Phrases
MacGirl & KeyBoard
94% TRY ONSCREEN HELPThe Reliable Yet Original Necessity. Self Contained, Read-only Embedded Emergency Notes. Helping Essentially Lost People. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers
100% TSARThe Sovereign Amongst Russians. Roger Williams
Politics
100% T-SHIRTThe Slave Had Infusions Ready - Teatime! Angela Brett (T-shirt was T-BAG's T-Caddy, whose duty was to keep her magical powers strong by making endless cups of tea from the leaves of her evil T-Plant.)
Entertainment:TV shows
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
100% TSUNAMIThe Shock Underwriters Never Absorb Making Intercourse Rico Leffanta
Science
88% TSUNAMI (2)Terrific Surge Underwater Nukes Asian Man-made Infrastructure Mick Bridgstock
People & Relationships:Disaster
100% TUAThe Under-Achiever Angela Brett, when boxer David Tua failed to win the title of world heavyweight champion.
Names:Famous people
100% TUBETrains Underground Beneath England Eric Bridgstock
Transport
100% TUBERCULOSISThe Uneasy Breathing Erodes Resilience, Causing Unhurried Loss Of Strength In Sufferer. Angela Brett, when it was thought that Steve might have tuberculosis.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% TUESDAYTired, Useless, Energy Sapped? Devour A Yogurt Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Weekdays
95% TUESDAY FASTS & VERY DELICIOUS ORGANIC VEGAN FOOD ==> NEW JUNE TREND: SOUND SLEEPER NITES!Tuesday: Usual (Eating = Suspended) / Day Advances Youthfulness! Fasts (Astral Started/Sixth-month Two-thousand-and-three/Tuesday/Third) Strengthen! & Very Expensive Really Yummy! Delicious = Exquisite = Luscious ==> I Consume/Claimed (?) Invariably Organic = Uncontaminated Staples! Organic: Resourcefully Grown And Not Involving Chemicals! Vegan: Eating Great ; Animalproducts Never! Food: Obsessive/Organic Organises Delightful/Days! ==> New Ecstatic/Energetic Wholesome/Wonder! June Ushers New Era! Trend: {Rest Entire Nite} = Deep/Delightful! Sound/Sleep Ongoing = Usual = Nice = Deep/Delightful! Sleeper: Lessens Energy/Expenditure ; Establishes/Encouraging Peace = Energising = Rejuvenation! Nites Involving Tossing/Turning/Thoroughly Eliminated / Soundly! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. (see FAST FOOD RESTAURANT) "VERY DELICIOUS ORGANIC VEGAN FOOD" I did not know: A. The ORGANIC farmers say that ORGANIC farming is more economical! B. The only reason they sell "Very Expensive Really Yummy! DELICIOUS ORGANIC VEGAN FOOD" is that ORGANIC VEGANs are a minority! C. ORGANIC cucumbers do not need vinegar or anything. Try one. D. I like mangoes. Eventually (fool that I be) tried an ORGANIC mango. There is a difference. E. Tropicana orange juice: Whole Foods Market fresh-squeezed organic orange juice makes "Tropicana" taste like bitter water. Bottom line. If your national government legislated: a. all produce must be grown organically b. all animals (sold for food) must be fed organic grain c. ban on production of pesticides, herbicides, fungicides, what ever killer-chemicals d. any chemicals {covered in (c)} that were made before law must be shipped to a new government agency created on enactment of law e. penalty for violation of (c), (d): charge is treason. all concerned are traitors. possibly, family members. suppliers. shippers. any company that deals in any way (however insignificant or blameless) with a violator, is a violator. f. sentence if found guilty: merciful death only result. Certain Swift Result of National Law: 1. Organic food (especially vegan) is much healthier than the poisoned stuff (PS). Even the healthiest consumer of PS will discover {in short order} that they did not realise how good they could {feel, think, work, rest} until they ate all organic. And they will declare, with mixed emotions, that were not healthy until organic. 2. Cessation of poisoning environment: air, earth, water. And any matter that was involved with historical poisons, including our bodies. 3. Even the smallest one-of-a-kind store could sell organic at far less than PS. 4. Organic tastes worlds better. Try an organic gala apple. This was my favorite apple. Until the organic honeycrisp apple smote me. Tastes spicy. Chew it & get a refreshing loud crunch. Surprise! Try an organic Asian pear {shape: apple. skin: pear. texture: delightful = mild gritty. taste: you find out. I know.} My favorite food is organic millet [the only grain I know of, that is not acid-forming. which means you can eat it liberally.]
Food & Drink
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
100% TUNATheir Unknown Numbers Abate Angela Brett
Food & Drink
Science:Biology:Animals
100% TUNA (2)The Undiscriminating Netting Abandoned Angela Brett
Food & Drink
Science:Biology:Animals
100% TUNASThey're Usually Nice Accompanying Salad Angela Brett
Food & Drink
Science:Biology:Animals
89% TUNGSTENTypically Used Nowadays Generating Steel-alloys, Transition Element, Naturally Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% TUNISIATemperate Up North, In South It's Arid. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% TURBOTried Using Regaine... Baldness Ongoing! My name is David & my old roommates nickname is Turbo, who is going bald.
Names
100% TURDThe Usual Rectal Dirt Angela Brett
Science:Biology
100% TURKEYThey Unmercifully Repress Kurds Even Yet. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% TURKEY (2)Thousands Unnecessarily Rudely Killed Every Year Santa Claus
Food & Drink
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
100% TURKMENISTANThey Until Recently Kept Moscow's Edicts, Now Independent - Some Think Autonomy Novel. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% TURNIPThis Unremarkable Root Never Inspires Passion Angela Brett
Food & Drink
100% TURTLEThey Unerringly Return To Lay Eggs TMcCO'G referring to how the females of many breeds of turtle return to the beach where they hatched out, to lay their eggs. After many years of wandering all over the ocean this indicates an uncanny sense of direction.
Science:Biology:Animals
100% TUSHTwin Undulations, Sit Here. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
89% TUTORIALTechnical Use (of) Teaching Outline. Reading It Aids Learning Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
100% TVTime's Valuable! Angela Brett, since TV tends to waste a lot of time.
Entertainment:TV shows
100% TV NEWSTo View Notable Events, Watch Screen. Angela Brett
Communication
100% TWADDLEThose With Attitude Disorders Don't Like Experts John Richard Jones
People & Relationships
100% TWAINThis Writer Authored Interesting Novels Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Writers
100% TWENTYThey Won't Even Notice The Year Angela Brett, on her 20th birthday.
Time:Age
100% TWENTY (2)Thanks Woz, Enjoyed Nattering To You Angela Brett, after Steve Wozniak called to wish her a happy 20th birthday.
Time:Age
100% TWENTY (3)That Woman Eventually Notched Twenty Years! Eric Bridgstock
Time:Age
100% TWINETwisted Wiry Inventions Not Everlasting Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric
100% TWINE (2)Thinness Will Induce Non-Existence Angela Brett
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric:Edible(?)
100% TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STARTiny White Irridescent Night-Kindled Light Ever Twinkling While I Now Know Little Except Light Is Terribly Tiny Like Expensive Stones That Are Rare Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Nursery Rhymes
100% TWINSTwo Weaned Individuals Needing Sustenance Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Family
100% TWISSThis Wordy Idiot Slandered, Somesay Jeff Anonymous (There is a tale about an Englishman called Richard Twiss who got a chamber pot named after him for slandering Ireland)
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
100% TWISTThis Will Involve Some Turning. Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
100% TWIST (2)Terpsichory Which Identified Sixties Teenagers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music
100% TWIST (3)Torque Wrench Imparts Serious Tension Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
100% TWISTEDTruly Wicked Individual Still Trying Evil Deeds Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% TWISTED (2)Turning Will Instill Style, Thus Elaborating Design Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
100% TWITCHThere's Windoze In This Computer... Help! Angela Brett
Computers:Windows
100% TWOSTo/Time (Wonderful October) Standard! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. TWOS! set: {Standard Time, Daylight Time}
Time
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
100% TYBALTTake Your Blade And Lunge Through Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Romeo and Juliet
100% TYPE THE ACRONYM HEREThank You, Please Enter Thy Handy Expansion. Anyone Can Relish Our Novel Yet Mirthful Hobby, Enter Regularly Everybody Tony McCoy O'Grady (who couldn't resist the proffered "acronym" on the submission form at http://apronyms.com/submit.php)
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
100% TYRETube, Yet Rotates Evenly Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Parts
100% TYROThis Youth Requires Orientation. Roger Williams
People & Relationships
100% TZARThis Zombie's A Ruler! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
100% TZIGANETrying Zany Iconoclast Gypsies Antics, Not Ethical Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races

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