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100% BLACKSTONEBritish Lawyer Authored "Commentaries", Keenly Saving Tomes Of Notable Expoundings. Roger Williams
Names:Famous people
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% BLACK WIDOWBegins Lunch After Coitus, Killing With Instinct During Orgasmic Withdrawal Tony McCoy O'Grady, whose wife looks stunning in black and to whom he regularly refers as his "Black Widow"
Science:Biology:Insects
100% BLADDERBilious Liquids Are Deposited Daily, Easily Released Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% BLAHBoring Lecture, All Humdrum. Angela Brett
Education:Slow Teaching
100% BLAINEBad Liver Affected Infant's Name, Evidently Angela Brett (the name Blaine comes from bla, a Gaelic word meaning "Yellow." I wonder how many babies were named Blaine because they were jaundiced.)
Names:First names:Male
100% BLAISE PASCALBlasted Little Annoyance Is Spamming Endlessly - Prison And Serving Community Are Likely! Tony McCoy O'Grady, hypothesising about Pascal's descendants becoming supercriminals
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:When good scientists go bad
100% BLAKEButtered Limas Are Keen Eating Kimberly
Names:You Are What You Eat
90% BLANK PAGEBeckoning Like A Naked K-road Prostitute... Acronymise! Generate Expansions! Angela Brett, commenting on how a blank page seems to beg to be filled with acronyms. (K-road is Auckland's red light district.)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% BLARGHBoredom Launches A Rather Good Headline Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela sent him an email with the rather uninspired subject line 'blargh.'
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
100% BLASTBomb Leaves Air Smelling Terrible Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Weapons
100% BLAST 'EMBin Laden's A Sadistic Terrorist - Evil Manifested Angela Brett, who in general doesn't advocate blasting things but wanted to demonstrate an expansion containing 'Bin Laden'
Military:War & Terrorism
100% BLAST OFFBurn Loads And Surge Through Our Fragile Firmament Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy
100% BLASTOISEBlasting Liquid Adds Speed - Third One In Squirtle Evolution Angela Brett (Blastoise is Pokemon #9)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
100% BLASTOISE (2)Being Large And Strong Triumphs Only In Some Encounters Dundee (Blastoise is Pokemon #9)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
83% BLEEPBad Language Erased to Eliminate Profanity Angela Brett, to replace some offensive acronyms which were removed from the stack.
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness
100% BLESSEDBeing Loved Especially Should Secure Eventual Deification Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
100% BLESSINGBoys Love Easy Sex Socially Identifiying Needy Girls Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% BLESTBenevolent Lord Extends Special Treatment Saint Tony McCoy O'Grady, who hopes that Blest [as searched for on the Acronyms website] is not a Pokemon character, but the older spelling of Blessed.
Religion
100% BLIMPBalloon's Lines Impede Marauding Planes TMcCO'G
Transport
100% BLINDBlighted Lifetime In Neverending Darkness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% BLINKYBothersome Little Interfering Nettlesome Koala? Yes! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
100% BLISSBecome Languid In Satisfactory Sensations Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% BLISS (2)Bodily Luxury Is Something Sublime Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% BLOCKAGEBrain's Lack Of Clarity Kiboshes A Genius's Expressions Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Jeff's ACRONYMISTS' BLOCK was cured by his EPSOM SALT acronym, and Angela pointed out that Epsom salt cures more than one type of blockage.
Words & Wordplay
100% BLOCKAGE (2)Bottom's Lack Of Clearance Keeps All Garbage Enclosed? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% BLOKEBig Lunk Of King's English Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
100% BLONDBeautiful Lady Of Nordic Descent Jan Morgan
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
100% BLOODBleeding Leaks Of Ordinary Droplets Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% BLOWBreathe Like Oral Wind Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
100% BLOW (2)Bulging Lips Offer Wind Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
100% BLOW JOBBegin Loving Orally - With Jaws Opened Broadly Tony McCoy O'Grady, after watching an 'expose' TV programme on teenage sex in England.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% BLOW MEBreathe Loving Over Willy, My Enamoured TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% BLOW MY OWN TRUMPETBrilliant Lady, One Will Meet Your Own Wishes, Now 'Thousands' Replaces Utterly Modest, Personally-Effacing 'Tons'. Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Angela suggested changing the 'Tons' in his TONY (4) with the more accurate and impressively unexaggerated 'Thouands'.
Assorted Phrases
100% BLOWN AWAY!Blimey! Loads Of Wonderful New Acronyms. Wordsmiths Adore You! Angela Brett, when Tony produced a particularly good round of acronyms.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% BLUBBERButter Lovers Usually Bloat, By Eating Relentlessly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
Food & Drink
100% BLUEBadly Lovesick? Unhappy, Emotionally... Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
100% BLUE (2)Brings Laziness Unto Extremes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
100% BLUE (3)Below Life's Usual Excitement Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% BLUE (4)Blue Lakes. Unbounded Expanses. Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
Places:Waterways
100% BLUE (5)Beautifully Laced Unique Ensemble Jan Morgan
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
Household Objects:Clothing
100% BLUEBERRY IMACBad Luck, Underfed Ethiopians... Barely Edible Repast. Return Yours, I'll Make A Casserole. Angela Brett
Computers:Do Not Eat:iMac Fruit Salad
90% BLUECURVEBudding Linux Utility Engineers Create Unix to Redhat's Vision Excellently Sean Lamb (Bluecurve is the name for RedHat's window manager; it's supposed to be "the" window manager combining features of both KDE and GNOME)
Computers:Linux
90% BLUECURVE (2)Bad Linux User Experiences Cast Uncertainty on Redhat's Very Existence Sean Lamb (Bluecurve is the name for RedHat's window manager; it's supposed to be "the" window manager combining features of both KDE and GNOME)
Computers:Linux
91% BLUE HAWAIIBalderdash Let Ukelele-playing Elvis Have Amours With Assorted Indistinguishable Ingenues. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
100% BLUE SCREEN OF DEATHBoom! Large, Useless Error Speaks Cryptic, Random Explanation. Evil Nerd Organization Fiendishly Devised Explosion At Technical Hell. Sporkmaster, who has Windows XP, doesn't have this curse, but speaks on behalf of the less fortunate.
Computers:Windows
100% BLURBritpop Leaders, Unrivalled Rockers. Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:Music:Artists
100% BLUSHBlameworthiness Looses Unwelcome Scarlet Hue Timothy Chambers
Assorted Verbs
100% BMWBreak My Wallet Rob s
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Transport:Car Makes & Models
100% BMW (2)Bigoted Multifaced Wanker John Richard Jones. This is what I think of some BMW drivers who treat other drivers as second-class.
Transport:Car Makes & Models
Transport:Drivers
83% BOASTBlatantly Overemphasise Attributes & Show-off Talents. Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
100% BOAST (2)Brag Or Avaunt, Skite Terribly Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
100% BOAST (3)Bascially, One Always Seems Terrific. Edwin Hermann
Assorted Verbs
100% BOATSBest Ones Are Trailer-Sailers Angela Brett
Transport
100% BOBBuoyant On Breakers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
100% BOBCATBegins Our Best, Cub At Teaching Jan Morgan -- Rank in Cub Scouts
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
100% BOB GELDOFBop On, Boys & Girls! (Expletive) Let's Defeat Obscene Famine Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Artists
100% BODACIOUSBody's Obviously Desirable And Curvacious - I'll Ogle Unbelievable Silhouette. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
100% BODIES'Bravery' Of Dead Is Euphemism: Stupidity! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
100% BODYBiological Organism Decaying You Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology
100% BODY PIERCINGBits Of Decorated Youths Perhaps It's Eye-Rings, Circlets In Navels/ Genitals Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories
100% BOGEYBlowholes Over Gob Exude Yuckiness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
100% BOLDBrave, Or Lavishly Daring Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% BOLIVIABolivar Originally Liberated It, Vigorous Industries & Agriculture. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% BOLLOCKSBurst Out Laughing Loudly Over Crass Knavish Smugness Tony McCoy O'Grady, when he wished to sniggeringly deride some stupid remarks which someone made.
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness
Laughter
100% BOLSTERBrace Or Lift Something To Exalted Rank Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
100% BOLTBit Of Lovely Tweed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
100% BOMBBack Off! Manipulating B*tch! PiMaster, after capitalising BOMB. (See ANGELA (8))
People & Relationships:Insults
100% BOMB (2)Bungled Once More Bigtime! Roger Williams
Military:Weapons
100% BOMBERBillions Of Megatons Bring Earthly Ruin Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military
Transport
100% BOMBSHELLBreasts Only Move Because Shaking Hips Excite Lusty Libidos Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% BONDAGEBinding, Or Nastily Delimiting Activity, Generates Excitement Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% BONDEDBaby Of New Dad Enjoys/Endures Doting Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Family
0% BONDIBlue Of New, Dreamy iMac Angela Brett... though Tony suggested 'Dashing,' rather than 'Dreamy.'
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
100% BONE CARVINGBrush On Nature's Every Canvas, And Recycle Vertebrae Into Neverending Gift Angela Brett
Art & Literature
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% BONESBroken Ones Need Elevation & Support Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
83% BONES (2)Big Osseous Neoliths Explained by Scientists Sean Lamb
Science:Biology:Body Parts
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
100% BONGSBigwigs Ordered No Gear Sales Angela Brett, after a law was passed prohibiting the sale of cannabis-smoking apparatus.
Drugs
100% BONNIEBusy One Never Needs Imagination Enthusiasm Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
100% BONNIE (2)Brain Obviously Not Navigating In Ethics Jan Morgan - someone I knew
Names:First names:Female
100% BONUSBlantantly Obvious Nude Under Sedation Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% BONUS (2)Barrage Of Nonsense Undermine Superiority Dundee
Commerce
100% BONUS (3)Bankable Overtime Notches Up Salary Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
100% BONUS (4)Bastard Owners Negating Union Sacrifice W. Kline
Commerce:Money
100% BONUS (5)Because One Needs Uplifted Salary Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce:Money
100% BOOBBounces Out Of Bra Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% BOOBY TRAPBreasts Outrageously Overflowing Brassiers Young Teenagers Reveal At Parties Rico Leffanta
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
100% BOOGERBasic Opening Offers Green Excretion - Revolting Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
100% BOOKBound Outlet Of Knowledge Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature
Education
100% BOOKCASEBound Outlet Of Knowledge, Contents Are Sometimes Engrossing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Furniture
100% BOOK OF MORMONBasic Objective Of Keystone, Original Features, Memories Of Residents, Migrates Over Nation Jan Morgan - History Lessons
Religion
Art & Literature:Book Titles
100% BOOKS IN THE BIBLEBorn Out Of Knowledge Scarcity, It's Necessary To Have Everyone Believing Inscriptions... Ban Looking Elsewhere. Angela Brett
Religion:Bible books
100% BOOSTBurning Oxygen Offers Super Thrust Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Physics
100% BORACHIOBraggart's Obedient Ruse Arouses Complete Havoc Involving Others Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Much Ado About Nothing
100% BORDERSBooks (Obviously), Records, DVDs, Even Refreshments Sold Robert Anonymous
Commerce:Companies
Art & Literature
100% BOREDBecoming Overly Reposed - Experience Depression Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% BORED IN CLASSBecause Of Really Elementary, Dull Instruction, Now Completing Latest Acronyms Stack. See? Angela Brett, who was getting ACRONYMS 2.2 ready for release during a boring class, and had to think of an acronym to import so that the stack would know it had Update List Grape.
Education:Slow Teaching
100% BOREDOMBrain On Recess, Extreme Disuse Of Mind. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% BORGBloody Organism, Robotically Genocidal Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
100% BORG (2)Bloody 'Orrible Robotic Guys! Gavin Lambert
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
100% BORG QUEENBeautiful Or Really Gruesome? Questions Usually Entail Excess Notionalising Gavin Lambert
Politics:Royalty
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
100% BORINGBreaking (Operating Rotary Instruments) New Ground Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
100% BORN FOR THE PORCHBeing Of Restful Nature, Find Oneself Returning To Hammock Everytime. Perhaps One Relishes Calm Happiness TMcCO'G - who hopes he has grasped the meaning being sought by the person who searched for this phrase.
Assorted Phrases
100% BORN FREEBreatifully Outlined Romantic Novel Featured Rapidly Endangered Environment Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to Joy Adamson's book about a pride of lions in Africa.
Art & Literature:Book Titles
88% BOROMIRBravery Obliges Risk-taking; One Mistake Incurs Ruin Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
71% BORONBelievers Opine (it's) Requirement in One's Nutrition. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% BOSBat Outta Shell BOS = Base Operating System (IBM). The kernel of AIX and the programs that consist of a base install are included in the BOS.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
94% BOSNIA & HERZEGOVINABasically One Small Neck Is Adriatic, However Extensive Rural Zones Ethnically-cleansed . Grisly Obscene Violence Is Now Abated. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% BOSSBags Over-Sized Salary Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
100% BOSS (2)Big Overseer, Sometimes Surly Mick Bridgstock
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
100% BOSTONBay Of Spilt Tea - Oh No! Angela Brett
History
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
100% BOSTON (2)Beans On Soggy Toast - Oh No! Tony McCoy O'Grady (Boston is the home of Boston Baked Beans - a recipe involving haricot beans, a piece of ham, treacle, brown sugar, tomato puree and 4 hours in an oven.)
Food & Drink
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
100% BOTHBliss Of Togetherness, Hurrah! joybutton
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% BOTH BRAINCELLS KILLEDBump On The Head Brings Really Awful Injuries, Now Can't Even Lift Legs. Some Knowledge Is Lost - Longterm Effect's Death. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% BOTOXBrought On To Ongoing Xaminations Dennis Carr
Drugs
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
100% BOTSWANABushmen Of The South Who Are Nomadic Africans. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% BOTTLEBlacked Out, Turned Turtle, Lying Expressionless Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs
100% BOTTOMBig Orifices Treat Tons Of Merde! Mary Carr/Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% BOTTOM LINEBasis Of Trade - To Operate Many Lines Is Needless Expense Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
100% BOTTOM QUARKBest Of The Theories Of Matter? Quite Unlikely Anyone Really Knows Angela Brett ('Bottom' is one of the six types of QUARK, along with UP QUARK, DOWN QUARK, STRANGE QUARK, CHARM QUARK and TOP QUARK... at least, that's the prevailing wisdom so far.)
Science:Physics:Particles
100% BOTUSFLEMINGBefore Operation The Urbane Surgeon Feels Like Extracting Mucus (Including Nasal Gloop) Tony McCoy O'Grady (Botusfleming is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'A small, long-handled steel trowel used by surgeons to remove the contents of a patient's nostrils prior to a sinus operation.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
100% BOUNCESBrassiered Orbs Under Nicely Contrived Elastic Supports Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% BOUNDARIESBorders Of Unpleasant Neighbours Demand Agreement. Recognized Indicator Ensures Serenity Tony McCoy/Hatfield
Places
100% BOUNTIFULBenefits Our Unit Nicely To Introduce Full Understanding, Life Jan Morgan -- City in Utah
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
100% BOUQUETBottles (Of Unusual Quality) Usually Exude Tannins TMcCO'G
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
100% BOURBONBooze Our Uncle Relays Barefoot Obligating Nightcaps Rico Leffanta, from when bourbon was "home brew" which barefoot hillbillies ran around delivering, especially during prohibition. Of course, it was always someone's "uncle", and a delivery included the "nightcap" to ensure the brew was true.
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
100% BOVINEBeasts Obscuring View In Nature's Environment Tony McCoy O'Greenspace
Science:Biology:Animals
100% BOWELBack Off... Wind Emission Likely. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% BOWELSBottom Often Will Evacuate Liquids & Solids Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% BOWLINGBalls Occupy Waxed Lanes, Ideally; Not Gutters. Roger Williams
Sports & Recreation
100% BOWMANBent Over Weapons, Many Arrows Needed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military
100% BOXERSBalls (Of XY-Endowed) Readily Swing Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
86% BOXERS (2)Brains Often X-rayed - Extremely Repugnant 'Sportsmen' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
100% BOXINGBoys Outmaneuver Xena In Nailing Girls Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
100% BOXING DAYBustle Of Xmas Is Now Gone, Discounts Await You Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions
100% BOYFRIENDBrag Of Your First Romance... It's Everlasting, No Doubt. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% BOY SCOUTBasically Offers You Sex Camping Outdoors Under Tent Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
91% BOYS IN BLUEBattling On Your Side - It's Not Bad Luck Unless (you're) Evil. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
100% BOYZONEBand Of Youths, Zero (Or Nil) Expertise Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Artists
100% BRABreast-Restraining Apparatus Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
100% BRA (2)Breasts Remodelled/ Accentuated Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
100% BRA (3)Breast Realignment Appliance Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
100% BRADLEYBoy, Really Active, Does Love Experiencing Youth Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
100% BRAD SAYSBully's Rough Advice Doesn't Summon A 'Yes, Sir!' Angela Brett
People & Relationships
92% BRAHMAGUPTABrilliant Reasoning in Astronomy, Helped Mathematics And Geometry. Understood Progressions, Triangles & Areas. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians

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