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APRONYMS BY TIMOTHY CHAMBERS
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100% ARITHMETICA Really Irritating Task Humans Must Endure 'Til It Calculates. Timothy Chambers
Science:Mathematics
100% BLUSHBlameworthiness Looses Unwelcome Scarlet Hue Timothy Chambers
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100% DEATH (4)Delights End At This Hour. Timothy Chambers
People & Relationships:Death
100% EXAMSEvery "X" Attenuates My Score. Timothy Chambers
Education
100% HOPEHeart's Optimism Preserves Enthusiasm Timothy Chambers
People & Relationships:Emotions
0% PROCLUSParallel Rays' Omnipresent Closeness Levels Uncertainty [Sic]. Timothy Chambers (Proclus erroneously proved the parallel postulate by assuming that parallel lines are equidistant.)
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
100% PROCRASTINATEPlease Realize Our Chores Really Are Stupidly Tedious -- *I'll* Never Accomplish Them Efficiently. Timothy Chambers
Assorted Verbs
100% RACISMReally Asinine Creed Immolates So Many. Timothy Chambers
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
100% SEX (3)Seriously Erogenous Xanadu Timothy Chambers
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% SILVER (3)Substance, In Light, Very Easily Reflects. Timothy Chambers
Science:Chemistry:Elements