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Loose apronyms:
Perfect Apronyms OnlyAll Apronyms
ADULTERYAdults Doing Unlawful, Lustful Things - Exploring Repressed Yearnings Tony McCoy O'Grady
ADULTERY (2)Absolute Denial, Undermining Love Trust, Explicit Reprehensible Yarns Jan Morgan
AGONYAffair Going On Near You Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Emotions
AMOR VINCET OMNIAAny Memory Of Romance Vicariously Ignites Natural Conceptions Embracing Two Opportune Mates Needing Imagined Ardour Rico Leffanta
Assorted Phrases
APHRODITEApproaching Penis Harbours Rapturous Orgasms Divinely Imparted To Eros Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
ARCHERYArrows Rarely Cross Hearts - Excepting (Romantically) Yours Rico Leffanta
BABEBare A Breast Everyday Rico Leffanta
BAFFLEBoy Adored For Finding Love Elsewhere Rico Leffanta, to go with WAFFLE
BALLASTBalancing Any Love Lost Against Sex Tonight Rico Leffanta
BEDCOVERBasic Esprit De Corps Offers Virgins Eventual Repentance Rico Leffanta
Household Objects
BESTIALITYBeing Enslaved Sexually To Indecent Animal 'Loving' Is Totally Yucky Tony McCoy O'Grady
BESTIALITY (2)Beasts Enjoy Sex Too! If Animal Likes It, Treat Yourself. Angela Brett (don't believe everything you read.)
BILL CLINTONBill Is Lusty Leader: Constantly Lets Interns' Nether Territories Overshadow Nation Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
BIRDS AND BEES (2)Birth & Inception Rarely Discussed Sometimes Arouses Needless Dithering. Be Explicit & Explain Sexuality Tony McCoy O'Grady
BIRDS AND BEES (3)Being Irish, Reserved Daughter's Sexual Awakening Naturally Demands Biology Education Embarrassing Sheila. Tony McCoy O'Grady
BLESSINGBoys Love Easy Sex Socially Identifiying Needy Girls Rico Leffanta
BLOW JOBBegin Loving Orally - With Jaws Opened Broadly Tony McCoy O'Grady, after watching an 'expose' TV programme on teenage sex in England.
BLOW MEBreathe Loving Over Willy, My Enamoured TMcCO'G
BOMBSHELLBreasts Only Move Because Shaking Hips Excite Lusty Libidos Rico Leffanta
BONDAGEBinding, Or Nastily Delimiting Activity, Generates Excitement Tony McCoy O'Grady
BONUSBlantantly Obvious Nude Under Sedation Rico Leffanta
BOTHBliss Of Togetherness, Hurrah! joybutton
BOUNCESBrassiered Orbs Under Nicely Contrived Elastic Supports Rico Leffanta
BOYFRIENDBrag Of Your First Romance... It's Everlasting, No Doubt. Angela Brett
BREWBeer Revolts Every Woman Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
BROKEN HEARTBeloved Romeo Often Kissed Enchantingly, Now He's Ended Amorous Relationship Tearfully. Angela Brett
BUTCHBabe Union Threatening Cats Howling Rico Leffanta
BUTTERFINGERSBoys Usually Try To Explore Romance Flirting Innocently Nice Girls Eventually Respond Senselessly Rico Leffanta
CAMILLAGATECould A Man In Love Leave Another Girl... And The Empire? Angela Brett, referring to the 1993 'Camillagate' scandal involving secretly recorded phone conversations between Prince Charles and Camilla Parker-Bowles.
CASANOVACast A Shadow And Never Offer Virgins Asylum! Rico Leffanta
CATULLUSCan't Anyone Tell Useless Love Leaves Us Senseless? Rico Leffanta
CELEBICelebrity Evidently Loves Every Body, Inclusively Tony McCoy O'Grady, who doesn't know what "celebi" is, or means, but sees a possiblity in the idea of "celebrity bi-sexual" having a word all it's own. (Celebi was an unsuccessful search term featured on, and is actually a Pokemon)
CENSORSHIPCan Expect No Submissions On Rude Subjects Have Immediate Placement Angela Brett
CHASEDChooses Her Amours So Each Discovers Rico Leffanta
CHASTEChooses Her Amours So They'll Engage Rico Leffanta
CIGARCan I Generate A Reaction? Tony McCoy O'Grady, regarding the Clinton/Lewinsky sex scandal
CLITORISCute Lump Is Tickled Often - Result: Intense Sensations TMcCO'G
Science:Biology:Body Parts
COALESCECome On And Let's Embrace Some Coupling Exercises Rico Leffanta
COMMITMENT AND RELIABILITYCan't Offer Much, Miss... I'm Typical Male. Each Night Together Adds No Definite Relationship Endurance. Lust Is A Brilliant Idea, Love Is Too Yucky. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
CONCUPISCENCEConflicting Onus Never Concedes Until Penetration Invades Sentiments Compromising Emotional Nuances Causing Eviction Rico Leffanta
CONDOMContraceptive Often Needs Deploying Over Member Tony McCoy O'Grady, after watching an 'expose' TV programme on teenage sex in England.
CONGRESS (2)Copulation, Otherwise Narcissistic Group Repealing Even Social Security? Jeff Anonymous, discussing two connotations of the word "congress," excepting "opposite of progress."
COVER GIRLComes Over Very Erotically, Rudely Grinning In Randy Lingerie Tony McCoy O'Grady
CUDDLEChildren Usually Do Discover Love Exists Rico Leffanta
CUDDLE (2)Curb Unholy Desires, Discover Love Emotionally. Angela Brett
CUPIDCreates Ultimate Passions In Duos Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
DARLING (2)Dear And Respected Lover In Nude Gymnastics Tony McCoy O'Grady
DARLING (4)Dearest Amour, Real Love Is Never Gone. Angela Brett
DATEDinner Advancing The Entertainment Rico Leffanta
DATESDo Anything To Escape Situation Rico Leffanta
DEARTHDoes Every Asset Represent The Hole? Rico Leffanta
DEBACLEDoing Everything Because A Clitoris Loves Excitement Rico Leffanta
DIRTY"Doing It" Repeatedly - To Yourself! Angela Brett
DISCIPLINEDutifully I Surrender Control - If Punishment Looms I'm Naughtily Excited Tony McCoy O'Grady
DISHABILLEDressing In Slippers Hoping Any Body In Love Loves Eurythmics Rico Leffanta
DIVINGDribbling In Vulvas Incites Naked Girls Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
DOGMADumping Old Girlfriend Mother Approved Rico Leffanta
DUDE'S BLUFFDon't Understand Dames? Exhibit Shyness, But Liquor Up Front First! Rico Leffanta
ECSTASYExtremely Challanging Sexual Technique Always Satisfies You Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
EQUIVOCALEmpirical Queen Uttering Indecent Virginal Orchestrations Climaxing Amoral Love Rico Leffanta
EROGENOUS ZONESEasement Recognition Of Generic Erections Navigating Obstacles Usually Surrounding Zucchini Outlets Needing Extra Stuffing Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Body Parts
ESSEXEnglish Slags Selling Erotic 'Xperiences TMcCO'G - "Essex Girl" is a wellknown expression in England.
EVERY GIRL IN JERSEYEven Virgins Envisage Raw Young Girls In Routine Life In New Jersey Enjoying Rough Sex Every Year Chris Kjelgaard
FACTSFreddie Always Comes Too Soon Rico Leffanta
FELLATIOFeeling Energetic? Laps Love Affection Testing Intercourse Orally Rico Leffanta
FETISHFinding Eroticism Through Item's Strange Hold Tony McCoy O'Grady
FIDELITYFavouring In Decent Exposure Love Issued To You Rico Leffanta
FLAWS (3)First Love All Went South. Rob Rix
FLIPSIDEFraternal Love In Progress Sometimes Incorporating Digital Explorations Rico Leffanta
FLIRTFuture Lover Is Really Trying Angela Brett
FLIRT (2)Feel Like I'm Romantic Topgun Angela Brett
FLIRTINGFeel Like I'm Ready To Investigate New Guys/Girls Angela Brett, while pondering the difference between flirting and ordinary conversation.
FLOWERFellow's Love Of Woman Expressed Romantically Angela Brett
FONDLINGFake Orgasm Nerds Dont Leave Involved Naked Girls Rico Leffanta
FOOL (2)Fell Out Of Love Angela Brett
FORUM POST (2)Full Of Romance? Use Missionary Position On Sexual Trysts! Tony McCoy O'Grady, pretending the Acronyms forums are sex-oriented.
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Page Titles
FOUR OFFSPRINGFew Of Us Refrain Or Forego Frolicsome Sensuous Petting - Resulting In New Generation! Tony McCoy O'Grady, after BRAT! asking, 'how does one manage FOUR OFFSPRING without petting?'
FREE LOVEFor Relaxed Erotic Enjoyment & Lots Of Venereal Experiences Tony McCasanova O'Grady
FUDGE (2)Fully Unequalled Dessert Generates Ecstasy Sean Lamb (Chocolates are said to have an aphrodisiac effect on some people...)
Food & Drink:Confectionery
GAMUTSGirls Appraise Men Under The Sheets Rico Leffanta
GANDERGiving A Nudge Dames Excitedly Reject Rico Leffanta
GIRLS DON'T LIKE BOYS, GIRLS LIKE CARS AND MONEY.Get It Right, Lads! She Doesn't Only Need True Love (I Know Everyone Believes Only Your Soul's Goodness Is Really Likeable) She Likes Incredible Kit, Excess Capital And Racing Spoilers. All Now Demand Men Owe Nothing Except Yabber. Angela Brett, who disagrees with this lyric from 'Boys and Girls' by Good Charlotte.
GOODNIGHTS"Getting Off" On Doorstep, Now I Grope Her Thighs Sexily Tony McCoy O'Grady
HANDY HINTHer Answers Never Deny You'll Have Intercourse Next Time Rico Leffanta
HEART (3)Holds Emotion And Romantic Thoughts? Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HOHer Orthodontist Handily Overcame Heated Objections Hindering Oral Hygiene Originally Hampering Orgasms Happily Obtained Helping Old Hermits Over Humps On Holiday Outings Rico Leffanta
HONEY (2)Hot Orgasmic Neighbour Excites You! Tony McCoy O'Grady
HOOKERHarlot Often Offers Kerbside Erotic Rendezvous Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
HOT (2)Honey On Toast Chelsea Reid, who responded, "Honey on toast?" when her mother refered to her boyfriend as 'Honey.' Being only three and a half, Chelsea probably doesn't realise it's an acronym for another possible description of this 'honey.'
HOT AND SEXYHumans Openly Titillated, Aroused, Naughty During Sex - Even Xenophobic Yanks Chris Kjelgaard
HUGHold Unforgettable Guy/Gal Jan Morgan
HULAHappy Undulating Lustful Acts Rico Leffanta
HUNCHHope Uncle Never Catches Her Rico Leffanta
HUNGRILYHe Uncovers Nude Genitals, Revealing Intense Lustful Yearnings Angela Brett
I AM IN LOVEIt's A Miracle! (I'm Not Lazarus, Only Very Emotional.) Angela Brett
IF MUSIC BE THE FOOD OF LOVEIn Fervid Moments Use Stringed Instruments Creatively. By Encouraging The (Hopefully) Erotic Fervour Of One's Dearest, One Fires Lots Of Venereal Emotions Tony McCoy O'Grady
I LOVE YOU (2)I Live On Valuing Everything You Output, Unconditionally. Angela Brett
I LOVE YOU TOOInvoluntarily Lips Open, Venting Emotions You've Often Uttered (Through Obligation Only?) Angela Brett
IMPLOREIgnorant Men Pleading Love Offers Romance Eternally Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
IMPOTENTI Mightn't Perform On Time Every Night, Temptress! Angela Brett
INCESTIntergenerational Nookie Compromises Extreme Sexual Taboos. Angela Brett and Steve Keate
INCEST (2)Intrafamilial Natality Can End So Tragically Angela Brett
INCEST (3)Inbreeding Never Causes Embarrassing Sexual Transmissions Bern Dell
INCEST (4)I Now Consummate Erotic Sibling's Trysts Tony McCoy O'Grady
INEPTIndulgent Nymph Exciting Peeping Toms Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
IN HEATIntercourse Needed Having Erotic Astronomical Temperatures Rico Leffanta
INHIBITIONI Never Have Imbibed Beverages Intended To Inebriate Ostentatious Nymphomaniacs Rico Leffanta
INNUENDON'TIt's Not Naughty Unless Explicitly Nasty, Decency & Openness Not Threatened Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to PORNOTGRAPHIC. This means that Pornotgraphy would be visual, while Innuendon't would be aural. The Pornotgraphy has overtones of photography in there also.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
INTENSITYInitial Nude Tryst Elicits Nervousness... Should I Touch You? Angela Brett
IN YOUR DREAMSI'm Next - You Offered Us Reciprocal Delightful Rubbing, Expressed As "Massage Swapping" Tony McCoy O'Grady, when he defended MASSAGE THERAPY (3) (Which Patricia thought more suited to a massage parlour - see DIFFERENTLY WELL) by saying "I was thinking a couple massaging each other in turns and finding it arousing." Patricia responded with, "But surely, only the first person to be massaged actually gets a massage! Do an acronym on that subject, please." Tony suggested that they can take it in turns, which prompted Patricia to give '"In Your Dreams" as the candidate for expansion.
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
ITIntensive Touching Tony McCoy O'Grady. Angela had quoted a student telling a friend to 'do it in the Mac lab.' Tony asked whether these two students were of opposite sexes, to which Angela replied that they weren't thinking of doing *it*, probably just doing I.T.
JUICYJointly Uncovering Interrupted Coition Yields Rico Leffanta
Assorted Adjectives
KISSKinkiness Is Sharing Saliva. Angela Brett
KISS (2)Kind Intentions Sweetly Seduce Dustan Dowsing, 'cause he's missing them =](:
KISS (3)Kinetic Instinctive Smile Smudge Rico Leffanta
KISS (4)Kind Intimate Sweet Submission Jan Morgan
KNOCKED UPKnowing Nothing Of Carnal Knowledge, Encounter's Disastrous - Unwanted Pregnancy! TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Family
LADDERLying Against Dormer Denotes Elopement? Rather! Patricia Rix
Household Objects
LAP DANCELeggy & Attractive (Poorly Dressed) Arousing Naughty Chaps Excitement Tony McCoy O'Grady
LIELove Is Eternal Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Thoughts:Misconceptions
LOLLovely Orgiastic Lovemaking Tony McCoy O'Grady. Angela couldn't be bothered going to her bedroom for something, so Tony replied "When you marry things may change," to which Angela replied with a LOL (laughing out loud.) Tony responded with the new meaning for LOL. :)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms:Conversational
LOSERLover Of Someone Emerges Resentful Tony McCoy O'Grady
LOVELife's One Vital Emotion Angela Brett

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