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Loose apronyms:
Perfect Apronyms OnlyAll Apronyms
100% ADULTERYAdults Doing Unlawful, Lustful Things - Exploring Repressed Yearnings Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% ADULTERY (2)Absolute Denial, Undermining Love Trust, Explicit Reprehensible Yarns Jan Morgan
100% AGONYAffair Going On Near You Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% AMOR VINCET OMNIAAny Memory Of Romance Vicariously Ignites Natural Conceptions Embracing Two Opportune Mates Needing Imagined Ardour Rico Leffanta
Assorted Phrases
100% APHRODITEApproaching Penis Harbours Rapturous Orgasms Divinely Imparted To Eros Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
100% ARCHERYArrows Rarely Cross Hearts - Excepting (Romantically) Yours Rico Leffanta
100% BABEBare A Breast Everyday Rico Leffanta
100% BAFFLEBoy Adored For Finding Love Elsewhere Rico Leffanta, to go with WAFFLE
100% BALLASTBalancing Any Love Lost Against Sex Tonight Rico Leffanta
100% BEDCOVERBasic Esprit De Corps Offers Virgins Eventual Repentance Rico Leffanta
Household Objects
100% BESTIALITYBeing Enslaved Sexually To Indecent Animal 'Loving' Is Totally Yucky Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% BESTIALITY (2)Beasts Enjoy Sex Too! If Animal Likes It, Treat Yourself. Angela Brett (don't believe everything you read.)
100% BILL CLINTONBill Is Lusty Leader: Constantly Lets Interns' Nether Territories Overshadow Nation Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
92% BIRDS AND BEESBloke's Inadequate Redfaced Discussion (with) Son, Awkwardly Noting Differences Between Each & Every Sexuality. Angela Brett
100% BIRDS AND BEES (2)Birth & Inception Rarely Discussed Sometimes Arouses Needless Dithering. Be Explicit & Explain Sexuality Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% BIRDS AND BEES (3)Being Irish, Reserved Daughter's Sexual Awakening Naturally Demands Biology Education Embarrassing Sheila. Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% BLESSINGBoys Love Easy Sex Socially Identifiying Needy Girls Rico Leffanta
100% BLOW JOBBegin Loving Orally - With Jaws Opened Broadly Tony McCoy O'Grady, after watching an 'expose' TV programme on teenage sex in England.
100% BLOW MEBreathe Loving Over Willy, My Enamoured TMcCO'G
100% BOMBSHELLBreasts Only Move Because Shaking Hips Excite Lusty Libidos Rico Leffanta
100% BONDAGEBinding, Or Nastily Delimiting Activity, Generates Excitement Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% BONUSBlantantly Obvious Nude Under Sedation Rico Leffanta
100% BOTHBliss Of Togetherness, Hurrah! joybutton
100% BOUNCESBrassiered Orbs Under Nicely Contrived Elastic Supports Rico Leffanta
100% BOYFRIENDBrag Of Your First Romance... It's Everlasting, No Doubt. Angela Brett
100% BREWBeer Revolts Every Woman Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
100% BROKEN HEARTBeloved Romeo Often Kissed Enchantingly, Now He's Ended Amorous Relationship Tearfully. Angela Brett
100% BUTCHBabe Union Threatening Cats Howling Rico Leffanta
100% BUTTERFINGERSBoys Usually Try To Explore Romance Flirting Innocently Nice Girls Eventually Respond Senselessly Rico Leffanta
100% CAMILLAGATECould A Man In Love Leave Another Girl... And The Empire? Angela Brett, referring to the 1993 'Camillagate' scandal involving secretly recorded phone conversations between Prince Charles and Camilla Parker-Bowles.
88% CAMP FOXCourtesan's A Military Prostitute - Financed Outta X-factor Tony McCoy O'Grady - who just discovered that British service personnel are paid an 'X-factor' to compensate for the disruptions and disadvantages of life in the armed forces..... and thought "what better way for a soldier to spend his X-factor than on a Camp Follower - maybe even a foxy one.
92% CAN I SMACK YOUCouple Are Newly Into Sado-Masochism & Although Comfortably Kinky, Yet (are) Obviously Understated TMcCO'G
100% CASANOVACast A Shadow And Never Offer Virgins Asylum! Rico Leffanta
100% CATULLUSCan't Anyone Tell Useless Love Leaves Us Senseless? Rico Leffanta
100% CELEBICelebrity Evidently Loves Every Body, Inclusively Tony McCoy O'Grady, who doesn't know what "celebi" is, or means, but sees a possiblity in the idea of "celebrity bi-sexual" having a word all it's own. (Celebi was an unsuccessful search term featured on, and is actually a Pokemon)
100% CENSORSHIPCan Expect No Submissions On Rude Subjects Have Immediate Placement Angela Brett
100% CHASEDChooses Her Amours So Each Discovers Rico Leffanta
100% CHASTEChooses Her Amours So They'll Engage Rico Leffanta
86% CHERRYCannot Have Experienced Rumpy-pumpy Relationships Yet Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% CIGARCan I Generate A Reaction? Tony McCoy O'Grady, regarding the Clinton/Lewinsky sex scandal
100% CLITORISCute Lump Is Tickled Often - Result: Intense Sensations TMcCO'G
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% COALESCECome On And Let's Embrace Some Coupling Exercises Rico Leffanta
100% COMMITMENT AND RELIABILITYCan't Offer Much, Miss... I'm Typical Male. Each Night Together Adds No Definite Relationship Endurance. Lust Is A Brilliant Idea, Love Is Too Yucky. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
100% CONCUPISCENCEConflicting Onus Never Concedes Until Penetration Invades Sentiments Compromising Emotional Nuances Causing Eviction Rico Leffanta
100% CONDOMContraceptive Often Needs Deploying Over Member Tony McCoy O'Grady, after watching an 'expose' TV programme on teenage sex in England.
86% CONDOM (2)Cover Often Necessary for Dirty Old Men. Angela Brett
100% CONGRESS (2)Copulation, Otherwise Narcissistic Group Repealing Even Social Security? Jeff Anonymous, discussing two connotations of the word "congress," excepting "opposite of progress."
100% COVER GIRLComes Over Very Erotically, Rudely Grinning In Randy Lingerie Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% CUDDLEChildren Usually Do Discover Love Exists Rico Leffanta
100% CUDDLE (2)Curb Unholy Desires, Discover Love Emotionally. Angela Brett
100% CUPIDCreates Ultimate Passions In Duos Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
88% DARLINGDo Acronyms Really Lead Incisors to Need Grinding? Angela Brett, when Tony gritted his teeth when she addressed him as 'Darling' in KEYBOARD
100% DARLING (2)Dear And Respected Lover In Nude Gymnastics Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% DARLING (4)Dearest Amour, Real Love Is Never Gone. Angela Brett
100% DATEDinner Advancing The Entertainment Rico Leffanta
100% DATESDo Anything To Escape Situation Rico Leffanta
100% DEARTHDoes Every Asset Represent The Hole? Rico Leffanta
100% DEBACLEDoing Everything Because A Clitoris Loves Excitement Rico Leffanta
94% DIFFERENTLY WELLDon't Immediately Find Fault... Each Rudeness, Each Not-Totally-Like-You-ness Will Enhance Lecherous Luxury Angela Brett, after Patricia responded to Tony's MASSAGE THERAPY (3) with, "You are brilliant, though sick!" and Tony replied, "I'm not sick, just 'differently well'"
100% DIRTY"Doing It" Repeatedly - To Yourself! Angela Brett
100% DISCIPLINEDutifully I Surrender Control - If Punishment Looms I'm Naughtily Excited Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% DISHABILLEDressing In Slippers Hoping Any Body In Love Loves Eurythmics Rico Leffanta
100% DIVINGDribbling In Vulvas Incites Naked Girls Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
100% DOGMADumping Old Girlfriend Mother Approved Rico Leffanta
94% DRUNKEN FUMBLINGSDire Results Usually Not Knowingly Expected. Non-sober Fornication Usually Means Boy Leaves Impregnated Naive Girl Saddened Tony McCoy O'Grady, after watching an 'expose' TV programme on teenage sex in England.
100% DUDE'S BLUFFDon't Understand Dames? Exhibit Shyness, But Liquor Up Front First! Rico Leffanta
100% ECSTASYExtremely Challanging Sexual Technique Always Satisfies You Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% EQUIVOCALEmpirical Queen Uttering Indecent Virginal Orchestrations Climaxing Amoral Love Rico Leffanta
100% EROGENOUS ZONESEasement Recognition Of Generic Erections Navigating Obstacles Usually Surrounding Zucchini Outlets Needing Extra Stuffing Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% ESSEXEnglish Slags Selling Erotic 'Xperiences TMcCO'G - "Essex Girl" is a wellknown expression in England.
100% EVERY GIRL IN JERSEYEven Virgins Envisage Raw Young Girls In Routine Life In New Jersey Enjoying Rough Sex Every Year Chris Kjelgaard
100% FACTSFreddie Always Comes Too Soon Rico Leffanta
100% FELLATIOFeeling Energetic? Laps Love Affection Testing Intercourse Orally Rico Leffanta
100% FETISHFinding Eroticism Through Item's Strange Hold Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% FIDELITYFavouring In Decent Exposure Love Issued To You Rico Leffanta
100% FLAWS (3)First Love All Went South. Rob Rix
100% FLIPSIDEFraternal Love In Progress Sometimes Incorporating Digital Explorations Rico Leffanta
100% FLIRTFuture Lover Is Really Trying Angela Brett
100% FLIRT (2)Feel Like I'm Romantic Topgun Angela Brett
100% FLIRTINGFeel Like I'm Ready To Investigate New Guys/Girls Angela Brett, while pondering the difference between flirting and ordinary conversation.
100% FLOWERFellow's Love Of Woman Expressed Romantically Angela Brett
100% FONDLINGFake Orgasm Nerds Dont Leave Involved Naked Girls Rico Leffanta
100% FOOL (2)Fell Out Of Love Angela Brett
90% FORNICATEFrequency Of Rumpy-pumpy's Nice If Couple Are Terribly Excited TMcCO'G
100% FORUM POST (2)Full Of Romance? Use Missionary Position On Sexual Trysts! Tony McCoy O'Grady, pretending the Acronyms forums are sex-oriented.
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Page Titles
100% FOUR OFFSPRINGFew Of Us Refrain Or Forego Frolicsome Sensuous Petting - Resulting In New Generation! Tony McCoy O'Grady, after BRAT! asking, 'how does one manage FOUR OFFSPRING without petting?'
100% FREE LOVEFor Relaxed Erotic Enjoyment & Lots Of Venereal Experiences Tony McCasanova O'Grady
91% FRENCH KISSFrantic Romantic Encounter Nightly, Can Herald Kinky Introduction to Steamy Sex Angela Brett/Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% FUDGE (2)Fully Unequalled Dessert Generates Ecstasy Sean Lamb (Chocolates are said to have an aphrodisiac effect on some people...)
Food & Drink:Confectionery
89% GADABOUTGuys And Dolls Are Browsing On-line Using Teasers Rico Leffanta
100% GAMUTSGirls Appraise Men Under The Sheets Rico Leffanta
100% GANDERGiving A Nudge Dames Excitedly Reject Rico Leffanta
92% GIRLFRIENDSGet Into Relationships Looking For Romance? I Evidently Need Drawn-out Seduction Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% GIRLS DON'T LIKE BOYS, GIRLS LIKE CARS AND MONEY.Get It Right, Lads! She Doesn't Only Need True Love (I Know Everyone Believes Only Your Soul's Goodness Is Really Likeable) She Likes Incredible Kit, Excess Capital And Racing Spoilers. All Now Demand Men Owe Nothing Except Yabber. Angela Brett, who disagrees with this lyric from 'Boys and Girls' by Good Charlotte.
100% GOODNIGHTS"Getting Off" On Doorstep, Now I Grope Her Thighs Sexily Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% HANDY HINTHer Answers Never Deny You'll Have Intercourse Next Time Rico Leffanta
100% HEART (3)Holds Emotion And Romantic Thoughts? Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HOHer Orthodontist Handily Overcame Heated Objections Hindering Oral Hygiene Originally Hampering Orgasms Happily Obtained Helping Old Hermits Over Humps On Holiday Outings Rico Leffanta
100% HONEY (2)Hot Orgasmic Neighbour Excites You! Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% HOOKERHarlot Often Offers Kerbside Erotic Rendezvous Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
83% HORNYHard-On Raging for Nubile Youth Steve Keate
100% HOT (2)Honey On Toast Chelsea Reid, who responded, "Honey on toast?" when her mother refered to her boyfriend as 'Honey.' Being only three and a half, Chelsea probably doesn't realise it's an acronym for another possible description of this 'honey.'
100% HOT AND SEXYHumans Openly Titillated, Aroused, Naughty During Sex - Even Xenophobic Yanks Chris Kjelgaard
100% HUGHold Unforgettable Guy/Gal Jan Morgan
100% HULAHappy Undulating Lustful Acts Rico Leffanta
100% HUNCHHope Uncle Never Catches Her Rico Leffanta
100% HUNGRILYHe Uncovers Nude Genitals, Revealing Intense Lustful Yearnings Angela Brett
100% I AM IN LOVEIt's A Miracle! (I'm Not Lazarus, Only Very Emotional.) Angela Brett
100% IF MUSIC BE THE FOOD OF LOVEIn Fervid Moments Use Stringed Instruments Creatively. By Encouraging The (Hopefully) Erotic Fervour Of One's Dearest, One Fires Lots Of Venereal Emotions Tony McCoy O'Grady
89% I LOVE YOUIt's Like On Valentine's, Except Year-round. Overused Utterance. Angela Brett
100% I LOVE YOU (2)I Live On Valuing Everything You Output, Unconditionally. Angela Brett
100% I LOVE YOU TOOInvoluntarily Lips Open, Venting Emotions You've Often Uttered (Through Obligation Only?) Angela Brett
100% IMPLOREIgnorant Men Pleading Love Offers Romance Eternally Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
100% IMPOTENTI Mightn't Perform On Time Every Night, Temptress! Angela Brett
100% INCESTIntergenerational Nookie Compromises Extreme Sexual Taboos. Angela Brett and Steve Keate
100% INCEST (2)Intrafamilial Natality Can End So Tragically Angela Brett
100% INCEST (3)Inbreeding Never Causes Embarrassing Sexual Transmissions Bern Dell
100% INCEST (4)I Now Consummate Erotic Sibling's Trysts Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% INEPTIndulgent Nymph Exciting Peeping Toms Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% IN HEATIntercourse Needed Having Erotic Astronomical Temperatures Rico Leffanta
100% INHIBITIONI Never Have Imbibed Beverages Intended To Inebriate Ostentatious Nymphomaniacs Rico Leffanta
100% INNUENDON'TIt's Not Naughty Unless Explicitly Nasty, Decency & Openness Not Threatened Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to PORNOTGRAPHIC. This means that Pornotgraphy would be visual, while Innuendon't would be aural. The Pornotgraphy has overtones of photography in there also.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
100% INTENSITYInitial Nude Tryst Elicits Nervousness... Should I Touch You? Angela Brett
100% IN YOUR DREAMSI'm Next - You Offered Us Reciprocal Delightful Rubbing, Expressed As "Massage Swapping" Tony McCoy O'Grady, when he defended MASSAGE THERAPY (3) (Which Patricia thought more suited to a massage parlour - see DIFFERENTLY WELL) by saying "I was thinking a couple massaging each other in turns and finding it arousing." Patricia responded with, "But surely, only the first person to be massaged actually gets a massage! Do an acronym on that subject, please." Tony suggested that they can take it in turns, which prompted Patricia to give '"In Your Dreams" as the candidate for expansion.
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
100% ITIntensive Touching Tony McCoy O'Grady. Angela had quoted a student telling a friend to 'do it in the Mac lab.' Tony asked whether these two students were of opposite sexes, to which Angela replied that they weren't thinking of doing *it*, probably just doing I.T.
100% JUICYJointly Uncovering Interrupted Coition Yields Rico Leffanta
Assorted Adjectives
100% KISSKinkiness Is Sharing Saliva. Angela Brett
100% KISS (2)Kind Intentions Sweetly Seduce Dustan Dowsing, 'cause he's missing them =](:
100% KISS (3)Kinetic Instinctive Smile Smudge Rico Leffanta
100% KISS (4)Kind Intimate Sweet Submission Jan Morgan
100% KNOCKED UPKnowing Nothing Of Carnal Knowledge, Encounter's Disastrous - Unwanted Pregnancy! TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Family
100% LADDERLying Against Dormer Denotes Elopement? Rather! Patricia Rix
Household Objects
100% LAP DANCELeggy & Attractive (Poorly Dressed) Arousing Naughty Chaps Excitement Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% LIELove Is Eternal Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Thoughts:Misconceptions
100% LOLLovely Orgiastic Lovemaking Tony McCoy O'Grady. Angela couldn't be bothered going to her bedroom for something, so Tony replied "When you marry things may change," to which Angela replied with a LOL (laughing out loud.) Tony responded with the new meaning for LOL. :)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms:Conversational
100% LOSERLover Of Someone Emerges Resentful Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% LOVELife's One Vital Emotion Angela Brett

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