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UAUrky Acronymist? Jeff Anonymous, noting that whoever decided that the United Association of Journeymen and Apprentices of the Plumbing and Pipe Fitting Industry of the United States and Canada (shouldn't that be the UAJAPPFIUSC?) should be called the UA must not be the greatest master of acronyms.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
UA (2)Undersized Acronym Angela Brett (see UA)
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UA (3)Unskilled Acronymist. Jeff Anonymous and Angela Brett (see UA)
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UA (4)Unexplicably Axed Jeff Anonymous, since it seems they cut off a bunch of letters. (see UA)
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UAJAPPFIUSCUrky Acronymists, Jeff Amends "Putzheads, Purely & Factually." I Understand Some Criticism. Jeff Anonymous (see UA)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
UAKARIUlulating Anthropoid - Keep Away, Remain Isolated Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
UBEROUSUniquely Bounteous Emissions - Regularly Offering Unending Sustenance Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
UBIQUITOUSUsing Bourbon In Quantity Usually Identifies The Omnipresent Universal Spirit Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
UDDERSUsually Droopy Danglers Energising Ravenous Suckers Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Body Parts
UDDERS (2)Uberous Dangling Drink-Excreters Replenish Sucklers. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
UDDERS (3)Ungulate's Drink Dispensers Easily Replenish Sucklers. Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
UDEUltimate Deceleration Event Sean Lamb (UDE is a railroad acronym for UnDesired Emergency, as in an event where the brake system on a train is set to the "Emergency" setting, bringing the train to a stop as absolutely soon as possible. Most often a train is set into Emergency when a car is stopped on a railroad crossing or desides to drive around the gates; engineers in this situation are normally granted a psychological leave for a short period.)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Transport:Trains
UGANDAUnder General Amin Numerous Dreadful Atrocities. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
UGLYUnattached Girl Loves You Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Insults
UGLY BOYSUntil Girls Like You - Buy Our Youthful Skincream. Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
UIFSAUltimatum Insures Families Secure Alimony Sean Lamb - UIFSA really stands for the Uniform Interstate Family Support Act, an act that will enable the state that issues the first support order to have jusrisdiction over the payor (sic) regardless of which state the payor resides in. I used 'Families' instead of 'Fathers' because there are quite a few deadbeat moms out there with the deadbeat dads (growing up with a father prosecuting child support cases taught me that lawbreaking is an 'equal opportunity employer').
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
People & Relationships:Law & Order
People & Relationships:Family
UKIPUseless Kids In Power John Richard Jones (UKIP usually stands for United Kingdom Independence Party)
Politics:Parties
UKRAINEUprising Knocked Russians Aside - Independence Now Established. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
ULMERUnfortunately Lost Medal Ending Race Angela Brett, when Sarah Ulmer just missed out on a bronze medal in an Olympic cycling race, despite being ahead for most of it.
Names:Famous people
Sports & Recreation
UMAUnveils Majestic Appearance Rico Leffanta
Religion:Hindu Goddesses
UMBRAUsually Makes Blacker Region Appear. Angela Brett
Science:Astronomy
UMPTEENUnspecified Many... Perplexing To Evaluate Exaggerated Number. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
UNARMEDUsing No Ammunition, Righteous Man's Enemies Defeated Tony McCoy O'Black-belt-in-Karate
Military
UNBEATABLE PRICESUse No Banknotes Extra! Afford The Absolute Best Low Echelon Products! Rubbish Is Cheap, Expect Some. Angela Brett
Commerce
UNBEATABLE PRICES (2)Usually Nobody Believes Everything Advertised Today, Although Bigger Lies Easily Permit Retailers Instantly Contacting Every Sucker. Roger Williams
Commerce
UNCLEANUseful Nobodies, Computer Literate Educationalists Around Nottingham Tony McCoy O'Grady (see UNITS)
Education:University of Nottingham School of Community Health Sciences IT Subgroup
UNCLE SAMUnrelated National Cousins Look Enthusiastic Seeing 'America Man' Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
UNCOOPERATIVE AFRICAN AMERICANUncooperativeness No Consequence Of One's Primary Ethnicity, Rather A Trait/Tactic (Increasingly Validly) Expressed/Employed Across Frontiers. Remarkable Indian Called Asian 'Negros' Against Mother England's Rule, It Created A Nation. Angela Brett (referring to Gandhi), who was sick of seeing this phrase at the top of the unsuccessful searches list for so long.
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
UNCY HERBUnsightly New Car Ywroke Havoc - Eventual Result: Bankruptcy Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady (Homer's half-brother Herbert Powell, referred to by the kids as 'Uncy Herb' went bankrupt when he let Homer design the car which would make or break his company)
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
UNDERCOATUsually Non-Digestible Eaters Regularly Crouch Over A Toilet Tony McCoy O'Grady (see GLOSS)
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
UNDERCOAT (2)Unique Nectar - Decorators Enjoy Repasts Containing Oil And Thinners Tony McCoy O'Grady, to balance UNDERCOAT
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
UNDERSTANDUse Noggin! Deductive Exercises Route Someone Towards A New Discernment Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Thoughts
UNDERWEARUsually Not Desired Excepting Rich Women Exaggerating Assets Rapaciously Rico Leffanta
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
UNDERWEAR (2)Unseen, Never Displayed, Even Rarely Worn - Embarrassed Ancestor Recoils! Patricia Rix, when her daughter Melanie revealed on the forums that she had no [expansion for] underwear.
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
UNDERWEAR (3)Usually Naughty & Decorous, Everything's Revealed When Each Article's Removed. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
UNDILUTED GRADE A CANADIAN NONSENSE CONCENTRATEUnnervingly Normal? Dial Into Lunatics Unlimited. They Export Drivel, Gibberish, Ridiculousness - All Daily! Emails Are Completely Absurd, No Alternative Deliveries Include A Nation's Nonsense. Order Now! Sanity's Exaggerated; Nobody Sane Ever Created Outstanding New Custard-Extracting Nets. Try Real Absurdity Today, Everyone! Angela Brett, when Rob challenged her to acronymise that phrase after she'd commented that every email she'd received that morning was from him.
Assorted Phrases
UNESCOUsefully Now Enables Spreading Cultures Overseas Tony McCoy O'Grady (UNESCO actually stands for United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organisation)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
UNICEFUsually Needed If Children Endure Famine Tony McCoy O'Grady (UNICEF actually stands for United Nations International Children's Emergency Fund)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
UNIFORMUsers Need Individual Fittings, Or Result's Messy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
UNIFORM (2)Unloved Necessity... Imposition From Our Rule-Makers Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing
UNIFORM (3)Usually Not In Fashion, Often Rather Mediocre Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
UNIFORM (4)Unquestioning Nonvariance *Is* Fashion... Others Reflect Me! Angela Brett, in response to UNIFORM (3)
Assorted Adjectives
People & Relationships
UNIFORM (5)Unquestioning Nature... I'll Form Opinions Resembling Master's Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
People & Relationships
UNIFORM (6)Usually Neighbour Isn't Far Off Repeating Myself Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
UNIFORMITYUnlikely - Nature Is Full Of Renegade Minds, I Tell You! Angela Brett
People & Relationships
UNINTERESTINGUnderused Neurons Immediately Notice That External Repertoire Excludes Stimulation - This Is Not Good! Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
UNITEUndivided Nation = Individuals Treated Equally Angela Brett
People & Relationships
UNITED ARAB EMIRATESUsing Nationalised Industries They Extract Desert's Ancient Resources. After Britain Ended Management It's Remembered As 'Trucial Emirate States.' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
UNITED STATESUnder No Inclination Toward Egalitarian Decisions Should Traitors Attempt To Equalise Society Rico Leffanta
Places:Countries
UNITED STATES OF AMERICAUmpteen Native 'Indian' Tribes Essentially Destroyed. Since Then Aiming Towards Earthly Supremacy - One Feels American Men's Egos Revel In Carrying Arms. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (2)Unique Nation Ignites Truths, Emerges Democracy. Separate Territories Add To Enlarging Scenery. Open For. A Mixture, Emerging Residents In Common Agenda Jan Morgan - I came up with it by the one reason it was born freedom of religion (truth) it emerged a democracy the states are separate territories that enlarged the country and it was open for a melting pot (mixture) of residents to come and have freedoms
Places:Countries
UNITYUnlovable Neighbour Is Tolerating You! Angela Brett
People & Relationships
UNITY (2)Understand Neighbour; It Teaches You. Angela Brett
People & Relationships
UNITY (3)Underneath, Negro's Identical To Yourself Angela Brett
People & Relationships
UNIVERSITY (2)Undeniably Necessary - It's Very Educational, Regular Study Intellectualises Talented Youth. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
UNIXUniversity Networks Interoperate Xceptionally Sean Lamb (who learned to use UNIX in a university setting)
Computers
UNKNOWNUnusual - Never Knew No-One Who's Nameless Tony McX O'Y
Names
UNLADYLIKEUncommonly Naughty, Linking And Dampening Your Lips In Kissing Everyone Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
UNPUNCTUAL TRAIN SERVICESUsing Normal People Under Normal Conditions, Transport Usually Arrives Late. Theories Repeatedly Are Investigated; Now Scientific Experiments Rush Vehicles In Certain Exceptional States. Angela Brett, wondering if there is a natural Law of Trains which states that they are always late except in unusual circumstances, such as when nobody's waiting for them, or when the passengers are all late.
Transport:Trains
UNTRADITIONALUsing New Techniques, Rituals Are Destroyed Instantly. Those In Office Never Alter Laws Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
UNTRADITIONAL PROCEDURESUnproductive? No, That's Rubbish. Any Drastically Improved Technology Is Opposed, Nearly Always Lacking Proper Rational, Objective Consideration... Essentially Debate Uses Rhetoric Evoking Sentimentality. Angela Brett (see UNTRADITIONAL PROCEDURES (2) for an alternative view.)
Science
UNUSONUnite Nations Using Singing Over Network Angela Brett
Entertainment:Music
UPUtilitarian Phallus Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
UPBEATUplifting Performance, Betcha Everybody's A' Tappin' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music
UPISUse Precisely In Season Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
UP QUARKUsual Particle; Quite Unremarkable And Readily Kept. Angela Brett ('Up' is one of the six types of QUARK... along with DOWN QUARK, STRANGE QUARK, CHARM QUARK, TOP QUARK and BOTTOM QUARK. UP QUARKs and DOWN QUARKs make up neutrons and protons so they're very common. See PROTON (3))
Science:Physics:Particles
UPSUgh, Pierced Stomach. Jeff Anonymous (UPS=Uninterruptable Power Supply)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Do Not Eat
UPS (2)Uplift Packages Slowly Jeff Anonymous, displeased because the United Parcel Service man dropped his computer in the front yard... but it works just the same, despite a rather odd clicking sometimes coming from the fan.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
UPSIDE DOWNUnfortunately Partitioning Server Incurred Damage, Everything's Deleted Off Web Now. Angela Brett, after the Apronyms server was accidentally deleted and Roger said, 'I'm sure that thing about having to hang upside down on that part of the earth doesn't help either.'
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
UPSIDE DOWN CAKEUsually Produced Snack Is Dessert. Edible Dish Of What-Not Cooked And Konsumed Enthusiastically. Sean Lamb
Food & Drink
UP TO DATE AT LASTUsing Postings To Organise Details About Things Evolving A Tale, Logging A Story's Theme... Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Angela finally got up to date with replying to his email, after being Macless for over a week. (This was in the middle of thinking up the first MacGirl & Keyboard stories.)
MacGirl & KeyBoard
URANIUMUnpleasant Radiation - And Normally Is Used Militarily Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
URANUS (2)University Resource At Nottingham - Useful Subgroup Tony McCoy O'Grady (see UNITS)
Education:University of Nottingham School of Community Health Sciences IT Subgroup
URBANUndisputedly, Rural Bumpkins Are Not! Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
Places:Towns & Cities
URINATIONUrgent Relief Is Needed - All Toilets Inhabited... Oh No! Angela Brett
Science:Biology
URLUnintelligible Random Letters Tony McCoy O'Grady (URL usually stands for Uniform Resource Locator)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet:URLs
UROLOGYUncontrolled Release Of Liquid, Often Goes Yellow Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing, 'cause we needed more U's
Science:Biology
URUGUAYUneasy Realm, Urban Guerrillas Unsettle Army Yeomanry. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
USA PATRIOTUsing Superior Armed Power, America Threatens Recalcitrant Individuals Opposing Them Tony McCoy O'Grady - see CLIMATE VISION
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Military
USASUmbra Silently Awaiting Sunshine Rico Leffanta
Religion:Hindu Goddesses
USBUsers Sadly Blush Jeff Anonymous, saying, 'There must be a few Univeral Serial Bus users who are ashamed of it... afraid their friends will torture them for playing with the idea that serial might be dead.'
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Generic Hardware
USB (2)Useful, Since Bondi Angela Brett, since there were hardly any USB peripherals available until Apple introduced the bondi blue iMac, which had a USB port.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
USEUtility Seeks Exercise Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
Assorted Nouns
USENETUsers Sometimes Even Nasally Expel Tea Jeff Anonymous, answering a failed search, and referring to such newsgroup acronyms as "c|n>s" (coffee through nose to screen)
Computers:Internet
USLUneducated Sco Lackeys Sean Lamb (SCO, which is suing IBM over code they claim to have copied from Unix into Linux, filed for the Unix Systems Laboratories trademark).
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Linux
USL (2)Using Stupid Lawyers Sean Lamb (SCO, which is suing IBM over code they claim to have copied from Unix into Linux, filed for the Unix Systems Laboratories trademark).
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Linux
USUAL WAY TO DO THINGSUnvaried Style Undoubtably Averts Laughter. Why Aren't You Trying Out Different Organisational Tactics? Have Innovative & New Goals, Steve! Angela Brett... referring, of course, not to Steve Jobs, Steve Wozniak, or Commissioner Steve, but the Steve whatsisname who is the CEO of Microsloth.
Assorted Phrases
Computers:Windows
UTAHUnlikely To Absorb Hawaii Angela Brett
Places:States & Regions
UTAH (2)Utopia To All Here Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
UTAH (3)Unusual Terrain At Home Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
UTAHRAPTORUnusually Talented And Harsh Raptor Attacked Predators That Once Roamed Sean Lamb (The Utahraptor had a 15" claw on one toe of each hind foot; it's believed that this creature attacked others much larger than itself using these claws and its razor-sharp teeth as weapons)
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
UTERUSUmbilical Tract Ensures Related Unborn Survives. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
UTTEREDUsed To Talk Endlessly, Rathered Enjoyed Discourse Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Talking
UXORIOUSUsual Xenophobic Organising Romance In Outhouse Usurping Spouse Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
UZIUsually Zapping Israelis Angela Brett
Military:Weapons
UZISUsed Zealously In Soldiering Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Weapons