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APRONYMS BY MELANIE MERSWOLKE
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82% ACROBLOCKAnomalous Condition Resulting (in) Outrageous, Blinding Loss Of Creative Know-how Melanie Merswolke
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
89% APOPLEXY (2)Arterial Palpitations Often Precipitate Letting Experts X-ray You Melanie Merswolke
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% CHANGE (2)Collecting Hastens Avarice - Negligible Gains Ensue Melanie Merswolke
Commerce:Money
100% ET CETERAEchoing Thoughts Create Endless, Termless Expressions, Repeating Aimlessly Melanie Merswolke
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100% FINICKY (3)Fussiness Is Numbing, Inhibiting Creative Kick - Y? Melanie Merswolke
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% GAUDYGarish And Unusually Decadent - Yuck! Melanie Merswolke
Assorted Adjectives
100% GUACAMOLEGooey, Unusual Avocado Concoction Among Most Outrageous Luncheon Eatables Melanie Merswolke
Food & Drink:Condiments
100% INSOMNIA (2)I Never Slept One Minute - Now I'm Awake! Melanie Merswolke and Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% LAVA LAMP (2)Lacking Any Volcanic Activity, Light Affords Many Possibilities Melanie Merswolke
Household Objects
100% NAMESNomenclature Applied Mostly Everywhere, Seemingly Melanie Merswolke
Names
100% PACKAGING (2)Presentation Acknowledges Consumers Know All Glitz Is Necessarily Gold Melanie Merswolke
Assorted Nouns
100% PALTRY (2)Puny Allotment Leaves The Recipient Yearning Melanie Merswolke
Assorted Adjectives
90% SHREDDIESSlovenly Hitch-hiking Rogue Ensnares Damsels-Death Inevitably Ensues Suddenly Melanie Merswolke
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:Cereal Killers