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100% JINGLEJangling Intrusive Notes Generate Lavish Expenditure Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
Assorted Nouns:Noises
0% JOAN LA PUCELLEJamming On Armour Now Lets A Patriotic Unknown Combat English Lords - Later Executed Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry VI
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry VI
100% JOANNEJewel Of A Name Needs Expansion TMcCO'G
Names:First names:Female
0% JOAN OF ARCJuvenile Orders Army North Of France And Reaps Combustion Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people
History
0% JOAN RIVERSJokester Offering A Nasty Remark In Various Entertainment Road Shows W. Kline
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
100% JOBJustice Overcomes Besetment. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
0% JOB (2)Journey Of Boredom Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:The Workforce
0% JOB (3)Just Over Broke Iniyan G
People & Relationships:The Workforce
0% JOB (4)Juggling One's Businesses Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:The Workforce
100% JOBLESSJoy Of Being Lacking Employment Slowly Shrinks Tony McWork O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce
100% JOBSJanitors Outdo Bigwig's Salary! Angela Brett - Steve Jobs only gets paid $1 a year for being iCEO of Apple.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Names:Famous people
100% JOCKSTRAPSJaded Old Crotch Kickers Seeking To Restore Artificial Phallic Symbols Rico Leffanta
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
100% JODIJust One Disruptive/Disagreeable Individual Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Female
100% JOELJudgement Of Endless Locusts Eric Bridgstock
Religion:Bible books
100% JOHNJesus Opens His Narrative. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Saints
0% JOHN (2)Joyously Obedient (to) Holy Name Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Saints
0% JOHN (3)Just One Hawaiian 'Nym? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
0% JOHN (4)Joint Of Ham's Nice Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:You Are What You Eat
0% JOHN BRETTJauntily Offering Higher Notions, Bringing Real Enthusiasm To Technology John Brett
Names:Acronymists
0% JOHN JAYJustice Of Historic Notoriety, Just Another Yankee Robert Anonymous
Names:Famous people
People & Relationships:Law & Order
0% JOHN KERRYJust One Hellacious Nobody, Kudos Evades Rebellious Reprehensible Yahoo Jan Morgan -- Man who didn't want his medals of war. Was a sell out to those who fought honorably
Names:Famous people:Politicians
0% JOHN LE CARREJust One Honed Narrative Lets Espionage Career Agents Recycle & Rehash Events Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Writers
0% JOHNNY CASHJail's Often Happy & Nice Now Yankee Convicts All Singing Heartily Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Artists
0% JOHN OF GAUNTJaundiced On His Nephew. Outspoken - Fiercely Guarding An Unbreakable Noble Tradition Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Richard II
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Richard II
0% JOHN RYANJuveniles On Hawaii Never Remember You're Always Near Rico Leffanta (John Ryan is better known as Jack Lord)
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
0% JOHN STEINBECKJourney Of Hope - Notorious Stark Time Encapsulated In Novel, Bleak Existence Conveyed Keenly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Writers
0% JOIN OUR VOLUNTEERSJob Offer Is Now Open. Under Resourced Venture - One Learns (Usually) Not To Ever Expect Receiving Salary Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce
0% JOIN USJob Opportunity In New Unique Salon TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:The Workforce
100% JOKEJest - Only Kidding, Eh. Angela Brett
Laughter
0% JOKE (2)Jest Or Kiddish Expletive Jeff Anonymous
Laughter
100% JOLLITYJoyous Outburst, Long Lived - I Thank You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
100% JOLLYJunket: Office Looked Lonely Yesterday Tony McCoy O'Grady and Angela Brett. "Jolly" is a slang term for a pleasure-trip, something like a semi-official business trip.
People & Relationships:The Workforce
0% JOLLY (2)Joking One, Laughs Like Yodeller Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% JONAHJahweh Orders Ninevah A Harbinger. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
100% JONASJust Offers Natural Annoyance Seriously Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
100% JONATHANJust One Name, Around Two Hundred Alternative Notations Angela Brett (there are several spellings of Jonathan, and seemingly hundreds of other names from the same root as John)
Names:First names:Male
100% JONESJealous Of Neighbours' Evident Success TMcCO'G - Who doesn't try to 'keep up with' anyone
Names
100% JORDANJews Opposed - Royals Demand Arab Nation. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% JOSEPHJob Of Someone Explaining Pharoah's Hallucinations Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
0% JOSEPH SMITHJudicious Obedient Servant Emerges Prophet Having Seen Messengers In Truth, Hallelujah Jan Morgan -- Judicious -- showing good judgment because he listened and was obedient
Religion
Names:Famous people
100% JOSHUAJordan's Old Soldier Heroic Under Attack Eric Bridgstock
Religion:Bible books
0% JOSHUA (2)Jericho Once Stood; Horns, Unified, Attacked. Roger Williams
Religion:Bible books
0% JOSHUA (3)Jovial Offspring, Son Has Unusual Attitude Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Male
100% JOURNALJotter Often Used Regularly Notates A Life Tony McSamuel O'Pepys
People & Relationships
Art & Literature
100% JOURNALISTJust One Unusual Reporter, News Announces Latest Incidents, Sharing Tales Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
Communication
100% JOUSTJoy Of Using Spear Thingies Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military
100% JOYJoke's On You Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
Laughter
90% JOYBUTTONJust One, Yet... Because Usually Two Takes Over a Nanosecond. Angela Brett, because the aforementioned acronymist wanted the name to be acronymised twice in exchange for the two acronyms contributed.
Names:Acronymists
0% JOYBUTTON (2)Jollity: On. You'd Be Unwilling To Try 'Off' Now. Angela Brett, toying with the possibility of a joy button which toggles joy on and off.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Names:Acronymists
100% JOYCEJovial Observations Yielding Casual Excitement. Tom Denton, referring to author James Joyce.
Art & Literature:Writers
100% JOYSTICKJust One Young Student That Is Controlling Kicks Sean Lamb (who spent many an evening in the college computer lab playing games)
Computers:Generic Hardware
100% JPEGJuxtapositioned Pixels Emulate Graphics Sean Lamb (JPEG = Joint Photographic Experts Group)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
0% JPEG (2)Just Pictures and Entertaining Graphics Sean Lamb (JPEG = Joint Photographic Experts Group)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
100% JUBILANTJoy Unleashes Boys In Loud And Noisy Times Rico Leffanta
Laughter
100% JUDEJoy Under Difficult Experiences Sue Johnson
Names:First names:Female
100% JUDGEJustice Usually Done, Given Equity. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
0% JUDGE (2)Jumped Up Disgruntled Geriatric Establishment-arian Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
100% JUDGEMENTJava Users/ Developers Group, Extended: Macintosh Enthusiasts Now Taken! Gavin Lambert, thinking up a new name for a group Angela told him about which is ostensibly a Java users group but is actually a group of Mac developers, one of which develops using Java. Its previous working title was JUGWOXACI so this is a big improvement! JUDGEMENT day is the second Tuesday of each month.
Computers:Programming
100% JUDGESJustices, Utterly Depressing, Grim Events Spiral Eric Bridgstock
Religion:Bible books
0% JUDGES (2)Jury Unanimously Decided Guilt; Enter Sentence. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
100% JUDITHJewish Urban Destruction? I'm The Heroine Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
Names:First names:Female
100% JUDYJust Un Dress Yourself! Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
100% JUICEJug - Usually It Contains Extract. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks
0% JUICE (2)Juveniles Usefully Ingest Citrus Extract Tony McCoy O'Grady and Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks
100% JUICYJointly Uncovering Interrupted Coition Yields Rico Leffanta
Assorted Adjectives
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% JUJUJaded Unbelievers; Jinxes Unleashed! Roger Williams
Religion
100% JULESJules Uses Long Entertaining Stories David Brydon, referring to singer Jules Riding
Entertainment:Music:Artists
0% JULES (2)Jules Utilises Lynne's Efficient Sensibility. David Brydon
Entertainment:Music:Artists
0% JULES (3)Jesus Uses Lively Evangelical Singer Angela Brett
Entertainment:Music:Artists
100% JULIAJauntily Uses Lad's Identity Awhile Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Two Gentlemen of Verona
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Two Gentlemen of Verona
100% JULIANJust Uses Lessons In Adventures Naturally Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
0% JULIA ROBERTSJoyful Unbridled Lover Instinctively Always Reveals Ostentatious Big Eyes Really Trap Spouse Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
100% JULIEJust Uses Love In Events Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
100% JULIETJaunty Underage Lovely In Erotic Tragedy Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Romeo and Juliet
0% JULIUS CAESARJumped-Up Little Italian Usurper. Shuns Caution And Enrages Senator And Republicans Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar and Antony and Cleopatra
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Antony and Cleopatra
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Julius Caesar
100% JULYJuveniles Usually Laze, Yes! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Months
0% JULY (2)Justly Unwound & Lazing Youths Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Months
80% JUMPJolt of Unrestrained Mac Power Angela Brett, describing what would be needed to turn KEYBOARD off or on (the power keys are on the soles of his feet, but aren't activated by normal walking.)
MacGirl & KeyBoard
0% JUMP IN A LAKEJust Use Mother's Personal Identification Number, And Lunch At Kin's Expense! Angela Brett, while thinking about the SHOVE OFF challenge... although this one doesn't quite fit it.
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
0% JUMP OUT OF A PLANE!Jolted Upwards... My Parachute's Opened Up! Thrill Of Freefall Abated, Pleasantly Lowering Adrenalin Nearing Earth. Angela Brett
Sports & Recreation:Parachuting
100% JUNCTIONJumbled Underground Network Comes Together Into One Nexus Angela Brett
Places
Transport:Trains
100% JUNEJuly's Upcoming Next, Evidently Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Months
0% JUNE (2)Just Unending Nice Evenings Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Months
0% JUNE (3)June Ushers New Era! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Summer in Northern Hemisphere / Winter in Southern Hemisphere.
Time:Months
100% JUNGLEJumbled Undergrowth - Not Grass Land Evidently Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
80% JUNKJust Useless, Needless Knick-knacks Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects
100% JUNKIEJust Using Narcotics Keeps Individual Enslaved Jan Morgan
Drugs
100% JUNOJuxtaposition Unlikely Nearly Omnipotent Rico Leffanta
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
88% JUPITERJeopardy Ultimate Prospect If Travellers Ever Reach (it) Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy:Planets
100% JURYJudge: Unanimous? Representative: Yes. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
88% JUSTICEJoin the United States - They Incarcerate Criminal Evildoers Angela Brett, with a rose-tinted view of JUSTICE (the AMERICAN WAY.) It isn't really true. After all, they didn't incarcerate Bill G*t*s.
People & Relationships:Law & Order
0% JUSTICE (2)Jury's Undecided? Seems That I'm Convicted Erroneously. Tony McCoy O'Grady (see GUILTY)
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
0% JUSTICE FOR ALL!Just Us! Selfish Temporisers! Individuals Completely Egotistical! For Ourselves! Ruin Antagonists! Low Lifes! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% JUSTINJolly Unusual Son, Teaches In North Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
100% JUSTINEJoin Us So Tourism Is Nice Event Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
0% JUST TOO BUSYJoyful Users Should Try To Openly Operate Battery Utilisation System. Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady, complaining about Angela's sister, who is JUST TOO BUSY to change her clock batteries and therefore her emails come through as though they'd been sent several days beforehand.
Computers
Assorted Phrases
100% JUVENALJust Use Verse Eventually Nothing Approaches Love Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature:Writers
100% JUVENILEJust Underage, Vaguely Endearing Not Into Looking Elderly Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
90% JUXTAPOSEJust Use X-rays To Align Posteriors On Someone's Epidermis Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
93% JUXTAPOSITIONJuggle Until X-axes Tally, Although Placing Objects Spatially In Togetherness Is Often Noisome. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Geometry

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